Obamateurism of the Day

posted at 8:05 am on September 11, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

President Obama warned his political opponents against using “partisan spectacles” and “scare tactics” in the health-care overhaul debate — but couldn’t make it out of his own speech before failing to take his own advice. Here’s a mashup of the two moments, which come 28 minutes apart in Obama’s speech on Wednesday:

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franksalterego on September 11, 2009 at 8:11 AM

“Do as I say, not as I do, for you should know that I’m above you.”

jgapinoy on September 11, 2009 at 8:11 AM

Narcassist.

ladyingray on September 11, 2009 at 8:12 AM

So, deficits will grow larger if we don’t spend money we don’t have? But, if we do spend money we don’t have they won’t? That’s some odd math.

boomer on September 11, 2009 at 8:12 AM

He better get busy calling people out. There are so many who are spreading “lies” …er, truth, that it wall take the rest of his term to call them all out.

becki51758 on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

How do you save/create a million jobs, but still have unemployment go up?

ctmom on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

So, deficits will grow larger if we don’t spend money we don’t have? But, if we do spend money we don’t have they won’t? That’s some odd math.

boomer on September 11, 2009 at 8:12 AM

It’s typical Liberal math. The actual numbers don’t have any meaning; it’s all about how you feel. (That’s why Liberals teach school children such important math lessons as this: “If math were a color, what color would it be?”) So if you feel better about spending a lot of money that you don’t actually have, it’s all good.

AZCoyote on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

His IQ is off the charts. Do you see the way he moves his hands smoothly and without affectation? This is the mark of a superior IQ.

He is an expert, and we must heed his dire warning.

jeff_from_mpls on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

WHICH speech? Obama’s ALWAYS giving a speech, blathering on and on and on in his own little “I’m wonderful” mode. He never stops. It’s all he does, all he knows how to do: read words written by others off a teleprompter. All this clueless Empty Suit is qualified for is a local television “anchor” job in Cleveland or a preacher on the south side of Chicago.

bradley11 on September 11, 2009 at 8:19 AM

How do you save/create a million jobs, but still have unemployment go up?

ctmom on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Our President has saved over two billion jobs, and his recommendations to simple people everywhere has prevented over four trillion abortions.

He is the most intelligent President in history. Sociologists tell us that the reason America elected such an intelligent man is that the American IQ has risen on average by 50 IQ points per year over the last 100 years.

America has evolved, and President Obama reflects that evolution towards perfection. I sometimes wonder if he might be the perfect man.

jeff_from_mpls on September 11, 2009 at 8:19 AM

POLL

This President…

1. Is a pathological liar.

2. Is profoundly ignorant.

3. Thinks YOU are profoundly ignorant.

4. All of the above.

franksalterego on September 11, 2009 at 8:19 AM

So, deficits will grow larger if we don’t spend money we don’t have? But, if we do spend money we don’t have they won’t? That’s some odd math.

It’s not THAT money we don’t have. It’s the OTHER money we don’t have that doesn’t count. Sheesh. You just don’t get it, do you? If your shoulders are cold, just cut some of the blanket from the area covering your feet and sew it to the top. It will work because Obamanure says it will work.

Just prostrate yourself at his feet and say a few Our Obalmy’s and you will be forgiven.

Crusader Rabbit on September 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM

Math is racist!
Pointing out the inherent contradictions in Dear Leader’s words is racist!!

Worst. President. Ever.

rbj on September 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM

What an idiot!
I find no irony in the fact that this new math crap they are teaching in elementary and middle school is called ChicagoMath.

ZeeMI on September 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM

How do you save/create a million jobs, but still have unemployment go up?

ctmom on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Cause, the media says.

Cindy Munford on September 11, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Obama does not have time to attend Ground Zero this morning but he has time to severely overexpose himself and bloviate making speech after speech after speech. And he lectures against “partisanship”, when his lack of leadership and gravitas is the reason for the escalation in partisanship. What a jerk.

kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

In honor of today I submit this classic Obamateurism. It still speaks volumes about his character.

D.Gagnon
North Carolina

DGagnon on September 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

He did that because, as you can see in the vid, simplesimon and liberal343 were sitting behind him whispering suggestions.

Limerick on September 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

Ed,

Thanks for the clip. Keep up the good work.
What I’m afraid of is these schizoid moments will be so common place that no one notices anymore.

katy on September 11, 2009 at 8:26 AM

Speaking of scare tactics… my husband got a letter from “Change that Works” a project of SEIU . It’s a letter written by L. Toni Lewis, MD , and it’s all about scare tactics. He says,
‘As a doctor, I’ve watched families make impossible choices.’ He lists some of these “impossible” choices.
At the very end he says, ” The insurance special interests are spending millions of dollars to spread false and misleading information about health insurance reform.”
And yet the very first FACT: states, “And if you are currently covered by an insurance plan you like, you’ll be able to keep it.”

These guys are such hypocrites. And they’re well funded and reaching out to everyone.

4shoes on September 11, 2009 at 8:33 AM

Ed, with all respect I’d say Barry sitting out speaking at the WTC Ruins is a bit higher.

regards,
sven

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:38 AM

I have learned that this is a typical liberal tactic: loudly accuse others of doing the evil deeds that you are, in fact, doing yourself. I think it’s instinctive to them, and it’s possible they don’t even grasp the hypocrisy, or if they do, they have some twisted rationale as to why it’s acceptable.

mr.blacksheep on September 11, 2009 at 8:41 AM

How can a man who is supposed to be this country’s biggest advocate not go to Ground Zero today? I wish we had an American President who actually loved America. There is no excuse for this.

kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:41 AM

kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

The filthy liar is going to meet with families of victims at the Pentagon this morning. The real slap in the face of America is sending Biden to the WTC site.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM

How can a man who is supposed to be this country’s biggest advocate not go to Ground Zero today? I wish we had an American President who actually loved America. There is no excuse for this.

kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:41 AM

President Wonderful is using Slow Joe as a sacrifical lamb….

Barry is butthurt that his sermon to the mounted wedensday wasn’t a gamechanger and he is afraid of backlash from his efforts to turn 9/11 into a sequel to Labor day would be heckled….better to send Slow-Joe….

not that I agree with Barry

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:43 AM

katy on September 11, 2009 at 8:26 AM

What people are aware of at this moment, is the economy and the national deficit. Democrats took control of government in 2006. The economy was rolling along nicely with very low unemployment. Democrats won the WH, giving them a monopoly on power in our government. Since that time, the national debt has been blown up beyond comprehension. We are now finding out that Van Jones is a devoted communist, and he was one of the authors of the stimulus package. A day doesn’t go by that we don’t find out things about these Democrats that stinks worse than a 2-week old fish out of water.

We are having a Tea Party here in my little town this Saturday. I live in Stillwater County, Montana; we have a total population of around 8,500. It will be very interesting to see what kind of turnout we will have. I will send Ed a few photo’s following the event. We have been spreading out fliers around the county, and Democrats have been grabbing them and throwing them away almost as fast as we can spread them. You know. those people who are committed to free speech and all… :)

Great work Ed, as usual…

Keemo on September 11, 2009 at 8:43 AM

What I’m afraid of is these schizoid moments will be so common place that no one notices anymore.

katy on September 11, 2009 at 8:26 AM

The thing is that Obama and his supporters don’t see these things as schizo. They are committed to their contradictions and will cherry-pick facts to support that commitment until their dying breath, in most cases. In ancient times, people like them would have gathered up their belongings and wandered off to found a new society, only to have it die out shortly thereafter, due to its detachment from reality. In today’s world, they control all three branches of government in the most powerful country in the world. Crazy times.

venividivici on September 11, 2009 at 8:45 AM

The filthy liar is going to meet with families of victims at the Pentagon this morning. The real slap in the face of America is sending Biden to the WTC site.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM

My foster dad had a meeting at the Puzzle Palace Ring D that morning that got cancelled the night before…we didn’t know it had.

Needless to say I nearly died inside when I saw what happened until he called Ma…

I feel guilty my anxiety fell as much as it did when I knew he was safe.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:45 AM

Ed, with all respect I’d say Barry sitting out speaking at the WTC Ruins is a bit higher.

regards,
sven

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:38 AM

As I posted above, the filthy liar is going to be at the Pentagon, Biden will be at the WTC, and Colin Powell will be in Pennsylvania.

That being said, I don’t want this radical racist to speak today at all. He’s just going to politicize a day that should be about remembering and I don’t want to hear comments about how we need to get universal single-payer health coverage passed to honor the victims of the 9/11/01 atrocities.

Face it, Democrats allowed the 9/11 attacks to happen by their decade-long laziness when it came to taking terrorism seriously. All the signs were there but the Clinton-era policies were inadequate. Obama and all Democrats should be apologizing to America today, not getting top billing at 9/11 events.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:47 AM

Numbers (whether they be dollars or unemployment) are just adjectives to this administration. Therefore, they are interchangeable. Just like you can say “beautiful” or “gorgeous” and mean the same thing, they can say 100 million or 4 trillion. They think it means the same thing.

texabama on September 11, 2009 at 8:47 AM

I feel guilty my anxiety fell as much as it did when I knew he was safe.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:45 AM

That’s natural, especially that morning where (despite the pictures) it was hard to truly understand the magnitude about what was going on.

My experience was opposite yours. One of my siblings was living in NYC but uptown. I only found out after the attacks that he had moved the previous weekend to South End Ave a couple of blocks over from the WTC. He was safely at work when the attacks occured but he was out of his apartment for months.

I’m working down near the Pentagon these days and working with some people who were, in fact, in the Pentagon on 9/11/01. It makes this anniversary particularly sharp for me. I really am frustrated with the short attention span of Americans and don’t even want to get started on the filthy liar’s decision to re-brand 9/11 to fit his hate-America agenda.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Obama does not have time to attend Ground Zero this morning but he has time to severely overexpose himself and bloviate making speech after speech after speech. And he lectures against “partisanship”, when his lack of leadership and gravitas is the reason for the escalation in partisanship. What a jerk.
kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:25 AM

That’s because Ogabe will be right here in my own state to puke out yet another speech about HC, so he has set his priorities. Sending Joe to New York and the site of the worst terrorist attack in our history while he campaigns in Minnesota for his ruinous scheme. What a POS.

Bishop on September 11, 2009 at 8:53 AM

That’s natural, especially that morning where (despite the pictures) it was hard to truly understand the magnitude about what was going on.

My experience was opposite yours. One of my siblings was living in NYC but uptown. I only found out after the attacks that he had moved the previous weekend to South End Ave a couple of blocks over from the WTC. He was safely at work when the attacks occured but he was out of his apartment for months.

I’m working down near the Pentagon these days and working with some people who were, in fact, in the Pentagon on 9/11/01. It makes this anniversary particularly sharp for me. I really am frustrated with the short attention span of Americans and don’t even want to get started on the filthy liar’s decision to re-brand 9/11 to fit his hate-America agenda.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:52 AM

I agree HH I had posted to you that the reason President Date Night who controls the Pentagon’s scheduling did not schedule the ability to do both is he does not want to take the risk of being heckled by the crowd in NYC. I cannot fathom that all the WTC families want 9/11 to simply become “Labor Day Weekend 2″.

The audience at the Pentagon cannot heckle, the audience in NYC can.

sven

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:55 AM

That’s because Ogabe will be right here in my own state to puke out yet another speech about HC, so he has set his priorities. Sending Joe to New York and the site of the worst terrorist attack in our history while he campaigns in Minnesota for his ruinous scheme. What a POS.

Bishop on September 11, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Indeed, Scare Force One had other places to go….rather than try to succor the military and the people.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:56 AM

How can a man who is supposed to be this country’s biggest advocate not go to Ground Zero today? I wish we had an American President who actually loved America. There is no excuse for this.

kingsjester on September 11, 2009 at 8:41 AM

He’s too busy with his morning work out, and planning his next big ego massage speech on Obamacare.

anniekc on September 11, 2009 at 8:57 AM

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:52 AM

oh and thank God your people were safe.

Too many weren’t.

The media and party that desperately wanted to not show the jumpers lest we “get too angry” run the show now…

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 8:58 AM

President Date Night

Funny.

anniekc on September 11, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Keemo on September 11, 2009 at 8:43
venividivici on September 11, 2009 at 8:45 AM
AM

These last few months have proven to be quite the awakening. I pray it is not too late.
We have let the darkest elements of humanity go unchallenged in spread their destruction for too long.

katy on September 11, 2009 at 9:03 AM

Funny.

anniekc on September 11, 2009 at 8:58 AM

He uses Air Force One like a rental car. That’s ok but I would hope he would have had the sense to not feel the need for the weekend jaunts up to Chi town “just to get good pizza” etc etc

President Date Night can jaunt all ever hell’s half acre but he can’t take a day off from his UHC world tour to try to take care of the military’s grief and the public at large’s….

nah it is all about not wanting to risk being heckled.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 9:07 AM

It’s the straw man/scare tactic combo off the high platform. “If we do nothing, you people are gonna die”.

What time is his speech today about maintaining resolve in the fight against Islamic literalist barbarism?

forest on September 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM

What time is his speech today about maintaining resolve in the fight against Islamic literalist barbarism?

forest on September 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM

Bury doesn’t want to irritate his donors.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 9:12 AM

How do you save/create a million jobs, but still have unemployment go up?

ctmom on September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Cuz without ’0′, everyone would be unemployed.

TinMan13 on September 11, 2009 at 9:14 AM

The filthy liar is going to meet with families of victims at the Pentagon this morning.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM

… and no doubt tell them it was Bush’s fault.

TXUS on September 11, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Speaking of “scare tactics”, I did not watch the speech but was flipping back and forth from my baseball game because I wanted to hear what Brit Hume said afterwards. I happened to click on the speech right at a moment when he said “you seniors”, looking directly into the camera. The look in his eyes was positively chilling and scared the life out of me!

Cornhusker on September 11, 2009 at 9:28 AM

What time is his speech today about maintaining resolve in the fight against Islamic literalist barbarism?

forest on September 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM

Bury doesn’t want to irritate his donors.

sven10077 on September 11, 2009 at 9:12 AM

He’s talking about the “National Day of Service and Remembrance” now.

forest on September 11, 2009 at 9:42 AM

“There are some folks out there who are, frankly, bearing false witness,” -Sheik Abu Barack al-Husseini al-Kenyi bin Obooba, August 2009, referring to critics of HR 3200.

Joe Wilson isn’t one of them.

Akzed on September 11, 2009 at 9:45 AM

The filthy liar is going to meet with families of victims at the Pentagon this morning.

highhopes on September 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM
… and no doubt tell them it was Bush’s fault.

TXUS on September 11, 2009 at 9:26 AM

- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - –

I wonder how they will feel knowing that an apologetic muslim is there to spew more of his lies to them in their mourning and paying respects to their love ones. I remember him swearing to hunt down and kill Bin Ladin but I interpet the news differently in that it shows him cowering to his
kind and doing what he does best, that is speak out of both sides of his mouth. Oramadan is a pathetic human being. Only person in world that is bigger camera hogg is Chuckie Schumer. thats why he is there!

bluegrass on September 11, 2009 at 9:46 AM

Drudge has an article posted that says Pinnochio is setting it up to Rahm it with reconciliation on Oct. 15 if he can’t get some RINO’s to go along that’s the reason for his tough talk!

Senate Scum listen closely now if they try this:
SHUT THE SENATE DOWN!

Every Republican needs to stand and demand a reading and deny reconciliation!
Every Republican that wants a job in the Senate in 2010 that is and any Dims who do also for that matter!

The States with RINO’s Maine, Arizona?, South Carolia, Washington you had better be finding opponents to run against your scumbags.

dhunter on September 11, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Does a moment ever pass during his waking hours when he is not delivering a speech?

Akzed on September 11, 2009 at 9:51 AM

As far as I can see, the only thing the Pres got right was in his speech to the school children when he stated he wished he had studied more math.

Kissmygrits on September 11, 2009 at 9:53 AM

The States with RINO’s Maine, Arizona?, South Carolia, Washington you had better be finding opponents to run against your scumbags.

dhunter on September 11, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Both Arizona senators (Jon Kyl and John McCain) are against the Dem healthcare plan.

AZCoyote on September 11, 2009 at 10:01 AM

I have learned that this is a typical liberal tactic: loudly accuse others of doing the evil deeds that you are, in fact, doing yourself. I think it’s instinctive to them, and it’s possible they don’t even grasp the hypocrisy, or if they do, they have some twisted rationale as to why it’s acceptable.

mr.blacksheep on September 11, 2009 at 8:41 AM

“The end justifies the means”.

Johan Klaus on September 11, 2009 at 10:16 AM

He must believe everything he says exists in a vacuum, unconnected to everything else he has ever said or will say. Billy Jeff’s pathology was that he came to believe his own lies. Ogabe knows he’s lying and just doesn’t give a damn. Both are unconscionable users of other people and deserve to share the same large pineapple through eternity
(re: Little Nicky).

SKYFOX on September 11, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Today, the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is about Obama.

Yesterday, seemed like everything was all about Obama.

Guess it’s ALL about Obama.

TimBuk3 on September 11, 2009 at 10:36 AM

katy on September 11, 2009 at 9:03 AM

You and I think a lot alike! I believe GOD had a huge hand in creating the United States of America. I believe in the existence of evil. Since GOD had a huge hand in the creation of the USA, EVIL has unleashed it’s powerful forces upon our country. The battle between good and evil was raging on before I was born, and will be raging on long after I’m gone. In my lifetime, I have witnessed huge victories over evil. At this time in our history, I’m witnessing evil win huge victories over good. The sleeping giant is awake for the moment, this gives me hope.

You’re a good woman Katy…

Keemo on September 11, 2009 at 10:58 AM

AZCoyote on September 11, 2009 at 10:01 AM

John McCain (r) said there are no “Death Panels” and that HR3200 would NOT cover illegals just yesterday morning. He actually said he didn’t think the Bamster was lying.
Thanks Senator McCain for your honorable service. Thanks for bringing Governor Palin to the national scene.
Now, DLTDHYITAOTWO

Blacksmith8 on September 11, 2009 at 10:58 AM

‘As a doctor, I’ve watched families make impossible choices.’ He lists some of these “impossible” choices.

4shoes on September 11, 2009 at 8:33 AM

Man… no one can come up with a parade of sad sack stories like Democrats can… In order to justify blowing up a system that 85% of the people are happy with, they come up with four “individual” tales of woe.

I’m sorry that people are suffering, but I’m not going to get too worked up about it until those numbers are reversed.

jana on September 11, 2009 at 11:01 AM

I can’t get over the fact that he states “everyone in this room knows what will happen if we do nothing”, when NO ONE in that room will be subjected to this bill!!!! This just kills me. I don’t know how anyone can say this and not be struck by lightning as they speak.
Also, my “disdain for my government has been hardened” by the lies and threats of him and his party. And their attempt to push this bill through in two weeks before the break. And their attempt to push through Cap and Trade similarly and TARP. THIS is why we don’t trust you Mr. Obama, Mrs. Pelosi, Mr. Reid, et al. They don’t know what is in this bill and yet, they expect us to swallow it. “Disdain” is putting it lightly.

mph on September 11, 2009 at 11:22 AM

We have our work cut out for us. These Obama Communists have taken over many local and state governments with their avowed goal of redistributing the wealth. Their tax and steal policies need to be stopped by cutting their funding! Kill the beast by cutting off it taxing and spending authority. The Kenyan,Muslim, Communist, Narcissist,Racist,Liar-in-chief is simply the model for The People’s Republic of Broward County et.al.!! The Racist goal of cradle to grave support to minorities will bankrupt the country if not reigned in! Many say we are already bankrupt!

Marco on September 11, 2009 at 12:16 PM

A third of the voters are leftists who don’t care if he lies, as long as it supports their agenda.

A third of the voters are conservatives who see through his deceit.

A third of the voters are morons who believe anything that the media tells them. This is the third that the Dems and media try to influence.

justltl on September 11, 2009 at 1:26 PM

The reason Obama’s presidency is in such a mess is because he doesn’t have enough experience to be a party leader. He can’t or doesn’t know how to stand up to Reid, Pelosi, Frank, etc. and take the reins of the party. So he is letting them dictate terms regarding policy and initiatives he is championing.

It is almost as if Pelosi and Reid are using the charismatic black man to solidify their powergrabs, but not give him real authority over the party or agenda.

Doesn’t that sound familiar? The white people using the black man to further their own goals. So the only conclusion that can be drawn here is that Pelosi and Reid ARE RACIST!

Barack Obama is the first black man elected president, but he isn’t really serving as president. He is Pelosi’s and Reid’s “boy.” And here we were told that this is post-racial America. Still looks the same.

Mallard T. Drake on September 11, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Sheik Abu Barack al-Husseini al-Kenyi bin Obooba,

++++1,000,000!!!! Too funny.

NJ Red on September 11, 2009 at 3:26 PM