Comments on: On second thought, Mehsud’s really dead

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » U.S. intelligence: We’ve infiltrated Al Qaeda

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:28:51 +0000

[...] list doesn’t even include now-liquidated Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud, who was iced in August. Part of this can be explained by a command decision to simply use drones more often — the [...]

By: huckelberry

huckelberry — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:49:36 +0000

retroactive abortion!

By: RD

RD — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:17:09 +0000

Pining for the fjords?
Asher on August 18, 2009 at 5:05 PM

Yes, all 72 of them.

By: ajacksonian

ajacksonian — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:56:38 +0000

Its the Schrodinger’s Cat deal: he remains in a state of both being dead and being alive until he is observed.

We need some missiles to go and observe him.

By: exhelodrvr

exhelodrvr — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:16:14 +0000

Bring out your dead!!

By: exhelodrvr

exhelodrvr — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:15:24 +0000

Tarts are good for the soul.

(Tangos At Room Temperature.)

By: VoyskaPVO

VoyskaPVO — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:18:26 +0000

..say, shouldn't someone drag demented old Chevy Chase out of his retirement so he can resurrect that tired SNL bit about Francisco Franco still being dead?

By: DDT

DDT — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:14:46 +0000

Let’s waterboard Maulvi Omar to find out the truth…or just for the fun ofit.

By: TMK

TMK — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:00:20 +0000

“You see, there’s different kinds of dead: there’s sort of dead, mostly dead… This fella here, he’s only sort of dead.”

By: RWG

RWG — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:35:41 +0000

Maybe he just wanted to avoid training camp…
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RWG (and he’ll sign with Hamas early next week)

By: Old Country Boy

Old Country Boy — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:29:52 +0000

Actually, he has already met his 72 virgins. They looked like Rosie O’Donell, Roseanne Barr, and Nancy Pelosi. The Coroner said his final facial expression was one of agony. I guess his final thought was that he has gone to hell, after all.

By: Old Country Boy

Old Country Boy — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:22:55 +0000

Attila – you are probably going to get 20 corrections on your appropriate post. The “Norwegian Blue” sketch was written for a Monty Python show by Eric Idyl(sp?). It is as internationally identifiable and famous as their cheese shop sketch and the lumberjack song.

By: Battlecruiser-operational

Battlecruiser-operational — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:21:18 +0000

Bin Laden has been dead for over a year multiple times

Damn zombie terrorist douchebags…The HEAD people, aim for the head!

By: burt

burt — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:19:52 +0000

Bin Laden has been dead for over a year multiple times.

By: TXUS

TXUS — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:18:48 +0000

I feel a lot safer now. Thanks B-HO. /s

Seriously, great work guys! Kill some more of this scum and know we’re going to do what we can over here to get you a new CIC come 2013.

By: juanito

juanito — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:18:00 +0000

Has the coroner averred
That he thoroughly examined Meshud
Is he not only merely dead
Is he really most sincerely dead?

(With profuse apologies to Munchkins everywhere)

Arbalest on August 18, 2009 at 5:14 PM

He’ll be by later. Too busy meeting with the Lollipop Guild.

By: Arbalest

Arbalest — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:14:13 +0000

Has the coroner averred
That he thoroughly examined Meshud
Is he not only merely dead
Is he really most sincerely dead?

(With profuse apologies to Munchkins everywhere)

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:13:10 +0000

tango uniform

By: CMonster

CMonster — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:12:36 +0000

Pock-Ee-Stohn

But God forbid we can’t bomb anything lest we take out a 9-year-old future jihadi.

battleoflepanto1571 on August 18, 2009 at 5:02 PM

Uber late term abortions anyone?

By: malclave

malclave — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:12:30 +0000

Mehsud would almost certainly have communicated with friendly media

Do we know that he hasn’t? Outlets like CNN and MSNBC have been pretty busy attacking conservative protestors in the U.S., after all.

By: Battlecruiser-operational

Battlecruiser-operational — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:12:05 +0000

I guess we know who’s going to star in Weekend at Bernie’s III.

Muahmed: Ahkmed! I am having trouble keeping his look of rage on his face!

Ahkmed: Have you tried staples?

By: blatantblue

blatantblue — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:08:46 +0000

Mash’allah!

By: juanito

juanito — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:07:56 +0000

You know whats going on in that Bermuda Triangle? Down in the Bermuda Traingle ~~Elvis~~ Baitullah needs boats.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:07:32 +0000

He's pining for the fjords.

By: Janos Hunyadi

Janos Hunyadi — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:07:01 +0000

a rabbi, and Irishman, and a dead Taliban leader walk into a bar………

BTW, is Fidel at room temperature, or not?

If not, can he be next to get ‘dronned’??