Open thread: White House kegstand solves nation’s racial problems

posted at 5:45 pm on July 30, 2009 by Allahpundit

Alternate headline: “Teachable Moment Results In Nothing Much Learned.” I’ll be away from the computer while The Drink-up That Saved America is happening, sad to say, but we need a thread open so that commenters can document the inevitable media cooing about The One’s “brewski diplomacy” or “suds summit” or whatever stupid name they’re cooking up for this stunt. No presser or public statement is being planned by the participants as far as I know, but some reporter’s bound to corner Gates or Crowley afterwards outside the White House for the obligatory “productive discussion” soundbite. As for The One, he’s already on record as being “fascinated with the fascination.”

Fox News is normally my channel of choice, but given the humiliating lengths to which MSNBC’s already gone to hype this photo op plus the fact that Crowley and Gates should be walking in while Matthews’s show is on the air, you’d be a fool not to be watching “Hardball” right now. With any luck, we might actually see some tears. To entertain you while we wait for “news” to break, here’s an amusing report from Comic Con by Red State Update. Much like Crowley this evening, they’re surrounded by nerds who take themselves too seriously. Mild content warning.

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Understand that Gates is going to guzzle down a Red Stripe from Jamaica. That country has one of the highest murder rates in the world.

Del Dolemonte on July 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM

Is it time for the kegger, already? I love these impeachable moments. Someday, one of them will bear its fruit.

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 5:52 PM

Understand that Gates is going to guzzle down a Red Stripe from Jamaica. That country has one of the highest murder rates in the world.

Del Dolemonte on July 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM

What does that have to do with anything?

Terry Silver on July 30, 2009 at 5:53 PM

The Drink-up That Saved America – Allah

Son, you are seriously funny. Every day I’m here. Keep up the good work.

Subsunk

Subsunk on July 30, 2009 at 5:54 PM

chris matthews has a countdown. give me a f*cking break.

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 5:54 PM

All together now!

Jim Treacher on July 30, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Can we smoke at this kegger?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 5:55 PM

wonder if any of these men had been AA’s. then how would wonder boy have handled it?

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 5:56 PM

A couple of years and about 3 or 4 CNOPS Cruises in the Carribbean led me to the conclusion that Red Stripe is some NASTY brew! Much preferred Carib in bottles.

Or Puerto Rican rum… a fifth of rum will cost you less than the 2-liter of Coke to mix it with.

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 5:57 PM

BTW, I’m calling it the 2009 Racial Healing Beerup. I think it might be too tough to say after a few brewskis.

Jim Treacher on July 30, 2009 at 5:57 PM

wonder if any of these men had been AA’s. then how would wonder boy have handled it?

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 5:56 PM

Well, two of them are Affirmative Action beneficiaries.

Oh! You mean Alcoholics Anonymous. I guess they would get joints, instead.

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Jim Treacher on July 30, 2009 at 5:57 PM

After I lock up shop here, I’ll rush home and test that theory, Jim.

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 5:58 PM

They’ll get a couple of beers in Crowley, let him walk out the White House gate and then — SLAM! — the DC police will have him on the pavement and cuffed for public drunkness and disorderly conduct. ;-)

SwampYankee on July 30, 2009 at 5:59 PM

meanwhile, another obama supporter realizes you can’t voice an opinion.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/07/30/2009-07-30_mom_of_fired_deputy_retorts_were_not_racist.html

Phoenician on July 30, 2009 at 5:59 PM

Will Eric Holder be at the kegger? He loves to party with cowards. I heard he’s bringing the recently freed from charges Black Panthers to work the door.

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:00 PM

A President, a Professor and a Policeman go into a bar….

albill on July 30, 2009 at 6:01 PM

you’d be a fool not to be watching “Hardball” right now.

Unlike you, AP, I don’t get paid to watch that crap. I’ll let you do it instead and wait for the clips.

FloatingRock on July 30, 2009 at 6:01 PM

This parody may be a sign of things to come: “Obama Invites Voters to White House for Kool-Aid Shots After Saying Electorate Acted ‘Socialistically’ Last November” http://www.optoons.blogspot.com/ (July 30 entry)

Mervis Winter on July 30, 2009 at 6:01 PM

Can we smoke at this kegger?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 5:55 PM

No but I hear there will be a silver tray with white lines and a straw making the rounds.

txag92 on July 30, 2009 at 6:03 PM

Chug-a-lug!

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:04 PM

The press corps by the hundreds now anxiously awaits the emergence of the newly mutually tolerant drunks.

It’s like something straight out of The Onion.

Edouard on July 30, 2009 at 6:04 PM

You would have had to threaten my children with bodily harm to force me to do what Sgt. Crowley is doing today by swigging a tall, frosty one. However, if I were at the White House this evening, there is only one beer that I would drink:

Samuel Adams.

Coming through loud and clear there, Barry?

turfmann on July 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

This is going to be embarassing even for me here watching at home.

THE CHOSEN ONE on July 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

i have never seen or heard of anything so queer (in the traditional sense)

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Gates is drinking Red Stripe because he thinks it’s been untouched by Caucasian hands.

Jim Treacher on July 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

Can we smoke at this kegger?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 5:55 PM

Doobies, yes. Just no tobacco.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

For some reason, this kegger reminds me of Python’s “Twit of the Year” competition.

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Doobies, yes. Just no tobacco.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Amsterdam-style, huh?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM

yes! yes! “twit of the year”! and the winner is……

barfy obambi!

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM

Phoenician on July 30, 2009 at 5:59 PM

This is from the article you quoted.

O-dumb-a, the situation ‘got out of hand’ because Gates is a RACIST, not because the officer was DOING HIS JOB,” Landor wrote on her page late Friday morning. She also said she was sick of seeing whites portrayed as “evil racists.”

Landor has defended herself, saying she is not prejudiced, that she voted for Obama and that her comments were taken out of context.

For this, she got fired? The article says she “quit,” although later it says that the borough Pres. Stringer said:

“People have the right to express themselves, but I also have an office to run,” he said, calling Landor’s postings “inappropriate.”

“We have a lot of work to do, [and] I think we acted swiftly and dealt with the issue immediately,” he said.

I’m going to email Stringer to ask if she got fired or quit. She said nothing wrong, and they were personal comments in any case. They are opinions, and tamer than mine. Obama said similar in his PUBLIC CAPACITY, yet there were no overt calls for his firing.

JiangxiDad on July 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

I plan to let y’all tell me what happens. I would not watch anything bho is involved in. I pray Crowley WILL not or ever say he did wrong. HE did not. God bless you Crowley, family, and the gal who is under such hate for calling in the 911 call.
L

letget on July 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

We could solve the racial problems and the health care crises if we just practiced philanthropic seppuku ala Will Smith. Come on, people, get with it.

Limerick on July 30, 2009 at 6:09 PM

wiill hookah be smoked?

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:09 PM

I rarely swear…but seriously…what the HE double hockey sticks has happened to America???

redwhiteblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Is it OK to drink while reading/typing in this thread?

RushBaby on July 30, 2009 at 6:11 PM

This is such a joke.

deidre on July 30, 2009 at 6:11 PM

I rarely swear…but seriously…what the HE double hockey sticks has happened to America???

redwhiteblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:10 PM

The adults are in charge
/

RushBaby on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

JiangxiDad on July 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

I think she officially resigned. But she was obviously forced to.

Phoenician on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

How about they play quarters?

artchick on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

Best part: Their rounds are on us.

John_Locke on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

But given the humiliating lengths to which MSNBC’s already gone to hype this photo op…

Some sites are saying CNN is doing it too.

Cr4sh Dummy on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

RushBaby on July 30, 2009 at 6:11 PM

It almost demands it, but keep racial slurs to people of your own color. Please.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

The funny thing is, in Boston tonight, the entire Gates-Crowley-Obama Lowenbrau moment is going to be totally wiped out in the media by the Manny Ramirez-David Ortiz 2003 positive steroid test story. Obama may get a bunch of face time on CNN, MSNBC and the over-the-air networks tonight, but not much (or at least, not the lead story) in Beantown.

jon1979 on July 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Amsterdam-style, huh?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM

Something like that. Doobies okay. Coke okay. Tobacco banned.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:14 PM

Oh man, Now i really want to go to comic-con. Wait what was this thread about?

Greed on July 30, 2009 at 6:15 PM

Amsterdam-style, huh?

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Something like that. Doobies okay. Coke okay. Tobacco banned.

And I’ve read that don’t you dare get caught mixing any tobacco in with your doobie, or do the hollowed-out blunt thing, you’ll get arrested for that.

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:16 PM

“Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.”

Terry_Dyne on July 30, 2009 at 6:16 PM

Is it OK to drink while reading/typing in this thread?

RushBaby on July 30, 2009 at 6:11 PM

i encourage it

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:17 PM

The funny thing is, in Boston tonight, the entire Gates-Crowley-Obama Lowenbrau moment is going to be totally wiped out in the media by the Manny Ramirez-David Ortiz 2003 positive steroid test story. Obama may get a bunch of face time on CNN, MSNBC and the over-the-air networks tonight, but not much (or at least, not the lead story) in Beantown.

jon1979 on July 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

I just heard about that too. It’s a much more compelling and interesting story.

Cr4sh Dummy on July 30, 2009 at 6:17 PM

And I’ve read that don’t you dare get caught mixing any tobacco in with your doobie, or do the hollowed-out blunt thing, you’ll get arrested for that.

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:16 PM

Har, Obama may be the only person in D.C. who adds tobacco to his doobie just to sneak a decent smoke.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:18 PM

Much like Crowley this evening, they’re surrounded by nerds who take themselves too seriously.

.
More!

dont taze me bro on July 30, 2009 at 6:19 PM

Anyone know why RedEye has not been on all week? They keep replaying Bill O’Blowhard in that time slot.

artchick on July 30, 2009 at 6:19 PM

The Porkulo-Nimbus bill of 2009 is going swimmingly

Cupcakes
Painpills
Beers!

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:19 PM

keep racial slurs to people of your own color. Please.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Obama stole my thunder with his “mutt” reference.

RushBaby on July 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM

hehe, just heard on the radio that Plugs has invited himself to the kegger…

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM

ITS LIVE. on Fox, with White House press pool coverage. Too far away to hear the conversation unless it gets really loud. Too far away for shouted questions.

Just video, still photography.

Skandia Recluse on July 30, 2009 at 6:21 PM

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM
.
Oh man! This could get fun!!!

dont taze me bro on July 30, 2009 at 6:21 PM

hehe, just heard on the radio that Plugs has invited himself to the kegger…

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:20 PM

why do I have a feeling that by the end of the night

some white house page is going to snap a drunken photo of him giving the shocker sign?

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:22 PM

The Porkulo-Nimbus bill of 2009 is going swimmingly

Cupcakes
Painpills
Beers!

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:19 PM

You just forfeited your coverage in Obarfing’s hell-care plan…

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:22 PM

What a bunch of hooey. This looks like a gathering of some VERY uncomfortable individuals. And Joe Biden.

What a joke

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:22 PM

Hold it….oh I see they just walked over to the bushes. They are either making water after chug’n a few or they are comparing noodles.

jbh45 on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Yeah they aren’t sitting at that picnic table and Biden is there.

artchick on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

if biden is going, ain’t no telling what’s gonna happen

kelley in virginia on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

You just forfeited your coverage in Obarfing’s hell-care plan…

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:22 PM

Dangnamnit!

freakin porkulo-nimbus

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Plastic lawn furniture? Cheap.

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:24 PM

Bwhahahahaha…you just can’t make this stuff up..

While Barry is talking race relations tonight he fails to appoint an anti-Semitism envoy….

Limerick on July 30, 2009 at 6:24 PM

I’m going to email Stringer to ask if she got fired or quit. She said nothing wrong, and they were personal comments in any case. They are opinions, and tamer than mine. Obama said similar in his PUBLIC CAPACITY, yet there were no overt calls for his firing.

JiangxiDad on July 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

She was told “jump or get pushed”.

Greed on July 30, 2009 at 6:24 PM

Kelly… now we know why there are no microphones. I think TOTUS is in the bushes though.

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

I think Sgt. Crowley was 100% right and Gates was 100% wrong, but that does not and will not change the fact that Blue Moon is a girl beer.

Proud Rino on July 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

I wonder if Biden solved Gates’s and Obama’s racist attitude.

Johan Klaus on July 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

After getting drunk off their arses, the three could then go watch some Thundercrack.

Upstater85 on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

. I think TOTUS is in the bushes though.

I think the entire script of Roxanne just ran through my head there.

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Biden explains his theory of Indians working at 7-11′s during the racial summit.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Like a frat boy at a keg party, the tingle Mathews feels down his leg will be because he peed down it.

Cicero43 on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Upstater @ 6:26pm… Thundercrack, Starring Michelle Obama?

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Dangnamnit!

freakin porkulo-nimbus

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

That is the master plan…fool you into believe in porkulo-nimbus bill actually gave you cupcakes, pain pills and beer…only to yank the rug out from under you for your lifestyle choices…

…and no hooka or hotdogs either!

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Yeah they aren’t sitting at that picnic table and Biden is there.

artchick on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Oh no! They had better not let Biden drink. That would be uglier than anything I can imagine … he’d probably end up trying to hit on Shrillary.

progressoverpeace on July 30, 2009 at 6:27 PM

They are either making water after chug’n a few or they are comparing noodles.

jbh45 on July 30, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Biden probably challenged Obama and Gates to a noodle contest.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:27 PM

Upstater @ 6:26pm… Thundercrack, Starring Michelle Obama?

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

The one and only.

Upstater85 on July 30, 2009 at 6:27 PM

Kelly… now we know why there are no microphones. I think TOTUS is in the bushes though.

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

transmitting
always transmitting

did you know Obama has totus stroke his hair to make him fall asleep

“Aw. Mister. President. Sleep. Well. Good. Night.”

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

hell, realized!

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Biden explains his theory of Indians working at 7-11’s during the racial summit.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

He’ll refer to them as “darkies.”

Upstater85 on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Petefrt @ 6:27pm.. LMAO!!!

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Wonder who at that table will get referred to by Biden as “clean and articulate?”

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Well, thank the Lord that Obama’s around to solve the racial problems.
Now if he can get certain folks to stop calling me a Jew b***h all will be forgiven. Ish.

mjk on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

hell, realized!

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

It’s all there in Revelation… ;p

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

This is one the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed a President do.
This cop is now just being used. He should have stayed away.
So bizarre that a President would waste so much of his so called valuable time on something like this.

JellyToast on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

JamesLee@ 6:28pm… Prolly the “other white” dude

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

“Mister. President. I. am. always. near.”

-TOTUS

blatantblue on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

Anybody embarrassed by this “stupid” stuff?

d1carter on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

He’ll refer to them as “darkies.”

Upstater85 on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

That’d be so awesome!

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

How about they play quarters?

artchick on July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM

We used to “color” the edges of quarters with pencil and then trick people into playing quarters with their noses. It left a black line and they would walk around the bars all night without a clue. Hilarious.

pullingmyhairout on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Biden explains his theory of Indians working at 7-11’s during the racial summit.

lorien1973 on July 30, 2009 at 6:26 PM

Heh. maybe he asked if Bobby Jindal was working at the 7/11 where they picked up the brewskis.

mjk on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Commentary I just heard: None of the beers in question are owned by Amercian companies, further proof that Obama is not a citizen!

JamesLee on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

That’d be so awesome!

ladyingray on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Eh… Obama knows he hasn’t and probably can’t “harness” the Indian vote… they’ll get ignored.

Upstater85 on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Blue Moon is a girl beer.

Proud Rino on July 30, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Had it once in a Fridays restaurant. Once was enough.

Greed on July 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM

This is one the most bizarre things I have ever witnessed a President do.
This cop is now just being used. He should have stayed away.
So bizarre that a President would waste so much of his so called valuable time on something like this.

JellyToast on July 30, 2009 at 6:29 PM

That’s what I can’t figure out. What the H*LL is he thinking? This is not a productive use of a President’s time….

mjk on July 30, 2009 at 6:31 PM

Petefrt @ 6:27pm.. LMAO!!!

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Yup, I can hear him now: C’mon fellas, lets put all our racial stereotypes to rest right now. Follow me for a minute into those bushes.

petefrt on July 30, 2009 at 6:31 PM

LOL

Did anyone catch Glenn Beck with the ‘beer summit’ skit?
Hilarious. Please post it!

bridgetown on July 30, 2009 at 6:31 PM

Ladyingray@v 6:29pm… Scary, huh? Just waiting for the head wound and recovery… then we will know.

Key West Reader on July 30, 2009 at 6:32 PM

No man drinks a beer with a piece of fruit in it. Sorry, Sgt. Crowley – I admire the way you’ve handled yourself throughout this whole thing but Blue Moon is unacceptable.

Proud Rino on July 30, 2009 at 6:32 PM

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