Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic
posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
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All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now. I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself? Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy. In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.
So add your caption and have a blast! I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few. Just kick back and enjoy…
Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN. I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering. The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.
In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:
I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat. Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot. This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)
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Ogabe: “I’d tax that!”
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:46 PM
“If I were a straight man, I’d tap that.”
myrenovations on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Somewhere, Chris Matthews weeps.
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Nice shoes.
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
I love Sarkozy’s expression.
JeffreyLloyd on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
That wouldn’t help Michelle’s children.
Prufrock on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Ed, you are the MAN!
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
he was looking at the shoes. Nothing to see here
equality on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
Obama’s position on offshore drilling has suddenly changed.
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 5:47 PM
1,000 comments or butt…I mean bust.
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
“Dayum!!”
AverageJoe on July 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Oh look! A quarter.
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
How UNHIPPY!
TruthToBeTold on July 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Seconded. This whole day on Hot Air has absolutely rocked.
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 5:48 PM
“I’d like to have a crack at warming that globe.”
spaninq on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
“Oh yeah, there’s my soulmate.”
myrenovations on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
“Now that’s what a real woman should look like.”
Ceroth on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
nice, ehh, scarf?
Zorro on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
If it were only bigger…
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Obama: She’s creating or saving 150,000 boners.
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Nice dress.
(Like to see it on my floor.)
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Oh man, I didn’t know they came in small sizes.
Ceroth on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
She’s 16…
She’s 16…
She’s 16…
Oops.
Apparently she’s a member of the Junior 8 (all 14-17) from Brazil and she’s only 16…
T.Paine on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
“My ass is more bangin.`”
ThePrez on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
‘I didn’t know asses could be that small?’
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Women shave their legs????
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
“Merci boucoump!”
AverageJoe on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
“Bet that ain’t as hairy as the one I’m used to.”
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
“That’s 1/10th the size of Michelle’s booty.”
noblejones on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Booty call we can believe in!
Lehosh on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Obama “now thats a stimulus project”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Sigh-Larry had the same dress
Tazz 55 on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Sarkozy: “Hoh hoh, watch me tempt ze classless amereeecan with ze young, franche, mademoiselle.”
Zero: “Well, uh, hi there, uh, um, young lady with, um, the, um uh big, um uh uh, Oh I just peed a little.”
Spectreman on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Zarc: “Hmmm…I don’t know why zey sink he has ze nice pecs, they are scrawny like most Frenchman’s, and he has no azz…stupid Americans!”
Liberty or Death on July 9, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Uh oh.
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
This is our dignified leader.
/sarc
All I see is a cougar that blatantblue still can’t get :P
FontanaConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
“Can I bow this time?”
Avatar72 on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Schwing!
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
She’s a butter face just like my wife.
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Why would you look at any other woman when you are married to the most beautiful downtrodden woman to come out of Princeton, EVAH?
Plus…..the picture shows arms that don’t look too good. Not that he seemed to notice.
IlikedAUH2O on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Hit it and quit it? Yes we can!
Lehosh on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
ROFLMAO..Excellent!
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Well, it worked for Clinton…
Rogue on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
“I bet if I grabbed a nice handful, I could get away with it.”
ThePrez on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
All I see is a cougar that blatantblue still can’t get :P
FontanaConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Poor BB!
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
that’s what I call stimulus!
cameo on July 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Sarkozy (thinking): Heh, I sure hope he’s got a comfortable couch to sleep on.
Roc on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
That’s one red state I’d like to poll well in!
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Even Barack gotta shout – Baby got back!
Ted Torgerson on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Hey Sarkozy, look! Flip-flops! Get it? Flip-flops!
Thunderstorm129 on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
“It’s good to be the king!”
FloatingRock on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
The Audacity of Badunkadunk.
Sarkozy: “Ze Meechele, she weel not like zees, heheh.”
DailyDanet on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
President EVIL
heh
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
equality on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
“When in France…”
FloatingRock on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
In light of this new information, I would like to redact my previous comments, as I am not David Letterman.
myrenovations on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
I am not a guy or anything, but she looks kind of skinny to me. Toothpick legs, narrow butt. How old is she? 12?
Terrye on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
I’d kick her out of bed………….. then do her on the floor.
txag92 on July 9, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Barack loves him some back.
Cue up Sir-Mix-A-Lot just about now.
ieplaya on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
“Schwing!”
Beto Ochoa on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Maybe Sanford had something with this hispanic outreach thing.
lorien1973 on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Epic win.
Lehosh on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Showed my wife the pic, I told her she was young but my widfe said “How do you know”…LOL…I guess I was right.
By the way, that’s Bill Clinton disgusting!
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
The Precedent: Man … if only I weren’t gay and married to the roughest woman in North America … I’d …
Sarko: What a boob. I can’t take this schmo anywhere.
progressoverpeace on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
“Oooo, wouldya look at the booty on that!”
[Note to self, on the Presidential Blackberry: "Call Billy C., have him set somethin' up."]
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
“No, you can’t”
TubbyHubby on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
+1
Shepherd on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
“That ass just created or saved one boner!”
Jim Treacher on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Wow, does not look like the same woman at all. But, I think you’re right.
LastRick on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
What cheek!
BigD on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
dat ass
triple on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
She can garden at my house anytime!
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
“I would vote for that stimulus package.”
david2484 on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Should have been “Merci beaucoup”, but that typo somehow seems funnier.
AverageJoe on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Have I told you about my stimulus package?
DailyDanet on July 9, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Sarkozy: HA, I have captured Obama.. by Da Butt!
upinak on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Heh, good one lorien!
Liberty or Death on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Dang, you all beat me to everything!
Fuzzlenutter on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Please say you’re not kidding. Scandal!
HornetSting on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Come on, he was just making sure she got up the step OK.
Seixon on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
I think we have a winner.
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Sarkozy “Dammit I just had to put up with Bertelesconi scandals now this….”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Kick his ass Michelle! Don’t let him get away with that crap! Kick his ass real good!
Schweggie on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
What is Obama doing with his leg? Do men really get tingles up their legs?
sherry on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
To Sarkozy: Word. Sarkozy: Oui. (mutual fist bump)
CP on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
“Hey baby, stick with me and I’ll make you a czar.”
Bishop on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Aaaaahhhh, zee ahmereecan wolf has come outs to play.
birdhurd on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Yeah, but her guns are nothing to write home about.
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
“We have just seen the backend of Global Warming, forget Hockey Stick theories”
WoosterOh on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Mark Sanford “Lorien would hit that”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Two dogs and a bi*ch
Schadenfreude on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
NOW I CAN RESPECT HIM
bwconq on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Sarkozy: “Toujours l’amour…trop jeunes pour Obama…. seulement dans le stade pour le véritable président…moi.”
coldwarrior on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
er..ah..well..not the leg per se
Jeff from WI on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
If you thought Michelle was scowling before…
MadisonConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Damn, I am going to have to get Michelle another alligator purse.
Mr. Joe on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
The look on Sharkozy’s face is the best caption of all.
Beto Ochoa on July 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Obama “Sarkozy you take the high road and I’ll take the low road….”
William Amos on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Obama: Will she fit under my desk? O Yeaahhhhhhhh!
therightscoop on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Where is blatant? This is his type of thread? Is he off somewhere being lonely again? :o)
FontanaConservative on July 9, 2009 at 5:57 PM
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