I would not be surprised to hear that he consults his ‘TELLMEPROMPTER’ in the morning like the evil queen in Snow White.

Because P-BO doesn’t care about health care so much as he wants his legacy to be that he was the liberal and President that remade this country, starting with health care.

Mallard T. Drake on September 9, 2009 at 11:16 PM

Yeah, but I think we are already basically a Liberal country as far as the systemic portions go. They’ve kind of snuck up on us, and now they’re simply going for the knock out punch.

Give TOTUS the night off. Pericles should be able to stutter his way through “The time to act is now” on his own.

that line was worth of a spit take. Must clean off the monitor now.

“I am not the first president to take up this cause,” he is expected to say, “but I am determined to be the last.”

Because P-BO doesn’t care about health care so much as he wants his legacy to be that he was the liberal and President that remade this country, starting with health care.

Wishful thinking…

TOTUS MISSING.

LAST SEEN HAVING LIQUID LUNCH AT BULLFEATHERS.

Sorry, but I would rather watch Obama get naked and sweaty with Andrea Mitchel
That, my friend, is f*c*ing gross.

Dirty Creature on September 9, 2009 at 7:49 PM

Yeah, but think of the story you could tell your grandkids.

What if Obama’s teleprompter breaks down tonight?

A sign from God.

Sorry, but I would rather watch Obama get naked and sweaty with Andrea Mitchel

That, my friend, is f*c*ing gross.

10. Fire up for all to hear his copy of the iPod with his speeches on it that he presented to Queen Elizabeth

9. Read the his back-to-school essay, “How I spent my summmer vacations”

8. Recite the names of all his czars and czarinas from memory

7. Dim the House lights and perform shadow puppets

6. Challenge Harry Reid to recite names the states in which ACORN has been indicted

5. By a show of hands, poll the audience to see who’s leaving his Administration next to get a firm betting line established for oddsmakers in Vegas

4. Ask Botox Nan to led the audience in a sing-a-long of patriotic songs

3. Turn the mike over to Lunchpail Joe Biden, who’ll proceed to regale the audience with his extensive repertoire of malapropisms and gaffes

2. Perform his favorite show tunes’ duets with Michelle

1. Start the parade of unicorns! Cue the skittles drop!

Sorry, but I would rather watch Obama get naked and sweaty with Andrea Mitchel, than watch one of those reality dancing shows.

myrenovations on September 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM

I may not be able to sleep for days. Just awful.

Actually, if The One’s fated to have a power outage strike his rhetorical life-support machine, tonight would be the perfect time.

May the lord send us a sign (especially for AllahPundit)!

How hard is this to understand? I’m sorry, but I stupidly followed the nbc link and read the comments there. How are people this ignorant?

The Obama-bots in the media have already filed their post-address copy filled with adulation.

(Do any mischievous pages have the courage to plant a few tacks on Nancy Pelosi’s chair seat?)

simplesimon on September 9, 2009 at 6:55 PM

Cut and paste function fails me miserabley above. This is the right blockquote intended.

Ferris on September 9, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Somehow I don’t think that came out as clearly as you had it in your head.