Pat Buchanan: Maybe it’s time for Todd Palin to push Levi Johnston’s head in a toilet
posted at 5:30 pm on July 13, 2009 by Allahpundit
Via Breitbart, a cool, refreshing, palate-cleansing sorbet playing off this morning’s interview on the Today show, in which LJ reiterated his belief that his child’s grandmother is a super lady who’s also (a) an egomaniac and (b) never going to get his vote for president. Is it appropriate to hope Todd Palin takes violent revenge on a kid who impregnated his teenaged daughter and then became the media’s useful idiot in trying to destroy his wife’s career, all while parlaying it into photo shoots for the likes of GQ? In this as in so many things, I find wisdom in one of Chris Rock’s old bits: I’m not saying Todd should do it, but I’d understand.
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Levy isnt the only one, Todd should start with that a-hole loser at the Nazi Post.
lavell12 on July 13, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Todd shouldn’t do it.
But there are a lot of people who would be willing to do it for him.
MarkTheGreat on July 13, 2009 at 5:32 PM
HAHAHHAHAA! I would love to video that!
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 5:33 PM
For once I can say this without a hint of irony: God bless Pat Buchanan.
sondiehl on July 13, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Hopefully it’ll be one of those older toilets that could suck down a Volkswagen.
jimmy2shoes on July 13, 2009 at 5:35 PM
well damn I never thought I’d agree with Buchanan. Wonder what hte temperature is in hell today
Defector01 on July 13, 2009 at 5:35 PM
I saw this in the morning, I thought Mika was going to blow a gasket at the insanity of Levi Johnston being sought for his opinion on Palin, good for Mika. Pat just said aloud what most think about this toad of a boy. Who’s a bigger snake though the media that seek him out or the toad who happily complies?
msmveritas on July 13, 2009 at 5:35 PM
So, is the kid paying child support? You know he’s receiving money for these interviews. He whined that he shouldn’t have to pay support since Bristol won’t let him take the baby out of her presence. Not hard to figure out why she won’t.
Blake on July 13, 2009 at 5:35 PM
What’s weird is that, in order to ‘reveal’ the real Sarah Palin, the media is relying on the absentee father of a boy that knocked up a 17-year-old and then left her and the baby so he could cash in on his infamy.
No offense, but, they really ought to get better sources than that.
If he’s one of their named sources, what kind of hideous creature are they hiding with an unnamed source?
JadeNYU on July 13, 2009 at 5:37 PM
What is the Today show paying this idiot?
d1carter on July 13, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Guys palin is an idiot. I’m sorry. If I hear the word maverick again out of her face I’ll vomit. I can gaurantee she’s going to try a third party run under the maverick banner. She should really go away. I voted fog her in the last election, not mclame, but she should pack it in. If 2012 wasn’t so important, maybe we could endulge in her. Not now. We have to get rid of bho, she’s going to sink us.
texaninfidel on July 13, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Yep. He should b*tch slap that little punk AND strongly advise his daughter to sue him for child support. I’d put the pressure on him BIG TIME.
marklmail on July 13, 2009 at 5:37 PM
Forget Todd, Sarah could do it with one arm. This kid is broken inside. His son has this fool to look forward to calling “da da” and the future of wathing him destroy Grandma on TV.
portlandon on July 13, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Hey,I’ll do it myself1
katy the mean old lady on July 13, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Has their ever been a more obvious sell-out in the history of sell-outs?
Has anyone ever checked to see how he’s benefiting from this hand-holding with the left? Money? Jobs? Film roles? I fully expect him to be given a czar position any day now.
Thunderstorm129 on July 13, 2009 at 5:39 PM
there, not their. Sorry.
Thunderstorm129 on July 13, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Does Levi really understand what he is doing?
Sarah Palin’s is his son’s grandmother.
His son’s mother is her daughter.
Relationships with “the other family” in split custody situations are hard enough in normal circumstances.
Imagine layering this on top of it.
Levi’s going to wake-up one day, find himself 30 y.o.-plus, and be absolutely ashamed of himself for what he’s doing.
Robert_Paulson on July 13, 2009 at 5:40 PM
I’m hoping she will take down a bunch of others before she takes a rest.
littleguy on July 13, 2009 at 5:40 PM
It better be a lot of money he’s making, ’cause Levi is doing more long-term damage to his own reputation than he’ll ever do to SP’s
NellE on July 13, 2009 at 5:41 PM
You dont understand liberals…
the_nile on July 13, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Hey, after Levi, what about putting that old b@st@rd Pat B. in the terlet also?
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 13, 2009 at 5:42 PM
’bout time pretty-boy did a stretch in the middle east. We already know he doesn’t shoot blanks.
whitetop on July 13, 2009 at 5:42 PM
Who gives a damn about that low life Levi?
The MSM is so desperate to disparage and undermine Sarah. It’s not working you fools. The Today show is going way down to the gutter.
Pat Buchanan said it well. I know many who wouldn’t blame Todd for doing what Pat suggested.
jencab on July 13, 2009 at 5:43 PM
Thinking of my favorite “Dad” line.
” I’ve got a shotgun and a shovel.I doubt anyone would miss you son”
katy the mean old lady on July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM
hehehe…
The news organizations are desperate – and apparently terrified – if they have to trot out this kid for his weekly Palin bash.
Hard hitting journalism, there, Ann Curry.
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM
We can only hope.
whitetop on July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM
You’re the idiot for failing to read or comprehend that this thread is about Levi Johnson appearing on these crappy shows. Learn to control your Palin hatred. You’re behaving “cult like.”
Blake on July 13, 2009 at 5:44 PM
Why yes tex, I think you’re right! Let’s dump the most popular, conservative, and honest politicain out there … not to mention the hottest money making machine in the Republican party.
Let’s do it now! That’s the smart thing to do!
darwin on July 13, 2009 at 5:45 PM
I’m sure this Levi kid spends a ton of time with the baby; and he’s not a deadbeat dad at all.
lorien1973 on July 13, 2009 at 5:47 PM
If you’re in the same boat with the Republican Ayatollah’s … better get a scuba tank – you’re already sunk.
The GOP needs to die – and Sarah Palin may be the person to kill it. I’m behind her. And hey – no one’s saying that she has to be President – but her charisma is more than enough to get a new party FOR AMERICANS started.
You think she’s an idiot? M’kay … that’s fine. I tend to think the GOP Ayatollah’s that chose not to use her talents to help rebuild the GOP are the real idiots. They threw her away – it wasn’t the other way around. But I’m really glad they did. And, I know I can continue to count on them to drive her farther away from them. Even if she has no intention of leaving the party – I’m sure the Ayatollahs will leave her no choice but to.
GO SARAH PALIN – AND THE AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE PARTY (ACP) IN 2012!
GO! ZOMBIE CONSERVATIVES!! (Because the media says we’re dead – hehehe … we’ll show ‘em!)
HondaV65 on July 13, 2009 at 5:47 PM
One day all this will come back to bite Mr. Johnston in his behind.
darwin on July 13, 2009 at 5:49 PM
I was hoping Todd would put this waste of skin six feet under.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:49 PM
No doubt he helps out financially as well, seeing as he and his family seem to be making lotsa dough for spreading manure.
darwin on July 13, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Ah, good. A Buchanan post should help out a certain banned/re-registered poster.
MadisonConservative on July 13, 2009 at 5:50 PM
No joke. Since when is a girl’s ex-fiance considered a credible source of information on her mother?
I wouldn’t even listen to a son-in-law.
Besides, this all looks so shameless. His relationship with Bristol fell apart and suddenly he’s hitting her through the media.
Esthier on July 13, 2009 at 5:50 PM
I wonder what Tripp Palin will grow up to be? Perhaps he will write a tell-all book about his loser father Levi, then use the money to launch his own political career and become the best Conservative American President evah!!
redwhiteblue on July 13, 2009 at 5:51 PM
I ashamed that you put Texan in your name….you must be a Kalifornia transplant.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:51 PM
“Hey I was wondering if you know a guy that could get rid of someone for me“
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Wow! Another Allahpundit Palin thread. What do you know? Who would have ever thought? Me thinks that Allah must have a double not so secret crush on Sarah. Wait til Meagan finds out.
Joe Bloggs on July 13, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Or from Austin or San Antonio.
Some Dallas snobs too.
Esthier on July 13, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Poor Levi, making all that money and he has to turn around and pay child support. It’s all ‘so not fair’. Any bets this kid will wind up a doper/alcoholic/suicide as soon as the MSM stops using/paying him?
GarandFan on July 13, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Hey… Todd… Dude… if’n you need backup, or a lookout… give a holler.
Romeo13 on July 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM
When his kid confronts him one day and says, “Gee, thanks for being there for us, Dad.”
Bishop on July 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM
No she won’t. Palin’s not “idiot” enough to even think about beginning a ‘third’ party much less running under one. Doing so would only guarantee Obama a second term, but it would also ensure that the Conservative agenda never plays a prominent role in American politics again. I think the individuals calling for a ‘third’ party need to slow their roll and calm the hell down.
I look at it this way; If you own a company and it’s performing poorly-you don’t tear down the company and try and built a new one in it’s place. No, you FIX the problems within the company and rebuild it to an efficient and effective level once again. I believe Palin could do this very thing. She just needs to step up to the plate.
As far as LJ is concerned; the Palins should avoid “drama” and write-off this immature tool. They’ll be much better for it. Quit playing into the MSM’s and the Left’s ‘hand’ by engaging in tit for tats. It does nothing to advance the general conversation nor is it relevant to the American people. The Palin’s would do well to ignore him and not turn everything involving this idiot into an episode of Jerry Springer.
LiquidH2O on July 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM
the Alaskan SSS.
Shot
Shovel
Shut up
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 5:55 PM
I heart Todd Palin. Sarah is one lucky gal.
txag92 on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
I think your right. AP might actually be normal now.
O.K. I’ll bite my tongue :P
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Blame Austin… they want to “Keep it weird”.
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Now, wait a second. I’m from San Antonio. WTF are you saying, Esthier? Them there are fighting words….
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Lucky for Mr. Johnson, young is temporary.
Cindy Munford on July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Blame Austin… they want to “Keep it weird”.
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Agreed.
txag92 on July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Beautiful city, but wouldn’t want to live there. Too many stupid people.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM
But, stupid is forever…..
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Pat Buchanan is nuts. Ca tout.
Apologetic California on July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Now, wait a second. I’m from San Antonio. WTF are you saying, Esthier? Them there are fighting words….
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM
I have never met a snob from San Antonio.
txag92 on July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM
I ashamed that you put Texan in your name….you must be a Kalifornia transplant.
No. I’m just a conservative that wants to win the next election. I’m sure you probably think I’m some troll, but look over my posts before you judge. I liked Sarah palin and voted for her, not McCain. But, I have a feeling being around mr maverick rubbed off on her and she may blow if with a third party run. I hope I’m wrong. This Marxist imposter in the white house needs to be defeated, that’s my only priority.
texaninfidel on July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM
get out of my head!
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 5:58 PM
We shall have a duel.
FontanaConservative on July 13, 2009 at 5:59 PM
I think poor old Levi is likely going to blow himself up in a meth lab before he is thirty.
Dukehoopsfan on July 13, 2009 at 5:59 PM
I was thinking the same thing.
But maybe his/her name refers to – not believing in all that is Texas (infidel) – because Texas is a State of Mind.
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I never thought I’d agree with anything Pat Buchanan had to say, but I’m all for Todd Palin doing EXACTLY what he said to this uneducated, ungrateful, opportunistic little sperm-donor…
Fuzzlenutter on July 13, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I’m with you. I want to know HER stance on issues too. But, at this point in time, she beats Huck and Romney in my book. We’ll see, I just wish Sarah was from Texas….Sorry, upinak.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 6:01 PM
She is only on loan.
upinak on July 13, 2009 at 6:02 PM
I decided to take up alchemy. I’ll pay him with lead if you send him my way.
chemman on July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM
I was thinking the same thing.
But maybe his/her name refers to – not believing in all that is Texas (infidel) – because Texas is a State of Mind.
Yeah. See how many libs live in springtown. It’s not Austin, I can assure you.
texaninfidel on July 13, 2009 at 6:04 PM
But Levi is Sarah closest confidant. They are super dooper best girlfriends who share secrets with one another. I’m just glad we finally know the truth of what happened.
On a serious note. I can’t wait until Bristol hauls this piece of trash into court for not paying child support…and he ends up in jail.
RR
ramrants on July 13, 2009 at 6:06 PM
I want Sarah to move to Arizona. She could have a certain Senator’s job.
faraway on July 13, 2009 at 6:07 PM
I’m of the philosophy that 2010 should be the main priority-not 2012. If Obama is made ineffective (by not having a rubber stamp-all Democratic Congress), then he becomes unable to accomplish any of his goals/agenda. And if he can’t push through any legislation, who cares if he’s in the White House or not? He’s ineffective and irrelevant all the same.
LiquidH2O on July 13, 2009 at 6:07 PM
exactly. This is funny on sooooo many levels. I keep seeing LJs name and think “who the hell cares what he thinks?” The media has collectively stuck their heads in the toilet and don’t even realize it. Priceless!
scalleywag on July 13, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I’d be willing to chip in for bail money for Todd.
katiejane on July 13, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I say let Todd give Bristol a few pointers and let her take care of Levi all by herself.
Levi is young and dumb and is only out for one thing, Money so he doesn’t have to work anymore.
Brat4life on July 13, 2009 at 6:09 PM
I’m thinkin’ leading man in porn movies is the step after that. Hollywood beckons.
a capella on July 13, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
***
But seriously, people. That kid is going to regret doing this. When he sees his kid consciously rejecting him for his mom and her family, and he ends up in some Juneau dumpster scraping for food, not a single Liberal will give him meals-on-wheels.
They use him now: they will forget him later. That will serve him right.
newton on July 13, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Why do I have the feeling that if Levi Johnston had done this sort of thing to the Clintons instead of the Palins, that we would know every infraction he has committed in his life, but we would *not* know his thoughts on politics and the character flaws of his paramour’s parents?
18-1 on July 13, 2009 at 6:11 PM
I knew that I could count on you.
Cindy Munford on July 13, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Todd Palin has too much sense to waste his time on this loser. He’d never be able to do to Levi what Levi is doing to himself. Remember, when the enemy is self-destructing, don’t get in the way.
My sister’s ex was almost as much of a jerk as this guy. Neither of his kids will have anything to do with him, and neither will anyone else in the family. Not even his own brother.
hachiban on July 13, 2009 at 6:13 PM
For once I completely agree with Pat, Todd needs to teach Levi that with adult behavior comes adult responsibilities and it’s time for Levi to step up and be a man, and if he doesn’t step up then I’d
waterboardtoiletboard his azz!Liberty or Death on July 13, 2009 at 6:16 PM
A. Probably being too literal again, but the headline doesn’t reflect what was said.
B. The sad thing is, while many would want to do this, the media continues to overlook the fact that the Palins are handling this jerk with class. Even Levi recently stated he gets to see his son when he wants to. Sounds like the Palins are defending themselves from his slander, but still extending every consideration they can to the father of their grandson.
cs89 on July 13, 2009 at 6:16 PM
So sorry. Feel free to kick my @ss. Just a lot of liberals there. Dallas is heading that way too.
I love my state and every city in it. They’re unlike any other. And yet, I think it’ll be blue in a few years unless something is done about it.
Esthier on July 13, 2009 at 6:17 PM
:)
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Yep – karma’s a b!tch, and it always comes around.
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Nah, I agree. The first order of business is kicking out the illegal aliens, they do vote and the valley is pretty much Mexico already. They pop out kids like a pez dispenser and they ALL vote for the highest (welfare) bidder.
We need to clean house.
HornetSting on July 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM
(Buchanan)
A broken watch is right twice a day.
macummings on July 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM
What in the hell has this Punk-Assed Dork Boy done other than knock up a teen aged girl???
And they interview him on the Today Show???
WFT??? I mean really….WTF??
BigWyo on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Here, here Pat!
JAM on July 13, 2009 at 6:21 PM
i always thought hunting him would be a good idea…..
alexraye on July 13, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Whoa, Nelly! Don’t even think that out loud!!
The very thought….I can’t breathe…
tru2tx on July 13, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Wanna bet on whether he lives in Austin?
MarkTheGreat on July 13, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Yep.
We’ll take her. She’d be more popular here than McCain is.
AZCoyote on July 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Ahem…not all of us have drunk the Kool-Aid down here!
/though I would probably be considered weird by some
Snowed In on July 13, 2009 at 6:34 PM
If anything, Todd Palin should slam Andrew Sullivan’s head on a marble countertop a few dozen times.
If I were Todd and no longer in the public eye, I’d consider coming after some sleezeball who questions the paternity (and maternity) of my child in public.
ynot4tony2 on July 13, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Hmph, I missed one. Don’t judge us all by the behavior of some.
Snowed In on July 13, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Andi’d probably enjoy it too much. But yeah, it’d be nice to see him and Levi shut up for a while.
Snowed In on July 13, 2009 at 6:37 PM
Good luck with that.
Sorry, but it’s a lurking fear, and this election was the darkest purple I’ve seen it yet.
Truth is, big cities tend to vote Dem, and Texas has several, all of which (unless I’m mistaken) went for Obama this last election.
We have some of the lowest taxes in the nation, so it’s possible this is all the fault of libs leaving their liberal over-taxed states.
Esthier on July 13, 2009 at 6:38 PM
FIFY.
JohnGalt23 on July 13, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Understood, but you’re the exception.
Austin’s a beautiful city with plenty to offer, but you have a ton of libs over there. Many who were so proud to be able to display a “Texans for Obama” sign, childishly trying to be “different” than what they think most Texans are.
Esthier on July 13, 2009 at 6:41 PM
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