Video: Go flag yourself
posted at 6:55 pm on August 13, 2009 by Allahpundit
The more you do it, the better you get at it, the more enjoyable it becomes. Trust a beta male on that. Even so, is this really necessary? What right-wing blog reader worth his salt hasn’t already flagged himself silly? Nearly every e-mail we’ve gotten this afternoon about the fishy Axelrod spam proudly boasts about it. You flagging maniacs, you.
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Obama is going to regret this one.
TXMomof3 on August 13, 2009 at 7:00 PM
DON”T DO IT!!!
YOU’LL ALL GO BLIND!!!!
Lily on August 13, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Man I wish I wasn’t to lazy to write up a chain letter mockery of the Gibbs Email and send it to everyone I know.
jhffmn on August 13, 2009 at 7:02 PM
message sent…
“flagging myself…just so ya know.”
BadShot on August 13, 2009 at 7:02 PM
…I flagged myself on the first day the email address was made public.
I guess that makes me a founding flagger?
LEBA on August 13, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Is that Allah with the little doggie?
Disturb the Universe on August 13, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Allahpundit’s been flagging himself all day. He flagged himself in the living room, kitchen, bathroom….it’s quite sad, really.
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:03 PM
DON”T DO IT!!!
YOU’LL ALL GO BLIND!!!!
Lily on August 13, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Can we do it until we need glasses?
fourdeucer on August 13, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Don’t do it, you grow hair on your palms!
portlandon on August 13, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Hell,
I’ve flagged myself with electron mail, snail mail, HotAir registration, tax returns, voter registration cards, and an occassional application to the VA. What else do you want me to do, staple my poster up on Marine One?
Limerick on August 13, 2009 at 7:04 PM
You’re a hero to those who have only recently discovered the joy of flagging. You’re a Flagging Father.
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:05 PM
I hate to admit this, but I have not flagged myself. I’ve thought about doing it, but I’ve hesitated.
But I’m not ashamed to admit that Anne Coulter makes me want to flag myself.
myrenovations on August 13, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Is this what they mean by self-flagellation?
kingsjester on August 13, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Sounds good to me.
NoFanofLibs on August 13, 2009 at 7:07 PM
I also sent the whitehouse a ‘flag’ warning that someone impersonating David Axelrod was sending out viral emails with fake arguments against the right wing Mob.
I hope the website is overwhelmed and is rendered ineffective. Wait. Isn’t that a Cloward-Piven tactic? Hmmm.
LEBA on August 13, 2009 at 7:07 PM
The flagellation nation.
fourdeucer on August 13, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Thread winner.
Wethal on August 13, 2009 at 7:08 PM
I did it…and now my hands are covered in a thick pelt of wiry strands. Hmmm.
ronsfi on August 13, 2009 at 7:08 PM
I’m flaggin’ myself as we speak!
Ahhh, that was good.
silenced majority on August 13, 2009 at 7:08 PM
…I flagged myself on the first day the email address was made public.
I guess that makes me a founding flagger?
LEBA on August 13, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Gosh, y’all are quick…and funny. I can see it’s going to be hard to keep up in here. (newbie)
BadShot on August 13, 2009 at 7:09 PM
been there, done that. but i flagged his highness himself. plus i sent one each for gibbs, axelrod, burton, douglass.
did it the first day i heard about the so-called fishy site/request.
i’ve been flagged with pride.
teenereenerchilebeaner on August 13, 2009 at 7:09 PM
I flagged myself while drinking tea. That makes me a TEA FLAGGER!
HA!
::waiting for Olbermann and Matthews to call me::
cannonball on August 13, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Is there a Braille version of HotAir?
faraway on August 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM
If I’m a white flagger does that make me chicken or racist?
Limerick on August 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM
anyone use lotion for flagging?
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Sorry, but when I think of obama, I can’t flag myself. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
keep the change on August 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
KY?
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
That would be a floundering flagger…after all it was something “fishy”.
right2bright on August 13, 2009 at 7:11 PM
I heard a picture of Nancy Pelosi is good for the mood.
That’s where the blindness comes in.
Lily on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I pledge allegiance to the flaggers.
fourdeucer on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I think I’ll grab a box of lotion Kleenex and flag myself…What?!? I’ve got a cold ya sick bastids! :D
Battlecruiser-operational on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Would it help if I linked to a picture of Megan Fox? Here you go, my friend. Happy flagging.
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I could have been attracted to you, perhaps.
Now, I will associate you with vomit
:P
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I just flagged Crowder’s hair. That thing is a menace.
Jim Treacher on August 13, 2009 at 7:12 PM
crowder is pretty jacked though
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I try to flag at least once a day.
LiberallyChallenged on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I got that David Axelrod email and sent it right back to him saying it was the disinformation and included the email address to flag me. Go ahead, flag me!! I’ll just shout louder.
gina4 on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
The “tea” shirts are a-printing as we speak:
Proud Tea Flagging Right Wing MOBster!
LEBA on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I never felt the need to “flag” myself.
I’ve been on the govt’s list for 10 years now.
Seemed kind of redundant to me.
David2.0 on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I flagged myself so much, my hand hurts.
Thunderstorm129 on August 13, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I love it!
David2.0 on August 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Hey they don’t call me evil-monger for nothing, punk.
Lily on August 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM
ClusterFlag.
the_nile on August 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Flag Monger
faraway on August 13, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Find a way to work “Tea Bagging” into that, and you’ve got yourself a deal.
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Is that what you make ‘em call you in the sack?
Say my name!
..Lily?
NO
Evil Monger!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Flag all day
Flag all night
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
I voted for NIXON, for crying out loud. If that doesn’t flag me I don’t know what will.
Limerick on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
I’ve been flagging since the first day. Does this make me the mother of all flaggers?
canditaylor68 on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM
You would also be a Flagging Father.
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM
As Axelrod told me in an email today “Time to roll up your sleeves”
faraway on August 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM
You mother flagger!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM
I wasn’t going to do it, but if Zo is doing it, then it’s gotta be the hip thing to do.
CatsGodot on August 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Thats it, Im going to flag this thread.
Hellrider on August 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Ugh. Im sorry but Network SOlutions ads are on this page and they are absolutely the worst most unsafe domain registrar out there, and they are expensive. But I will click on the ads for you : )
ANd yes, I have been flagging off daily.
CriticalUpdate on August 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
I caught my best friend flagging in his basement, yesterday.
He was on the computer!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
If you attack Crowder for this video, you’re a flag-basher.
Jim Treacher on August 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Oh I flagged myself alright – but with a FAKE email address. BAAAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
katablog.com on August 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
My mom caught me flagging yesterday!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:18 PM
Allah flagged himself to the image of Meggie Mac flagging herself mercilessly.
Flag on Teabaggers.
redrock on August 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM
go flag yerself mother flagger! flaggin flaggit!
moonbatkiller on August 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I saw some guy flagging on the street yesterday, but he said he was just giving himself “some air”
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:19 PM
AP, do you know how many girls on Twitter want to flag you?
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:20 PM
I accidently mailed one to fag@whitehouse.gov and they forwarded to Barney.
CriticalUpdate on August 13, 2009 at 7:20 PM
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, [and] hoist the black flag”
faraway on August 13, 2009 at 7:20 PM
The same could be said for golf.
No…wait…it couldn’t.
whitetop on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I usually flag in the shower?
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I am probably the last person on Earth or the Right who hasn’t done this.
Cindy Munford on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
He’s SOOOOOooooo much like a young Tom Hanks (only without being a flaming lib.)
I’m getting a “Tom Hanks on Loveboat” feel from this.
Mojave Mark on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Now that I’ve flagged myself, I feel like I need to shower and have a cigarette.
shemurray on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
Maybe they are flag hags.
Disturb the Universe on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
I sent a picture of me holding a beeeeyoutiful sixteen inch rainbow trout that I caught last week in Wyoming.
I am a fishy person, and I needed to be flagged. So I flagged myself.
bonnie_ on August 13, 2009 at 7:21 PM
*boos*
You can do better than that.
Emily M. on August 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM
None that I know of.
Allahpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM
I am happily married, I don’t need to flag.
Lily on August 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM
DO IT,Cindy. It feels SO GOOD!
LEBA on August 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM
More appropriate for this situation, no? :-)
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Flag that!
ConservativeJawa on August 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM
Dear flag@whitehouse.gov
FLAG YOU!
BrianA on August 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM
I haven’t yet. To be honest, it’s just because I’m too lazy.
Emily M. on August 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM
All I can say is that the last week has seen the greatest multiplication of fishyness since that guy from Nazareth…
Horatius on August 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM
I am also happily married AND THAT’S WHY I NEED TO FLAG.
redrock on August 13, 2009 at 7:24 PM
I always flag after breakfast
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Just for the record: You knew this thread would descend into the Thread of a Million Double Entendres, right?
amerpundit on August 13, 2009 at 7:24 PM
I’M NEVER GOING TO GET MARRIED!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:24 PM
I’ll give you a flagging you’ll neeeeevah forget!
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Awesome.
myrenovations on August 13, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Have a nice glass of wine
Take a nice bath
Put on some nice music
Flag away.
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
If your flag lasts for more than 4 hours seek medical attention.
fourdeucer on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
There are a lot of folks flagging themselves silly, it seems.
Thunderstorm129 on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Flag those flagging flagers!
BrianA on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
FlagWow
faraway on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
I am sure that all the good ideas have been used. It must be imaginative.
Cindy Munford on August 13, 2009 at 7:26 PM
Bwarney says:
Have you flagged a friend today?
It’s the new American way.
HoustonRight on August 13, 2009 at 7:27 PM
I am a MasterFlagger.
redrock on August 13, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Men!!!!
Cindy Munford on August 13, 2009 at 7:28 PM
AP
Maybe you can flag during More to Love
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:28 PM
What?
Do you need assistance?
I have two hands and a heart, don’t I?
I’m a great flagger
blatantblue on August 13, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Done!
Even asked Douglas out for a beer. Who knows.
GarandFan on August 13, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Will flagging myself jeopardize my witness protection program status?
katy on August 13, 2009 at 7:29 PM
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