Video: Hey, did the Bible give us the name of the Antichrist?
posted at 9:45 pm on July 29, 2009 by Allahpundit
As a good little atheist, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess no — but don’t let that detract from the comic enjoyment of what you’re about to see. Believe it or not, this turd’s number six and climbing on YouTube’s “News & Politics” chart, which I guess means Birtherism is destined for a short shelf life as the most sensational conspiracy theory in modern politics.
Exit question: Does this mean the Rapture’s near? Because I haven’t even bought a gun yet.
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HA!!!!
FontanaConservative on July 29, 2009 at 9:47 PM
I don’t have 4 minutes. Who is it?
Emily M. on July 29, 2009 at 9:47 PM
People told me it was Bill Clinton… Hmmm…
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Dude!
But you won’t need to waste your money and buy a gun Allah… everyone knows those people that the Rapture takes have all of the good ones. Just go to their house and take what they Left Behind.
Helloooooo.
Abby Adams on July 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM
If you play Stairway To Heaven backwards you can hear the words “let me be clear” and “false choice”.
Mark1971 on July 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Mossberg 500
In the words of Dwight K. Shrute
Do it
Do it now
Now
Now
Do it
Do it now
blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Hmmmm….
I’d think Satan could muster better poll numbers than our Baraq is getting on his policies now.
I’m gonna have to say no to this.
12thMonkey on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Yeah, but it’s Heidi Pratt.
Siobhan on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Sounds about right…
katy on July 29, 2009 at 9:50 PM
ROTFLMAO!
elduende on July 29, 2009 at 9:50 PM
No, it didn’t. But it did say how the Antichrist would be seen in the eyes of everyone. He would be a world figure loved by every one, who would deceive the world as a piece-maker.
FontanaConservative on July 29, 2009 at 9:50 PM
NOOOOOOO no Satan, your socialized medicine burns. Burns!
haha.
DanStark on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, okay, whatever…do us a favor AP, if you
ain’t gonna’ practice don’t get a gun.
You could be dangerous someday.
Practicing is fun. And reloading keeps your mind sharp.
cozmo on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Excited?
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
Dude… You would just shoot yourself trying to figure out how to plug it into your iPhone… :P
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
I was thinking about buying a mossberg 500 too.
xax on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
I thought it was John F. Kennedy. The Birchers wouldn’t lie to me, would they?
Siobhan on July 29, 2009 at 9:51 PM
How ’bout a play-by-play for us in the boonies with dial up?
TXMomof3 on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM
pheww… We know it’s not Barry, then.
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Allah…..what have you become.
eaglesdontflock on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Does this mean that Barack really wasn’t born in Hawaii, but in hell?
DanStark on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Oh man and he ends with I report you decide. I call shenanigans.
I’ll never forget they said Reagan was the antichrist because “Ronald Wilson Reagan” all have 6 letters.
Dash on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Depends on who you ask… Buckley would probably say, “yes, they would.”
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
I am not buying until they do a whole show of what Nostradamus said.
Cindy Munford on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Was his mother really that horrible?
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
people thought ronald wilson reagan was the antichrist too. Each of his names has 6 letters, so it goes 6 6 6 …
Prov 23:23
Buy the truth and do not sell it, get wisdom, discipline and understanding.
Do not be easily swayed by the teachings of unwise men. There is truth available, and it will show the way. This video, does not reveal the truth.
ted c on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Does the antichrist have a birth certificate?
;-)
Lehosh on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Amazing. Simply amazing.
KingGold on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Dude… if you need a gun after Rapture, you can come to my place and pick up a few. I’m hoping not to have any use for them in the aftermath. :P
Red Cloud on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
You’d be wrong.
What have I been told all of my life – go with your gut?
I have not liked him since the first time I became aware of him, even blasting him at the job I once had so much so that our office in Chicago took notice.
He is not right for this nation, and he does hate Christians. He’s not one, nor is his family. Christians can’t lead the lives they have an call themselves Christians.
Religious people know this.
madmonkphotog on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
What a coinkydink. Obummer is gonna fall like satan
Guardian on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
The Precedent’s too stupid to be the anti-Christ. I think the “Hussein” is more of a giveaway as to his destructive intentions, though.
progressoverpeace on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Baraq “O”/”U” Bam-Aw.
amerpundit on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Hebrew Translations of descriptions of the Antichrist = Bar ack – O – Bamah, or something like that
cozmo on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
hehehe, Well one way we can tell he’s not the antichrist is because of his dropping poll numbers. Another way is he’s incompetent :)
FontanaConservative on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 PM
I told you all he was the Anti-Christ months ago.
Jeff from WI on July 29, 2009 at 9:55 PM
This actually works for me. No sarc tag, it really does. I’m off to spam it around to everyone I know.
califcon on July 29, 2009 at 9:55 PM
If I were AP, I’d push this to the bottom of the stack. We have issues to discuss.
ted c on July 29, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Awww!!!
blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Mayor Bloomberg isn’t going to let you have a gun.
Cindy Munford on July 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
The identity of the Anti-Christ is hidden in the song Revolution number 9 of the Beatles. When you play it backwards, and slow down the speed , you will hear ” Body Odor, Body Odor”
bayview on July 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Revelations already happened, Rapture happened in AD70. Obama is no Anti-Christ, just an idiot.
jp on July 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Give him a few months..we might all be convinced.
TXMomof3 on July 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Don’t bother. There’s no ammunition for them in the stores.
I think the Antichrist did it.
see-dubya on July 29, 2009 at 9:56 PM
I have.
Also is it true that his step sister born in Indonesia also has a Certificate of Live birth from Hawaii? Lord knows as a person with dual citizen ship I would make sure my kids have documentation for the USA.
400lb Gorilla on July 29, 2009 at 9:57 PM
In some historical interpretations, the Antichrist had a name, Nero, and died unable to overthrow the Church.
Techie on July 29, 2009 at 9:57 PM
…and Bush was NEVER accused of being the Anti-Christ, right???
Holy Christ you are desperate Allah. Never thought to use the ‘anti-Christ’ smear against the Dems though – did ya?
Only those crazy birthers who want this man who campaigned on ‘TRANSPARENCY’ to release the slew of records he has ordered sealed under Executive Order 13489 could possibly come up with such a CRAZY idea!
I mean – what knid of nut wants to verify the facts or ensure that our country is led by an eligible representative of the People?
We’re crazy! Whoooooooopwhoooooopwhoooooopwhooooop!
Mr Purple on July 29, 2009 at 9:57 PM
I don’t often actually laugh out loud when I read things on the internet, so congrats.
Abby Adams on July 29, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Pretty cool that his name has a meaning in hebrew. Maybe he’s one of those African jews.
JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM
I just hope I get Raptured Up Over or
Wherever before we find out who Anti-Christ is…
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM
In 1980, people were claiming that Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6 letters) Reagan(6 letters) = 666 was possibly the antichrist. How dare they compare this guy to Reagan!!!!
mpax on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Wouldn’t the Antichrist be able to fool people for more than six months? Obama’s line of patter seems to be fading a little early to be at the cosmic/apocalypse level.
Splunge on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 PM
I was curious about what you posted. Do you have a link to a book or an article on the subject that has convinced you to believe what you wrote? if so, would you post it?
Red State State of Mind on July 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Me2
FontanaConservative on July 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM
I’m sold…………
…….. Who else but Lucifer can lie without blinking an eye, and mesmerize the masses with his slick tongue?
And have you also noticed he seems to be everywhere, all the time………..?
……. Add the crowds chanting “Obama! Obama! Obama!” instead of “USA! USA! USA!”
And all this talk about controlling the health of millions aided by his friends …….
……… this stuff just writes itself,
time for more popcorn.
Seven Percent Solution on July 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM
AP
Perhaps you can invest in a nice Kimber Pro Carry II
or a nice lil Henry Repeating Arms Cowboy Lever Action .22
They’re from Brooklyn
blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Well…it does fit the timeline…isn’t the world ending in 2012? Oh hell are we in the first half of the Tibulation???
CCRWM on July 29, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Allah’s first firearms training:
*whack*
Get your finger off the trigger.
*whack*
Don’t point it at your cat!
*whack*
Get your finger off the trigger!
*whack*
Stop building houses out of bullets!
*whack*
Get your finger off the trigger!!
*whack*
…
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Aw, dammit. I thought he was aiming for a ‘the anti-christ is actually christ himself!’ angle.
..
Come to think of it, I suppose you could still argue that, couldn’t you?
rofl@’lightning from the heigths’ though.
Special bonus ARGH! @ ‘I report, you decide’ too
Reaps on July 29, 2009 at 10:01 PM
NOW you tell me?
DarkKnight3565 on July 29, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Turns out the antichrist was Burt Bacharach. See, if you take his last name and break it into pieces he predicts Iraq II thusly: Bach a rach. Back to Iraq. BackIraq.
I report, you barf.
alohapundit on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Lucifer wouldn’t need a friggin’ teleprompter.
Reaps on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
IF we all have to go through the tribulation, I hope this is only a test course… Not ready for it.
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
The guy who hasn’t released the birth certificate he mentions on page 26 of Dreams from My Father, although I honestly believe he is a natural-born citizen, is probably not the anti-Christ. Not that he won’t f*ck up the American system, but (probably) not the anti-Christ.
If Jesus said “I perceived Satan as Barack Obama,” but his followers misunderstood him to be saying ‘as lightning from heaven,’ it would leave Jesus’ sayings recorded incorrectly in the Bible. That would be a no-no. Dude spoke in allegories a lot, but don’t seem to recall him sneaking modern language names in and then being misrecorded as having said actual Hebrew words.
raybury on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
LOL — and this will be reported seriously by far too many wide eyed people who want to believe. to them I would say “so it must not matter too much if the economy craters and you don’t have a job… you are about to get whisked into the sky. As a matter of fact quit paying bills while you are at it!”
Bradky on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Here’s an Olde English expression:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GarandFan on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
But the anti-christ is suppossed to be extremely charismatic and influencial.
Obama can’t get bills passed with a Democratic cloture vote in the Senate.
But Michelle Obama….. that’s something to consider.
Hog Wild on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Yep.
It’s true.
Barack Obama’s poll numbers are falling like lightening from the sky.
Mcguyver on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Yeah, well the man who voted “present” on Iran, can’t be giving anyone that impression.
Esthier on July 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Nobody knows the future or the timing of it. Anyone who says they do is lying to you.
As for the gun, it won’t matter. And I didn’t think they let you New York intellectuals handle as much responsibility as it takes to own a firearm anyway. The second amendment doesn’t apply in New York city isn’t that right? Your conservative Mayor Rudy declared war on guns and sued American gun manufacturers over it if I recall.
ThackerAgency on July 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
No, she’s the Anti-Hot.
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
google: Post-Millenialism
there are 3 eschatologies on this, Post-Millenialism(old school), Amillenialism and Pre-Millennial/Dispensationalism. the last 100 yrs or so, Pre-Millenial views have become common in many churches, good news is they are well informed on current events in the middle east.
In AD 70, Jerusalem was destroyed(Rapture)…
jp on July 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Don’t waste your money I’m sure it won’t do any good. Unless you go hide out with Kirk Cameron. As far as the anti-Christ thing goes. It’s not one specific person. It’s people in general who are well, anti-Christ. You for instance AP, you are an anti-Christ. Don’t take that as though I’m elevating you though. :P
boomer on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Well, I don’t know, Lucifer DID flunk heaven, and we haven’t seen Obama’s birth certificate and all.
DanStark on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Eh, I’m a partial preterist. Nero is the most likely candidate from what I’ve read.
aikidoka on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 PM
You people are way off base.
I have, in my hands as we speak, a book titled ‘The Antichrist and a Cup of Tea’ by Tim Cohen.
Anyway, the Antichrist is, wait for it,….
Prince Charles.
Apparently, the title ‘Charles, Prince of Wales’ adds up to 666.
It’s always the person you least suspect!
Lanceman on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 PM
Weapon Suggestion:
An official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time
Careful though, you might shoot your eye out.
red winger on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 PM
nuts I tell you
liberal343 on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
***facepalm***
I have a family member that will be all into this.
I expect my email is going to get flooded soon.
After all the Maya calendar ends in 2012.
You live in NYC I did not know you were allowed to have guns.
F15Mech on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Nero took slaves and made human Torches out of them for Giggles while feeding others to Lions.
If Obama is the Anti-Christ, what was Nero?
jp on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Just because you get passed over during the Rapture is no reason to shoot yourself.
/
Guardian on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
WTF…LOL
Dritanian on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Hahaha
+100
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Barack Obama can’t be the Anti-Christ; he doesn’t have enough experience. But I’m pretty sure the Whore of Babylon is Michelle.
Kralizec on July 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM
What does that make his mother?
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Aw Allah, you never fail my expectations.
hmfearny on July 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Ya, Revolation was fullfilled with the destruction of Jeruselem. The rapture though? Where do you get that?
boomer on July 29, 2009 at 10:06 PM
The host of the video appears to be a rabid Putin fan, and appears to be arguing that all US Christians should move to Russia.
So.. make of that, and of this video, what you will.
Reaps on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
I will not believe this video unless Ripley’s does a show on it. : )
hawkman on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
So who wins in a battle of crazy, those that believe Obama was really born in Kenya or those that believe Obama is the Anti-Christ?
DanStark on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Meanwhile many US Christians are trying to send Russian Jews to Israel…
Upstater85 on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Oddly enough, Michelle (Michael) is from the Hebrew too, meaning like God.
So Michelle Obama would be something akin to “God like from the pulpit.”
I guess this can work two ways :)
JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Elaborating further, the interpretation that I was referencing is Nero was the Anti-Christ, the Great Persecution was the Tribulation, and when Constantine converted to Christianity and made it the official religion of Rome, well “The kingdom of this earth is become the kingdom or our Lord, and of his Christ”.
Your mileage may vary.
Techie on July 29, 2009 at 10:08 PM
I’d better go to bed my spelling skills are already asleep.
boomer on July 29, 2009 at 10:08 PM
just when you thought these right wing nuts couldn’t sink any lower…..
liberal343 on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Dan, you’re neglecting the possibility that he may be teh Kenyan anti-Christ.
Techie on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
This will really give HuffnBlow something to talk about. Arianna is probably writing her article right now.
yoda on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
The buzzer goes and that’s the game!
Dino64 on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
The scriptures the YouTuber was supposedly interpreting were talking about Satan, not the anti-Christ. So Satan is in his 40′s? Um, no.
My name is Michael. It supposedly means “He who is like the Lord.” I rest my case :-)
Ordinary1 on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
I remember being told that Ronald Wilson Reagan was the Anti-Christ b/c each of his names had six letters and that was the 666, the number of the beast. This one is a bit more sophisticated. Still screwy, just more sophisticated.
ktrush on July 29, 2009 at 10:09 PM
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