Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic
posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now. I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself? Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.
So add your caption and have a blast! I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few. Just kick back and enjoy…
Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN. I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering. The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.
In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:
I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat. Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot. This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)
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You thought the frost in Canada was cold, wait til he gets home.
Tazz 55 on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Sarko: Step up for him. Step down for me.
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
And the lady next to her is checking her out in that pic. She’s getting it from all sides and all genders.
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Is Michelle still PROUD of America?
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
“C’mon baby, share that wealth!”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
I would follow that butt to Argentina!
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Did I just hear a Bat’leth being drawn?
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
“I’m all that’s standing between you and a pitchfork.”
JKahn913 on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Obama: About that second stimulus…
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
YES!!!!
Spectreman on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
What I want to know is… Where’s the outrage of the femanazies National Organization of Women for his treating her like a peice of meat! We’ve already been through this with Clinton!
CynicalOptimist on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
“That needs a little enhanced interrogation!”
Lehosh on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
“Brazil, huh? Maybe Sanford would take me to South America the next time he goes there.”
Fallen Sparrow on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Whoa-bama-lama-ding-dong!
“No I can’t.”
RandyChandler on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Obama: “I need to make a booty call!”
jencab on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
“God I wish I wasn’t married to Ru Paul”
Seriously tho, the girl is 16? Messed up.
Dopavash on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Well, I guess that question has been cleared up quite nicely.
betsyz on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
To Sarkozy:
“I’m gonna redistribute that ass!”
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Where is blatant? This is his type of thread? Is he off somewhere being lonely again? :o)
FontanaConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
He was on another thread not long ago. I’m sure he’ll show up after his date.
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Sarkozy: “Vous portez le bois d’œuvre, Monsieur le Président”
iurockhead on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
+100 HA!
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Little OT, but is that Michelle behind him with the ugly bag?
Speaking of behinds and Michelle,
Obama: “My girl, you got a long was to go to compete with the Mrs.”
WoosterOh on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Jeremiah Wright “That Bill Clinton would be riding dirty… Obama is just hopin she’d change….”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Yea, yea I know but c’mon the leg and toe thing he’s doing is a little wierd looking.
sherry on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
What a time for some secret service.
ICBM on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
I bet the dark skinned girl in the background has a better bum.
Theworldisnotenough on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Obama: “Cotton candy sweet as gold let me see ya tootsie roll!”
alohapundit on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Obama’s saying “My wife’s ass is twice as big”
bwconq on July 9, 2009 at 5:58 PM
*French President Nicolas Sarkozy*:
I wish I was walking next to President Sarah Palin…..
dec5 on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
I’d seize those assets!
The second stimulus package
smart power
reset buttons
where did I meet Michelle again?
Uh, well, uh
BOTUS
blatantblue on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
She’s from Brazil? That changes things:
“Yeah Rahm, get me Gov. Sanford on the line. Don’t matter why, just do it.”
DailyDanet on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Hmmm. He has got a pretty skinny butt, I wonder why he prefers woman with such big ones.
Cheshire Cat on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
To reiterate and emphasize.
Her name is Mayara Tavares.
She’s from Brazil and in Italy for the Junior 8 (youth version of G8 conference).
AND SHE”S ONLY 16.
Proof at page 2 of this pdf, and thoroughly researched in the comments at this Ace post.
T.Paine on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
BWAHAHAHA
Theworldisnotenough on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
That Obama sure has a lot of Letterman in him.
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
“Hey baby, want to see my carbon offset?”
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
I’d love to be her “crazy uncle”.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Sarkozy: “Michelle and Hillary will have more to talk about now.”
Obama: “I wonder what that would be like under the Resolute Desk?”
Sweetness0726 on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
He’s a spaz.
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
That is 16 year old Brazilian, Mayara Tavar
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 5:59 PM
“Speaking of missile systems…”
Lehosh on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Hillary is mad she did not get to go too.
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
If she turns out to be 16 like one poster said, Obama is going to look like a disgusting pervert.
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I haven’t been this turned on since I met Bernadine Dohrn!
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I thought black guys only liked white women that were blond and over 280 lbs.
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Obama: Michelle .. HONEST.. I was looking for your 6000.00 bag.. yeah that is it!
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Obama “Id like to do the Vulcan Mind meld with her…”
Michelle Obama “If you do that my boot will go klingon on your ass….”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Watch out for that first step sweetheart, its a doozy!
sayabule1 on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
So does that mean Obama can have his own intern?
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Age of consent in Brazil is 14.
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
….Where’s my cigar?
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Taxes aren’t the only things rising.
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Allahpundit’s black?
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Can we strap a teleprompter to it?
kringeesmom on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
“Tap and Cradle”
csdeven on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Obama: Nope, nope, still not as fat as Michelle’s arse.
Upstater85 on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
“I believe Monsieur Obama has found his second stimulus plan.”
Blacklake on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
This should be repeated, she’s apparently a 16 year old girl folks!
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
When she’s done she can babysit the girls
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
So are some States. But, it’s Obama.. you know the “ONE”. He don’t NEED no permission!
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
“Man, that would look so hot in a Chador!”
Terry_Dyne on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Finally – we were wondering where you were!
Fallen Sparrow on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Allahpundit’s black?
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:01 PM
LOL!
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
LOLBAMA: I can haz statutory rape?
Master Shake on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Now that’s a distraction from the real issues!
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Obama:”Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.”
portlandon on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
What is Michelle Obama’s age of consent?
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Wanna see why they call me “The One” ?
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
“I liiiiiike big butts and I canno…..I liiiiiiike big butts!”
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Maybe the contest should be pulled, on account of her age.
ThePrez on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Obama:Okay, I know the perfect pickup line. I’ll just tell her it’s too big to fail.
warrenmr on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
er..ah..well…I’m not say…er..ah…lol
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 6:02 PM
“I’d like to seize those means of production!”
TheUnrepentantGeek on July 9, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Michelle is going to have a $100,000 purse after this.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Well now, if I were married to Michelle I’d certainly be looking to wander.
Onager on July 9, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Well via his twitter.. he has no hair:
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Age of consent in Italy is 14.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Michelle better hold on to her man. We already know he loves all things European.
LSUMama on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
“I did not have sexual relations with that French woman….but I wanted to.”
Rizzo on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
BTW, according to UNICEF’s website, she is 17 (not 16).
sayabule1 on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Something new to keep the family jewels in?
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
+1000.
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
“CAT SCRATCH FEVER”
“WANGO TANGO”!!
canopfor on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Transparency: Staring at a chick’s ass without even trying to hide it.
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Finally Obama may have a reason to get his veto pen out.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:04 PM
and this will be a 5 point bump in the polls…..
Fighton03 on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
i would be tappin’ nat!
max1 on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
triple-jointed freak
JiangxiDad on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Honestly Michelle she is more my type…
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Mayara Tavares, is 16 and lives in the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
She inherited from her grandmother and father a passion to take part in
community action and social movements and has been an activist in her
community fighting for children and adolescent rights. She has recently
acted as a community researcher interviewing other adolescents in the
community about their lives and how it feels for them to be growing up in
the shantytowns of Rio de Janeiro. Through this work she became part of a
National Platform for the improvement of poor communities situated in
large urban centers, an initiative carried out by UNICEF in Brazil. She also
became a member of the Youth Forum in her municipality and hopes that she
can continue to engage her peers in this work.
skree on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Heh, History of the World Part I, great movie!
Here’s a fitting clip…It’s good to be the king rap!
Liberty or Death on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
LOL! Should be the next “Michelle’s fashion” article.
And in other news, the First lady is now sporting a brand new diamond ring, a 100,000 dollar purse and Obama is walking funny.
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
OK, how about this one,
“SHE is the one I have been waiting for”
WoosterOh on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Obama:”Pardon me miss, would you like an internship at the White House?”
portlandon on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
He ‘dropped’ something. Yeah, that’s it. He “dropped” something. Gonna bend over and pick it up any second now. Any bets that there’s going to be a new law soon, outlawing possession of cameras? Just wait until Barry get’s home after Michelle sees that pic splattered all over the front page. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that room!
GarandFan on July 9, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Dry your eyes, she’s seventeen, apparently.
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Cankle alert on the girl standing behind Obama. On that note July is National Cankle Awareness month according to Gold’s Gym.
alohapundit on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
She’s 16 folks. Don’t be a pervert like your President.
faraway on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Yes, I can…tap dat ass!
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
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