Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on August 25, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Once again, we return to The Two Faces of Obama, a series inspired by Greg Hengler at Townhall. These feature Barack Obama making diametrically opposed claims in the same speech in order to argue for his policies. The last time, President Obama assured us that our health care under ObamaCare would still be handled by the same doctors we already have, just after Obama pointed out that these same doctors would steal a foot or a set of tonsils if they needed to pad their bank accounts.
In his Portsmouth town hall on August 11th, Obama pointed to Medicare as a rousing success, while at the same time warning of its imminent collapse.
At the 17-minute mark we hear this:
“Medicare and Medicaid are on an unsustainable path. Medicare is slated to go into the red in about eight to ten years. I don’t know if people are aware of that. If I was a senior citizen the thing I’d be worried about right now is Medicare starts running out of money because we haven’t done anything to make sure we are getting a good bang for our buck, when it comes to health care”.
Five minutes later:
“I do think it’s important for, particularly seniors who currently receive Medicare, to understand that if we’re able to get something right, like Medicare, then there should be a little more confidence that maybe, the government can have a role, not the dominant role, but a role in making sure the people are treated fairly when it comes to insurance.”
Obama’s currently on vacation on Martha’s Vineyard, getting some R&R after seven whole months on the job. Maybe he can use the time to decide whether Medicare is a success or failure, whether doctors are healers or villains, and whether he should punt on the entire idea of government-run health care when his administration keeps having to spin away failure after failure. (h/t: Pain Train, who noticed it in Mark Steyn’s NR column)

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o-blaaaaa-ma
blatantblue on August 25, 2009 at 8:08 AM
ObamaTalk.
Say what you want whenever you want and whatever you say at the moment you say it is the truth.
JellyToast on August 25, 2009 at 8:11 AM
and don’t forget the forked tongue
bluegrass on August 25, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Was this extemporaneous or part of a prepared speech?
If it was the speech, I blame the speech writers. If it was extempt, then it truly is an Obamateurism.
myrenovations on August 25, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Isn’t this kinda like them saying Healthcare Reform will save money?
kingsjester on August 25, 2009 at 8:15 AM
If only Obama would barnstorm the country with his health care town hall campaign, Democrats in Congress would completely implode.
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:15 AM
You’ve been saving that one, haven’t you?
ladyingray on August 25, 2009 at 8:16 AM
blatantblue on August 25, 2009 at 8:08 AM
oh-baah-ma!
oh-baah-ma!
Barry’s bleating for his mommy again.
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Seeing him now, in office, trying to sell this boondoggle makes it all the more amazing that he was able to sell himself to a majority of the voters.
myrenovations on August 25, 2009 at 8:17 AM
This is what happens when you’re real goal is amassing more power for the government.
You will say anything because you believe in nothing other than that.
RadClown on August 25, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Obama: “I voted for Medicare as unsupportable before I voted against it.”
Tonus on August 25, 2009 at 8:17 AM
Dr. Obamao continues his method of baffling with bullsh*t and fails to understand that we see through his “transparent” talking points.
onlineanalyst on August 25, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Note to self: Glad I didn’t smoke crack in school. It must cause brain damage.
TXMomof3 on August 25, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Barry in tongues. Remember, he’s two-faced.
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:19 AM
And don’t forget the “little revision” of the budget deficit the administration announced late last Friday—-only two trillion added the seven.
Obamateurism or a government botched abortion?
Rovin on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM
So,on one hand hes a savior,but then,on the other hand,
to quote the first Atomic kabluey detonation,
Obama is,(Sarc)
I am become death, the destroyer of Medicare worlds.
-J.Oppenheimer
canopfor on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM
This is why the Joker poster was wrong. Dear Leader isn’t the Joker, He’s Two-face.
rbj on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM
Thank you for the transcript… that man’s voice isn’t allowed in my home. I much prefer to read. It also spares me from having to hear the weird way he pronouces the letter “s” at the end of a word.
-Aslan’s Girl
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM
+1,000!
-Aslan’s Girl
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:22 AM
Two Obamas,
Hope and Change
and
Hopeless and Changeless!!
canopfor on August 25, 2009 at 8:23 AM
His arrogance and whole demeanor turn me off. What has he accomplished to have so much vanity?
TXMomof3 on August 25, 2009 at 8:23 AM
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:22 AM
I can’t listen to his voice, either. It’s like chalk on a blackboard to me. Kind of like Susan Estritch’s.
kingsjester on August 25, 2009 at 8:24 AM
TXMomof3 on August 25, 2009 at 8:23 AM
Mom, I think he’s proud of the way he conned the American people into electing a Marxist.
kingsjester on August 25, 2009 at 8:25 AM
Just keep Barry talking about his brilliant plan to cut healthcare costs by adding 47 million more people to the healthcare system (at taxpayer expense, of course, because forcing taxpayers to finance free healthcare for tens of millions of people will save us all money, you see).
The more he talks, the quicker this thing dies.
AZCoyote on August 25, 2009 at 8:25 AM
kingjester, if given the choice, I’d much rather listen to Estrich…! You know it’s bad when she is less irritating, lol!
-Aslan’s Girl
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:27 AM
Now that is an accomplishment that he can savor. I do not believe he will get a second chance to feel it.
TXMomof3 on August 25, 2009 at 8:27 AM
Please keep up with the talking points.
Kafir on August 25, 2009 at 8:27 AM
…It costs too much to distribute the Stimulus.
At least Bloomberg’s win requires the Feds to disclose exactly where that money is/went. What they’ll disclose is another matter. Transparency, only vs. Swiss accounts, not the Federal Reserve OR Treasury Dept.
Surging US deficit under scrutiny
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:29 AM
TXMomof3, ita. The other thing that bothers me is how he makes me dizzy turning his head side to side back between prompters. It drives my mom nuts!
-Aslan’s Girl
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Thank you for the transcript… that man’s voice isn’t allowed in my home. I much prefer to read. It also spares me from having to hear the weird way he pronouces the letter “s” at the end of a word.
-Aslan’s Girl
Aslans Girl on August 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM
Aslan’s Girl:Good point,maybe Obama’s speaking pattern is
the result of We Weed Up,and mixing Kool-Aid!!
-:)
canopfor on August 25, 2009 at 8:30 AM
ObamaTalk, two-faced, forked-tongue….nah
I think he’s just plain nuts.
MainelyRight on August 25, 2009 at 8:30 AM
Either that or the expiration dates are coming increasingly closer together!
MainelyRight on August 25, 2009 at 8:31 AM
Aslans Girl,
My thing with him is his pronunication of the word “there.” He never fails to say “thurr.” It reminds me of the Rapper Fifty cents. That song where he says “I like the way you do that thang right “thurr.” It is the only thing that goes through my mind the whole time he’s speaking. And we got pounded on Bushisms? Uhmmrm, NO.
di butler on August 25, 2009 at 8:31 AM
I have to admit this guy in good at this. If you always address every issue by saying mutiple things about it, some of which are diametrecly opposed, you can always clain later that you agreed with anyone who wants to talk about it. This is the modern art of politics, and Obama has it down cold.
The problem is that doing this does not recolve any of the real issues, and is not helpful in getting people to really understanad the issues. All it does is give the politician cover.
MikeA on August 25, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Obama doesn’t care. His legislation to own USA medical treatment is to
coverinsure his own ass.maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:32 AM
oboobi’s logic, if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit.
SHARPTOOTH on August 25, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Go to drudgereport now and vote NO. You’ll see why
ted c on August 25, 2009 at 8:34 AM
Ping-pong potus-totus
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:35 AM
I cannot stand his preacher persona or the “I am just one of you folks” act. He puts on a different act for every audience. I want my president to be the same whether he is speaking to rural Southern voters or SanFran voters.
TXMomof3 on August 25, 2009 at 8:36 AM
So early in the morning and what do you give us?
And……
Does he NEVER check his speech? It is to our favour that he doesn’t…quite frankly…….
I AM MAD AS HELL AND I WON’T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!
Onward Forward and Upward!!
RoxanneH on August 25, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Just think, there are journalists and writers who practically weep at an Obama speech like it was some sublime performance of a concerto by a master pianist.
Layers and layers of self-deception are required before one can be trained to admire Barack Obama.
jeff_from_mpls on August 25, 2009 at 8:37 AM
On a personal note I have to admit that Barack is saving me a bit of money on my Medicare, Part B.
He now makes me wee-wee up so much I don’t need to take my daily water pill anymore.
Thanks, Barry. I pee for you.
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 8:38 AM
We have to stop these greedy Rethuglican doctors from amputating limbs for profit!
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:38 AM
His joke is on him. No one’s buying. The more he shovels, the deeper he sinks in his OWN quagmire.
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:40 AM
It doesn’t appear that making Insurance the scapegoat is helping Obama’s Plan’s popularity. What’s next? Healthcare Physician Reform?
kingsjester on August 25, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Voter reform.
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM
I would call this a “professionalism” rather than amateurism because I am certain that Obama meant to say exactly those things. The whole radical leftwing platform is built upon contradictions; it scarcely matters that one such appears within the same speech. For the Obama lovers, all they hear is the part where they get “free” healthcare, mortgage payments, new cars, etc, and I don’t think they even hear anything else.
jwolf on August 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Voter Reform is in place already. ACORN will run the U.S. Census.
kingsjester on August 25, 2009 at 8:44 AM
There is no debate, this guy has no idea what it is he’s doing.
Gee, couldn’t have seen that one coming.
Oh yeah, we did see it coming.
Too bad so many Americans did not.
NoDonkey on August 25, 2009 at 8:47 AM
I did not know he had any.
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Heh, convoluted practice makes perfect as in practice harder, not smarter. Note the press playing along as his orchestra in the dead-end Soros serial composition. And lest the public forget, ‘the sublime’ conjures horror, not simply ‘the beautiful’ given violation of the inner senses.
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Not just ACORN’s Voter Registration reform, but Janet’s Voter Reform at the DHS Camps. And will all sit around the campfires, singing:
Obama, my Lord, Obama!
Obama, my Lord, Obama!
Obama, my Lord, Obama!
O, Lord, Obama!
Someone`s singing, Lord, Obama!
someone`s singing, Lord, Obama!
Someone`s singing, Lord, Obama!
O, Lord, Obama!
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:50 AM
Perceptive point.
Objective truth is not valued by Obama or by the segment of Americans he sides with. These people value an idealized and purified concept of themselves, and their personal will to power.
The use the word “truth” only as a tool, as a carpenter uses a hammer, they use it only as a means to an end.
These people are operators, not thinkers.
jeff_from_mpls on August 25, 2009 at 8:51 AM
Empty suit? Empty head may be more appropriate. Or maybe he thinks the folks are that stupid that they wouldn’t hear the cognitive dissonance like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Maybe a Harvard-trained law “professor” is so smart he can believe two mutually exclusive propositions simultaneously. Or maybe maybe his mind works so fast that in the 5 minutes between the time he said “medicare is going broke” and the time he called it a success, he actually fixed it.
Or maybe he doesn’t even really hear the crap that comes out of his mouth — it’s randomly generated nonsense, like most, if not all, of his formal speeches.
mr.blacksheep on August 25, 2009 at 8:52 AM
I would prefer to listen to Susan Estrich read the phone book, vs. listening to 30 seconds of Barry-speak.
I’m wearing out the mute button on my remote!
anniekc on August 25, 2009 at 8:52 AM
He does, but given Barry’s age, they haven’t dropped yet below his wee-wee.
Loxodonta on August 25, 2009 at 8:53 AM
My personal favorite….Rev. Obama morphing into his tent-revival-black southern-evangelical-Preacher Man-making his altar call to swoonin’ converts. Can I get a witness? *dabs forehead with white hanky*
ziggyville on August 25, 2009 at 8:54 AM
He’s not ‘plain nuts’ he’s ‘nucking futs’
thomasaur on August 25, 2009 at 8:55 AM
The latest promotional propaganda references door-to-door census workers “verifying addresses” by tracking every home’s front door pin-pointed into the federal satellite coordinate database. TRANSPARENCY redefined by Obama to expose citizens for federal abuse from the DHS while shrouding the federal powers from any accountability.
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:55 AM
Someone, SOMEONE please tell the President that “You know” is not pronounced “Yo”. He says that 100X more than Bush said “nu-ku-lar”, but Bush got much more criticism for it.
jgapinoy on August 25, 2009 at 8:56 AM
“maybe the government can have a role…in making sure the people are treated fairly when it comes to insurance.”
Because the gubmint is sooo good at running things and saving us money?
This is a game for him. Barry thinks taxpayer dollars are his personal source of Monopoly Money. He already owns Auto Avenue and Banker’s Boulevard. Insurance Intersection is next on the list to controlling the entire board.
Frankly, I’d like to see him land on “Go directly to Jail.”
Barb Dwyer on August 25, 2009 at 8:56 AM
Obama has cited Medicare and the Veterans Administration as “models” for health care.
Buy Danish on August 25, 2009 at 8:57 AM
anniekc on August 25, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Even the mute doesn’t hide his body language that’s come to expose his utter disdain; chin up so far as he looks down his nose into the camera that you can’t even see his hairline.
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 8:58 AM
WELL, thar ya go. That explains the ears.
(Sorry. Just being silly. NEED MORE COFFEE!)
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Don’t forget the US Postal Service.
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 9:02 AM
{{{DRUDGE POLL}}} CAN OBAMA’S PRESIDENCY BE SAVED?
YES
8% 1,399
NO
90% 15,941
NOT SURE
2% 412
Total Votes: 17,752
tessa on August 25, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Yes, Obama’s model health care providers just told over 1200 veterans FALSELY that they have Lou Gehrig’s disease coinciding with the death pamphlet distribution.
Obamarx will stop at nothing to demoralize our service men and women, and is doing his best to sabotage our military efforts that he administrates.
In as much as Obama’s done it unto the least of these, he’s done it unto us all.
maverick muse on August 25, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Row 1, 5th sitting from the left, woman with ugly yellow sweater. Typical Kool Aid drinker. Then, row 1, 3rd sitting from the left, obvious plant because the secret service would of took her out when she aimed that supposed camera/i-pod whatever it is camera at Obama.
Jeff from WI on August 25, 2009 at 9:05 AM
OMG! I can’t believe he brought TOTUS with him on vacation! He gave a ONE minute speech on TV announcing the re-election of Bernanke…and he couldn’t memorize it?
Barb Dwyer on August 25, 2009 at 9:05 AM
I think Dr. Obama took the Hypocrite Oath.
ICBM on August 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM
He’s talking out both sides of his a$$.
becki51758 on August 25, 2009 at 9:08 AM
Oh, Lord. That comment just plain stinks. ;-)
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 9:13 AM
I see Castro is supporting Obama, (not a suprise that Commies stick together), and Castro is blaming right wingers for Obama’s troubles.
Jeff from WI on August 25, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Dope and blame.
csdeven on August 25, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Another “What if Bush moment”. I noticed that the msm made sure to mention that while he is on vacation he still will be “working” ( how’s he going to do that? the only thing he works at is camera time and he said no press)
Back when W took vacation it was always “how can he take vacation at a time like this” Never a mention of a working vacation
oldernwiser on August 25, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Remember, in Rules for Radicals, Alinksy says consistency is not a virtue.
One purpose is to say whatever anyone wants to hear, even if you contradict yourself. People tend to latch on to the one point they wanted to hear and ignore the other.
Daggett on August 25, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Castro is also playing the race card. Calling the opposition racist
oldernwiser on August 25, 2009 at 9:19 AM
…get something right, like Medicare. Guess he forgot about all the fraud. If the govt could eliminate half of that, the system could support itself. Same with Medicaid, and 99% of all govt programs.
Kissmygrits on August 25, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Don’t forget that a huge chunk of voters voted for him out of white guilt. If he were a 100% white guy named Barry he wouldn’t have made it into Harvard.
crazy_legs on August 25, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Giggles doesn’t just whistle the “s” at the end of words, but at the beginning, too. Bugs the sh** out of me, too.
crazy_legs on August 25, 2009 at 9:25 AM
He never really faced an election, he had his ‘opponents’ removed from the ballot.
tessa on August 25, 2009 at 9:25 AM
Special thanks to Adrian Belew and King Crimson for some priceless lyrics.
NeighborhoodCatLady on August 25, 2009 at 9:26 AM
The key to this strategy is having a willing accomplice. His accomplice is the media, and they are more than willing. Heck, he may be their accomplice.
Ampleforth on August 25, 2009 at 9:30 AM
I finally figured out Obama. It’s not at simple to say that he considers conservatives, republicans and liberty his enemy. He considers anyone his enemy as long as it makes a good talking point or a prop to campaign against.
shick on August 25, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Two Face is good but Gollum is better.
chemman on August 25, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Indian Health Services.
chemman on August 25, 2009 at 9:42 AM
There are so many golden nuggets from this town hall it’s hard to pick a ‘favorite’. One more:
Except that we (the lowly citizenry) don’t have the Congressional/Federal option.
Obama’s response came soon after this statement (referring to Congress): “their deal is no better than the janitor who cleans their offices.”
Janitor? [sniff]
I suspect that, in a poll, Americans would have far more respect for janitors than they do for members of Congress.
Because, in the end, we’re all going to be cleaning up after this guy.
BTW: Thanks for the hat tip Ed. I feel pseudo-famous.
pain train on August 25, 2009 at 9:50 AM
What an idiot!
I’m talking about the American nation who voted this maroon into office.
Shy Guy on August 25, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Barry has speaking out of both sides of his mouth at one time down to a fine art. And the Obamabots just dutifully nod their heads. In is out, up is down, black is white, ObamaCare is freedom of choice. Yadda yadda yadda.
GarandFan on August 25, 2009 at 10:13 AM
The first part was prepared (you can tell because he was doing his deranged tennis match schtick while he read it from the teleprompter…)
The second part was him just pulling words out of his a** to make whatever point he wanted to make.
It just proves my theory that he reads what’s put in front of him (on TOTUS), but he doesn’t *understand* what’s put in front of him.
jana on August 25, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Is that racist? I can’t keep track anymore.
Yoop on August 25, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Everything I say means exactly what I want it to mean exactly when I say it. Why does this confuse you?
Crusader Rabbit on August 25, 2009 at 11:15 AM
Oxy-hussein-moron…speak.
onomo on August 25, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Hey now, go easy on him. You know you have to work six months at your employer before you’re eligible to take vacation . . . Now he can finally go on the health plan and start saving in his 401K. You can bet it will all be precious metal ETFs in that 401K though, he knows where stocks and bonds are headed.
PastorJon on August 25, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Which is a personal best for the filthy liar. Usually by this time in his political career, he’s already setting himself up for the next elective office. Of course, given his actions of apologizing all over the world and destroying America, this may just be a prelude for his campaign to become UN Secretary General.
highhopes on August 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Obama is the Picasso of BS artists.
mbabbitt on August 25, 2009 at 12:36 PM
I also can’t stand listening to Bambi.I still especially like “Pockyston”.So I to do not allow his voice in my home for more than about 30 secs.
The people who say he is such a great orator just don’t realize that he is so boring that all they are doing is hearing him,instead of listening to him.Chris Matthews “tingling leg” is really”restless leg syndrome”.
I’ve been thinking,though,can he actually be as stupid as he seems?I’m beginning to doubt it.
I’m thinking that he may be playing dumb early,so that two years from now,he can reverse his positions and appeal to the “see how much he has learned vote.”Which of course is why we don’t hear from our incumbent office holders until shortly before electon day.
Either that or he is just a mouthpiece for the special interest group like SEIU,Acorn,and the Wall Street Ponzi Schemers who put him in office.
He certainly hasn’t taken on any kind of leadership role. Cinton with a Democrap Legislature.
DDT on August 25, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Are you confusing Cubism with Cubanism?
Shy Guy on August 25, 2009 at 2:18 PM
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