Comments on: Hamas: Israel’s dropping aphrodisiac gum on us

By: eaglewingz08

eaglewingz08 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:44:39 +0000

And let us not forget those perfidious Mossad Agents in Africa, who when they shake hands with muslim men caused their genitalia to disappear entirely.

By: Hilts

Hilts — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:13:03 +0000

I find it hard to believe that Israel wants to encourage Palestinian breeding.

By: OldEnglish

OldEnglish — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:39:05 +0000

Isn’t genetics a wonderful thing.

By: Shock the Monkey

Shock the Monkey — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 03:29:36 +0000

I read somewhere that respect is the most powerful aphrodisiac (seriously). Certainly the Israelis were not dropping packs of gum and drops filled with respect.

By: logis

logis — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:47:17 +0000

Fast-forward to 2009 and we’ve got Hamas basically accusing them of trying to … boost the Palestinian birth rate.

Are you kidding? This is beyond mere evil; it’s diabolical.

I mean, think about it: what’s the worst threat to the Palestinian people?

What ethnic group has done the most damage to the Palestine cause?

And now, thanks to this Israeli master stroke, there are going to be even MORE of them!

It’s the one thing that Palestine can never survive.

By: NoDonkey

NoDonkey — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:15:32 +0000

These people are so lazy and delusional they would fit right in with our home grown Democrats.

By: batterup

batterup — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:10:38 +0000

So that's what This gum was really about.

By: OxyCon

OxyCon — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:51:16 +0000

I’m glad that HAMAS hasn’t foiled our plot to turn Gaza into Israeli territory with our top secret Jewing Gum. Chew just one piece and you are instantly transformed into a Jew.

By: oldleprechaun

oldleprechaun — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:11:22 +0000

Yeah…I will take the double mint gum to …

(What ever happened to the “Double-Mint” twins?)

Is this just someone telling the Pali’s to go bleep themselves?

By: MadisonConservative

MadisonConservative — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:46:05 +0000

I’D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

By: ThePrez

ThePrez — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:30:34 +0000

A Palestinian youth was seen blowing bubbles. He was so happy, it had been years since Bubbles was back in town and they were glad to see each other.

By: ThePrez

ThePrez — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:24:47 +0000

Does this mean the Palestinian genocide is over?

By: redfoxbluestate

redfoxbluestate — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:14:48 +0000

Sure – just what the Israeli’s want: more Palestinian women to have welfare babies on the international dole. Their high birth rate basically means the international community, including the US, is unwittingly financing a terrorism nursery.

By: Blake

Blake — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:54:05 +0000

The population in Gaza has doubled in 10 years. So much for the argument that the Israelis were committing genocide.

By: mjk

mjk — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:53:55 +0000

I’ve always said that there’d be less terrorists if the Palestinians learned how to have a real good, er, lay. So have at it, Israel.

By: wildcat84

wildcat84 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:49:34 +0000

This is just insane to allege.

If anything, Israel should bomb them with stuff that kills fertility, since one of the problems is the fact that the Palis (and other muslims) breed like roaches.

By: Steve Z

Steve Z — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:41:57 +0000

So, what flavor is it?

Rollie on July 14, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Maybe it is pre-inserted into a woman’s vagina, to give the men a foretaste.

By: Steve Z

Steve Z — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:39:35 +0000

Who the hell is Barack Obama to lecture them about self-reflection?
JohnInCA on July 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM

Barack Obama probably reflects on himself in the mirror very frequently, and falls in love every time. He has more trouble reflecting on other subjects.

By: Rollie

Rollie — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:35:44 +0000

So, what flavor is it?

By: Steve Z

Steve Z — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:35:15 +0000

Gum-chewing Pals: Hey, this is great, no need to blow myself up for 72 virgins! Let’s make whoopee!

Hey, Bibi (Netanyahu), got any gum left over for my wife?

By: Key West Reader

Key West Reader — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:32:43 +0000

“You people need to self-reflect and then come to a consensus about speaking truth to power and building the foundations for a better society.

That’ll be $1,000 please…and no checks”

Bishop on July 14, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Oh, man… This is the best analogy ever for Oblah-blah… Can you imagine how many pairs of Blahniks Michelle owns because of the great Oraface?

Stunning!

/wonder if the Great Oraface can compete with the Great Pumpkin. Their heads are the same size and shape.

By: Dr Evil

Dr Evil — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:30:25 +0000

Huh Iranian Paranoia has reached the Gaza Strip…..things must be really bad back in Iran.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:28:48 +0000

Who the hell is Barack Obama to lecture them about self-reflection?
JohnInCA on July 14, 2009 at 6:09 PM

First term in the Community Organizer Dictionary.

“You people need to self-reflect and then come to a consensus about speaking truth to power and building the foundations for a better society.

That’ll be $1,000 please…and no checks”

By: Bishop

Bishop — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:25:06 +0000

The Israelis figure it will be a lot harder for the Palis to crawl through tunnels to smuggle weapons if they have boners.
Cicero43 on July 14, 2009 at 6:13 PM

And that’s just the women.

Have you seen Palestinian females? Arf arf.

By: thomasaur

thomasaur — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:24:59 +0000

Jewing gum ?

William Amos on July 14, 2009 at 6:13 PM

Jewzy Fruit Jewing Gum