Video: Geraldo goofs on Hot Air
posted at 6:26 pm on August 7, 2009 by Allahpundit
Via RCP. I admit it, I laughed. And let’s face it: We’ve spent three years reminding people what a race-baiting bottom-feeder the guy is. After all this time, he’s entitled to a little pushback. What’s up with everyone else on the set laughing, though? I thought you liked us, Gretchen.
Oh, also: He believes that the protests are mostly astroturf, but — surprise — that they’re not motivated by racism. Second look at Geraldo?










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How about the time he opened up the “treasures” in Al Capone’s vault?
jgapinoy on August 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Oh stop it.
DaveS on August 7, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I also am hoping to get clearance on “geraldowipe” or “geraldoforbrains”.
Laura in Maryland on August 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM
I was up all night with a bad sinus headache and couldn’t lie down to go to sleep. Saw this butthole on tv this morning. Fixed it for me. Lying down to sleep was a much better option.
fullogas on August 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Did he ever apologize for saying that?
jgapinoy on August 7, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Geraldo and Al Capone’s vault.
Not much more to be said.
He was a nothing shit when he was on ABC channel 7 out of NYC in the 70s, long before cable TV. He only got the spot for sake of Affirmative Action. Being sub-standard then, he found a new low. He got spots, allegedly up-and-coming, then he blew it. And, really–who cares he nailed Bette Midler? How many others, surely better men, might have before him and after? I’d love seeing Bette’s memoirs.
What Geraldo says about anything, including the color of the sky in a clear day, isn’t only suspect but irrelevent, useless, and worthless.
Liam on August 7, 2009 at 7:17 PM
The typical “I’m sorry but it was your fault” thing.
Ronnie on August 7, 2009 at 7:20 PM
“Michelle Malkin is the most vile, hateful commentator I’ve ever met in my life. She actually believes that neighbors should start snitching out neighbors…I’d spit on her if I saw her. – GERALDO RIVERA
Okay, faux journalist…where’s the outrage about Obama and his cronies demanding THE SAME THING?
How this pud continues to collect a paycheck is beyond me…he’s got the journalistic integrity of Stephen Glass
WhatDukeSaid on August 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
I still haven’t forgiven Geraldo for accusing the first Asian he could find on facebook as being the Virginia Tech killer just because he owned guns. FNC needs to dump him and they need to do it yesterday.
clement on August 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
Why don’t they have term limits for hack journalists? They could call it Geraldo’s Law. This man needs to fade away.
sherry on August 7, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Jerry Rivers is scum.
bill30097 on August 7, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Collie, you simply MUST stop spitting all over my computer screen every single time AllahPundit posts a Geraldo video.
My collie says:
CyberCipher on August 7, 2009 at 7:28 PM
who listens to him anymore….seriously
cmsinaz on August 7, 2009 at 7:30 PM
¿Cómo se dice cabeza del pene en español
Kini on August 7, 2009 at 7:34 PM
¿Cómo se dice cabeza del pene en español
Kini on August 7, 2009 at 7:34 PM
What? Head? Spanish? Fill in the rest for me. I was to busy messing around in Spanish class.
TXMomof3 on August 7, 2009 at 7:36 PM
I couldn’t believe him on O’Reilly last night. From listening to him talk about Sotomayor I gather he feels that all the other Justices should retire and let her man the court herself. Because there simply is no one better nor more qualified than the wise Lateeeena to do the job.
Dr. ZhivBlago on August 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
¿Cómo se dice cabeza del pene en español
Kini on August 7, 2009 at 7:34 PM
What? Head? Spanish? Fill in the rest for me. I was to busy messing around in Spanish class.
TXMomof3 on August 7, 2009 at 7:36 PM
And English class: to = too
TXMomof3 on August 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
“di@khead” Got it. LOL
Dr. ZhivBlago on August 7, 2009 at 7:38 PM
I wouldn’t pee on Geraldo if he was on fire.
Saying he is irrelevant is a serious devaluation of the term “irrelevant.”
trapeze on August 7, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Jerry Rivers is a tool. Fox should permanently assign him to cover news in Mexico. He’d fit right in.
MalindaH on August 7, 2009 at 7:42 PM
thomasaur on August 7, 2009 at 7:43 PM
Her Raw Dildo Rivera is quite the raycyst.
He tried to spit on MM but only drooled on himself.
Michelle Malkin could run rings around this tool.
Geochelone on August 7, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Fox should not let Geraldo get away with saying that most of this is organized, house packing. That’s a lie and all they have to do is go interview people who are there. We are angry, but the last thing we are is organized! At the tea parties here in Tulsa, we found out about one of them the night before by searching on the Internet. If we had better organization we’d be better off. The 9/12 tea party in DC — I’ve heard there will be one, but I don’t know where yet and what time. Oh and if they are organized by Republicans, why are the Republicans booed as often as not at these rallies. All they have to do to shut Geraldo up is to play some of that anti-Republican sentiment at these things. Not to mention that many of these protestors are Democrat!
Christian Conservative on August 7, 2009 at 7:47 PM
I’m thinking of moving to the Fort Worth-Dallas area, but now I’m striking Dallas out. What are the “good” places I should be looking at?
Rebar on August 7, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Her Raw Dildo Rivera; you freaking gas bag scum sucking leach of a pedophile. Michelle Malkin is 10 times the man you are. And that goes for you too Bill O’drooley.
Geochelone on August 7, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Ed admitted to enjoying South Park. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if they had an episode of that show where Terrence and Phillip take turns farting on Geraldo Rivera’s head?
radjah shelduck on August 7, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Dear Michelle,
We got your back. I bought your book. You just keep kicking a$$ and we will take out the trash. I got Geraldildo in a zip lock bag. He is spitting all over himself.
Hey O’drooley are you getting this? Hey how’s the O’droolley fuctor going these days you tool.
Geochelone on August 7, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Herago Diverta is definitely a racist, but only really when he brings latinos into the discussion versus blacks or whites.
He believes the Mexicans really ought to have the western half of the US and whitey shouldn’t have rights at all. Blacks he talks about when convenient only in the frame of making any white a racist when pitted against a black for any reason whatsoever.
Can’t help it, it’s what he does.
We report, you decide (mmmph)
Spiritk9 on August 7, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Can someone please list off for me the number of books Jerry has written that ended up in the #1 spot on the New York Times Bestsellers list?
MadisonConservative on August 7, 2009 at 7:59 PM
I couldn’t understand what he said about Hot Air. I’m at work and can’t turn it up any louder to figure it out. Can someone enlighten me?
StephC on August 7, 2009 at 7:59 PM
here ya go :)
http://912dc.org/
trailortrash on August 7, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Zero.
He did put together a manuscript entitled “Al Capone’s Hole” but there were too many spelling errors and grammatical blunders so no publisher would touch it. And it was devoid of any facts as we know them in the real world.
His next attempt at literary immortality was a guide on how to spit on Michelle Malkin but he ran out of saliva after chapter one.
Geochelone on August 7, 2009 at 8:05 PM
AP, he was kicked out of Iraq for leaking intelligence.
He’s a moron of monumental proportions. Remember his own show, Jerry Springer got the idea for his show from Geraldo.
Who can possibly care what this stooge has to say? I’m just amazed they still call him to comment on TV shows. How does one get a gig like that?
This should have made the Headlines, maybe….
Hog Wild on August 7, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Is he still looking for Al Capone’s vault?
Who gives a rat’s ass what Frito Bandito has to say?
NoDonkey on August 7, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Does Mr. Rivera really believe the the folks against or seeking clarification of health care are really organized? I don’t think it the lack of matching t-shirts that makes me think the only unifying aspect is skepticism of the government.
Cindy Munford on August 7, 2009 at 8:10 PM
PWNED!
fossten on August 7, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Can’t bring myself to watch the video. Anytime he Jerry Rivers comes on Fox, I immediately switch to Discovery. I’ll have to take HA side on this argument. After all, it was founded by none other than the great MM. Wait a sec, didn’t those two have a fued over something? Illegal something something? Can’t quite put my finger on it. Also, can’t hear because of the leaf blower outside.
long_cat on August 7, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Did he draw GOP astroturfing mob movements in the sand for all to see?
tuffy on August 7, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Michelle Malkin, a true superstar in the making (she already is a phenom), has already rocketted passed Geraldildo at the peak of his tabloid attention groveling career.
He is spitting into the wind. MM left him in the dust years ago.
Geochelone on August 7, 2009 at 8:18 PM
What does Geraldo have on Ailes….Is there animals involved..what
nondhimmie on August 7, 2009 at 8:21 PM
MM would kick his spindly little ass
Alden Pyle on August 7, 2009 at 8:23 PM
This Geraldo guy makes me sick.
Every time he shows up in O’Reilly, I fast forward it.
maynila on August 7, 2009 at 8:33 PM
Fox needs to get rid of this self-righteous bore. He belongs on the other cable networks or better yet TMZ since he usually prefers to cover the sleazy stories.
MestizoMaverick on August 7, 2009 at 8:34 PM
This grande pan-de-ho should be kicked out by Fox
macncheez on August 7, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Thank God I never listen to him. Amazing how a lawyer can argue that “illegal” immigration is somehow justified. Cannot believe that Fox gave him the job after his debacle in Iraq. Just too full of himself to be believable. Keep thinking it won’t be long ’til he is history. Hope Hope
hillbilly on August 7, 2009 at 8:37 PM
I think they were laughing more because they know of the umm to put it lightly ‘static.’ Steve knew what he was by bringing up Michelle against Geraldo. They were not playing nice with him.
- The Cat
MirCat on August 7, 2009 at 8:46 PM
I still refer to him as ‘herendo revolver’, from the SNL skit from years ago. He was put on this earth to be made fun of, he is such a joke.
clinker46 on August 7, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Geraldo always cracks me up when he talks about his being a Puerto Rican implying somehow perhaps that he isn’t white. Well for starters Puerto Rico was settled by white Spaniards and we can assume that his father was probably mostly if not fully of Spanish descent. Secondly Geraldo’s mother was Jewish. I recalled that last year Geraldo made a comment about his sons when recounting the illegal immigration debate and his not wanting them to be stopped because of the color of their skin. Geraldo’s wife is a white woman so his kids are at least 3/4 white. He’s a moron.
DerKrieger on August 7, 2009 at 8:51 PM
Jerry Rivers is scum.
bill30097 on August 7, 2009 at 7:24 PM
You’ll like this Rivers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4
Jeff from WI on August 7, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Second look at Geraldo? Why? Just because he makes an occasional demonstration that he has a few functioning brain cells?
BTW, did Geraldo ever find Jimmy Hoffa? He doesn’t
stillthink that Hotair is hiding him, does he?Luka on August 7, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Everything said about Geraldo is correct, but he was the guy who uncovered Willowbrook 37 years ago. It was a story no one wanted to hear but everyone needed to hear and see.
xkaydet65 on August 7, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Geraldo is one of the greatest media whores of our age.
JohnGalt23 on August 7, 2009 at 8:56 PM
Uh, let me think about that for a minute……NO!
conservnut on August 7, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Geraldo is a sleazy greaseball… always was, always will be.
D2Boston on August 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
I cannot abide the hugely egotistical biased Jerry Rivers, I wish Fox would dump him – his ratings have to suck
Willie on August 7, 2009 at 9:19 PM
I love watching Geraldo covering hurricanes. His work in Afghanistan and Iraq was pretty decent. He supports our troops.
He supported Pres Bush and his Iraq policy. Politically however he is an East Coast lib who scores very poorly on social issues. Michelle mopped him up in the past, that is why he dislikes Hot Air.
FireBlogger on August 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM
There are still people in jail for Satanic Ritual Abuse largely because he mainstreamed a hox that even fundamentalist Christians were raising eyebrows at. He promoted the author of the crazy Michelle Remembers book even after it was widely reported that parts of her “autobiography” of life in a satanic cult were stolen from Dennis Wheatley’s The Devil Rides Out.
He cares nothing about facts and will make them up to suit him. He’s worse than a racist, he’s a degenerate who thinks nothing of destroying people’s lives to gain sympathy for whatever cause he’s parasitically attached himself to. Hot air was too easy on this scum.
Rob Taylor on August 7, 2009 at 9:51 PM
I like Geraldo because he’s so batshit crazy. Really, that this guy is still on TV is more perplexing than how the Egyptians built the pyramids.
MrX on August 7, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Geraldo is such a non-thinker. I’m surprised he can cross a street without the assistance a cross guard. What a loser.
Zorro on August 7, 2009 at 10:40 PM
hmm, my posts are showing up…
disa on August 7, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Note to self:
Add Geraldo to Putz List!
O’Reilly
Olbermann
Geraldo
kyslugbug on August 7, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Is Geraldo Spanish for “Weasel”?
Jeff from WI on August 7, 2009 at 11:22 PM
Geraldo……
Trouble Maker!
BigMike252 on August 8, 2009 at 12:17 AM
Second look at Geraldo?
Second look, same as the first.
Kevin M on August 8, 2009 at 12:19 AM
Are you KIDDING ME??????
Geraldo said he would spit on MM, and here, we see him laughing about HA.
Ugly on August 8, 2009 at 1:11 AM
Geraldo dot Spit dot Michelle
Ugly on August 8, 2009 at 1:13 AM
Second look at Allapundit?
Ugly on August 8, 2009 at 1:49 AM
Jerry Rivers is such a non-issue. Could we have a no post policy for ANYTHING that comes out of his mouth?
Tool.
Mojave Mark on August 8, 2009 at 2:02 AM
Geraldo = douche bag.
Amen
texan_forever on August 8, 2009 at 2:46 AM
Jerry Rivers the fraud, at it again and YES Rivers IS his original last name, his father Allan Rivers original name was Rivera and like Bill Maher, Rivers hates the fact that his mother is jewish. Rivers claimed to be a first generation American yet his mother was born in the US and father was born in PUERTO RICO which makes Rivers a second generation American, and a liar.
The ONLY time in my life I’ve ever agreed with the KKK is when the klansman hit Rivers in the face with a chair.
Rivers is such a “Man” he threatened to spit in Michelle Malkin’s face… threaten me you pinko fraud and I will knock that cheesy mustache to the back of your head.
nelsonknows on August 8, 2009 at 4:58 AM
Geraldo is usully a bit off message, but when he is speaking truth to power like this he really gets on a roll.
Hot Air is a joke. Ed is starting to give it a little credibility – but the ridicule is well deserved. Nothing but ‘moderate approved’ babble from Allah (usually in the form of a Palin bashing post or the latest on Megan McCain’s search for a man).
Mr Purple on August 8, 2009 at 6:49 AM
Escupidero tengo una cosa derecho.
Después de todo es estúpido toro mierda!
I think it’s all the assfat in his cheeks.
soundingboard on August 8, 2009 at 7:14 AM
cabeza del pene
soundingboard on August 8, 2009 at 7:28 AM
My guess. The opposite of spitting.
soundingboard on August 8, 2009 at 7:34 AM
That no-talent hack hasn’t changed in years. Still supporting that 70′s style porno mustache and sucking-up to the left in search of friendship.
ronnyraygun on August 8, 2009 at 8:15 AM
Culture of Corruption = truth
The truth hurts.
Michelle and hotair have an extremely important role today. I have seen with my own eyes the effects of corrupt politicians.
Press on!
balkanmom2 on August 8, 2009 at 8:54 AM
Isnt it racist to say that blacks are democrats and not republicans? Ive seen a lot of black republicans and a lot of white democrats.
oh…maybe its the non-working blacks who are mosty Democrats.
I cannot stand this man.
becki51758 on August 8, 2009 at 10:01 AM
This guy is too easy to figure out..He thinks with his groin. Michelle is a pretty kitty, and one Jerry Rivers couldn’t get into the sack. Even if she wasn’t married, that Johnny “The Wad” Holmes 70′s style mustache would turn any woman off…Spitting in Malkin’s face was something a 5 year old would say…..Fox needs him as a token liberal. Move along, nothing to see here…………….
adamsmith on August 8, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Where’s a skinhead and a flying chair when you need one?
Geronimo on August 8, 2009 at 11:09 AM
FIFY.
platypus on August 8, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Jerry Rivers is projecting. He’s a former astro-turfer so everyone else must be. Where were the busses, T-shirts and mass-produced signs, Jerry? Show me the E-Mail’s and web sites urging people to “get in their faces” and “push back twice as hard?”
Besides, the GOP couldn’t organize a two car funeral, much less a nationwide protest.
He also brings up the race of the participants, as if white people aren’t entitled to first amendment rights. That was a black man the union goons beat up, right?
Then he insults seniors by suggesting that “Ma and Pa Kettle” are too addled to take the initiative and show up of their own accord.
Rivers is a vile opportunist, race baiter and phony.
RadClown on August 8, 2009 at 11:14 AM
LOL
bridgetown on August 8, 2009 at 12:13 PM
Fear not, AP, the others on the set were laughing because they understood that a race-baiting bottom-feeder is not likely to “tune in” to Hot Air.
I’d estimate that the likelyhood is about the same as the chance that the ghost of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. will corporealize in front of Geraldo and kiss him full on the mouth.
applebutter on August 8, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Why is it all of the sudden not OK to organize?
In a public town hall meeting, where we Americans have not only the freedom of speech but the right to assemble?
If we decide to organize an entire neighborhood into coming to a town hall meeting and ask pertinent questions individually, which are bothering people on an individual basis, who is doing anything against the rules?
It’s not like the liberals haven’t done this before. Both sides have done this since before the revolutionary war.
If Obama and his liberal cohorts hate the constitution that much they should just be up front about it so we can get past the their spilled blood and mangled bodies and move on to being a free nation again.
Spiritk9 on August 8, 2009 at 1:19 PM
I know what Geraldo says, however what he is saying is racist and creates racism.
“Most Republicans are white and most minorities are Democrats.” While that may be true, the grouping of people by race is in itself generalizing and creates prejudice. We are individuals and should be seen in that way.
Essentially he is saying….”all people of X race act like X” and that is wrong. No Geraldo, it is an idividual choice and grouping is THE problem.
Political beliefs should have nothing to do with one’s race.
njpat on August 8, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Every time Geraldo comes on FOX I change the channel. I still have not forgiven him nor have I forgiven O’Reilly for choosing him over Michelle. Doesn’t matter, turns out Michelle doesn’t need them or anyone else.
yubley on August 8, 2009 at 2:10 PM
I seem to remember years ago, an interview with Bette Midler where she accused Geraldo and some other P***K of raping her. Am I correct on that memory? If not I apologize.
ronnyraygun on August 8, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Make no mistake — Michelle seriously damaged her brand by quitting O’Reilly’s show. Michelle was O’Reilly’s regular fill-in host and was getting a lot of serious prime-time news coverage. Ever since she quit O’Reilly, the only time I’ve seen her on prime-time on Fox News was her couple of interviews with Hannity with her new book. Otherwise the only time you see her on TV is during Fox & Friends or Cavuto, neither of which get half the audience of O’Reilly.
Outlander on August 8, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Very convoluted ideas. How does Geraldo hold a job, much less maintain any credibility?
GFW on August 8, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Did he ever get dried off from his swim across the Rio Grande? What a wet back moron he is.
workingforpigs on August 8, 2009 at 8:29 PM
¿Cómo se dice cabeza del pene en español
Kini on August 7, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Good one, Kini. And he also needs to be told ” !Me te de la lengua en el culo de tu madre!”
CatchAll on August 9, 2009 at 8:06 PM
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