Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on August 19, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Today’s entry is more along the lines of a TOTUS hiccup, but it falls into the category of a “what if Bush said it” mistake — and it’s a legitimate Obamateurism. After all, if we’d only been losing 700 jobs a month at the beginning of the year, I doubt Barack Obama would have had the political heft to get a $787 stimulus bill passed, let alone a $787 billion Porkulus:
“Just six months ago, we were in the middle of the worst recession in our lifetimes. We were losing about 700 jobs each month.”
If Bush had said that during the final months of 2008, the media would have lit him up like a Texas Rangers scoreboard for being out of touch. As it is, only Breitbart appeared to have noticed it, as well as Chris P, who sent it to me.

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I wouldn’t mind a 700 dollar deficit
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Hey here’s a novel thought: Where are the jobs?
elduende on August 19, 2009 at 8:11 AM
How about job growth instead of it could have been worse talking points.
rob verdi on August 19, 2009 at 8:12 AM
he meant “had I uh not acted erm uh we would have lost um 700 more jobs or something….ah hell uh Joe can you walk BO he has that look in his er eye…”
sven10077 on August 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM
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Oh! I don’t know about that. If it were 700 CEOs losing there jobs each month than the golden parachutes might have come with a hefty price tag.
Seriously, this isn’t much of an obametuerism. Even the most polished politicians can misspeak from time to time. Yes, the media would have been all over GWB like white on rice but it doesn’t make it all that much of a gaffe.
Now, going in front of the cameras and declaring the recession over and happy days here again because only a quarter of million more Americans lost their jobs in July- that’s an obamatuerism.
highhopes on August 19, 2009 at 8:15 AM
The Obamessiah said it, so it must be true. Doesn’t matter what the facts are.
(Muttering under breath) Lousy, stubborn facts.
SagebrushPuppet on August 19, 2009 at 8:17 AM
I’m getting weary of everyone in Washington calling this the “worst recession in our lifetime” or “since the Great Depression”. Do just a little research into the economic scenario of 1979-1980 and tell me you’d rather have that than what we have today. I doubt anyone would.
Logic on August 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM
He says these things with such a pompous, imperious attitude… makes his screw-ups even more telling of how out of his depth he is!
rockbend on August 19, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Lets see if I got this ObamaSpeak right,
six months ago,there was a Catostrophic,
Doomsday,worse the the 29′Stock Market
Crash,Crisis’s of biblical proportions,
and,poof,now its over!!
canopfor on August 19, 2009 at 8:19 AM
Remember when he said that 10,000 people had been killed in that tornado? Numbers are not his thing. I’m not real sure what is.
TXMomof3 on August 19, 2009 at 8:20 AM
I just wish he’d stop campaigning and TALKING and do some real work.
But I don’t think that was his overal plan as president anyway. Just enjoy the perks on the taxpayers.
Schmuck.
tru2tx on August 19, 2009 at 8:20 AM
TXMomof3 on August 19, 2009 at 8:20 AM
Ivy league math classes…
ladyingray on August 19, 2009 at 8:24 AM
Eh, not nearly as bad as Pelosi’s “losing 150 million jobs a month” multiple times hiccup.
myrenovations on August 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM
Lets see if I got this ObamaSpeak right,
six months ago,there was a Catostrophic,
Doomsday,worse the the 29′Stock Market
Crash,Crisis’s of biblical proportions,
and,poof,now its over!!
canopfor on August 19, 2009
I guess he really is the “Magic Negro”.
SKYFOX on August 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM
We”re only losing 700 jobs a month because of robust job growth in states 51-57. You know, State of Denial and the others.
rbj on August 19, 2009 at 8:26 AM
elduende on August 19, 2009 at 8:11 AM
I back Kyl. Defund the fraud via tax refunds.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Campaigning. If the filthy liar were not in politics, he would be running Barry’s used motor lot in Southside Chicago.
highhopes on August 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Well,at Obama’s Temple Pillars of Perpetual Hope,
and NeverEnding EverLasting Change,his Liberal
nominee speech at the football stadium,said he
was going to create one MILLION JOBS!!!!!!!!
Ummmmmmmm,ah..um..ah..like…ah…um.where are
the JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!
canopfor on August 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM
Get that man a teleprompter! Quick!
DrStock on August 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Lets see if I got this ObamaSpeak right,
six months ago,there was a Catostrophic,
Doomsday,worse the the 29′Stock Market
Crash,Crisis’s of biblical proportions,
and,poof,now its over!!
canopfor on August 19, 2009
I guess he really is the “Magic Negro”.
SKYFOX on August 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM
SKYFOX:Oh boy,the anti-ditto Lefty trolls are going
to have a bird,as in Rush’s parody!!hehe:)
canopfor on August 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM
That’s 12.2807017543 jobs monthly per state.
Shy Guy on August 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM
The three letter word
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:33 AM
I’d rather buy at Nixon’s.
Shy Guy on August 19, 2009 at 8:34 AM
The three letter word
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:33 AM
blatantblue: For some reason that reminds me of
GaffeBiden!!:)
canopfor on August 19, 2009 at 8:35 AM
Yeah. We can dream.
elduende on August 19, 2009 at 8:36 AM
I find these hiccups so endearing… *SIGH* /sarc
jbh45 on August 19, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Barack Obama’s I.Q. is off the charts.
jeff_from_mpls on August 19, 2009 at 8:37 AM
Maybe he was counting his mythical “saved or created” jobs in the mix. For example, let’s say we lost 500,700 jobs in one month, but Obama claimed 500,000 jobs saved due to Porkulus. Ergo, a net loss of only 700.
On the other hand, Txmom’s suggestion that “numbers aren’t his thing” is probably more on target.
jwolf on August 19, 2009 at 8:37 AM
I know that’s where I like living.
TXMomof3 on August 19, 2009 at 8:38 AM
No, he’d be community organizing the used car lot. I doubt he can “run” anything other than his lying mouth.
TXUS on August 19, 2009 at 8:39 AM
That was with a teleprompter! Math is hard. i can haz a recovery
Saul Alinsky on August 19, 2009 at 8:39 AM
can I haz moar recoveree stimuloos?
i lyke dat
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Whoopsie! His experience is showing…
elderberry on August 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM
i can haz what de consteetooshun sez?
it sez i can haz lots of ice kreem beecuz frum barock obamo
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM
That’s typically what getalife’s posts looked like before spell check
blatantblue on August 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Good point. The filthy liar’s strengths are in destroying not building up. Managing and leading requires the latter skills.
highhopes on August 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Obama knows as much about economics as my old shoe.
btw, get set for a blistering down day in the mkt.
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 8:44 AM
Logic on August 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Yes.
Also, following Reagan’s stabilization following Carter’s insanity, given “good times” of employment, Clinton required a family of four on an income of $24K/year to pay 1/3 gross income in FEDERAL income tax. That coincides with the inflated home prices, balloon mortgage payments and high interest rates of the day.
We’re hurting now. But the real killer is the death of the dollar looming, permeating our present facade of “the Stimulus might be working”. Of course the Stimulus is working, working AGAINST the citizen.
Ed’s great post yesterday on Obama’s heinous diversion of our taxes (to deprive the USA and provide Brazil funding to produce oil for China) proves the case that we’re sold down the river in a lousy, “green” basket that, of course, we paid for EVEN IF WE DIDN’T BUY IT.
Bill Cosby’s humor, when Noah balked at needing to respond to directions, God asked, “Noah, how long can you tread water?” Follow that with the family joke after jumping into a freezing cold lake, the first one in calls out, “Come on in, the water’s fine!”
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 8:45 AM
I knew it was bad, but I didn’t know it was 700 jobs per month bad. wow! why doesn’t the press report these staggering job losses?
gatorboy on August 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM
I axed da same quershtan.
TXUS on August 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM
Just goes to show you. His mind is disconnected from the equation during these speeches.
NickelAndDime on August 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM
+1,000,000,000
The problem is, the economic conditions of 1979-1980 are precisely what Obama is hell-bent on replicating.
Mr. D on August 19, 2009 at 8:49 AM
If anyone did that, they would have to admit that Jimmy Carter sucked as a president. You certainly don’t expect that out of the mob currently running DC or the MSM, do you?
Kafir on August 19, 2009 at 8:49 AM
Why?
You must live near me.
TXMomof3 on August 19, 2009 at 8:52 AM
RE: maverick muse
I’m worried about a hyperinflation scenario.
Yes, I’ve been following this story. It drips with hypocrisy. I can’t wait for Sarah Palin to weigh in on it. ;-) Several weeks ago I wrote a letter to her encouraging her to become a new breed of “community organizer” who operates in accordance with the values of the Founding Fathers rather than the Rules of Saul Alinsky. I honestly think that was her plan back when she decided to resign as Governor.
Logic on August 19, 2009 at 8:59 AM
I’m not entirely sure I would consider this a good example of an Obamateurism. But I am sure that’s exactly how Barry calculates. He’s soooo much smarter than the average guy. We simple folks are just not capable of understanding his method of applying advanced mathematics to the economy. Besides, all those pesky zeros are enough to boggle anyone’s mind.
I’m reminded of the old adage: Figures don’t lie…liars figure.
Barb Dwyer on August 19, 2009 at 9:01 AM
And that is the ONE thing of which he’s doing a fine job.
The double-digit mortgage rates and gasoline lines are just around the corner.
tru2tx on August 19, 2009 at 9:01 AM
THAT’s what sounds so “eloquent” reading from teh totus. Your old shoe. Given visual snark for the next political cartoon, thanks for the chuckle.
btw, who’s still in the mkt? No one wants the dollar.
The only thing we have to fear is our own black hole debt, not fear itself. Obama skewered whatever chance TARP was supposed to have to stabilize the dollar. Given the oncoming raging storm the dead dollar brings, I understand it’s time to transfer paper investments into affordable tangible substance rather than equivalently staying behind in New Orleans oblivious to official warning given the impending Katrina “perfect storm” scenario.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Using the Obambi math, he probably thinks the deficit is only 1.3 millions and the Obambicare only costs couple millions. It must be happy time all the time living in that Obambi’s wonderful world of math. :)
poxoma on August 19, 2009 at 9:04 AM
I’m worried about a hyperinflation scenario. –Logic
Who isn’t?
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 9:06 AM
One thing is different from the Carter years. This time Americans do not have ANY trust in the government. Double-digit mortgages and energy shortages are not going to be passively accepted as they were for Carter.
highhopes on August 19, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Mirrors, flattering pictures of himself, adoring stories about himself, and mesmerized crowds mindlessly chanting “O-bam-a.”
AZCoyote on August 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM
The Obama Administration isn’t, or they wouldn’t be doing what they’re doing. It’s a scary thought but I believe they think that, should hyperinflation occur, it will be a new crisis not to be wasted.
Logic on August 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM
I believe the figure was 500 million.
mchristian on August 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Wall Street and admin. shills and touts have been pushing a “recovery” story for the past month or so, trying to rope in unsuspecting buyers into the stock mkt. China is named as the great hope that will pull the world out of recession/depression–another load of hooey.
Seems that has now gone poof (as expected). China fell big-time last night/yesterday. So today we should get creamed imo. Batten down the hatches. (fwiw, that’s my take on it.)
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 9:15 AM
The head is empty
TOTUS machine not to blame
Puppet string is broke
Yoop on August 19, 2009 at 9:16 AM
I was writing about this sort of thing in my blog yesterday when I said I think Obama may be a moron. I’m not being silly or hyperbolic. Seriously, he gets a free pass for every stupid thing out of his mouth, but when you put his speeches and comments next to GWB’s – a president that I didn’t care for much by the way – GWB looks like a genius. I’m sure the media will never report it that way, but really, for all his so-called Bushisms, most of Bush’s speeches and prepared remarks are articulate and have a certain heft to them. Obama is a windbag full of foolish platitudes and liberal pap. This type of Obamateurism reminds me of his inauguration speech where he claimed to be the 44th man to be president.. but actually, and easily verifiably, he is only the 43rd (Grover Cleveland being president 2x). At the time, everyone told me, look that’s a silly thing to make anything about, and really it is, but the question I asked was this,”If GWB had said that same thing, how many Harvard professors would have called him a moron and corrected him?” From the very first seconds of his administration he has received special treatment. Perhaps it’s because he’s a ‘special’ person and needs to ride on the short bus?
WashingtonsWake on August 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM
I am NO FAN of this administration’s mgmt of the dollar. And I’ve been worried about the prospects for future hyperinflation myself. But lately I’ve come to believe that we may re-visit March lows, or worse, and feel that for the time being, the dollar will again be seen as the safe haven currency, and that commodities and other assets (real estate included) will fall lower. If/when they do, if one has some cash, there may be an opp. to buy something at an even cheaper price than today. IMHO.
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Apparently being President and a leader “isn’t his thing”, either.
Wolftech on August 19, 2009 at 9:26 AM
Given Obama’s track record on rhetoric and outcome, we’d be relatively fortunate if things were only to get as bad as they have been before. Same goes for Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, all the socialists aka democrats. Eviction from private property, transfer property titles to federal ownership who bail-out the “investment” industry, the pawns of fascism. Obama’s already changed ownership into rentals we’re supposed to believe in.
We shopped to refinance about 15 years ago. When it came down to signing on the dotted line for the lower rate, the financial institution had included a clause in the contract PROHIBITING ANY WORK FROM HOME, their right to confiscate the property. We walked away. That was well after balloon payment mortgages on inflated priced homes but well before the Fanny/Freddy ultimate corruption.
The socialists have already broken and monopolized the various banking systems around the world. When the dollar dies, how are we to pay our mortgages? We thought things were bad in the Great Depression (they were); but we ain’t seen nothing compared to the death of the dollar, absolutely no value, no gold or silver backing, no domestic production to substantiate any reason to invest or back the currency. Depressions provide great opportunism for those who stay employed. But what’s coming isn’t just a Great Depression.
Ye Gads, I’m outta here.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 9:27 AM
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Yes.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 9:29 AM
weren’t we talking about something like “correction factors” last week?
Not only is he wrong, he’s usually, exponentially wrong…
ted c on August 19, 2009 at 9:30 AM
Logic on August 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Yes.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 9:30 AM
WoW…. I’ve NEVER heard of such a provision.
How many people in the U.S. WORK FROM HOME??!?? That’s mind boggling. Not only confiscating one’s home, but breaking small businesses in one swoop.
Well, you and highhopes are right. The Carter years, as awful as they were, will be a party by comparison to this Obamanation.
tru2tx on August 19, 2009 at 9:43 AM
You’re surprised to learn there’s no fool like an educated left-wing fool?
Obama has lived in a bubble his entire life, a hot-house rose availing himself of all the fertilizer needed to blossom. Now the bloom is off the rose. Not surprised here.
Drained Brain on August 19, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Let’s not forget this is a pattern with the left. Remember Clinton’s OSHA? They sought to apply ADA standards to those who worked at home. That’s right, if your employer were to let you to telecommute you needed to have a handicap accessible workspace.
highhopes on August 19, 2009 at 10:03 AM
No, i’m not surprised they’re fools, I am surprised how well they just ignore it. Even the foolish should have trouble ignoring a lot of his stupidty. Fools in all 57 Obamaic States should have noticed it by now.
WashingtonsWake on August 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
10:12 am. so far my stock mkt prediction was crap. Just bein real…
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 10:12 AM
I’m with you! That would include the moderates who, in the face of so much evidence, thought they were voting for a fresh and optimistic face rather than an old-fashioned left-wing idealogue.
Drained Brain on August 19, 2009 at 10:17 AM
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 10:20 AM
The day/week is young. I agree with your previous posts, however, believe that the market revisiting of the March lows won’t help the dollar as traditionally has happened. China is dumping the dollar and buying gold like a crack head who just hit the lottery.
TXUS on August 19, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Ivy League slogan: Attend an Ivy League School where you get to spend big bucks for no bang.
chemman on August 19, 2009 at 10:40 AM
His math sucks or he can’t keep up with the bs he’s inventing.
meMC on August 19, 2009 at 10:43 AM
He would’ve gone bankrupt in the first 30 days.
chemman on August 19, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Yes, it’s quite a conundrum figuring out what gold will do. It’s also disconcerting for me to be long the dollar right now (as I haven’t been lately) and to be relying, if temporarily, on our craptastic currency. I’m making a bet, literally, that the panic trade will flea back into the dollar, and that I’ll be able to buy gold back more cheaply.
Of course, this isn’t just idle speculation, or merely an attempt to make money in good or bad times. It’s quite serious. Holding our savings in the form of US dollars has been a bad bet for a while now in terms of purchasing power, and could get much worse. I try to keep weighing the pros and cons each day of which is more likely–depression or hyperinflation, or both. And then there’s the whole timing issue. It’s becoming a full-time job trying to keep one’s life savings safe.
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 11:16 AM
I found this book on investing during a depression to be a pretty good read, and had some interesting advice and observations.
JiangxiDad on August 19, 2009 at 11:22 AM
To me, this is just one example of many which show that Obama doesn’t have a clue. He is really good at reading teleprompters and sounding resolute, but in reality he doesn’t know what he is talking about. And how could he? He’s spent the past 15 years campaigning for higher and higher titles. He never actually spent any serious time actually doing the jobs he was elected for. On the national scene he’s a neophyte with less experience then one of those Congressional pages. The job Obama was born to do is the Allstate pitchman, not the President. I think he may have been a decent Vice President perhaps. But in his mind, he’s too good to be VP.
OxyCon on August 19, 2009 at 11:59 AM
FIFY
And he’s an exceptional dancer.
infidel4life on August 19, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Numbers….just numbers.
kahall on August 19, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Sounds like a liberal-tarian, then. Purist claptrap that uses the same “hypocrite” theme as the Alinskyites.
I disagree that Liberal-tarians are “rightist”, some of them believe less in social order than most libs.
Axeman on August 19, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Ooops. Wrong thread.
Axeman on August 19, 2009 at 12:13 PM
It’s just Obama math. It’s the 700 jobs he didn’t mean to lose. The rest were on purpose.
conservativegrandma on August 19, 2009 at 1:18 PM
Woman’s House Mistakenly Auctioned by Bank (Washington Mutual). A Homestead woman’s home was auctioned to the highest bidder without her knowledge. Returning home one day, she found all of her belongings damaged outside, and she was given 3 hours to vacate the premises. Eventually a court reversed the sale. The bank auctioned her $230K home for about $80K. Miami story reported by TODD WRIGHT did not mention whether she had fallen behind on her payments; only that she had recently refinanced, and the city clerk was blamed for the mistake.
Most likely if the paper trail was stuck in the city clerk’s office, some bank failed to pay the taxes they collected from the mortgage payments, or she failed to pay the property taxes that the bank did not collect in the mortgage payments. No one gave her a chance to clarify before taking her home away arbitrarily.
maverick muse on August 19, 2009 at 2:50 PM