Comments on: Video: Text your local hitman

By: feedercattle

feedercattle — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:01:33 +0000

Texting for a hitman,,, to much work. Just place a want ad in your local newspaper.

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:06:10 +0000

i need some1 2 kill bird out my window. tweet 2 much. i h8 it. must die. will pay with sk8board

RR

ramrants on July 8, 2009 at 9:23 PM

Heh…good one!

Ed, this woman is considered a true genius among those who voted fro Obama.

doriangrey on July 8, 2009 at 9:21 PM

Yep, a prime example of the intelligence level of an Obambi voter!

By: LevStrauss

LevStrauss — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:16:49 +0000

I’ve come to believe that there are no longer any real hitmen, just lots and lots of under cover FBI agents.

myrenovations on July 8, 2009 at 9:22 PM

Neo Nazis and Klansmen too.

By: LimeyGeek

LimeyGeek — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:00:13 +0000

I love the way it’s referred to as ’so 21st century’.

The inference is, of course, is that it’s so hi-tech and cyber cool.

Unfortunately, I think the real comparison with the 21st century is how dumbed-down the general population has become.

By: Jeff from WI

Jeff from WI — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:18:50 +0000

She wouldn’t be in trouble if she handled it like Mc Nairs girlfriend did and just handled it herself.

By: jbh45

jbh45 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:49:11 +0000

..but in this case texting was used to get someone wacked.

By: jbh45

jbh45 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:48:16 +0000

Texting is wack. Ya know what I’m sayings, man?

By: Jeff from WI

Jeff from WI — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:39:58 +0000

What an idiot. Everyone knows you just dial 1-800-4Hitman.

Rocks on July 9, 2009 at 12:16 AM

Sounds like a profitable business. Are they publicly owned, on the NYSE?

By: Rocks

Rocks — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:16:09 +0000

What an idiot. Everyone knows you just dial 1-800-4Hitman.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:59:34 +0000

Cindy Munford on July 8, 2009 at 10:15 PM

Over a single whiner, if memory serves. They’ve made a few questionable business decisions this year, that have benefited me though, so I’m not complaining :)

By: highhopes

highhopes — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:57:15 +0000

I’ve seen enough of these situations to appreciate that people get to a point where they are adversarial with an individual with whom they have an emotional connection that any reaction “reasonable.” That’s not to justify the action of seeking a hitman but those involved in these situations are not always rational. As an example, I literally saw an individual in the middle of a divorce (no kids involved) literally go into attack mode over who gets possession of a car that didn’t come close to what the legal fees cost.

By: AZfederalist

AZfederalist — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:48:39 +0000

It is difficult to get away with much anymore, unless, of course, one is a liberal Democrat member of Congress.

myrenovations on July 8, 2009 at 9:55 PM

Fixed it for you.

By: Pazman

Pazman — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:41:46 +0000

If this had happened in L.A., the price would have been twice the amount: in ground pool, 8-feet deep, U-haul.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:34:00 +0000

Woops, someone already said that

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:33:00 +0000

Sheeesh, everyone knows you use Craigslist for Hitmen.

- The Cat

By: ronsfi

ronsfi — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:29:28 +0000

It’s always “for the children” isn’t it? Good thing she didn’t have some killer Garden Gnomes or that dude would be dead.

By: Cindy Munford

Cindy Munford — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:20:19 +0000

ericdijon on July 8, 2009 at 10:12 PM

Very scary. I wish the South hadn’t appeared to be disproportionately represented.

By: Ed Driscoll » Don’t Text The Crime, If You Can’t Do The Time

Ed Driscoll » Don’t Text The Crime, If You Can’t Do The Time — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:18:21 +0000

[...] man but with the police — or in this case, the FBI. Why the feds? The woman was dumb enough to send text messages to a co-worker to find a killer for hire.” Filed under: Muggeridge’s Law, The Return of the [...]

By: Cindy Munford

Cindy Munford — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:15:46 +0000

lorien1973 on July 8, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Walgreens pulled theirs.

By: ericdijon

ericdijon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:12:25 +0000

This is what happens when people think that the idiots on Jerry Springer are real.

Cindy Munford on July 8, 2009 at 9:32 PM

On N Michigan Ave & E Wacker Dr there is a great old-time hotel. I loved staying there when it was a Crowne Plaza. Years ago, the idiots from Jerry Springer were guests there on Sunday through Wednesday. Cindy, those people are very real. Amusing to meet in the bar, but scarred for life – I tell you – I’m scarred for life!

By: thevastlane

thevastlane — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:11:06 +0000

It sells pretty well actually. I’ve been selling them for a few months.

lorien1973 on July 8, 2009 at 10:06 PM

I remember seeing them a while back, but seeing them advertised during Hannity just made me LOL.

If I buy one does that make me a racist?

By: doriangrey

doriangrey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:08:39 +0000

It’s a cryin’ damm shame that a person can’t go on Craigslist anymore to ~~find~~ advertise themselves as a good hitman. I don’t want a beer can collection and I’m not looking to trade my fishing boat for “atv, 18′ dock section, Acer 15-inch monitor, or ???”. All I want is a ~~hitman~~ cold hard cash. America isn’t what it used to be. Bishop on July 8, 2009 at 10:04 PM

Heh heh heh... :P

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:06:47 +0000

lorien1973 on July 8, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Yah, but you priced it $2 higher than all the other chia pets.

Whoever buys one, deserves to pay more.

Makes sense.

By: Bishop

Bishop — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:06:42 +0000

You’re doing it wrong.

I wasn’t referring to me, I was talking about my cousin.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:06:10 +0000

thevastlane on July 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM

It sells pretty well actually. I’ve been selling them for a few months.