Obamateurism of the Day
posted at 8:05 am on August 14, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
In yet another example of why politicians make bad doctors, Barack Obama offered the following justification for ObamaCare in his Portsmouth, NH greenhouse town-hall forum. We can prevent prostate cancer, Obama explained, by making colonoscopies more available:
Now, when we pass health insurance reform, insurance companies will no longer be able to place some arbitrary cap on the amount of coverage you can receive in a given year or a lifetime. And we will place a limit on how much you can be charged for out-of-pocket expenses, because no one in America should go broke because they get sick. (Applause.)And finally — this is important — we will require insurance companies to cover routine checkups and preventive care, like mammograms and colonoscopies — (applause) — because there’s no reason we shouldn’t be catching diseases like breast cancer and prostate cancer on the front end. That makes sense, it saves lives; it also saves money — and we need to save money in this health care system.
Does that “make sense”? Only if you flunked medical school. Colonoscopies don’t detect prostate cancer; they give an early warning of colon cancer. If Obama hasn’t yet figured out the difference between a prostate exam and a colonoscopy, someone should tell him to switch doctors.
Even if one overlooks that amateurish fumble, his argument still doesn’t make sense. The current system does better at providing those screening tests than the Canadian and British systems Obama admires so much. The Hoover Institute had the numbers almost two weeks ago:
- Nine out of ten middle-aged American women (89 percent) have had a mammogram, compared to fewer than three-fourths of Canadians (72 percent).
- Nearly all American women (96 percent) have had a Pap smear, compared to fewer than 90 percent of Canadians.
- More than half of American men (54 percent) have had a prostatespecific antigen (PSA) test, compared to fewer than one in six Canadians (16 percent).
- Nearly one-third of Americans (30 percent) have had a colonoscopy, compared with fewer than one in twenty Canadians (5 percent).
Sounds like we have a much better system now, using the Obama Finger In The … Wind system. (h/t HA reader Buy Danish)
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Maybe not. In Ontario, poo samples are encouraged while colonscopies are limited to those with serious symptoms. Because the former is very cheap.
ProfessorMiao on August 14, 2009 at 9:04 AM
Interesting. I don’t want to be the in that 8%.
BTW, damn all cancers to hell.
keebs on August 14, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Dr. Obama is seeing patients now.
Mr. Bingley on August 14, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Serious symptoms=too late.
keebs on August 14, 2009 at 9:08 AM
pageing dr mo dr larry dr curly…
SHARPTOOTH on August 14, 2009 at 9:08 AM
Good question. I see no reason why we can’t multi task giving alternatives (and there are alternative ideas of which some that you mentioned-problem is Pelosi had none of it and even shut them out) and hammering our reps about current proposed bills.
anuts on August 14, 2009 at 9:08 AM
You forgot the filthy liar’s most prominent role:
Moral arbiter.
highhopes on August 14, 2009 at 9:09 AM
FIFY.
Kafir on August 14, 2009 at 9:10 AM
In Obama’s case, a colonoscopy might detect a brain tumor.
Daggett on August 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Bend over and cough, Barry! I guess that any time Rahmie “checks for prostate problems” is a ‘colonoscopy’ to 0bama.
GeneSmith on August 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM
More like the “0bama Thumb up your A** System…”
rbb on August 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Dang, you beat me to it.
Daggett on August 14, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Give ‘em hell. Oh, and don’t forget to flag yourself. Even a preemptive flagging might be in order.
TXUS on August 14, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Wait
You want keemo to flag in public?
ps- i hope this joke never dies
blatantblue on August 14, 2009 at 9:15 AM
I’ll second that.
But it’s cheaper that way. BTW, this one reason why survival rates for many cancers are poorer in Canada than the US – its often caught later.
ProfessorMiao on August 14, 2009 at 9:16 AM
Sombody should at least tell Obama that when a doctor does a prostate exam, Obama shouldn’t feel both of the doctor’s hands on his shoulders.
DrAllecon on August 14, 2009 at 9:18 AM
Ya got that right.
Only the cost of a life. YaY, socialism!
keebs on August 14, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Not quite. First and foremost, I see no signs that the filthy liar in the White House or the criminals leading the Congress are receptive to listening right now. Not all of them are as brazen as Sheila Jackson-Lee’s ignoring a constituent’s question to take a phone call but far too many of the political class are not interested in what you or I have to say.
Secondarily, I would suggest that we don’t tell them what reform we would find acceptable but present it as an alternative plan much better laid out than the crap the filthy liar is attempting to peddle. In other words, we cannot trust Congress to get it right. For example, if we say we want tort reform, we should collectively spell out what precisely that means. Otherwise the criminals in Congress will fill any legislation so full of loopholes it is meaningless. This of course would take time to get right but we are not going anywhere which, might not be true of many of those currently sitting in Congress.
highhopes on August 14, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Great! Have fun and watch out for union thugs! Give’em hell! :)
becki51758 on August 14, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Where a fellow warrior chooses to flag himself is his business.
TXUS on August 14, 2009 at 9:22 AM
Maybe the president thinks Larry Sinclair is a doctor.
Ampleforth on August 14, 2009 at 9:24 AM
LOL
I would kill to know who is telling Obama what doctors do. Its like he is repeating things he heard in a bar somewhere.
doctormom on August 14, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Johan Klaus on August 14, 2009 at 9:28 AM
If this health care passes, this post proves for certain I should not select Obama to be my primary care physician.
zenguy on August 14, 2009 at 9:29 AM
He can get away with saying crap like that because he knows 52% of the people are in dreamland when he talks and don’t give a shite what he says and the other 48% like me turn whatever he’s on (tv, radio…etc) immediately off to not hear him….
Caper29 on August 14, 2009 at 9:31 AM
There’s a joke there somewhere, but I digress..
vcferlita on August 14, 2009 at 9:32 AM
Dr. Obama’s video.
Caper29 on August 14, 2009 at 9:34 AM
WOW. That’s what happens when you take TOTUS away from him.
Red Cloud on August 14, 2009 at 9:40 AM
You know what’s striking? After eight years of hearing how dumb GWB was, we get this incredibly dopey stuff from Oboingo. Now, GWB may have had his own special syntax, but few and far between were the times he said anything as egregiously stupid.
I wasn’t a big Bush fan, but Dumbo is making me long for the days…
mr.blacksheep on August 14, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Maybe not so much anymore…read the comments here:
http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2009/08/04/tomo/index.html
keebs on August 14, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Another example of BHO’s striking ignorance. For someone who allegedly attended Columbia and Harvard, he is amazingly uneducated in many areas. Seems much more like someone who attended school in a third-world country (no offense to my genuinely educated third-world country friends). Sure would love to see those college transcripts and evidence of scholarly work…not holding my breath though…
indypat on August 14, 2009 at 9:46 AM
wow he’s lost Tom Tomorrow….
I love the one bint who says “Ogabe has to go so slow because he fears the filibuster”….
um sweetie read the scorecard….”what filibuster?”
sven10077 on August 14, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Oh dear Ed, I’m afraid its you that has made the goof. You see under ObamaCare you will be given (regardless of sex) a mammogram and colonoscopy at birth. If no prostrate cancer is found, you will not be treated for it.
katablog.com on August 14, 2009 at 9:55 AM
And this guy in effect wants to run the health insurance companies. Maybe we should demand him to medical school before he sends us to anymore proctologists.
Imagine the lines we’ll hear from next industry he might wanna take over.
“You know,we could save alot of lives if we just switch over to that stuff we make the black boxes out of, instead of the dainty aluminum”.
“But sir, then the plane would to be too heavy to fly”.
“Then we’ll just have to nationalize Boeing for a better more powerful, engine.”
ThatMan on August 14, 2009 at 9:56 AM
If money matters,
Testing for all is costly,
And pain pills are cheap.
If it’s your body,
A stitch in time can save nine,
And you have the test.
He may bite his lip,
But the Prez does not, really,
Ever feel your pain.
With the government,
It all comes down to money.
You are just a part.
And when a part fails,
You increase the morphine drip.
Like Cash 4 Clunkers.
Haiku Guy on August 14, 2009 at 9:56 AM
Very surprising that Obama wouldn’t know the difference between a colon and a prostate, since he spent his entire life with his head up is @$$.
Steve Z on August 14, 2009 at 10:04 AM
You don’t “catch” cancer, you moron.
Bob's Kid on August 14, 2009 at 10:07 AM
Tell me he didn’t say “colonoscopy” and “front end” in the same statement. Tell me he didn’t say that.
He did, didn’t he. What a MORON.
crazy_legs on August 14, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Gotta wonder whether ObamaCare would only reimburse colonoscopies for men, in order to detect prostate cancer. Just let all those women die of colon cancer. How chauvinistic of you, Barry O…
Steve Z on August 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Bend over and cough, Barry! I guess that any time Rahmie “checks for prostate problems” is a ‘colonoscopy’ to 0bama.
GeneSmith on August 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM
.
Barry: ‘hey…can you use two fingers? I’d like a second opionion!!’
dont taze me bro on August 14, 2009 at 10:17 AM
He’s got the right orifice for what he is trying to do to us!
relmore on August 14, 2009 at 10:18 AM
+1, Good Catch!
Caper29 on August 14, 2009 at 10:24 AM
..you know, we should make these a**holes regret they open their mouths and display their stupidity. Send your old, dead cell phones to Shiela Jackson-Lee and your ripped out tonsils and hacked off feet to Obama..
..also, send some “fishy” dead cod to the White House and say it came from Rahm Enanuel.
VoyskaPVO on August 14, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Here and I thought you were going to beat him up over doing a colonoscopy “from the front end”. Ouch.
c.u.shoeless on August 14, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Call me juvenile, but I had to laugh when I read Obama wanted to detect “prostate cancer on the front end.”
Sorry Barack, that’s a whole different exam.
taznar on August 14, 2009 at 10:28 AM
I am thinking he didn’t take an anatomy class at Harvard.
TXMomof3 on August 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Of course our wonderful “multiple layers of fact checking reports” don’t challenge him on anything.
GarandFan on August 14, 2009 at 10:51 AM
The POTUS doesn’t know his ass from his…
Disturb the Universe on August 14, 2009 at 11:19 AM
For all we know he may have not taken any classes at Harvard. It’s obvious that science wasn’t one of his strong suits.
BetseyRoss on August 14, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Yet another: What if Bush had said this?
Dingbat63 on August 14, 2009 at 11:26 AM
He forgot to take a flashlight with him.
chemman on August 14, 2009 at 11:29 AM
The Obumer plan is not about making people live longer, it is about control and getting the seniors off the Medicare and Social Security programs. Both liberal bastions of their very best thought are going broke. Of course taxes will go up but their is nothing better for the feds than to have you die early and NEVER tap into any of the 15% of your wages that have gone into those black holes.
jukin on August 14, 2009 at 11:55 AM
I’m a 45 year old male.
My doctor sent me for a mammogram, no joke, and it was needed.
My Blue Cross / Blue shield policy had no problem paying for it 100%.
I get a letter once a year (for the last 2 years) from BC/BS telling me it’s time for a colononoscopy, and it’s 100% covered.
I don’t need zerobama in my health plan. In fact, if Obama continues to cause me undue stress I think I may sue him for it, since he won’t disallow lotto style lawsuits by going the tort reform route, instead he drives harder and faster toward a socialist medicine policy.
Keep it, jerkoff. I don’t want it and neither do millions of other Americans.
There are REAL solutions to the problems our health care system has, socialism would be an added problem, not a solution.
Spiritk9 on August 14, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Now that my son is away at college, I want Obama to work on that free college he promised everyone.
OxyCon on August 14, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Powerline sounded with British understatement on this topic:
Powerline might as well get a rubber stamp for that line, they’ll need it. Maybe they should put down some newspapers too, and when this happens again, rub his nose in it and say “Bad Potus, BAD!”
Mark30339 on August 14, 2009 at 12:53 PM
Reeallllllyyy…as a military retiree, I am “insured” under Tricare Prime, run by Dr. Gubmint. They did not approve preventative disagnostic colonoscopy screenings for those under 60 until a couple years ago. Most private insurance companies go with the recommended age of 50. Preventive care, indeed!
MyFathersDaughter on August 14, 2009 at 1:21 PM
As one of those Americans who has to subject himself to Colonoscopy every few years,I have to wonder how no limit on the amount of coverage you use and a limit on how much your out of pocket expense will be,can possibly be economically feasible.Last time I checked,I believe my insurance company was charged $8,000 dollars for the procedure(including all expenses).I average one every three to four years.I’ve been advised to go more often,but choose not to for personal reasons.
A couple points:
If (under Obamacare)I don’t follow the advice I’ve been given(yearly colonoscopies)the cost will be three times as much.Also,it seems to me that I would be in violation of the Preventive Care mandate,so when the procedure(by my reckoning) is unavoidable,I could be denied
coverage.
Much has been written about the wait times which WILL
exist under the plan.My last experience tells me that the existing U.S. system is by far the best.From the onset of symptoms to completion of the procedure took two days,and ttwo phone calls-one to my doctor,one to my insurance carrier
DDT on August 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Obama reminds me of my grandfather referring to the dumbest man in the county: “He doesn’t know his A** from a hole in the ground!!”
Marco on August 14, 2009 at 3:56 PM
I smell a T-shirt in that quote…
Maquis on August 14, 2009 at 4:30 PM
What’s more, the American Cancer Society doesn’t even recommend regular prostate exams.
From the ACS Web site: “The American Cancer Society (ACS) does not support routine testing for prostate cancer at this time. ACS does believe that health care professionals should discuss the potential benefits and limitations of prostate cancer early detection testing with men before any testing begins.”
http://tinyurl.com/43pxl
hopeandfail on August 15, 2009 at 4:42 PM
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