Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic
posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now. I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself? Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.
So add your caption and have a blast! I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few. Just kick back and enjoy…
Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN. I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering. The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.
In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:
I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat. Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot. This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)











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No, I know I dropped it, keep looking, Sweetie.
IndieDogg on July 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Barack got lucky. She just turned 17.
She’s one of the older participants.
econavenger on July 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Si vis booty
para bellum
blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Its a sad day when Obama’s Eyes get more action that Allahpundit on vacation.
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:31 PM
The puppy, BO.
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:32 PM
“Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?”
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:32 PM
“Whoa..almost forgot…Bill told me to avoid the ones in the blue dresses”.
Baxter Greene on July 9, 2009 at 7:33 PM
“Hey baby, I personally knew Michael Jackson”
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Obama to Sarkozy: I don’t know about you, Sarkie, but I’ve always been a butt man. I was first attracted to my wife by the size of her butt. Her butt is so big she has trouble walking upright without falling over backward. Why, her butt is so big she wears a brace to hold it up, and at night she often falls backwards onto the floor when she takes it off.
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Barack the hand holder
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:36 PM
http://www.mantripping.com/images/stories/big-foot-tours.jpg
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Sarkozy snickering at Obama
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:36 PM
Winkin’, blinkin’, and nod.
yoda on July 9, 2009 at 7:37 PM
…you were thinking with your dipstick Jimmy
alohapundit on July 9, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose,
(That Sarkozy’s such a little devil. You can totally tell that he’s instigating these ass glances).
misslizzi on July 9, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Check out Sarkozy in that one. It seems as if the French prez watches Obama’s every move closely, like the popular kid keeps an eye on the new nerd in school so that he has plenty of fodder to laugh at the new kid about with his friends later in the day.
aero on July 9, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Thats the chick we all expected Mark Sanford was acting like a tool for.
Speedwagon82 on July 9, 2009 at 7:41 PM
Hmmm, baby’s got back!
Mallard T. Drake on July 9, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Is this for real?? cause here’s another one.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20090709/i/r3356552547.jpg?x=400&y=340&q=85&sig=_dbUibuGcHSmlg8QoaQV7A–
jatfla on July 9, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Italy is a crazy place
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:45 PM
“Hmmm… too bad there isn’t a fly there!”
jlopez on July 9, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Sarkozy: That bastards wife scowled at my wife did she… I’ll give her someone to scowl at
F15Mech on July 9, 2009 at 7:48 PM
That is the picture that was pulled earlier by ED
Brat4life on July 9, 2009 at 7:49 PM
I’m not going to fault Obama for this.
LimeyGeek on July 9, 2009 at 7:51 PM
“MY passion index is up to +8, if you know what I mean…”
Terry_Dyne on July 9, 2009 at 7:51 PM
White meat, dark meat….it all tastes good with gravy
LimeyGeek on July 9, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Yo S’kozy, Now that right there is what am talkin’ ’bout when I sez shovel ready
TheSitRep on July 9, 2009 at 7:56 PM
EPIC TAIL!
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 7:57 PM
WANGDANGDIGGETYDANGDEEDANG
LimeyGeek on July 9, 2009 at 7:58 PM
“Remember how I promised you a unicorn? Well, it’s kind of like that.”
Fallen Sparrow on July 9, 2009 at 7:58 PM
How much damage can one man actually do to this nation on the world stage………….?
……….. The hits just keep on coming.
Seven Percent Solution on July 9, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Has anyone else mentioned this?
My wife wanted know if she dropped something, and if she did why didn’t they pick it up for her. I said, “They are the leaders of the free world.”
Wife, “@$$holes.”
davidk on July 9, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Also, what if a Conservative had been caught in such an unguarded moment?
davidk on July 9, 2009 at 8:01 PM
jlopez on July 9, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Hooooo-weeee! She’s workin’ that onion!
(It’ll bring tears to your eyes)
darwin-t on July 9, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Yeah….
ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Brazil’s President Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva picks PrecedentOsambamBidenHussein’s pocket
davidk on July 9, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Vera Baker, of course.
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 8:08 PM
+100
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Trust me the reaction would have been the same.
Cindy Munford on July 9, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Sarkozy to BO: Five euros if you smack dat @ss.
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 8:11 PM
“I did not have sex with that woman. I only ogled her bootie.”
davidk on July 9, 2009 at 8:12 PM
And,Sarkozy is in almost all of the pictures!
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 8:13 PM
All kidding aside…Obama is a disgusting pervert. Ogling teens young enough to be his daughter?
csdeven on July 9, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Mmm uumm uummmmmm…. ooooh baby! I hope my next young one will not change much……. YES!
Yes I can…. “My soul mate?”
Mad Dog on July 9, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Well, from all the pics, it looks to me that Obama was trying to win over Sarkozy by impressing him he was a cocksman also.
Community organizers do what they must to win support.
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 8:15 PM
If this keeps up what will happen to Camelot II.
Oh that’s right, Camelot I was just like this, even worse.
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Palin has more than tail….she has the whole timeless
package….Her core values….
She is a true beauty inside and out.
dec5 on July 9, 2009 at 8:15 PM
“Damn. That Brazilian guy got my watch.”
davidk on July 9, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Let’s see China build a better one of THOSE!
johnnyU on July 9, 2009 at 8:17 PM
This has got to be the work,of vengeful Hillary,
and her Vast Left Wing Conspiracy Cabal!
Me thinks,Hillary was away,not seen,because she was
setting up traps for Hopey all over Europe!!
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 8:17 PM
Clinton’s legacy lives on.
RedRedRice on July 9, 2009 at 8:18 PM
MMMMMMM! Lookit them arms! WAIT! she has an @$$ that doesn’t look like a cinderblock too? YEah!
0.0 <–ogler in Chief.
-Wasteland Man.
P.S. sorry bout the cross post.
WastelandMan on July 9, 2009 at 8:21 PM
I don’t know. It didn’t seem cross to me. :)
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 8:22 PM
From left to right…
“You say you dropped your contact lens over here?”
“Oh, yeah, just bend over a bit more, you’ll find it.”
“(snicker, snicker) She fell for it!”
“Ewwww.. BO dropped a hot steamer right here on the floor. I told him not to bring his dog.”
“It wasn’t his dog.”
Daggett on July 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Come on folks. He’s just making sure she’s using proper from while bowing!
jack herman on July 9, 2009 at 8:24 PM
I’d like to sop that up like biscuits and gravy!
madmonkphotog on July 9, 2009 at 8:26 PM
….They make everything else…if not already…;)
dec5 on July 9, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Check out all the libs giving Jake Tapper hell. They simply cannot believe their eyes and are furiously trying to explain away the photo (“they were looking at her shoes!” and “it’s just a gotcha photo!”).
Awesome.
Cuffy Meigs on July 9, 2009 at 8:28 PM
It’s a European conspiracy! Obama was set up! Sarkozy hired those women. Isn’t it ovious that he expected the reaction….seems to have worked……
Snort!!!
AnthonyK on July 9, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Sarkovsky to Obama: “I think she wants to be your Backroom Deals Czar.”
infidel4life on July 9, 2009 at 8:34 PM
“Hey, black, patent-leather shoes really do reflect up!”
PatMac on July 9, 2009 at 8:34 PM
“Barack, don’t worry. Zee hypnosis will last several minutes. Stare as long as you want.”
cannonball on July 9, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Er, make that Sarkozy
infidel4life on July 9, 2009 at 8:35 PM
The first picture (before the update): definitely ogling! This one? Not so much. He’s clearly looking down towards her hands. Ugh! I just semi-defended That One. Gonna take a shower now.
Cody Baker on July 9, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Okay, I probably despise this evil SOB more than virtually anyone on this blog, but let’s be real… it’s not really clear that he’s “ogling” her. You’ll notice, if you check out the other pics, the girl is placing pieces of paper in front of each man. All of the men look down, apparently to read their paper… perhaps something on Obama’s was funny to Sarkozy. Also, in the photo in this post, it appears that he might be a foot or so behind her so he wouldn’t necessarily have an angle to check out the ass.
That said…
“Uh.. someone get Biden on the phone, we won’t need another stimulus package, you know what I’m sayin’ Nick? You know!? Yeah, you know!”
RightWinged on July 9, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Yeah, she looked at least 16 1/2.
Blake on July 9, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Why, that’s what I thought too. He’s looking at the shoes.
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 8:36 PM
Nawww, dude, he dropped his contact lens.
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Sarkozy: “Michelle is going to roast his chestnuts once she sees this photo.”
profitsbeard on July 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Ogler-in-Chief. Pah.
disa on July 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Sure. Perhaps he is looking for a nice pump?
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Hey everyone, created this music video for Obama’s little booty-gazing session today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb_hSNJabqI
nickj116 on July 9, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Sarkozy to Obama: “I can see your Stimulus Package from my house.”
infidel4life on July 9, 2009 at 8:41 PM
He isnt looking at shoes here
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 8:42 PM
Obama thought bubble: “I’ll need to apologize to her for this….in private.”
infidel4life on July 9, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Sarkozy to Obama: “That reminds me, we’re having baby back ribs for dinner tonight.”
Sarkozy to Obama: “Reconsidering your opposition to offshore drilling?”
infidel4life on July 9, 2009 at 8:48 PM
That’s funny right there.
Sarkozy doesn’t need to look, he’s got one of the hottest women on the planet waiting for him at home.
Johnson on July 9, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Is that like a “Paul is not wearing shoes” pic?
The hippies will get it….;)
AnthonyK on July 9, 2009 at 8:50 PM
Good one. BO’s out for a game changer. So, as far as I’m concerned, it’s an all-out fight to keep it from happening.
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 8:55 PM
While I stand by my analysis of the photo currently in use in this post (still hating to appear to be “defending” this POS in any situation), I see the original photo posted on Drudge, and admit it’s much tougher to explain:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo//090709/ids_photos_wl/r3356552547.jpg/
RightWinged on July 9, 2009 at 8:56 PM
This should be playing every time we see him strolling to the chopper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L1qsIwoTRI
RightWinged on July 9, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Must’ve been a blue tie day.
yoda on July 9, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Obama: “Ooops, how clumsy of me to have dropped my pen again. “
R Square on July 9, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Sarkozy: “I’m told she has a sister….”
R Square on July 9, 2009 at 9:05 PM
My question is, Why does Medvedev always look like a bit player on a TV series, the guy who’s going to be shot in the first 15 minutes? (E.g., the proverbial Red Shirt on the original Star Trek.)
He and Berlusconi look like they’ve just seen the same dollar bill on the ground.
J.E. Dyer on July 9, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Did they talk about the stimulous package at the G8….
AnthonyK on July 9, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Actually the subject was Global Warming. I kid you not.
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 9:09 PM
Hey…nice shoes…wonder if MO would want a pair?
ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Another +100
And these are the smartest people in the room?
petefrt on July 9, 2009 at 9:10 PM
LOL-Global warming and packages that stimulate…who could ask for more..?
AnthonyK on July 9, 2009 at 9:12 PM
If Michelle sees the original photo, she’ll have a pair…in a little jar on her vanity.
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Berlusconi to Dmitry “Amatuers. The press cameras don’t miss a thing….but look at my shoes Dmitry…mirrors”
R Square on July 9, 2009 at 9:13 PM
BO: I want that babybackbabybackbabybackbabybackbabyback…
Sarcozy: You are a dead man, mon ami. Tant pis!
disa on July 9, 2009 at 9:13 PM
“Baby Got Back”
sacfly on July 9, 2009 at 9:13 PM
Sarkozy to Obama “Now that’s what I call a stimulus package”
R Square on July 9, 2009 at 9:14 PM
LOL! Is there ANY chance that she’ll miss it if it’s on Drudge? You know she’ll have to look, to make sure it’s not as bad as she
fearsknows it is.disa on July 9, 2009 at 9:15 PM
Sarkozy “Okay when I count to 3 you can all open your eyes….Barack…you’re looking….I can see you…”
R Square on July 9, 2009 at 9:19 PM
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