Audio: Birtherism ripped to shreds by … Glenn Beck?

posted at 6:43 pm on August 4, 2009 by Allahpundit

A surreal bit of audio, not merely because it defies expectations but because his logic for dismissing the Birthers is so … un-Beck-ian. His first point: Even if there’s something to the claims, we should let it go because a serious challenge to The One’s natural-born status could result in civil war. Fair enough, but isn’t Beck “Mr. Constitution”? Known to wear t-shirts that read “Since 1791″? Given to updating certain pamphlets that were influential in the country’s founding? Seems strange that he’s suddenly willing to look the other way at a constitutional requirement for the presidency in the interest of civic order. His second point is odder: By chasing the birth certificate down a rabbit hole, he says, conservatives make it easier for the left to discredit their meritorious political arguments by association. Which is entirely true, but, um, is Glenn Beck really the guy to be lecturing anyone about that? Newsflash: Of the two exceedingly unlikely conspiracy theories we’ve covered on the site this week, it ain’t Birtherism that’s the more far-fetched.


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Sexuality of other people certainly seems to be the first thing on your mind, or at least your perception of their sexuality.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:49 PM

Only, when they themselves make it one.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:50 PM

No, you’re dishonest and self-centered. You hijack almost every thread.
Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Patently false

I’d say about 30 percent

and i’m quite a generous and giving person

but you can say what you wish and continue accusing people of being closet homersexuals

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:51 PM

Have you checked out any of the latest followers of your twitter account?

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 9:49 PM

No…why?

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:51 PM

Only, when they themselves make it one.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:50 PM

Taking issue with what you’re saying seems to be doing that for you.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:52 PM

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:51 PM

Patently true. And who said closeted. And now you two squishy Vichy RINOS can have the place. But, just remember: it’s always you and your friends that start $hit, though I’m sure you are too dishonest to admit it.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Anyone with a brain knows you are an overly agressive

angry
angry
ANGRY
little man
don’t be mad at me for your issues. They are not my fault

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:54 PM

Glenn Beck, expert in making the right look bad by association.

Christien on August 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

But, just remember: it’s always you and your friends that start $hit, though I’m sure you are too dishonest to admit it.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:53 PM

And here we have the finest and richest irony, produced specially by Godiva for Hot Air!

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

Lol I’m a RINO

you make me lol Blake

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

Taking issue with what you’re saying seems to be doing that for you.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Nope, squishy vichy.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

Lol I’m a RINO

you make me lol Blake

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM

You’re not a conservative. Now, I’m definitely out of here. You bore the hell out of me.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 9:56 PM

Y’know, part of Allah’s problem here is that he has only really started paying attention to Beck. For years he came out against the worst of the extremists on the right. He’s over the top, loony, but no loon.

tlclark on August 4, 2009 at 7:33 PM

Well said. I get tired of the snarky comments directed at Glenn Beck. At least he’s trying to shine a light on this corrupt administration. We need more Glenn Becks and a little less snark.

alwaysright43 on August 4, 2009 at 9:57 PM

Lol I’m not a conservative!

This is rich
you are silly

is your small business as sh!tty as you are dumb?

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Sweet! Blake ran away again!

ladyingray on August 4, 2009 at 9:58 PM

MadisonConservative, Blake and blatantblue:

Stop this madness now. We all believe in the core principles of conservatism, right? Let this red on red cease between us because we need start getting along better before we can persuade those fence sitters over to our side when the 2010 mid-terms arrive. I hate to have to bring up Reagan, but his strength was to draw people into the fold instead of reaching across the aisle.

Start focusing this organic rage at the opposition, okay?

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:04 PM

Madness?

What MADNESS?

Calling Blake out on being an angry f*ck?

I tried being nice to him in the past.

However, he is an extremely disgruntled individual. I pity him.

But that makes me a homosexual, according to Blake.

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:09 PM

I don’t want mean
angry
crazy individuals on my team

oops I’m a rino

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:10 PM

No…why?

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 9:51 PM

You were the first for me add to my follow list after I joined this morning.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:11 PM

You know what? You birthers are driving me crazy!

Okay, let’s put the shoe on the other foot.

Scaredy Pants

Conservatives

liberals: Oh Noes!!!! Quick! Bash everyone who says anything about Obama’s birth certificate or his past9/11 being an inside job! Huuuuuuuuurrrry!!!!

In other words, just like many libs/dems distance themselves from truthers, us conservatives need to do the same on the birther thing. Should we want to see some of Obama’s records? Yes! But enough of this “oh, such and such is bashing the BC thing so he’s not a TRRRUUUUUEEEE conservative”. Sound like a bunch of Paulnuts.

Stop acting like a bunch of whiney libs. YOu guys are as bad as the “Bush stole the election” crybabies.

DethMetalCookieMonst on August 4, 2009 at 10:13 PM

MadisonConservative, Blake and blatantblue:

Stop this madness now.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:04 PM

Do you mean this?

However, you continue to disparage them all by using the slur birthers and birtherism which is typical of you squishes of the Vichy Right.

Blake on August 4, 2009 at 6:55 PM

Loxodonta on August 4, 2009 at 10:15 PM

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:09 PM

Oh well, I guess you’ll have to stop sleeping women now. It was fun while it lasted right BB?

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:19 PM

Beck has been listening to O’reilly a bit too much…

right4life on August 4, 2009 at 10:19 PM

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Oh well, I guess you’ll have to stop sleeping women now. It was fun while it lasted right BB?
Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:19 PM

can’t miss what you never had :P

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:21 PM

You were the first for me add to my follow list after I joined this morning.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:11 PM

Thanks. Frankly though, I don’t even pay attention due to all of the spambots that add me and vanish in hours.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Thanks. Frankly though, I don’t even pay attention due to all of the spambots that add me and vanish in hours.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:23 PM

You’re telling me, I’ve blocked 3 spambots already. One of them was a 23 year old porn star wannabee trying to get the new twitter users to follower her. Follow her where I don’t know, but why pay for something fake when you can get something real instead.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:32 PM

can’t miss what you never had :P

blatantblue on August 4, 2009 at 10:21 PM

Riiiiiiiiight. BTW, you were the first here at HA to help me out in understanding some of the acronyms used here on HA…so tell me what does “:P” mean?

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:36 PM

You’re telling me, I’ve blocked 3 spambots already. One of them was a 23 year old porn star wannabee trying to get the new twitter users to follower her. Follow her where I don’t know, but why pay for something fake when you can get something real instead.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:32 PM

Wow, that sucks.

So what was her Twitter name…?

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:38 PM

His first point: Even if there’s something to the claims, we should let it go because a serious challenge to The One’s natural-born status could result in civil war. Fair enough, but isn’t Beck “Mr. Constitution”? Known to wear t-shirts that read “Since 1791″? Given to updating certain pamphlets that were influential in the country’s founding? Seems strange that he’s suddenly willing to look the other way at a constitutional requirement for the presidency in the interest of civic order. His second point is odder: By chasing the birth certificate down a rabbit hole, he says, conservatives make it easier for the left to discredit their meritorious political arguments by association. Which is entirely true, but, um, is Glenn Beck really the guy to be lecturing anyone about that?

For once, AP raises some excellent questions and provides good analysis.

Glenn Beck is indeed a fraud. For of his grand talk about the great Constitution, he sure as heck isn’t very willing to fight for it. Way to show some spine, Glenn.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 10:43 PM

Glenn Beck is indeed a fraud.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 10:43 PM

If you’re not a birther, YOU’RE A FRAUD!

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:48 PM

So what was her Twitter name…?

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:38 PM

Riley…… something or other was in the moniker. I blocked it so I lost it unless you want me to do a search for you.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:49 PM

Riley…… something or other was in the moniker. I blocked it so I lost it unless you want me to do a search for you.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:49 PM

Twas…a joke…

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:56 PM

Glenn Beck is indeed a fraud. For of his grand talk about the great Constitution, he sure as heck isn’t very willing to fight for it. Way to show some spine, Glenn.

The Constitution lays out that whole electing a President thing. Assuming that you’ve found a loophole that breaks the way you want it to, when it is at best an open question, and demanding that a duly elected President be unseated isn’t exactly a model of fidelity to the Constitution.

Elections have consequences. We lost this one. Let’s win the next one.

Remember how well “Selected not elected” worked?

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 10:57 PM

Sweet! Blake ran away again!

ladyingray on August 4, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Pretty much! Act tough, imply people are gay, call them liars, and leave. He’s got his circus act well trained.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:57 PM

Twas…a joke…

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:56 PM

Okay.

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 11:00 PM

If you’re not a birther, YOU’RE A FRAUD!

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:48 PM

I didn’t say that, MadisonLiberal, the ignoramus. I’m not even a “birther.” I, frankly, don’t care if he was born in Hawaii, Kenya, or Mars. He’s still not Constitutionally eligible to hold the office of the POTUS on account of his father’s foreign citizenship status.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:06 PM

For the next 7 years, lefty provocateurs are going to release phony birth certificates every few months and wet their pants in happiness as the fringe claims each one of them is the real thing and than easily debunked.

Speedwagon82 on August 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Ah, we need to replace that fool John Roberts with 2Brave2Bscared. How the f*ck did George Bush miss you, anyway?

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 11:10 PM

By chasing the birth certificate down a rabbit hole, he says, conservatives make it easier for the left to discredit their meritorious political arguments by association.

No it’s not. The person being most hurt by the controversy is Obama. He’s the one being chased down the rabbit hole. The public understands there is nothing unreasonable about demanding original qualfying documentation. In fact, they wonder why the authorities didn’t demand it. The longer this goes on the greater will be the demands for Obama to release his LFBC.

This issue won’t go away until he does. And the only one who can make it go away is arogantly refusing to do so. The contention that continuing questions about his legitimacy help him is irrational.

People are now thinking that on top of all the demonstrable incompetence he may not have been eligible. Good grief.

Basilsbest on August 4, 2009 at 11:13 PM

I didn’t say that, MadisonLiberal, the ignoramus.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Please continue with your rational argument.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 11:15 PM

No it’s not. The person being most hurt by the controversy is Obama. He’s the one being chased down the rabbit hole.

Really? You mean he’s not currently trying to jam the socialization of another 1/6th of the economy and the health of every American down our throats right now? Whew. That’s good to know.

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 11:16 PM

Please continue with your rational argument.

You don’t even know what my argument is.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:21 PM

You don’t even know what my argument is.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:21 PM

You don’t even know who you’re talking to. I guess we’re even.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 11:25 PM

This issue won’t go away until he does. And the only one who can make it go away is arogantly refusing to do so.

Read.

Asked for more information about the short-form versus long-form birth documents, Okubo said the Health Department “does not have a short-form or long-form certificate.”

“The birth certificate form has been modified over the years and decades to conform to national standards and models,” she said.

Okubo also emphasized the certification form “contains all the information needed by all federal government agencies for transactions requiring a birth certificate.”

She added that the U.S. Supreme Court has recognized the state’s current certification of live birth “as an official birth certificate meeting all federal and other requirements.”

The issue of what constitutes an official Hawaii birth certificate received national attention during last year’s presidential campaign. Those who doubted Barack Obama’s American citizenship called the copy of the Hawaii birth document posted on his campaign Web site a fake.

Asked about that document, Okubo said, “This is the same certified copy everyone receives when they request a birth certificate.”

He’s released that document. Which means he hasn’t refused to do anything BC related. the transcripts, the thesis, the Harvard Law Review articles, yeah. But not the BC.

But that doesn’t make it go away, does it? And the long from, if he had the power to release it, wouldn’t wither, would it? Because he was selected, not elected, right? And also not a Natural Born Citizen!

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 11:27 PM

You don’t even know what my argument is.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:21 PM

Yes. your argument is that YOU KNOW exactly what the Framers had in mind when they laid out a natural born citizen requirement, which they declined to define, and that 222 years later has yet to be legally defined. And YOU KNOW that Obama ain’t it. Because you do.

What court do you sit on?

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 11:31 PM

Like in the 80s, just the seriousness of the allegation warrants Obama’s removal from office. Evidence isn’t required. Like the Dems used back then, the seriousness of the charge is enough to invalidate him.

End of story. Joe Biden is president of the United States far as I’m concerned.

Liam on August 4, 2009 at 11:50 PM

Asked about that document, Okubo said, “This is the same certified copy everyone receives when they request a birth certificate.”

Pablo

For the zillionth time, since you don’t actually have to be born in Hawaii to get one of those Certifications of Live Birth what he’s produced will only satisfy partisans or the weak minded. Let him show the original LFBC with the signature of the doctor who delivered him – if it exits.

Basilsbest on August 5, 2009 at 12:07 AM

End of story. Joe Biden is president of the United States far as I’m concerned.

Liam on August 4, 2009 at 11:50 PM

That’s awesome. Papa Smurf is president of the United States far as I’m concerned.

This is fun!

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 12:19 AM

. Let him show the original LFBC with the signature of the doctor who delivered him – if it exits.

What part of this do you not understand?

“This is the same certified copy everyone receives when they request a birth certificate.”

And what part of this do you not understand?

Asked for more information about the short-form versus long-form birth documents, Okubo said the Health Department “does not have a short-form or long-form certificate.”

You’re not getting the doctor’s signature because the State of Hawaii isn’t going to give it to you, or to Obama or to anyone else. Deal with it.

Pablo on August 5, 2009 at 12:21 AM

Sweet! Blake ran away again!

ladyingray on August 4, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Hey, sourpuss! As I already announced, I have a life and family to attend to. Obviously you don’t. No surprise there.

Pretty much! Act tough, imply people are gay, call them liars, and leave. He’s got his circus act well trained.

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:57 PM

Yawn. You are a liar, you’re always sniffing around other guys butts, and if you bark and flap your fins for me, I’ll throw you and the old broad a couple of dead fish.

Blake on August 5, 2009 at 12:26 AM

Blake on August 5, 2009 at 12:26 AM

What? No comparisons to pedophiles?

No – you’re akin to conspiracy theorists.

And you’re a kin to a pedophile.

Blake on July 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 12:35 AM

….

and still not a single comment about the fact that obama still holds dual citizenship with indonesia, and that is disqualification for the presidency.

They’d much rather drool over a stupid birth certificate, which if he wasn’t born US, he’s had it manufactured by now by someone that does a good job.

But really, the newspaper thing kills that birther theory, and nobody cares about the REAL issues.

/facepalm.

Spiritk9 on August 5, 2009 at 12:36 AM

I didn’t say that, MadisonLiberal, the ignoramus. I’m not even a “birther.” I, frankly, don’t care if he was born in Hawaii, Kenya, or Mars. He’s still not Constitutionally eligible to hold the office of the POTUS on account of his father’s foreign citizenship status.

2Brave2Bscared on August 4, 2009 at 11:06 PM

You don’t know the law.

How I wish you birther MFers would all stick your heads in a giant oven and turn the gas on.

Jesus Christ this is so f’n stupid.

toliver on August 5, 2009 at 1:58 AM

And we have had Presidents with a foreign born parent, Herbert Hoover being one of them.

But if you take those who take the idea of it has to be provable that a Presidental candidate have two US citizen parents, then that rules out a lot of adoptees, orphans, anyone whose mom used sperm services, and even anyone born out of wedlock that the mom cant prove who the dad is. All of those can not be President apparently.

Do any of the birthers actually think that a an orphan child given up for adoption is ineligible to be President? (since that child will not be able to prove who his/her parents are)

firepilot on August 5, 2009 at 2:41 AM

How I wish you birther MFers would all stick your heads in a giant oven and turn the gas on.

Jesus Christ this is so f’n stupid.

toliver on August 5, 2009 at 1:58 AM

Please have your caregiver administer to you a 10 mg dose of Haloperidol IV bolus and call me in the morning.

Sigmund on August 5, 2009 at 3:20 AM

Glenn is right. He’s not going to produce the birth certificate because it keeps the crazy alive and the ability for his Admin, the Dems, and their media shills to non-stop mock the birthers as somehow mainstream in the GOP. Are you guys so stupid to not see that? You’re the useful idiots in their scheme to take the focus off their economic destruction of our country.

Let’s concentrate on what he and the Dems in Congress are doing to the economy and stop it. Barry’s already going down as one of the biggest frauds in Presidential history, let’s not dilute or delay his self destruction with associating the legit crazy troofers on the left with this birther crap. 2010 is not that far away and we can stop this insanity. Focus on this GOAL!

Renwaa on August 5, 2009 at 5:34 AM

While you might find Glen a titch to much on the ‘irrational’ side he has been, more often than not, pretty much on the mark with what’s been going on in this country. I enjoy his passion and his incredible dedication to the U.S. Constitution, which I also believe is non-negotiable.

lyfsatrip on August 5, 2009 at 6:44 AM

Pablo on August 4, 2009 at 11:31 PM

The framers of the Constitution added that clause so that no one would be elected president that had alliances with another country. They wanted the president to swear allegiance to the USA and not another country.

btw..I found that by reading biographies of John Adams, Thomas Jefferson.

becki51758 on August 5, 2009 at 7:31 AM

Blake on August 5, 2009 at 12:26 AM

your poor family

do you call your children homosexuals when they make you mad?

blatantblue on August 5, 2009 at 7:51 AM

It’s about transparency, what about all these other records we know what Hillary Clinton wrote her college thesis about…Glenn Beck has bought into the issue of geography where was Obama born? Not the constitutional accountability.
Many folks just want Obama to comply like any other American would have to or does he get some special wavier?

Some other records that have not been released:include his kindergarten records, his Punahou school records, his Occidental College records, his Columbia University records, his Columbia thesis, his Harvard Law School records, his Harvard Law Review articles, his scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, his passport, his medical records, his files from his years as an Illinois state senator, his Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records, and his adoption records.

Dr Evil on August 5, 2009 at 8:13 AM

So this means everyone is ridiculing the people who claim Trig Palin isn’t really Sarah Palin’s son…right they demanded a special needs baby’s medical records doctor- hospital ect… so there is Birther Gate and there is Birther Gate. The difference a special needs baby didn’t run for President of the United States.

Dr Evil on August 5, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Please have your caregiver administer to you a 10 mg dose of Haloperidol IV bolus and call me in the morning.

Sigmund on August 5, 2009 at 3:20 AM

It doesn’t have to be an oven. Those that were unfortunate enough to see “The Happening” saw all types of creative ways to shuffle of the mortal coil.

toliver on August 5, 2009 at 8:22 AM

The Canadians think the folks on screen are getting leaned on by the media moguls. So if Glenn Beck starts blinking an S.O.S. message, it might be a good idea to google a morse code chart to transcribe his message…..hmmmm it might be a good idea to use a morse code chart to interpret him anyway :)

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/13373

Dr Evil on August 5, 2009 at 8:54 AM

I think the Obama’s BC is real. This conspiracy is taking on the status of the conspiracy of the grassy knoll. But here are two words why we should drop the BC conspiracy:

President Biden

AC on August 5, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Don’t know. Don’t care. Supreme Court won’t touch it.
I’m too busy sending emails to flag@whitehouse.gov and planning my insurance-company-fueled insurrectionous rant at this Saturdays’ town hall with Dum-dum Donnelly.

SKYFOX on August 5, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Start focusing this organic rage at the opposition, okay?

Americannodash on August 4, 2009 at 10:04 PM

I’m fairly certain Madison and Blatant are.

Twas…a joke…

MadisonConservative on August 4, 2009 at 10:56 PM

A “joke”…

Joe Biden is president of the United States far as I’m concerned.

Liam on August 4, 2009 at 11:50 PM

Few other people in the world can bring me to prayer over our President’s health than that man.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 10:43 AM

A “joke”…

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Seriously. I’d only be interested in porn stars named Kelly.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 11:23 AM

I imagine there are more than enough to suit your needs. Such an unoriginal name. ;)

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

I imagine there are more than enough to suit your needs. Such an unoriginal name. ;)

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

Always liked it, though. Like Kelly from Saved By The Bell. She only would have been sexier if she were shorter and blond.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

She only would have been sexier if she were shorter and blond.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 11:40 AM

What, like the Kelly on Cheers? She was sweet.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 12:09 PM

What, like the Kelly on Cheers? She was sweet.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 12:09 PM

Was she the one with the Texas accent?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Was she the one with the Texas accent?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 12:19 PM

I honestly can’t remember. I just remember his song… “Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly…”

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 12:33 PM

I take it that would sweeten the deal?

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 12:35 PM

I take it that would sweeten the deal?

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 12:35 PM

Always been a sucker for a cowgirl.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Always been a sucker for a cowgirl.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 1:12 PM

Is that because we know how to tame wild beasts?

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 1:32 PM

Is that because we know how to tame wild beasts?

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 1:32 PM

Nah, it’s because I like to lay back while she does all the work.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 1:40 PM

I honestly can’t remember. I just remember his song… “Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly…”

Esthier on August 5, 2009

You forgot “Because your hair is so clean”

:)

firepilot on August 5, 2009 at 1:46 PM

Nah, it’s because I like to lay back while she does all the work.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 1:40 PM

I’m more egalitarian. I take turns.

You forgot “Because your hair is so clean”

:)

firepilot on August 5, 2009 at 1:46 PM

How could I forget that part? :)

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:03 PM

I’m more egalitarian. I take turns.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:03 PM

Redistribution of control?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Redistribution of control?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Nah, more like frenzied, intermittent power grabs.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:14 PM

Nah, more like frenzied, intermittent power grabs.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:14 PM

Take over my general motor, baby!

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:16 PM

Take over my general motor, baby!

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:16 PM

Too toxic.

Unlike the clunker program I expect more than one last drive.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Too toxic.

Unlike the clunker program I expect more than one last drive.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 3:33 PM

That’s what happens when the Oval Office is run by someone that doesn’t know what they’re doing.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:34 PM

That’s what happens when the Oval Office is run by someone that doesn’t know what they’re doing.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 3:34 PM

Well sure, but that’s often for the best isn’t it? A Darwinism rule for those with suicidal tendencies.

It helps to do some vetting.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Well sure, but that’s often for the best isn’t it? A Darwinism rule for those with suicidal tendencies.

It helps to do some vetting.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 4:15 PM

That depends. Do you count out the ability of one of the candidates if they haven’t paid their taxes in a looooong time?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

That depends. Do you count out the ability of one of the candidates if they haven’t paid their taxes in a looooong time?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

Depends on his stimulus plan.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 4:27 PM

The difference a special needs baby didn’t run for President of the United States.

Dr Evil on August 5, 2009 at 8:16 AM

I SOOOOOOO beg to differ….and it won too!!!

runawayyyy on August 5, 2009 at 4:40 PM

Depends on his stimulus plan.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 4:27 PM

What if it requires long, lingering deficits before anything really noticeable happens?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 4:53 PM

What if it requires long, lingering deficits before anything really noticeable happens?

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 4:53 PM

I’m too easily distracted unless the payoff is big enough.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:07 PM

I’m too easily distracted unless the payoff is big enough.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:07 PM

So you’re looking for a rapid and hefty response that brings about an economic climax?

No such thing, babe.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:09 PM

No such thing, babe.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:09 PM

I thought we were still in the realm of fantasies.

Until then, I’ll go with what I have while dreaming of what I don’t. That way I can guarantee my own recovery.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:17 PM

I thought we were still in the realm of fantasies.

Until then, I’ll go with what I have while dreaming of what I don’t. That way I can guarantee my own recovery.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:17 PM

If you don’t reverse that, you’re never going to get along in Obama’s World.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:18 PM

If you don’t reverse that, you’re never going to get along in Obama’s World.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:18 PM

Can’t imagine anyone who’d want that.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:26 PM

Can’t imagine anyone who’d want that.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 5:26 PM

Believe it or not, old friends of mine who actually voted for McCain are banking on entitlement programs, due to their trailer trash status, inability to balance their breeding rate with their income, the wife’s refusal to work, the husband’s awesome idea that even though he flunked out of technical college in the first year, that the government should pay for him to go back…on and on.

They’d LOVE Obama’s World. Integrity seems to be a rare and precious commodity in this day and age.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:42 PM

We interrupt our regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you this message:

I think the Obama’s BC is real. This conspiracy is taking on the status of the conspiracy of the grassy knoll. But here are two words why we should drop the BC conspiracy:

President Biden

AC on August 5, 2009 at 9:11 AM

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Can you say “new election?… There’s more than one way for a president to be removed from office other than impeachment.
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For those worried about Obama being removed (and as a bonus all of his policies to date rendered null and void) because we’d have a Biden, Pelosi or Reid in the Oval Office…
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Due to the fact that it was the Democrat Party, WHO WERE ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THOROUGHLY VETTING THEIR OWN CANDIDATE- if Obama is proven to be ineligible by his citizenship, he’d have committed fraud on the American public because Obama was a Constitutional professor, he clearly knew what he was signing when he filled out his Senate & POTUS campaign eligibility forms..

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And EVERY ONE OF THE DEMOCRATS WOULD BE “DISABLED” from eligibility for POTUS. Thus, those in the line of succession to POTUS would, themselves, BE REMOVED from eligibility one at a time, as well, “UNTIL THE DISABILITY BE REMOVED OR A PRESIDENT SHALL BE ELECTED.”

U.S. Constitution Article 2, Section 1, Claus 6: In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by Law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, UNTIL THE DISABILITY BE REMOVED, OR A PRESIDENT SHALL BE ELECTED.

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“…Now we return to our regular progamming: ‘The MadCon & Esthier Show- Juvenile Double Entendre at it’s Worst’…”

NightmareOnKStreet on August 5, 2009 at 7:28 PM

They’d LOVE Obama’s World. Integrity seems to be a rare and precious commodity in this day and age.

MadisonConservative on August 5, 2009 at 5:42 PM

I’m so sorry to hear you have friends like that.

If you need a support, come on down for a few.

Esthier on August 5, 2009 at 7:47 PM

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