Video: America’s most famous Birther appears on Colbert for ritual mockery
posted at 4:50 pm on July 29, 2009 by Allahpundit
She’s only momentarily the most famous. I hate to be the one to break the news to HA’s Birther contingent, but as of this morning there’s a new member of the movement with a higher profile than hers. I look forward to his many, many, many “provocative” blog posts on the subject in the decades to come.
Honestly, of all the reasons to believe Obama was indeed born in Hawaii, this one strikes me as nearly bulletproof.
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Roy Cohn, ladies and gentlemen!! Roy Cohn!!
let’s give him a big hand!!
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:22 PM
I have no idea who that person is, honestly. I wonder if Colbert featured Sullivan during Trig-gate, since he surely deserves/d extreme mockery over that issue as well?
funky chicken on July 29, 2009 at 7:22 PM
It was hardly a mockery, rather some extremely dishonest arguing on your part. And about the deep end: craping all over your fellow conservatives, branding them as “cancer” etc because they think Marxist in charge hasn’t proved his eligibility for office is what truly constitutes going off a deep end. Holding some opinion, even if you think this opinion is really stupid, is nothing.
Alexey on July 29, 2009 at 7:23 PM
I don’t think he should have to, no. I’d like to see it. I just don’t think he needs to release it to anyone else since it was released to a number of public figures who stated for the record that it exists and confirms his eligibility.
So are you accusing me of being violently insane?
If the situation regarding the language turned into a constitutional crisis, it might very well require one.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 7:31 PM
If we were to do that, referring US v. Wong Kim Ark, IMHO the vast preponderance of the evidence falls in favor of Herr Obama.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Progressoverpeace, Jim Treacher, trace_9r, Ronnie, whatcat, runner, and some others; you are all on a fools errand as you are dealing with Sheeple.
Sheeple: People unable to think for themselves. Followers. Lemmings. Those with lirrle cognitive abilities of their own. An individual who forfeits his right to choose in favor of inclusion in group think and what is viewed as a popular or “elite” group. Allowing the influences of different forms of media and group members to hold great sway in the formation of attitudes, behavior and opinion.
Tav on July 29, 2009 at 7:36 PM
What part of both parents must be U.S. Citizens don’t you comprehend?
trace_9r on July 29, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Maybe. Doesn’t mean you leap right into an amendment before going through the courts.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM
You got it all backwards…
The REVERSE vampires, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the RAND Corporation, have strongarmed Lisa Lingle and the McCain campaign to hide the fact that Barack Obama was born on the downed flying saucer that crashed in Roswell NM in 1947.
We’re through the looking glass here people…
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM
What evidence is that, that children born of citizen parents (that is both parents are citizens) are themselves citizens ? Hardly applicable at all. IMHO, it does the opposite.
runner on July 29, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Ah but you see, my dear, you do not do mockery very well.
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 7:41 PM
If you aren’t demanding Obama’s long form birth certificate with a cherry on top, you’re a sheep.
Everyone got that?
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 7:43 PM
If you’re not saying we should ignore that part of the Constitution, what are you saying?
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 7:44 PM
LOL what?
Look. If you don’t even understand the issue, just go back to making wise cracks and ad hom attacks.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 7:44 PM
I got it loud and clear. He’s 100% right. You are too dumb to figure out what Natural Born means.
trace_9r on July 29, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Language worthy of the truest of Troothers.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Cafeteria Constitutionalists!
VekTor on July 29, 2009 at 7:46 PM
how did troothers get into this exchange ??
runner on July 29, 2009 at 7:47 PM
There’s the old you. Atta boy.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 7:47 PM
Is it your contention that Obama is a model of transparency, collectivist? And how is anything I’m saying akin to McCarthyism?
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 7:48 PM
I just got through telling you, my dear, that you do not do mockery very well. I was just trying to be helpful, but did you listen? No, you didn’t listen! Women!
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Hold the carrots and the broccoli. I’ll take the ice cream and donuts.
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 7:51 PM
You tell me.
Baa.
I’m male, by the way.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Fron Wong Kim Ark:
But by all means, Ronnie… why don’t you demonstrate your mastery of jurisprudence, and cite relevant US Code or SCOTUS decision that contradicts that.
I’ll bet you can’t.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:53 PM
I did. You didn’t seem to care for it. So what is your point about the natural-born citizen stipulation?
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Because man… it’s obvious… man… that Bush and his Saudi buddies used dynamite to bring down Tower 7 … man!!
But try explaining that to the sheeple… man!
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 7:56 PM
That is for a jury to decide! My advise is for you to bring all the evidence you have got even if you have to forge it. Better get a very good lawyer too.
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 7:56 PM
When did we get to England?
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Waiting….
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:01 PM
I wish to represent myself, and allow me to make my opening statement by dropping my drawers, here…
Funny, that.
So too, I guess, is the US Courts system:
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:01 PM
“Should Obama release his longform BC to media and public inspection? Yay or Nay?”
whatcat on July 29, 2009 at 7:21 PM
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Whether he “should have to” wasn’t the question. Read it again, If you are terrifified to answer, be assured I’ll understand.
Should Obama release his longform BC to media and public inspection? “Yes” or “No”, without the commentary, please.
Let’s look at what I actually stated in response to your claim re:weapons as being indicative of a person’s view of the Constitution:
“There’s a lot of people who feel the same way – some of them violently insane (e.g. the aforementioned Manson), including US jihadists. It is totally meaningless if offered as proof of any kind of “conservative” or “constitutional” creds or stance.”
Do you agree or disagree with that?
—
In respone to someone else you said:
Setting aside whatever your interpretation of what someone else said, I’d say it’s a fair to note (and a good bet) that most leftists will agree that Obama should not open his longform BC for public inspection/the courts while most Republican/Conservative/Libertarian/Moderate folks will say he should, that’s it’s just not a big deal to do so.
whatcat on July 29, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Keep waiting. It’s your straw man.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:04 PM
US Code or SCOTUS opinion ronnie.
I know you have trouble reading, so I’ll type this slowly… something that carries force of law.
Still waiting…
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:04 PM
You don’t do mockery very well either! It is rather a balancing act and you are clearly not very well balanced. I would strongly advise the owners of this establishment to check the ventilation around here otherwise they might get sued and we wouldn’t want that.
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 8:05 PM
So you’re not saying we should ignore it. And you don’t care to reveal what you are saying. Alrighty.
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 8:06 PM
That’s for him to decide, obviously. As I’ve stated, I’d like to see it, but I don’t think he needs to. Should he from a political standpoint? Possibly, as it would cap this situation and make the birthers look paranoid. However, at the same time some would claim he kowtowed to kooks. Should he? I don’t know.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Keep waiting. It’s your straw man.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Just for giggles, also from Wong Kim Ark:
once again, not directly on point, but clearer than anything the birther crowd has laid out as law.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:07 PM
No, I was saying that it was funny that you told me what I was saying. You know, you not being me and all.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:08 PM
You being you, what are you saying about the natural-born-citizen deal in the Constitution?
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Why?
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:10 PM
And yet another citation from Wong Kim Ark:
Boy, that Mr. Justice Gray and that Mr. Justice Swayne… they must have been in on the coverup also.
Just how deep does this thing go? Birther minds want to know…
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:11 PM
I blame Allahpundint for stirring up all of this nonsense.
This is straight out of his, “what sort of news story can I come up with that will piss off the most posters?” playbook.
Joe Pyne on July 29, 2009 at 8:12 PM
A gaggle of blind mice
A gaggle of blind mice
See how they run
See how they run!
They all ran after
The Birthers life
And Jim Treacher and his crew cut off their tails
With a carving knife
Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
As a gaggle of blind mice?
Cheshire Cat on July 29, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Baa.
So I can photoshop it.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Ah, yes. The Birther circus continues apace.
Now with more SULLIVAN!
Quite a motley crew the Birthers have been assembling of late.
Good Lt on July 29, 2009 at 8:17 PM
i think i’ll repeat this one, just for you, Ronnie…
From Wong Kim Ark:
And just how do you reply to Mr. Justice Swayne, counselor Ronnie?
Hmmmm?
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:17 PM
C’mon, you can tell us, don’t be sheepish. If I’ve misconstrued what you said, what did you really say? Unless you’re arguing solipsism.
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 8:17 PM
In your mind murder of 3000 people and a piece of paper is equivalent. You are a cretin.
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:18 PM
*are equivalent*
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:19 PM
It’s your straw man. Keep waiting.
Curious though. Do you suppose Wong Kim Ark had to show his original birth certificate?
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:19 PM
he will reply, that children born of citizen parents are themselves citizens
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Not at all… I just find the insistence that anyone who disagrees with either of their POV’s is automatically “sheeple”.
Funny the overlap, dontcha think?
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Allahpundit causes turmoil night and day just for show
Stuff and nonsense, don’t you know
They say he has enormous feet
And that he tends to overeat
I’ve heard he’s fussy with his food
And eats his breakfast while dreaming of Meagan Mac in the nude
PercyB on July 29, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Funny you should put it that way.
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Trouble reading the words of Mr. Justice Swayne, runner?
Mr. Justice Swayne said nothing about the parentage of children. He said that children born into the allegiance of the US are natural born citizens.
That seems pretty plain language to me.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Heh.
I don’t think we should ignore any part of the Constitution, including the natural-born clause for presidential eligibility. I think it should be changed, but not because of questions about Barack Obama. That was a position I held years ago when the question of Schwarzenegger running came up, though in retrospect I’m glad he hasn’t been given the chance.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:23 PM
I was at the time listening to a performance recorded in Alaska. I couldn’t resist.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Sigh… He does you know, and yes it is very creepy…. ;P
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 8:24 PM
To which the Birther reply is that Barack Obama’s mother, who was an American citizen, who gave birth to him in Hawaii, is not a natural born citizen.
And then “Read the Constitution.” And then “you people don’t care about the Constitution.”
And then “stop suppressing us.”
And then “we’ve produced evidence or something” with a link to a court case in 1856 they found at World Nut Daily that means nothing.
And the cycle continues.
Good Lt on July 29, 2009 at 8:24 PM
There, was that so tough? Good job.
Jim Treacher on July 29, 2009 at 8:25 PM
True dat!
His favorite subjects are Meaghan MacCain, Sarah Palin, Atheism, Ron Paul, and Obama’s Birth Certificate.
Joe Pyne on July 29, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Like AP, you characterize both sides of the debate as you see fit and then claim victory over yourself. It’s dishonest and pretty lame. I see no reason to argue out of one side of your mouth for you.
So, do you think Wong Kim Ark had to show a birth certificate or not?
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:27 PM
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Again, you went off into equivation, totally unable to simply answer “yes” or “no”. But as I said, I understand.
A person need not rant about sheeple, racists, conspiracies, other silly namecalling or whatever territory of useless bombastics, but – as I said – a person’s answer to that very basic, unloaded question does speak as to her-his core political stance.
whatcat on July 29, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Define born into the allegiance of…
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 8:27 PM
I answered “I don’t know”. Your reading comprehension sucks.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Can I get a cookie?
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:30 PM
No I don’t think so. But I could be wrong.
Now I’ve answered your question. please do me the same courtesy, or (far more likely) admit that you cannot.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:30 PM
You win a photoshop of a cookie plus the statements of a few of my friends who claim you already had a cookie.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:31 PM
WHAT THE CRAP???
I’m calling Lou Dobbs and Andrew Sullivan!
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:32 PM
Also from Wong Kim Ark:
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM
I answered your question. It’s a straw man. You’re assuming facts I haven’t conceded and you completely ignore other questions I have, so I have nothing to say about the argument you created for me. It’s in your head.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Oops, I forgot, another one of Allah’s favorite subjects is Polls!
Allah just loves to post polls, especially polls that show our side on the losing end.
“Michelle, Michelle, oh, lookie, another poll that indicates our side is losing! Should get at least 1400 posts out of that one, whadda think?”
Joe Pyne on July 29, 2009 at 8:34 PM
So a great White shark goes to a dentist complaining of a tooth ache, after eating seven of the dentists assistants and two of the dentists fingers the offending tooth is finally removed and the Shark says… Can I get a cookie for being such a good patient…. :P
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Kim v Ark didn’t decide natural born status. It was only discussed; Not ruled on. Perkins v. Elg explicitly said the Elg was natural born because both her parents were U.S. Citizens when she was born.
trace_9r on July 29, 2009 at 8:35 PM
lol
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Sorry… forgot this part:
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:36 PM
elgeneralisimo on July 29, 2009 at 8:36 PM
I’ll take that as “You’re sharp!” :P
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Is there anybody here who isn’t sure what to think about this issue?
It takes a lot of time to give facts and documentation, and I’ve lost my patience with everything else.
So if there are people who are still open to looking at the evidence we have I’ll put forth the effort. Otherwise, the name-calling is stupid and life is too short to waste it on that.
justincase on July 29, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Perkins v Elg did in fact rule that Elg was a “natural born citizen of the United States”, in spite of her parents renouncing their citizenship.
Nowhere I can find in the case, however, is there language saying that only children of citizens are natural born citizens. Likewise, I can find no language that overrules Mr. Justice Swayne’s claim that
Perhaps you can oint that language out to me?
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:41 PM
oint=point
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:42 PM
“Again, you went off into equivation, totally unable to simply answer “yes” or “no”. But as I said, I understand.
whatcat on July 29, 2009 at 8:27 PM”
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That wasn’t an option, MadCon. It’s sort of a “gut check” question, not a trick one. Try asking it yourself about the interwebs (simple & not loaded), if just out of curiousity.
I’d be extremely surprised if at leftie sites/blogs you didn’t get an overwhelming “no” and, conversely, at Republican-oriented sites a huge “yes”. I’d be surprised if independents/non-aligned folks didn’t generally tend toward “yes”.
You must drive the people at McDonalds crazy when they ask you “Do you want fries with that?”! j/k
Have a good night.
whatcat on July 29, 2009 at 8:42 PM
Whether he should or shouldn’t should be determined by something. Are you saying that by moral obligation, he should release it, in order to assuage the fears of his citizens? To that I would say, yes, he should.
Now, if you’re saying that he should simply because people on the internet want him to, I’d be inclined to say no. Much as I hate Obama, the minute that people on the internet think they can make the President sit up and bark, regardless of who he is, the Republic will fall.
Good lord, imagine what 4Chan alone could do.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:46 PM
I’ll take that as “I can’t respond to black letter law, so I’ll just babble incoherently.”
Mr Justice Grey and Mr. Justice Swayne have spoken, and you let the challenge lay at your feet.
Brave birther. Brave, brave birther.
/sarc
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Mr. Justice Swayne relied on the Constitution and relevant cases, i.e. Minor v. Happersett
from Minor vs. Happerset:
“It is sufficient for everything we have now to consider that all children born of citizen parents within the jurisdiction are themselves citizens.”
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:47 PM
I’d just like to see Obama’s service records — you know, where he was deployed, his awards…
unclesmrgol on July 29, 2009 at 8:53 PM
May as well. You’ve made up every other argument I’ve put forth.
Ronnie on July 29, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Minor vs. Happerset
At common-law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also.
Natural born.
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:54 PM
citizens
runner on July 29, 2009 at 8:54 PM
On the contrary, as long as people on the internet happen to be US Citizens demanding that the President of the United States follow in public, observation of the United States Constitution then yes he is fully obligated to.
The President of the United States is not and I repeat not above the US Constitution and the minuet he thinks that he is the Republic is in the process of falling, not the mere danger you suggest that making an elected official responsible to the US people or Constitution would.
doriangrey on July 29, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Why, do you mean the very same Minor v. Happerset in which the Court ruled:
So, in fact, in Minor, the court did not rule on children of aliens and foreigners. Thus, Mr. Justice Grey’s citation of Mr. Justice Swayne’s assertion of “natural-born” criteria reamains good law, imho.
Once again, can you point to SCOTUS opinion or US Code to contradict Mr. Justice Grey?
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 8:56 PM
All Taitz proved is that ColbIrt is still an idiot.
lilium on July 29, 2009 at 8:58 PM
There’s no guarantee that certain people on the internet are US citizens unless they wish to confirm that. I don’t know about you, but living in Madison, my anonymity is rather desirable.
MadisonConservative on July 29, 2009 at 8:59 PM
JohnGalt23, but the very quote you gave said that “some authorities” would say someone like Obama might be citizens (nothing about natural-born) but that there are doubts.
That doesn’t sound good for someone trying to claim that Obama is not just a citizen but a NATURAL-BORN citizen.
justincase on July 29, 2009 at 9:01 PM
you are not reading what you are posting. lets play it this way :
all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also
runner on July 29, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Your quote here explicitly defines natural-born. The class of citizens whose doubts are not solved regarding their status are children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents. As to this class there have been doubts, but never as to the first.
The first, being natural-born citizens. In other words, there is no doubt. The doubt is in regards to a child who it cannot be proven the citizenship of his parents. Exactly where we are right now with Obama and his COLB. If it were revealed on his long form that one of his parents were not a U.S. citizen when O was born, he would no longer be an ‘orphan’ case, which the court said it would not be necessary to solve.
But the natural born status and definition is spelled out perfectly, as a separate class (knowing the nationality of the parents) and different from a class of people born in the U.S. with no knowledge of both parents nationality.
trace_9r on July 29, 2009 at 9:07 PM
As I said in my original posts, the preponderance of the evidence is on Obama’s side. It is certainly not evidence that proves beyond a reasonable doubt. There is, in fact, doubt.
But there is plain language from a Federal Judge, cited by a SCOTUS justice indicating that Obama would pass the “natural-born” test. That Swayne’s words are dicta is the only reason for any doubt. Had Wong Kim Ark been running for POTUS, there would in fact be no doubt.
I have argued that some entity of our Federal govt. (my preference would be Congress, but I suppose a SCOTUS ruling would suffice) should clearly define “natural born”. But absent that clear definition, and considering Congress and the EC has in fact confirmed Obama as POTUS, knowing his history and the relevant case law, pursuing this line of activity is, IMHO, pointless and politically unsound.
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 9:10 PM
And that is a quote of what exactly?
JohnGalt23 on July 29, 2009 at 9:11 PM
You need to start reading your own posts. It is from Minor vs. Happerset that you yourself cited.
All right , your honest opinion noted.
runner on July 29, 2009 at 9:19 PM
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