The War On Whatever

posted at 9:28 am on July 29, 2009 by Doctor Zero

Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the United States. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 631,636 Americans died from it last year. Taking more steps to prevent the onset of heart disease, and developing more effective treatments, would save many lives. Therefore, I propose that every single adult in the United States dedicate themselves full-time to battling this deadly scourge. Some of this huge surge in manpower could be assigned to police the behavior of their fellow Americans, to ensure they never do anything that would increase their risk of heart disease.

Are there any objections to this bold and compassionate initiative? Well, you might say it’s unfair and inhumane to ignore all the other diseases people suffer from, in a single-minded push to wipe out heart disease. Would it help if I said we’ll move on to the next most common cause of death – cancer – after we eliminate heart disease? Cerebrovascular and lower respiratory diseases will be next up after we’ve cured cancer. Is it too much to ask for people dying of other diseases to hang tough while we devote 100% of our effort to helping the greater number of people suffering from heart disease? Well… yes, that is a bit too much to ask, isn’t it?

Another flaw in my War On Heart Disease proposal is the diminishing returns we would realize, from devoting our entire working population to the task. There are only so many laboratories, and not everyone can master the skills needed to provide useful assistance to our leading heart surgeons. It’s very inefficient to take master mechanics, computer programmers, or pastry chefs and turn them into mediocre lab assistants in cardiac research facilities. What sort of cold, gray world would we live in, if every single one of us worked at the same job, every single day?

You may have already skipped ahead to a related problem with my proposal: forcing everyone to work directly on the heart-disease problem would actually hinder useful research, for such research depends on contributions from many industries. The people working on cardiac research need computers, and high-quality laboratory equipment, which cannot be built by doctors who have dedicated their lives to studying medicine. They need buildings to work in, electricity to run their equipment, and food to eat. The advanced state of medicine, as with all other industries in our high-tech world, flows from specialization and diversification. Our economic and technological strength depends upon people developing many different skills, and exchanging their goods and services with each other. We have advanced far beyond the point where a doctor can be expected to blow the glass tubes for his own laboratory, or assemble and program his own computer systems.

Even if we modified our strategy for the War On Heart Disease a bit, and simply required 100% of our Gross National Product to be devoted to fighting heart disease, we would still produce inefficiencies that would hinder our quest for superior treatments – to say nothing of reducing everyone’s quality of life, particularly those who suffer from other medical conditions. The same principle applies on an individual basis, because a myopic focus on devoting every aspect of your life to reducing the risk of heart disease could make you vulnerable to other conditions, as well as draining all the joy out of living.

It might also have occurred to you, while reading my original proposal, that forming up a massive volunteer Heart Cop Corps, to police everyone’s behavior and force them to minimize their risk of heart disease, would be a ridiculously totalitarian approach. Even less draconian means of persuading everyone to engage in healthy behavior would become offensive to liberty if taken far enough. How much tax money should the government be able to extract from us, to fund a heart disease education program? How many public-service announcements should they be allowed to force TV and radio stations to run?

These objections to a total “war” on heart disease illustrate an important point about health care and economics. The economy is a means of allocating resources, and no amount of noble intentions can change the fact that health care exists within the framework of the economy. We can allow the economy to be shaped by the needs and desires of free people, or we can allow the political class to dictate where our resources will be invested. Government control is disastrous, because political considerations always trump efficiency and respect for individual rights. Command economies are not merely inept at allocating resources – they are inherently unable to correctly appraise the resources available to them. as you can see from the current avalanche of lunatic deficit spending.

The more complex an economy becomes, the less effectively it can be commanded by political forces. The medical industry is, all by itself, a fantastically complex economy, in which advanced resources must be assigned wisely to produce the greatest benefit for all patients. Politics have already done horrendous damage to this system: distorting the way consumers interact with providers, lumping routine and critical care together under the umbrella of “insurance,” and allowing politically powerful trial lawyers to impose exaggerated malpractice costs on health care providers. We should be discussing ways to decrease political control of health care, not radically increase it. In a government-controlled health care system, pressure from organized lobbies will over-ride medical science and economic considerations, to the detriment of everyone. Groups that currently work to secure private donations for treatment and research will have no choice but to become government lobbying organizations instead. The victims of medical conditions that don’t enjoy effective lobbying organizations will find themselves on the wrong side of health care rationing. Every disease will become AIDS.

Health care is inextricably bound up in the same massive economy as all of our other needs. It’s dangerous to pretend the intrinsic nobility of medicine makes it immune to economic forces, as the result of such willful blindness will be reduced quality and availability of care… which will lead to more suffering and death. Freedom produces the wealth and technology to most effectively address all of our needs. Command economies produce an endless series of “crises” that can only be fought through total “wars,” because the crisis and warfare mindset is the only way politicians can motivate the population to support their agendas. Everyone who isn’t enlisted in the War On Whatever ends up as collateral damage.

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Well, I don’t want HIM. For ANYTHING.

Spiritk9 on July 29, 2009 at 9:29 AM

Kenya can have him.

alliebobbitt on July 29, 2009 at 9:31 AM

how about WAR against this administration’s rush to socialism?

gatorboy on July 29, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Broccoli causes cancer
Eating eggs kills baby chickens
Drinking water starves plants
Breathing air is selfish

Ugly on July 29, 2009 at 9:33 AM

Well done. And my daily duties in THE WAR ON OBAMA negatively affect the other things I try to accomplish each day. And it may even be affecting my health–certainly he raised my anxiety level and blood pressure. Has anyone done a study on whether Obama himself is a cause of ill health?

JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

This is exactly correct.

If a valued, swing voting bloc suffers from a particular and identifiable malady – presto! Guess where our research dollars and emphasis will go.

Meanwhile, less powerful demographics will get dollars taken away from their maladies.

Health care should not be allocated along political lines which is why the feds should not be in control.

NoDonkey on July 29, 2009 at 9:42 AM

Obama: This can’t be happening to me, I am Barack Hussein Obama!

Mr. Joe on July 29, 2009 at 9:43 AM

I might add that the war on heart disease depends on medical research in other areas of the body as well.

Serendipity plays a major role in many medical advances.

MarkTheGreat on July 29, 2009 at 9:46 AM

Joe the Plumber has fixed the tiolet and it is now flushing.
good job Joe, some of us still credit you for getting the truth out of this monkey early in the game.

bluegrass on July 29, 2009 at 9:47 AM

And the War on Whatever will have funds directed solely to those districts that voted Obama into office. Keep it in the family, doncha know?

NJ Red on July 29, 2009 at 9:48 AM

Would it help if I said we’ll move on to the next most common cause of death – cancer – after we eliminate heart disease? Cerebrovascular and lower respiratory diseases will be next up after we’ve cured cancer.

Don’t tell Obama but you could drastically reduce heart disease, cancer and repiratory diseases by banning smoking. I’m guessing that the liberals will ban smoking in the future.

aengus on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Has anyone done a study on whether Obama himself is a cause of ill health?

JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Isn’t a daily dose of Hot Air a powerful remedy to such “ill health”?

Rovin on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 AM

Drinking water starves plants
Breathing air is selfish

Ugly on July 29, 2009 at 9:33 AM

I try to hold my breath for a total of 20 minutes each day.

Also

This is how I shower:

I put water in a small cup. I insert a small amount of organic soap that has been made from kitchen grease (the delis love to get rid of it! reuse!!!).

I take a toothbrush with this concoction, and i scrub myself all over. Then I take a smaller cup filled with just water and ONE, ONE napkin, and I wipe it all off. Mmm! I’m so clean afterwards.

I have trained myself to read in the dark, so I can leave all of my lights off.

Do you want to know how I save gas? No? I’m going to tell you anyway.

At a long stop light, I put my car into neutral, and I get out and ask the person behind me to push my car forward when the light turns green. Usually only people who drive subarus help me, because most subaru drivers are like me — concerned about the planet!

So that helps me save gas — no accelerrrrration!

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 AM

JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

I know he’s had a negative impact on my health, business, bank account, outlook, etc.. etc.

HoustonRight on July 29, 2009 at 9:52 AM

Oh, and this is how I cook my chicken

I have a black slab of concrete, and on a hot day I leave it outside with the chicken and it cooks after 5 hours.

I love saving the planet

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 9:53 AM

You think you’re joking.

New Report: Study shows increase in incentives to keep employees healthy, from average of $204 in 2008 to $329 in 2009

Employers see well-designed worksite health and wellness programs as strong value in down economy

Study shows increase in incentives to keep employees healthy, from average of $204 in 2008 to $329 in 2009

Obesity Costs US Health System $147 Billion: Study

By Julie Steenhuysen

CHICAGO (Reuters) – Obesity-related diseases account for nearly 10 percent of all medical spending in the United States or an estimated $147 billion a year, U.S. researchers said Monday.

They said obese people spend 40 percent more — or $1,429 more per year — in healthcare costs than people of normal weight.

“It is critical that we take effective steps to contain and reduce the enormous burden of obesity on our nation,” Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told a news conference at a CDC obesity meeting where the study was presented.

“Reversing obesity is not going to be done successfully with individual effort,” Frieden said. “It will be done successfully as a society.”

The CDC outlined 24 new recommendations on how communities can combat obesity in their neighborhoods and schools by encouraging healthier eating and more exercise.

Democratic Senator Tom Harkin, a member of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions committee and chairman of the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Foresty, said the report underscores why prevention and wellness efforts must be part of any plan to reform the U.S. health system.

“Report after report shows that if we fail to take meaningful steps now on prevention of chronic disease like obesity, healthcare costs will continue to spiral out of control,” Harkin said in a statement.

(Editing by Maggie Fox and Bill Trott)

© Thomson Reuters 2009 All rights reserved

Akzed on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 AM

Rovin on July 29, 2009 at 9:49 AM

HA keeps the conditions manageable.

HoustonRight on July 29, 2009 at 9:54 AM

I perceive that any opposition to your total war would necessarily be viewed as heartless.

Joan of Argghh on July 29, 2009 at 9:57 AM

The biggest cause of death on this planet is life. Deal with it.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 AM

In a free society, with a free market, priorities naturally occur and are supplied with resources, manpower and time. Problems are solved by people who are skilled, dedicated and can reap the rewards of their efforts. If the government interferes in the natural processes, the system breaks down and advancement through innovation and unfettered research ceases. How many times do we have to poison the well to know we shouldn’t drink there?

SKYFOX on July 29, 2009 at 9:59 AM

The biggest cause of death on this planet is life. Deal with it.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009

I can’t remember the comic who said “Life is a pre-cancerous condition”.

SKYFOX on July 29, 2009 at 10:00 AM

Has anyone done a study on whether Obama himself is a cause of ill health?

JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

He certainly makes me sick.

AZCoyote on July 29, 2009 at 10:01 AM

The biggest cause of death on this planet is life. Deal with it.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 9:58 AM

Why should we even make people healthier?

So they can continue breathing poisonous CO2 into the atmosphere?

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 AM

I believe there is a more deadly killer in the U.S. It’s called abortion and it’s got the Obama seal of approval.

Jeff from WI on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 AM

I’ll take up the cause, but only if I get to wear a snazzy ribbon. I’ll need a magnetic one for my car also.

geckomon on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Unfortunately, as you note at the end of the article with AIDS, strident activism does pay, at least often enough to make it worthwhile. Not just in health care issues, but indeed in just about every facet of society, our nation is increasingly turning into competing camps of rusty wheels to see who can squeak the loudest and get a few drops of grease from the government. The political class, meanwhile, interpret themselves as akin to the classic Greek Gods, weighing each group’s offerings to see which one merits their attention and blessings on any given day.

jwolf on July 29, 2009 at 10:04 AM

Democratic Platform:

“Ye shall not surely die… you will be like God…” – Satan in the garden.

mankai on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM

The War on Whatev-errrrrrr!

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM

The War On Whatever

Sure Barry…
WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

byteshredder on July 29, 2009 at 10:06 AM

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:02 AM

I guess my point is – make yourself as healthy as life permits – because fate or genetics will get you in the end. I just seriously object to interfering busybodies telling me how i should go about it.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 AM

Let’s fight this war on liberalism by all registering as Democrats. That way they won’t know how to gerrymander after the 2010 census.

Socmodfiscon on July 29, 2009 at 10:08 AM

The extreme socialist makeover of our economy is well under way. First they seized banks and car companies, and Crxp-and-tax isn’t about the environment. It is about seizing control of the energy market. A doctor’s office is a small business. With Obamacare, the gov’t will tell a Dr. what services he can provide at what cost; the government is essentially seizing the small businesses of millions of hardworking Americans.

How long before they come for my business? How long before thay are calling me a ‘traitor’ or a ‘fat cat’ and sending ACORN mobs to my house?

bitsy on July 29, 2009 at 10:10 AM

“I do not agree with the view that to be moral, the motive of one’s action has to be benefiting others. People like me want to satisfy our hearts to the full, and in doing so we automatically have the most valuable moral codes.”

Mao Zedong

A fair summary of the current ‘leadership’ coming out of DC.

CPT. Charles on July 29, 2009 at 10:10 AM

The War on Whatev-errrrrrr!

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM

+errr!

bitsy on July 29, 2009 at 10:11 AM

“Had I known I was going to live this long I’d have taken better care of myself.”

Akzed on July 29, 2009 at 10:12 AM

I guess my point is – make yourself as healthy as life permits – because fate or genetics will get you in the end. I just seriously object to interfering busybodies telling me how i should go about it.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:07 AM

no doubt
im all about people getting healthy, but i don’t want us doing it at the behest of bureaucracy

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:12 AM

By the time Obama gets finished with our economy, health care may be the only jobs left.

Johan Klaus on July 29, 2009 at 10:12 AM

After everyone joins the War on Heart Disease, no one will needlessly be chopping off feet or extracting tonsils.
Looks like a “win win”./

jbinnout on July 29, 2009 at 10:13 AM

Obama: This can’t be happening to me, I am Barack Hussein Obama!

Mr. Joe on July 29, 2009 at 9:43 AM

And I am the President!

KendraWilder on July 29, 2009 at 10:20 AM

Heart disease is the leading cause of death in the United States. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 631,636 Americans died from it last year.

Let’s turn a negative into a positive here- Obama style.

Heart disease is largely caused by bad lifestyle choices. Therefore, since bad behaviors must be regulated by the government, what if we were add a federal surcharge to the estates of those who die from heart disease. It would have to be a significant amount to deter the bad behavior say $5,000. States and local municipalities would be encouraged to pile on with heart attack taxes of their own as well. We might even consider charging some lesser fee, say $2500, for heart attacks not resulting in death.

With the preponderance of obese Americans we well could make healthcare deficit neutral!

highhopes on July 29, 2009 at 10:21 AM

And I am the President!

KendraWilder on July 29, 2009 at 10:20 AM

And I won.

highhopes on July 29, 2009 at 10:22 AM

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:12 AM

You’re kinder than I am. Your “bureaucracy” is my “interfering busybodies”, but you’ll get there – I am several decades ahead of you.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Whatever it is, I hope he fails.

Brat4life on July 29, 2009 at 10:24 AM

And I am the President!

KendraWilder on July 29, 2009 at 10:20 AM

If only you actually were and he was not.

(hope youre feeling okay)

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:24 AM

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:23 AM

heh
all i need to do is get started on the state workers at my school and ill be less kinder than you are.

blatantblue on July 29, 2009 at 10:25 AM

We might even consider charging some lesser fee, say $2500, for heart attacks not resulting in death.

highhopes on July 29, 2009 at 10:21 AM

No, no, it has to be much more! After all, they get to drain the economy at least once more.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:26 AM

Looking at the photo, President Obama is loosing the battle of premature graying and everything else physical or philosophical he is trying to shove down our collective throat is done prematurely.

MSGTAS on July 29, 2009 at 10:29 AM

In response to trying to categorize diseases and their impact, I once heard a joke whose tag line was “won’t you feel foolish when you die of nothing…” Just a reminder that you can do everything right and still have the same outcome as that obese, beer-swilling, cigarette smoking guy who rides his motorcycle sans helmet.

texabama on July 29, 2009 at 10:30 AM

Looking at the photo, President Obama is loosing the battle of premature graying and everything else physical or philosophical he is trying to shove down our collective throat is done prematurely.

MSGTAS on July 29, 2009 at 10:29 AM

I can’t figure out why he’s graying prematurely. It’s not as if the filthy liar actually works in a tense job. He staffs out the assignments and flits around the world on the taxpayer’s dime.

highhopes on July 29, 2009 at 10:33 AM

No, no, it has to be much more! After all, they get to drain the economy at least once more.

OldEnglish on July 29, 2009 at 10:26 AM

If the filthy liar ever leaves office, watch out. I can only imagine the looting and damage that he will do on his way out the door.

highhopes on July 29, 2009 at 10:34 AM

The man is disgusting.

rplat on July 29, 2009 at 10:47 AM

If health care reform were such a wonderful idea, why is The Jug-eared One in the position of having to travel the countryside peddling his proposals as if they were a box of Sham-Wows or a bottle of Uncle Barry’s Simply Marvelous Curative Elixir & Wart Remover?

I am sick growing weary of the Barack Obama Traveling Light(worker) Show.

hillbillyjim on July 29, 2009 at 11:03 AM

OT .. The ObamaFile blog has ended suddenly today.

I wonder if the blogger got a visit from the Chicago mafia.

Maybe AP or Ed could find out what happened????

http://www.theobamafile.com/ObamaLatest.htm

txdoc on July 29, 2009 at 11:09 AM

I HAVE AN EVEN GREATER IDEA!

Let’s have A WAR ON POVERTY! If everyone works on this, we should be able to knock it out in just a couple of years!

GarandFan on July 29, 2009 at 11:40 AM

Well said, Doctor Zero.

PersonalLiberty on July 29, 2009 at 2:05 PM

But you all are forgetting about the great medical and other technological advances that came out of Socialist states such as the USSR and Red China, like…um…er…oh never mind.

(and don’t forget that the Soviet space program existed because of the German scientists they captured and like with the atom bomb the secrets they were able to steal from the U.S.)

Dr. ZhivBlago on July 29, 2009 at 3:04 PM

Hey Dr. Zero?

If you are a Palin fan, consider offering your services to the Cuda Movement at C4P.

However, I’m not telling you to leave HA. I could get banned for that.

Sapwolf on July 29, 2009 at 4:03 PM

Well done. And my daily duties in THE WAR ON OBAMA negatively affect the other things I try to accomplish each day. And it may even be affecting my health–certainly he raised my anxiety level and blood pressure. Has anyone done a study on whether Obama himself is a cause of ill health?

JiangxiDad on July 29, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Perhaps a study can be done. I have a Blood pressure cuff, and good blood pressure. I will stay away from the news, all Obama, all the time. I will monitor it all day, then come home and watch the news. I will be willing to bet it will jump to un-healthy levels. Try this at home!

I would be willing to bet that Obama is bad for your health. If my instincts are correct, we can tax Obama like a soda, or cigarettes, or video games, or Botox.

M-14 2go on July 29, 2009 at 8:14 PM