Tragedy at the White House: TOTUS destroyed; Update: Video added
posted at 6:18 pm on July 13, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Tapper saw it happen live and somehow pulled himself together to file a report. Tragic mishap? Or further harrowing evidence of The One’s penchant for playing hardball with his enemies, especially those who have betrayed him time and again?
There are no accidents in Chicago, my friends.
Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.
“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”
He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”
For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech.
Shards of glass remained near the president’s feet for the duration of his speech.
Graphic photos of the remains are already on the wires. Exit question: Who’s going to take the fall for this? If only there were a simpleton in The One’s inner circle, one sufficiently childlike as not to resist being made a scapegoat, perhaps with a history of antipathy to TOTUS and who heyyyyyyyyy!
Update: Here, for posterity — the TOTUS Zapruder film.
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Where was Joe when this happened maybe he could of come to the rescue. Or did Joe have his hand in this mishap.
Brat4life on July 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM
I recommend a moment of silence for the little guy.
perroviejo on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM
To bad they knew enough to have the backup.
I would have loved to see the Won try to finish his speech without the TOTUS.
MarkTheGreat on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM
lololol! ap you kill me.
but will biden even notice that’s he’s been thrown overboard?
DrW on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM
TOTUS is under the bus?
hanoverfist on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Sounds like a Rahm Emanuel thing…a warning to the other TOTUS, perhaps?
coldwarrior on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
R.I.P. TOTUS
cmsinaz on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
BWAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!! ZOMG!! BWAAAAHAAA!!
TOTUS1 FELL TO PIECES!!!
What was he saying when it happened?!
ginaswo on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Where’s the white chalk outline of TOTUS in that pic? Outrage.
And this is the AP post I like. Welcome back from vacation.
conservative pilgrim on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Was it “suicide”?
What did TOTUS know, that POTUS didn’t want us to know?
exhelodrvr on July 13, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Michelle must have done this as payback for Obama’s booty check.
jencab on July 13, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Actually it was meant to happen as a visual metaphor for the U.S. economy under Ogabe.
Bishop on July 13, 2009 at 6:22 PM
TOTUS has been overused and it came crashing down.
jencab on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
He’s been speaking.http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/
the_nile on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
They killed TOTUS! But does TOTUS know yet?
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
you would think he would have for his little friend…
cmsinaz on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
he was a good little soldier – he always did everything he was told to do, but alas, he has passed on from this world – Godspeed little guy Godspeed…..NEXT!!!!!
Ris4victory on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Did the Secret Service dive on top of the President to protect him from the flying shards?
exhelodrvr on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
My guess is that it couldn’t handle the bullsh*t anymore an commited sepuku.
Vic on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
First TOTUS assassination?
Robert_Paulson on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
“Thats not the TOTUS that I new.”
hanoverfist on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
So all you conservatives who say that Obama is too inexperienced to handle a crisis are wrong!
He finished the speech with just one teleprompter!
That is as brave as flying a plane with one broken engine!
This really shows that Obama can pull through when the chips are down.
/sarc
Thresher on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Look for Shuster and Olbermann to blame Sarah Palin for causing this.
perroviejo on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Did he keep turning his head from side to side out of habit, or did his neck stiffen up from keeping it turned to one side?
If nothing else, at least the mishap caused him to go right for once.
landshark on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
I bet Obama’s neck is going to have a crick in it tonight from having have his head turned one way for the rest of the speech.
Poor O….
portlandon on July 13, 2009 at 6:25 PM
ohhhhh noooooo not TOUS!!!!!!!!!
how will Barry continue…..
alexraye on July 13, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Wow, you know it’s bad when an inanimate object can’t stand the lies….It did the honorable thing and fell on it’s own sword…
RIP….
BigWyo on July 13, 2009 at 6:25 PM
President Obama: (looks left) Today we have an opportunity to lead the world in (looks right) uh, er, um, ahhhhhhhhhhh, (looks left) regardless of the naysayers. There are those who (looks right) uh, er, um, ahhhhhhhhhhh,…….
Patrick S on July 13, 2009 at 6:25 PM
At the heart of TOTUS is a mere computer.
Computers only know two commands. On and Off. This is where binary code comes from. 1s and 0s.
Obama talking out of both sides of his mouth eventually overloaded the circuits, then this happened.
Joe Caps on July 13, 2009 at 6:26 PM
I agree. Next time, they need to take out both teleprompters and see how well the best speaker EVAAAAA!!!1111eleventy!!!! does.
mjk on July 13, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Huh…so that’s what it takes to make him shift to the right.
James on July 13, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Prompterbama strikes again!
150 days in and we have already had 3 or 4 mishaps with TOTUS. How many employees work with TOTUS? Nova on PBS should do a half hour on the TOTUS staff and how the entire department works for Prompterbama!
Atlanta Media Guy on July 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Now the bookies are going to be p***** for totus 2 not also taking a dive so they could cover the overs and unders on the speech being a clunker.
chemman on July 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM
An omen.
BrideOfRove on July 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM
We need a TOTUS Czar.
Joe Caps on July 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM
If you look at the way the body is positioned, you’ll instantly realize that this was no accident. The shatter pattern on the floor is the classic pattern for a pre-floor impact. It’s this professional’s opinion that the floor did not break the fall.
Weight of Glory on July 13, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Every time he looked to the left, he said “uh.”
Coincidence? I think not.
OhEssYouCowboys on July 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Joe Biden was briefly detained in case he needed to be sworn in.
pfamis on July 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Are the White House flags flying at half-staff yet?
Hollowpoint on July 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Snicker.
BetseyRoss on July 13, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Obama lied. TOTUS died.
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Fixed for fall guy angle.
James on July 13, 2009 at 6:31 PM
So who runs the country now?
Apologetic California on July 13, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Biden – “I am in control.”
OhEssYouCowboys on July 13, 2009 at 6:32 PM
Word is it committed suicide.
No comment from Hillary.
Odie1941 on July 13, 2009 at 6:32 PM
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Hillary broke her elbow…
Sotomayor hurt her leg…
Totus took a tumble…
Coincidence?
Romeo13 on July 13, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Welcome back, Allahpundit. I hope your vacation was a lot of fun. And if you don’t mind telling, how was being an Australian sex lab researcher?
NaCly dog on July 13, 2009 at 6:34 PM
“I’m lost for words” Obama.
the_nile on July 13, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Word in the West Wing is never piss off Rahm Emanuel.
coldwarrior on July 13, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Left TOTUS: “I’m beside myself.”
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Man everyones dropping like flies this year!!!
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 6:36 PM
did no one get this on video? Why are all the good moments absent from the video record?
therightscoop on July 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Not for the feint of heart.
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Was is a sign of a palace coup?
Cicero43 on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
TOTUS was found in Ft. Marcy Park.
Update at 11:00.
hanoverfist on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Foreshadowing of future events? The left will fall to shattered bits, and the right will remain the last man standing?
Hmmmmm?!
Enoxo on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
hanoverfist on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Shot, stabbed and hanged. Suicide note nearby.
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Can’t hold his liquor.
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Even the teleprompters have had enough of his SH*T,
they are commiting suicide in public !!!!!!
OHH THE ELECTRONITY !!!!
LOL
ROFLMAO!
ColdWarrior57 on July 13, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Watch out Biden!
jencab on July 13, 2009 at 6:41 PM
“This message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.”
– TOTUS
patriette on July 13, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Ain’t nuthin’ bad gonna happen to Smilin’ Joe…he’s the golden insurance policy.
coldwarrior on July 13, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Dead TOTUS’s tell no tales…
That classic, awesome style and prose from Allahpundit I’ve grown to know and love.
Welcome back, AP!
(not for nothing too, Ed did superbly flying HotAir solo last week, cheers!)
JetBoy on July 13, 2009 at 6:43 PM
I bet the loss of a teleprompter in mid-speech causes him to wet his pants a little behind that podium.
sherry on July 13, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Well, they had people passing out during his campaign. I guess they couldn’t get a reporter to do it so it was up to TOTUS.
boomer on July 13, 2009 at 6:44 PM
So the speech was only half bad?
hepcat on July 13, 2009 at 6:44 PM
You know that thing is worn the hell out. Kinda like his poor staff…
Vigilante on July 13, 2009 at 6:45 PM
A TOTUS source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing. His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.
“His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “But found he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital.
The body of TOTUS was taken by helicopter to the L.A. County Coroner’s Office where an autopsy will be performed today.
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:45 PM
I blame George W. Bush!
rbj on July 13, 2009 at 6:46 PM
If you look closely at the remains you can see what looks to be some type of form ascending in the reflection of the glass.
Spooky!
Joe Caps on July 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Waiting for the MSM to recount how Obama heroically carried on even through the saddening loss…
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Also, have they questioned the other TOTUS… Jealousy could be a motive here. After all, Obama does more than lean to the left.
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RalphyBoy on July 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Oooh shadooby ayy shattered shattered….
ginaswo on July 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
I’m going with the magic dork theory.
jukin on July 13, 2009 at 6:47 PM
He has learned his lesson.
Always, ALWAYS have a backup.
Amphipolis on July 13, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Soooo, what you’re saying is that President tennis match is now staring at some guy in the second row, down in front of himself, to the guy, down, guy, down, etc…
THAT! my friends is creepy.
M-14 2go on July 13, 2009 at 6:48 PM
According to reporters sitting close to the deceased TOTUS, it was heard to say “All your base are belong to us!” just before crashing to the floor in a hail of shattered glass.
coldwarrior on July 13, 2009 at 6:49 PM
If you thought the MJ memorial/funeral coverage was bad just imagine this one!
A tribute to TOTUS
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 6:50 PM
How very symbolic of his entire presidency thus far.
jennifernaz on July 13, 2009 at 6:50 PM
I think TOTUS got wind of his shennanigans in Italy and it shattered him. Literally.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 6:53 PM
“We should have a stamp dedicated to TOTUS.
He was an American icon.”
-Al Sharpton
hanoverfist on July 13, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Questions that need answers here.
1.Do we know for sure this was the real TOTUS or just a look a like?
2.Is it possible TOTUS could have faked his own death??
3.Could this have been a suicide? Breakdown?? We all know how hard TOTUS has been working.
Unfortunately,,, we may never know the real story. For all we know this pile of scrap on the floor could have been some cheap look a like college prop given a promise of fame and fortune as long he went along for the ride and didn’t ask any questions, while at this very moment the real TOTUS is being water boarded in some secret undisclosed security complex.
I’ll be watching the tabloids for those grainy photos of a bandaged TOTUS in a wheel chair on some far off Island a few years from now.
JellyToast on July 13, 2009 at 6:54 PM
Shattered TOTUS on the floor, foreshadowing?
ThePrez on July 13, 2009 at 6:55 PM
One down…one more to go
lwssdd on July 13, 2009 at 6:56 PM
That`s our strategy until 2010 comes around. Keep breaking TOTUS so he`s unable to function.
ThePrez on July 13, 2009 at 6:58 PM
We were singin’ bye bye Miss American Pie ….
The day … the prompter … died.
crosspatch on July 13, 2009 at 6:58 PM
TOTUS 2 was seen at a bar dancing and drinking with a cute little TOTUS intern.
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Now he’ll only be half wrong.
BobMbx on July 13, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Rove you magnificent bastard!
or
It was the evil Bushitler and his henchman Darth-Cheney….muahahahahahhahahahaha!
Liberty or Death on July 13, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Will TOTUS lie in state, for how long and where ?
What military honors will be afforded ?
How much will the funeral cost the taxpayers ?
But more important….. Algore just sent a text message to President Jihadist’s Crackberry……. “If TOTUS recyclable, U do it NOW. BFF, Al G.”
Cheers !
Kenny Solomon
Locked and loaded in South Flori-duh.
E T Cartman on July 13, 2009 at 7:00 PM
TOTUS started it.
Would he have said anything different if it had killed ten people?
Speakup on July 13, 2009 at 7:02 PM
I’m thinking the game Shattered Union. I can’t even watch the trailer anymore, the future it shows is so possible it scares the living **** out of me.
Dark-Star on July 13, 2009 at 7:02 PM
heh… good one.
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Like his economic platform, his foreign policy approach and his entire program of so-called “hope and change”, President Obama sees his world crashing around him.
Metaphor alert.
SteveMG on July 13, 2009 at 7:04 PM
TOTUS 911 call: “I’m cracking up”
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 7:05 PM
The answer to that is obvious. His shards lay about the President’s feet for all to see.
unclesmrgol on July 13, 2009 at 7:06 PM
1) Do not pay attention to the man behind the curtain, the stimulus is working!
2) I am not a Muslim…
3) Yo, check out the azz on that Commodore 64, I’d hit it!
4) Democracy will not be tolerated!
5) I’m from the gubment, I’m here to help.
6) I’m much more than an empty suit, I have years of executive experience as a
community organizerACORN/Chicago/Rev Wright/Ayers loving thug!Liberty or Death on July 13, 2009 at 7:07 PM
It’s called falling on one’s sword… Distraction.
RalphyBoy on July 13, 2009 at 7:07 PM
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