Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic

posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now.  I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself?  Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy.  In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.

So add your caption and have a blast!  I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few.  Just kick back and enjoy…

Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN.  I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering.  The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.

In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:

I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat.  Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot.  This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)

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William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 6:53 PM

You know, I think Obama was feeling like a free man that day.

FontanaConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:56 PM

“I’d like to take THAT on a secret AirForceOne flight and find ALL 57 states!”

JamesLee on July 9, 2009 at 6:56 PM

“Michelle, I was looking at her feet! She was barefooted! I swear to you I was looking at her feet!!”
sound of a suddenly crashing lamp

Vntnrse on July 9, 2009 at 6:56 PM

Two years…such sweet sorrow.

I R A Darth Aggie on July 9, 2009 at 6:57 PM

Russian security force nick names for Michelle & Obama: “Moose & Skwerl”

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:57 PM

I want to apologize…

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 6:57 PM

That is not over my paygrade…

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 6:58 PM

Is Obama walking hand in hand with this girl ?

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Looks like it, yes. She must be the US youth rep to the J8. In that series of pics, each leader is standing with his or her country’s junior rep, and Obama is consistently next to the one you pointed out. Looks like he’s guiding her up the steps to shake hands with Berlusconi, the host.

aero on July 9, 2009 at 6:58 PM

Sarkozy: “I spit on your pitiful American attempt at ogling a beautiful woman; smooth, you aint.”

anniekc on July 9, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Obama got caught in another photo checking out another woman ?

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 6:45 PM

Shhh…Don’t tell

ginaswo on July 9, 2009 at 6:40 PM

She’s in denial.

conservative pilgrim on July 9, 2009 at 6:59 PM

I want to apologize…

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 6:57 PM

Apologize?..Pray the Lord forgives us.

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:59 PM

“Wow, I think we may need a Nice Ass Czar! Rahmmmm, uhmmmm, er, Ahhhh, like I said, I have a candidate for Nice Ass Czar!”

dhunter on July 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Obama: “I am a citizen of the world, and boy is that worldly!”

jencab on July 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM

“She just walked by me, doesn’t she know ‘I won’?”

Waiting for Gibbs to come out with what 0 really meant by that stare in 3…2..

Tuari on July 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM

I hope they don’t break any of the nice stuff in the white house when him and Michelle “talk” about this trip. Some of that stuff is priceless you know.

Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 7:00 PM

Lecherer in cheif..

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:01 PM

She has to watch MTV…wonder how she’d like my gangsta pics from college?

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:01 PM

TOTOUS- In two years I will buy you a blue dress.

infidel on July 9, 2009 at 7:03 PM

I like the fact that Obama’s tie is sticking out of his jacket in the second pic.

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Good thing no pics of that secret night with Helen

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

You know, guys, this isn’t going to help Michelle’s kids…

Nethicus on July 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

“Hey, baby, wanna play the ICBM game? Hide the missile in the silo?”

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:05 PM

You know, guys, this isn’t going to help Michelle’s kids…

Nethicus on July 9, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Well, Palins kids didn’t need it either. It’s WAR now

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

All I wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a Boo Boo… Just shake that Rump!

upinak on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Dreams of my father,…

christene on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

I have a feeling we’ll be getting a lot of these pictures if Palin takes on Obama for 2012!!!

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

“Hey, baby, wanna play the ICBM game? Hide the missile in the silo?”

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Obama “I will be russin.. but I will beat your missile defense.”

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Is there any butt that The Precedent will not stare at?

progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM

The spoils of victory

bill30097 on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

The woman is crouching down and it looks like Obama is stepping back in the second one. This is a bunch of news about nothing, in my opinion. Not nearly as bad as when newly fallen-off-the-wagon Dubya was salivating over those nearly nude volleyball players a while back.

dcwvu on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Michelle’s?

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Is there any butt that The Precedent will not stare at?

progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Michelle’s LOL!

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

So,as I check out William Amos’s links,

Hopey/Changey,is a serial Oog a la er!!

Terrific,so when Obama’s term goes south,by the
end of this year,it really will be,

a CLINTON THIRD TERM,butta boom,butta bing!!

canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

I have a feeling we’ll be getting a lot of these pictures if Palin takes on Obama for 2012!!!

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Dems don’t care, they’re the lowest form of life on the planet. There is no deviant act a Democrat won’t support.

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

have a feeling we’ll be getting a lot of these pictures if Palin takes on Obama for 2012!!!

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Nah, Obamas into hot young Euro tail. Not middle-aged past expiration tail.

dcwvu on July 9, 2009 at 7:09 PM

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

Great minds…

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Obama: Quick, somebody get that girl a set of Presidential kneepads!

Conservalicious on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:09 PM

Heh. Yup, you’re quicker :)!

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

The Palin-Obama debates will be interesting.

Axelrod’s Debating Palin briefing:

1.Maintain Eye contact with Palin AT ALL TIMES.

portlandon on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

Audacity of hope….

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

Nah, Obamas into hot young Euro tail. Not middle-aged past expiration tail.

dcwvu on July 9, 2009 at 7:09 PM

LOL..spoken like a TRUE inexperienced youngster

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

HA put back the other picture. I’ve been dragging people over to check it out. The first one had no price-tag.

betsyz on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

Obama gets a bow ?

heh

William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

The second one kind of confirms it, for me anyway. Sarkozy is saying something to get Obama to look, knowing that the pictures will be taken. Obama, like a doofus, is falling for it.

Oh, and Obama should really do something about those mile long ties. Now he has it sticking out the bottom of his buttoned suit.

Dusty on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Audacity of hope….

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

Hope for???…lol

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM
deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:08 PM

LOL. But I know someone who won’t be laughing about that …

And Ed, your idea that The Precedent didn’t know that the J8 (whatever the heck that is supposed to be) was there or that the girl that just walked by him looked to be very young doesn’t really hold water.

progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

BO scratching his head: Hmmmmm, ya baby…but wait I have to ask MO for my gonads back and i know that ain’t happening.

jbh45 on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Audacity of hope….

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM

Audacity of dope

Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

Obama: I dropped my pen, mind picking it up?

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Here’s another lovely shot of some woman kneeling in front of Obama’s mid-section from the same conference.

Pianobuff on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Hope for???…lol

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:11 PM

You’re the dude…you tell me…

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

I glanced over at HuffPo to see what they think of this, and for the most part, they are getting a chuckle about it, too (both pics). There are a few prickly commenters, saying stuff like “He’s a man. Men look. Big whoop.” Some claim that he’s not really looking at her rear in the red dress pic, which he clearly is. (I don’t think he’s actually ogling the place-setter in the second pic, but it’s funny anyway.) Others are like frat boys at a keg party, cheering on the lecher-in-chief for getting an eye-full. I was just curious about how the libs would react to evidence that Obama is flawed and got caught. More good-natured than I thought they’d be, actually — they’re finally allowing themselves to laugh at him, just a little bit.

aero on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group;

You think Ochimpy doesn’t know a teen aged child when he sees one?

You’re too kind to him Ed.

csdeven on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

Al I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom..

upinak on July 9,2009 at 7:06PM.

upinak: Thats soooooooooooooooooooo,cabin fever!!haha
(Upinak,kidding!:))

canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 7:13 PM

Good move on switching the picks Ed.

OTOH–Drudge still has the original up and has added his own caption: “Second Stimilus!

conservative pilgrim on July 9, 2009 at 7:13 PM

“Didn’t I see you in the Champagne Room?”

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

I’ll give ya some Obamacare!

PC14 on July 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

Oh dear, if only mo had a tiny hind end like you! My number on blackberry is 00000000.
L

letget on July 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

You’re the dude…you tell me…

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:12 PM

He’s quoting the Bible,

Revelations.

Behold, a pale horse.

‘The man who sat on him
was Death.

And hell followed with him.’

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

This is so not good for Michelle’s kids.

bridgetown on July 9, 2009 at 7:15 PM

So …. we have to change because of The Precedent’s boorish behavior? I’m not sure how that works, exactly.

progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Obama: Hey Babe, want to be my Lewinsky?

deidre on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

“Didn’t I see you in the Champagne Room?”
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

Pwn hard
pwn often

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

This is so not good for Michelle’s kids.

bridgetown on July 9, 2009 at 7:15 PM

They’ll get over it, Palins kids got a lot worse.

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

Sarcozy: “I think I can work with this guy, we think alike!”

Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

He is just organizing all the communities of the world. One butt at a time.

I thought we were suppose to be electing the most dedicated to one another family in the world. Oooooops! Not looking like any of those DNC campaign assertions are true.

freeus on July 9, 2009 at 7:16 PM

For an halucinatory moment, I envisioned the NYT running side-by-side pictures: Michelle giving Mrs. Sarkozy the stink-eye, next to Obama’s eyes popping out over the behind of some teenager. I know, I know, I’m delusional.

betsyz on July 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM

Something tells me Michelle is not going to appreciate this carefree moment of shared joy after seeing the other photos.

econavenger on July 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM

This is so not good for Michelle’s kids.

bridgetown on July 9, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Look at it this way, at least the rumors of Barack being gay are false.

Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM

I fault the man for many things, but this is not one of them.

mikeyboss on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

Tapping taxpayers
and booty

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

Stink eye?

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

Obama: “Larry Sinclair who?”

WordsMatter on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

Look at it this way, at least the rumors of Barack being gay are false.

Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM

lol..what about bi

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

econavenger on July 9, 2009 at 7:17 PM

Its OK…he be stylin’…nothin’ to it at all…jess stylin’

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:19 PM

She’s bowing to the messiah..

reshas1 on July 9, 2009 at 7:20 PM

Obama: “Dayum…now I know why Sanford likes South America so much!”

Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 7:21 PM

Is Lou Bega still around?

“A little butt of Monica in my life.
A little butt of Erica by my side.
A little butt of Rita is all I need.
A little butt of Tina is what I see …”

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:23 PM

In booti veritas

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Who’s the other puppet supposed to be standing beside the Medvedev doll? Looks like Putin couldn’t make the trip.

ROCnPhilly on July 9, 2009 at 7:24 PM

This is why we need a spay/neuter program for elected officials

catlady on July 9, 2009 at 7:24 PM

Remind me,when Obama visits Canada,and if he ever
goes on a tour of one of our zoo’s,to lock up our
fine Canadian beavers!!!haha.

canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 7:25 PM

catlady on July 9, 2009 at 7:24 PM

Michelle will probably inaugurate the program this evening.

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:25 PM

E pluributt unum

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:25 PM

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:23 PM

O man I just snorted my diet Mt Dew!

catlady on July 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

“I won”

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Ecce homo ecce-ing womo…”

(Sorry…long day lol)

bluelightbrigade on July 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Is Lou Bega still around?

“A little butt of Monica in my life.
A little butt of Erica by my side.
A little butt of Rita is all I need.
A little butt of Tina is what I see …”

coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Inside sources say that song was mistakenly left on the ipod given to the Queen of England by Obama. The Queen did not find it amusing.

Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Stink eye?

Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 7:18 PM

Stink eye: The first time I ever heard of the term was a couple weeks ago from my boyfriend. He said his father used the word frequently. I looked it up and it equates to “hairy eye-ball” or “evil-eye”.

Anyway, I laughed for several days after first hearing it.
(But then I’m easily amused).

betsyz on July 9, 2009 at 7:26 PM

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:25 PM

Stop with the d*mn Latin, altar boy…brings back high school nightmares….

ladyingray on July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Doubt you need diet, catlady

;D

blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

I wonder who Obama’s Norma Jean will be…

bluelightbrigade on July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Obama: Would love to ‘spread the wealth’ around there with my Very Large Stimulating Package.

JamesLee on July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Obama: That’s half the size of my wife’s.

PoodleSkirt on July 9, 2009 at 7:27 PM

Sarkozy: For a moment, I really got excited there. I thought she was Sarah Palin.

PoodleSkirt on July 9, 2009 at 7:28 PM

So who drugged the other two (to their left) so these two could play frat boy with la jeune fille?

IndieDogg on July 9, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Obama: Damn! I think I just watered my board.

Yoop on July 9, 2009 at 7:28 PM

View both pics here

Nice one Barry.

That’s about all you’ve done as POTUS that I can relate to.

omnipotent on July 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM

Busted twice. Ouch that’s gonna hurt.

Brat4life on July 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM

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