Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic
posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now. I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself? Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.
So add your caption and have a blast! I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few. Just kick back and enjoy…
Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN. I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering. The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.
In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:
I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat. Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot. This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)











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Sarkozy: “Yeah baby – go for it.” (in an Austin Powers voice)
DailyTrackingPoll on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Work it. Work it. Oh yeah! Money shot!
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Does Michelle Obama strike you as a woman with a good sense of humor?
Cindy Munford on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
The link to the other pic reads:
She’s in this picture too (someone might want to keep a copy, I’m sure they’ll disappear soon, maybe to the Caribbean, wink wink.)
J8 (or Junior 8) organization is a group of delegates from 32 countries. From the article, emphasis mine:
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Turn up the heat in the Oval Office all you like, Ogabe, it will still feel like -100F when you get back home.
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
HELLO! You are the one who told Ed to put it up.
So which is it.. Keep it up or pull it down?
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
In Italy, she’s over the age of consent.
When in Rome…literally.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Obama never yearned more greatly to hear “Yes we can!”
raybury on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Brown chicken brown cowwww. (You may not understand this unless you’ve seen hipster ladies men in 70s movies).
DrMagnolias on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Barack Oboner
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Obama must know A-ROd
originalpechanga on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
In vino veritas. Ringo: Age quod agis. Doc: Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego.Iuventus stultorum magister. In pace requiescat. Translation: It’s Latin, I don’t know
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Anderson Cooper: Damn, I thought he might have been gay.
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Sarkozy’s expression is actually priceless. He just knows.
sherry on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Caption threads are my new favorite threads.
Sarkozy:
J’ai su qu’il a aimé les femmes blanches…
CarolynM on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
O: “If I were lorien1973….”
hoosiermama on July 9, 2009 at 6:07 PM
So Barry was ogling the a$$ of a teenage girl just a few years older than his own daughter?
Classy.
AZCoyote on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Agreed!
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Bad perms and flip flops… Am I in France or an Arby’s?
alliebobbitt on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
“Can we dance wif yo dates?
califdreamnred on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Chris Matthews just got jealous.
alohapundit on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
ak, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Where’s all the white women at… Oh… Hello!
EdGruberman on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
“She wore flats with that?”
SouthernGent on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
To Michelle: Yes I can?
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Do you know what has 72 teeth and protects you from a monster?
My zipper.
cjs1943 on July 9, 2009 at 6:08 PM
“Oh, dear. That’s not prompter.”
JKahn913 on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Will any newspaper dare print this photo? I doubt it…but some of the Euro papers might.
Another Dem prevert in the WH… ogling 16 year olds, good lord. Lock up the interns.
james23 on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Yeah, that Michelle’s keeping “The One” in a box under lock and key.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
“Where da white women at?”
WordsMatter on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Startin’ to worry a few of us, SouthernGent. ;-)
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
“so THAT is what one of those is SUPPOSED to look like”
SDarchitect on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
I thought it was me asking for it in the czar thread.
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Obama to Michelle after pic is published:
“IT was only the camera’s fault. You did not look like an enormous hippo in your lovely buttercup yellow dress with that flower thing. No Way. Why you’re the fashion platter, I mean plate, of the WORLD. And, I would not bother to even look at another woman. It’s the camera focus stuff that distorts.”
Gibbs to press: “He DID NOT BOW
, LEER. Laughter all around. How insane of us to question thine master’s word on anything.betsyz on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Seriously folks that is someone’s daughter…
..just not my daughter right Letterman *wink*.
alohapundit on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Why are the voices in my head talking to you?
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
+1000
HornetSting on July 9,2009 at 6:04PM.
HornetSing: HS,just to let you know,back on the thread that
I misunderstood you on,
sorry,again,I should of asked you before going
off. I will be more careful in the future,HS!:)
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 6:09 PM
“Now that’s a Bush I want in the White House!”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
“Time for some robust diplomacy”
kjl on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
She’s an interpreter. I’m pretty sure Obama knew what she was saying.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
“God-dayum, America!”
IU_Conservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
how about: “ever seen my Cigar box in the oval office”
SDarchitect on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
The Wright Stuff
ICBM on July 9, 2009 at 6:10 PM
This has Clinton fiasco written all over it, if the MSM has any balls to run with the story.
“President Obama oogles 16 year old girls behind.”
Mothers and fathers across America shake their heads in disgust.
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
He needs to be careful.He could get McNaired.
docflash on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Obambi: Excuse me while I whip this out…
or
Obambi: Hey, where all da white women at…?
Liberty or Death on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
“I want some of dat!”
WordsMatter on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Noooooo. Someone isn’t getting laid anytime soon.
Monica on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Obama: “Daaaaaamn…”
Sarkozy: “My wife is hotter.”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Thing is, Ogabe had to have known who all those young people were, it’s not as if they would be official G8 delegates.
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
“Michelle who?”
WordsMatter on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
I bet late night comics won’t find anything funny about this.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Would lorien?
blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
“Greg, what am I looking at, again?”
JKahn913 on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
“if Michelle is 94 of the Hot 100, this girl must be #1″
SDarchitect on July 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
Although if she is from Brazil……
csdeven on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Michelle is currently asking a Secret Service agent if she can borrow his weapon.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
“Hmm, that poor woman’s leg is shorter than the other. BE HEALED!!”
inviolet on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
No worries, it was funny. It’s okay to go off every once in awhile.
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
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blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Quel enculé!
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Caught in the ACT of Lusting!!
Oh my!!hahahahahahahha.
Wait till,Obama gets interogated by Michelle OMama,
she’ll probably,waterboard his #ss!!haha
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
anyone got Michelle’s email? Want to make sure she sees this Bill Clinton Jr. image…..LOL
SDarchitect on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Looks like the white house staff will be buying new lamps again.
Alden Pyle on July 9, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Firearm…not weapon. Unless you were suggesting… :-)
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
….No Bush…she’s from Brazil….
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
You know what’s funny about Obama, or the picture, or what he’s doing? Nothing. But I’ll laugh when he’s gone.
JiangxiDad on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Michelle: ” Oh no you di’n't! You di’n't just Dis’respect me in front of the whoe worl! No, no, uh-ah, you di’n't!”
PappaMac on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Carter only lusted in his heart.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
Busted. I bet there won’t be a date night tonight.
Brat4life on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
“Hey sugar, come back to the hotel, and you can see my custom presidential seal…”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:13 PM
But
bushsanford did.the_nile on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Dirty minds, csdeven. Dirty minds.
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
That’s not Ogabe’s daughter standing behind him is it?
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
much Junk in the Trunk there is…..
—Yoda Obama ( master hypocrite )
Janos Hunyadi on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
to go off
HornetSting on July 9,2009 at 6:12PM.
HornetSting:—————-:)
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
That’s what Obama’s thinking.
Monica on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Sarkozy – the cat that ate the canary!! The French do understand the wandering eye, one has to wonder if Sarkozy planted a little photo op for bubbling Barry.
EyesOpen on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Well, he might have a taser. I can see her doing that for pleasure.
D’OH!
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
That line of decency? Yeah, you just got in the General Lee and jumped that line with all the skills of a Duke Boy.
(Insert Dixie Horn sound effect here)
portlandon on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Do you get French Fries or Freedom Fries with that Shake.
roux on July 9, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Well, we all know where the cigarrette is going.
Alden Pyle on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
I’ve heard the got those flying ashtrays.
the_nile on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Show off! ;-) (I’m just jealous!)
Liberty or Death on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Everyone’s worried about Michelle’s reaction… I’d be more worried about Chris Matthews. Jaded lovers can strike back hard.
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
“Well, hello Mr. Waxman.”
LibTired on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
I guess The Precedent isn’t going to be invited to any Girl Scout Conventions …
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Monica on July 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
I am waiting to find this on HuffPost.
hahahahahahahaha
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Obama to Michelle: “Baby, that wasn’t my fault, I’m sure I saw Cheney in the crowd.”
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Newer video of James Manning calling Obama a “mack daddy.”
http://bit.ly/fRqrS
JiangxiDad on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Sarkozy: “He took the bait. That pheromone spray worked! Can’t wait to see his wife react.”
darii on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Alors — I know what you give you for your birthday.
IndieDogg on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
lol…great point
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
…..BUSH made me do it!
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Obama better keep Michelle happy. I think she’d divorce him in a second and take us for everything we’ve got.
sherry on July 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM
“Hey baby. Come with me to my underwater grotto. We’ll eat figs, bare our teeth, howl, and tumble in the rushing water till our pelts get all wet.”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM
One more reason why Michelle thinks the gun should be more controlled.
rich801 on July 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Ochimpy: “Now that’s a peach!”
csdeven on July 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM
You just know Letterman will be all over this tonight.
cozmo on July 9, 2009 at 6:17 PM
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