Caption contest: First Ogler; Update: New pic

posted at 5:45 pm on July 9, 2009 by Ed Morrissey

All right, all right … you folks just won’t let this wait for it to be the Quote of the Day, so let’s get this party started now.  I’d call this an Obamateurism, but (a) Hot Air readers wouldn’t let it sit overnight, and (b) what married man hasn’t done this once or twice himself?  Unfortunately, Obama let himself get caught ogling the young woman, and perhaps by French President Nicolas Sarkozy.  In fact, he seems more amused than Hot Air readers.

So add your caption and have a blast!  I’ll probably skip doing a poll, since I won’t be able to read the thousand-plus comments and boil the entries to a representative few.  Just kick back and enjoy…

Update: Some report that this was a 16-year-old attendee of the J-8 Conference, an auxiliary event for teens around the world to the G-8 conference arranged by the UN.  I’m sure Obama would not have known her age or her membership in the group; I doubt he even knew of the J-8 gathering.  The object of the joke here is Obama, not the young woman, but let’s try to keep this in mind.

In fact, let’s just take that pic down and use this one instead:

I think this works just as well for all of the existing captions suggested in the comments, and eliminates the ick factor somewhat.  Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot.  This really amuses him, n’est-ce pas? (via William Amos)


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Matt Drudge, you magnificent bastard.

Geochelone on July 10, 2009 at 5:37 PM

Matt Drudge isn’t a good guy. I can’t stand when people on our side pretend he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

nazo311 on July 10, 2009 at 6:14 PM

Matt Drudge isn’t a good guy. I can’t stand when people on our side pretend he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

nazo311 on July 10, 2009 at 6:14 PM

One of the posters here wrote that Obama was gay, like we are all suddenly supposed to hate gay people, or think they are creepy or whatever.

Meanwhile Matt Drudge is openly OUT and PROUD.

AprilOrit on July 10, 2009 at 6:24 PM

beHind sight is 4 4…

OneConservative on July 10, 2009 at 6:40 PM

Barry:How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Sarkozy: What?
Barry: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children.

(name that movie)

Fed45 on July 10, 2009 at 7:05 PM

name that movie)

Fed45 on July 10, 2009 at 7:05 PM

I hate Illinois Nazis…..donkeys..same thing

Fighton03 on July 10, 2009 at 7:07 PM

Sarkozy: That girl is 16, Mr. President.

Obama: At 16, that trashy Pain woman’s daughter was on her third kid!

Sarkozy: Excellent point. You know I called her to congratulate her on her movie debut.

simplesimon on July 10, 2009 at 7:25 PM

Notice, too, that Sarkozy is giving almost exactly the same kind of reaction in this shot.

I rather believe Sarkozy is enjoying Obama enjoying the view so my caption comes from Sarkozy`s mouth:

La vista . . . c’est bonne, Monsieur President? Mon Dieu! The photos! Madame Michelle no ebay for la guillotine??

Sherman1864 on July 10, 2009 at 7:34 PM

Damn, Michelle’s butt could look like that…LOL, who am I kidding!

Spiritk9 on July 10, 2009 at 7:45 PM

But what do we really know about you??

AprilOrit on July 10, 2009 at 5:54 PM

That I recognize a libtard troll like you when I see one!

bill30097 on July 10, 2009 at 7:53 PM

the BDS people over at KOS
AprilOrit on July 10, 2009 at 6:03 PM

Go back to KOS where you came from

bill30097 on July 10, 2009 at 7:54 PM

At least Bill Clinton tried to cover things up under the desk. Gee maybe she will have to right to smack him upside his head when she learns of this. Oh yes, that is correct MSM won’t “em bare ass” THE ONE!

Conservican on July 10, 2009 at 8:09 PM

This is all a white house propaganda shot…trying to divert attention to the obvious, Obambi is gay. He is only using Manshell and doesn’t even like girly girls.

DanaSmiles on July 10, 2009 at 3:41 PM

Dana you made me smile. Thanks.
I’ll read more after I clean the spray off the screen. That was rich.;-)

Blacksmith8 on July 10, 2009 at 8:11 PM

o-bum-a-gate.

the_nile on July 10, 2009 at 8:26 PM

I bet you are one of those Birthers too…

It takes allot more than that to impress any of us here.

AprilOrit on July 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM

What’s amazing to me is that you continue to reference “us”.
First rule of conservatism -
Speak for yourself!
If I like what I hear you’ll know it soon enough.
NEVER AGAIN!

Blacksmith8 on July 10, 2009 at 8:37 PM

Caption Contest:
The Most Famous Butt in the World:And the young girl walking past him seems oblivious…

Nelsa on July 10, 2009 at 8:39 PM

Does anyone agree with me? Michelle is like Grace Jones with her wild eyes from the Bond Movie? Her butt is like Texas and that 16 year old’s is like Connecticut. Busted, O.

suzyk on July 10, 2009 at 8:49 PM

John Ensign’s parents paid his mistress $100,000 and all Hotair can run with is Obama looking at a cute behind.

athensboy on July 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM

I can’t stand the S.O.B. but I probably woulda checked it out too. The young lady was worth a look and there isn’t a thing wrong with appreciating natural beauty. I’m giving a pass on this regardless.

conservativecaveman on July 10, 2009 at 9:21 PM

John Ensign’s parents paid his mistress $100,000 and all Hotair can run with is Obama looking at a cute behind.

athensboy on July 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM

Got video?

ddrintn on July 10, 2009 at 9:39 PM

Listen – cut it out now. She obviously had something to say that Omaba was absolutely struck by. Using Omaba’s logic, he was just comparing his a$$ to hers as that’s where he pulls his ideas from and he wanted to check out where she was pulling hers from.

Am I the first to postulate this?

ericdijon on July 10, 2009 at 9:53 PM

John Ensign’s parents paid his mistress $100,000 and all Hotair can run with is Obama looking at a cute behind.

athensboy on July 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM

1. Hotair runs about 15-20 articles a day.. Your “All they can run with…” is BUSTED

2. John Ensign is not MY senator. (I’ve got dipity do Casey and alrem Sphincter)..

3. John Ensing is 1/100th of one of our three branches of government. Obama is 1/3.. So athensboy.. tell me, which is bigger 1/100th of 1/3rd or 1/3rd??

4. OK Athensboy… How many nukes does John Ensign Control?? How Many does Obama Control?? Are you comfortable with a dirtball pedophile being in charge of enough firepower to put us back to the Jurassic Era??

5. Since you are eager to express outrage, tell us … How do you feel about Bawney Fwank’s boyfriend running a male whorehouse out of Bawney’s Apartment.

So, if the Ensign stories are true, he is an idiot and a dirtball. HOwecver, he is not the leader of the free world. And, I’m assuming that his mistress wasn’t just out of puberty.

What is dangerous here, and I mean end of freaking civilization dangerous, is that obama keeps showing signs of being an egomaniac. He already showed he has no moral compass when he voted and argued to allow newborn babies to be put to death by exposure, dehyrdration and starvation. Be afraid, be very afraid.

I suppose the bright side is that obama will get grief from the GLBT community until he starts ogling obvious trannies or guys…

bullseye on July 10, 2009 at 10:47 PM

bullseye on July 10, 2009 at 10:47 PM

athensboy is just an O-bot who knows his god is in trouble if the business cycle doesn’t pull his godlike ass out of the fire. He’s really touchy about any portrayal of Obama as anything less than divine.

ddrintn on July 10, 2009 at 10:53 PM

bullseye on July 10, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Wow. You spanked athensbuttboy but good.

Nice work.

Geochelone on July 10, 2009 at 11:10 PM

athensboy is just an O-bot who knows his god is in trouble if the business cycle doesn’t pull his godlike ass out of the fire. He’s really touchy about any portrayal of Obama as anything less than divine.

ddrintn on July 10, 2009 at 10:53 PM

Yeah, I’m getting sick of the photogs setting jugears up so that the background looks like a Halo. I only have one God and it sure as hell isn’t a guy from illinois or hawaii or kenya or indonesia or wherever the hell he crawled out of.

I don’t see how a business cycle can pull jugears’s butt out of the fire. He is doing everything possible to wreck the economy. It looks more and more like gross idiocy or a determined attempt at Cloward Piven.

2010 will tell me if I want to worry about long term stuff like mortgages any more.

bullseye on July 10, 2009 at 11:15 PM

Wow. You spanked athensbuttboy but good.

Nice work.

Geochelone on July 10, 2009 at 11:10 PM

Thanks.. The thing is that whacking the trolls here is akin to plinking 55 gallon oil drums at 20 feet with a bench rested scoped .22.

When I listen to hannity I often wonder if he has the easiest or hardest job in the world.

Easiest – The left has no logic in their arguments. He can rip them apart with the greatest of ease.

Hardest – The left has no brains so they don’t understand they’ve been whacked.

bullseye on July 10, 2009 at 11:19 PM

Sarkozy “You Down with OPP?”

Obama, “Well, You know me!”

Zaire67 on July 10, 2009 at 11:25 PM

John Ensign’s parents paid his mistress $100,000 and all Hotair can run with is Obama looking at a cute behind.

athensboy on July 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM

Well…in teh Ones favor….that tusch was worth more than $100K. So…what’s your problem?

Fighton03 on July 10, 2009 at 11:35 PM

Bill Blizzard on July 10, 2009 at 3:41 PM

In the video he is clearly keeping his head down waiting to help the other young lady appear in his field of vision so he can assist her down the stairs. Obama is a reckless Marxist hell bent on destroying our beloved Republic, but a pervert he is not. Let’s stay focused people, it’s so easy to fall into these traps. He’s dismantling Capitalism, but no one seems to notice that much anymore. Give it a rest. Sheesh.

long_cat on July 11, 2009 at 1:16 AM

Go back to KOS where you came from

bill30097 on July 10, 2009 at 7:54 PM

Thank you Michelle – for you Fair and Balanced honesty.

I dare any of you to call the Boss a troll….

AprilOrit on July 11, 2009 at 1:32 AM

What would Uncle Bill do in this situation?

MSGTAS on July 11, 2009 at 10:18 AM

Ya know, I have to agree – the notion that he’s checking or worried about his footing is just silliness in the extreme – “ooh, I’m concerned I might fall off this step”, so he looks not at his feet, but… several yards to his right?

C’mon, he’s looking at her a$$ – and you know what? SO WHAT! lol

Midas on July 11, 2009 at 11:30 AM

C’mon, he’s looking at her a$$ – and you know what? SO WHAT! lol

Midas on July 11, 2009 at 11:30 AM

I agree. It almost humanizes him, but he can’t lower himself to admitting he’s only human.

Maquis on July 11, 2009 at 12:55 PM

Dang girl! Gimme some of that white ‘ho ass!

Cpoy2 on July 10, 2009 at 3:20 PM

You are a plant meant to make Republicans look bad. Don’t be so obvious next time idiot.

The Race Card on July 11, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Sharing my creativity…link.

Rusty Shackleford on July 11, 2009 at 5:46 PM

It is kind of funny though—I wonder if it will disconcert him enough to make him overly careful in the future?

jeanie on July 11, 2009 at 7:44 PM

Actually, I think the original photo was less embarrassing than the second one. With the first photo, my reaction was “Okay, yeah, that’s understandable.” With this one, all I can think is, “Why?” It’s almost Clintonesque.

Also, who are the two zombies flanking Sarkozy? The Secret Service should all be fired if the undead can get this close to our leaders without being challenged!

Cylor on July 11, 2009 at 11:12 PM

Rusty, that .gif wins hands down. Can I use it on a forum someday?

Cylor on July 11, 2009 at 11:15 PM

I dare any of you to call the Boss a troll….

AprilOrit on July 11, 2009 at 1:32 AM

Michelle is not perfect just better than the rest.
You are still a troll.

bill30097 on July 11, 2009 at 11:46 PM

Rusty, that .gif wins hands down. Can I use it on a forum someday?

Cylor on July 11, 2009 at 11:15 PM

Go for it…that’s why I make ‘em.

Rusty Shackleford on July 12, 2009 at 1:31 AM

Maybe that’s how they keep him focused on the Telepromputer….pictures of White Women butts

will sass u on July 12, 2009 at 4:45 AM

Jeanie, right on. He’ll bring it up in a future interview with Stephenopolopolos.

will sass u on July 12, 2009 at 4:46 AM

sherry on July 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM

“What is Obama doing with his leg? Do men really get tingles up their legs?”

The answer is yes, but don’t ask which leg.

JabbaTheTutt on July 12, 2009 at 8:08 AM

For me? This is much better than an iPod, thanks it will give me great pleasure.

workingforpigs on July 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM

Michelle is not perfect just better than the rest.
You are still a troll.

bill30097 on July 11, 2009 at 11:46 PM

You just don’t quit do you? LOLOLOL

I get it, I know your type.

AprilOrit on July 12, 2009 at 11:38 AM

Michelle is not perfect just better than the rest.
You are still a troll.

bill30097 on July 11, 2009 at 11:46 PM

You are the type that assumes anyone who doesn’t bash Obama is a troll, or anyone who doesn’t agree with Sarah Palin is a troll. Or anyone who support Mitt is a troll.

I get it, no civil discourse as far as you are concerned.

AprilOrit on July 12, 2009 at 11:41 AM

I’m giving a pass on this regardless.
conservativecaveman on July 10, 2009 at 9:21 PM

That’s fair, but the denials just magnify the MSM’s fawining, boot licking support for this slug.

Pelayo on July 12, 2009 at 3:36 PM

I wonder what BHO’s right hand is doing.

Pelayo on July 12, 2009 at 3:38 PM

I know what Obama was thinking, but what about Sarkozy?

They were thinking, “Hey, it worked out pretty well for Bill, why not me?”

Mojave Mark on July 12, 2009 at 10:22 PM

Where did Bill hide those cigars again?

slackerjpt on July 13, 2009 at 9:16 AM

I dare you, I double dare you with caviar on top.

MSGTAS on July 13, 2009 at 9:35 AM

But like I’ve said before, it’s the least objectionable thing the commie coxucker has done since the inauguration. I’d rather see him check out asses than spending all of his time reducing America to ashes.

DrZin on July 10, 2009 at 11:01 AM

Great line – I strongly approve this message!!!

Sweet_Thang on July 13, 2009 at 9:54 AM

-0- sings to Sarkozy:

“That honky-tonk badonka donk,

whew, shut my mouth, slap your gran-ma!”

Sarkozy response:

“We hate to see her go,

but LOVE to watch her leave!”

Sweet_Thang on July 13, 2009 at 10:00 AM

I really don’t care if he was or not looking at her butt. If Obama was checking her out it was because he was pandering to Sarkozy, who most likely was talking sex and trying to hook Obama up all day so as to have some goodies on him. Michelle always brings common sense to these issues. Its not important and waste of time as there is much more to be concerned with. The Dems love it when we are distracted with these issues as it gives them room to move more quickly on their agenda.

Ed Laskie on July 13, 2009 at 10:49 AM

At least he’s ogling grown women and not children and other men. But he’s a liberal Democratic so sooner or later he’ll “get it right.”

MaiDee on July 13, 2009 at 10:53 AM

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