Jackson Cover-up: Secrets, Lies, and More Autopsies!
sodahead.com – SodaHead revealed yesterday that heroin was the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. The Jacksons don’t want this info public and are taking precautions to keep it under wraps, including allegedly authorizing a third autopsy.

According to our source, the family was denied a request to move the body to a different facility for the second autopsy. Had it been moved and conflicting results were found, this would give cause for an inconclusive report, keeping the true cause of death unknown. Since their plan was foiled on the second autopsy, the family pushed for a third – this time moving the body to a new location so they can dispute the findings in the original reports, says our source.

It’s no coincidence that a memorial planned for this weekend was canceled and a new funeral set for Tuesday. Thousands of disappointed fans hoped to pay their respects at the public memorial at Neverland, which was widely reported though the family now claims was never confirmed. Was it all a sham to buy time for a third autopsy at the expense of Michael’s fans?

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bluelightbrigade on July 2, 2009 at 8:44 AM

I was going to say…

I guess I’m odd but I can’t think of a single person that I’d scream over, ask for an autograph from, or faint at the sight of. And that would include Mr. President. I might say “looky there, there’s Obama eating ice cream”, but that’s about it. My mother and I were in New York city once and spotted Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon in a bar. We walked by the bar a couple times to make sure it was them, giggled and then went back to our hotel.

When my family and I were in Washington a couple of summers ago, I took them to the Marine Memorial in Arlington to hear the Marine Band perform (I highly recommend this to anyone visiting or living in D.C. — Tuesday nights during the summer). Hillary Clinton was in the crowd the evening I was there, and after the band performance and a stirring rendition of Taps, the crowds swarmed the senator.

I thought I was going to barf.

I quietly walked my children to the back of the memorial where we found several young marines decked out in their dress blue uniforms. I crouched down in front of my children and said, “There’s the guys you want to meet.” The marines politely allowed us to make photographs of my kids with them. My son was mesmerized by those uniforms. We thanked several of them for their service and dedication to our nation.

When my children are older I hope they remember that their old man didn’t follow the crowd — a slobbering mass of fools — and put them onto the real heroes in our nation’s capital.

Thinking of Felix de Weldon’s marvelous memorial, my daughter said, “It must be dangerous to be a marine.”

Note: I had been in Washington for several days at that point, and those Marines were the first men to shake my hand like they were real men. There was a lot of limp handed metrosexuals in D.C., and a lot of them were in the senate and house office buildings.

Barack and Michelle. Nancy, Sarah. Arnie. Eliot. Joe. Huck. Mark. Barney

Well the Daily Mail just summed up our countries biggest failures list.

And yes, I’m also throwing Huck in there.

bluelightbrigade on July 2, 2009 at 8:37 AM

Minus that one.

[I should drink my coffee before I read]

Barack and Michelle. Nancy, Sarah. Arnie. Eliot. Joe. Huck. Mark. Barney

Well the Daily Mail just summed up our countries biggest failures list.

And yes, I’m also throwing Huck in there.

But what if these sugary, sentimental, morally empty displays of collective hysteria really do represent the modern soul? Two or three generations have passed in the West who, compared to their historical predecessors, have suffered no real hardship – no wars, no food shortages, no tyrannies.

I get the point you are trying to make- as a society two or three generations has had it pretty good in the West. However, you are wrong when it comes to individuals. I work daily with people who are either Iraq/Afghanistan vets or the family members of people who are. They certainly have suffered these past few years in ways that are inconcievable to the filthy liar in the White House.

The bitter irony is that the filthy liar, the tyrant in the making, is also the CINC of individuals who have served society far more than Obama ever has or his spoiled brats ever will.

Don’t think so.

Johan Klaus on July 2, 2009 at 7:19 AM

What, too much like watchin’ grandma getting down and funky?
Don’t like the support hose?

Someday you’ll be 90, and this will look good to you.

Jeff from WI on July 2, 2009 at 7:17 AM

Don’t think so.

pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

MB4 on July 2, 2009 at 4:42 AM

We don’t need no stikin’ contracts. We’ve got Obama.

No… This Cher?

http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/userfiles/image/cher.jpg

Upstater85 on July 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM

Please next time give me a warning. Now I have to poke my eyes out. I never want to see anything that gross again.

Geochelone on July 2, 2009 at 5:07 AM

Someday you’ll be 90, and this will look good to you.

I remember reading that when Valentino died, people were committing suicide. And that was about 90 years ago or so.

Terrye on July 2, 2009 at 7:01 AM

Helen Thomas was a reporter back then and she’d be a natural to report the difference in national “mourning”.

Rep Waxman is in the hospital.

txag92 on July 1, 2009 at 10:33 PM

I hope everything is OK. What is the life expectancy of a weasel? Those darn carbon emissions must of got to him.

No… This Cher?

http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/userfiles/image/cher.jpg

Upstater85 on July 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM

Please next time give me a warning. Now I have to poke my eyes out. I never want to see anything that gross again.

Eh. People have always been going nuts over celebrities and their deaths. Those who are not alive at the time, know nothing about it. It may seem a big deal now, but as years pass, most famous/infamous people are forgotten.

Blake on July 2, 2009 at 12:15 AM

Yep. In the 1920’s, before television and Twitter, when silent film star Rudolph Valentino died people went nuts. Over 100,000 fans lined the streets in NYC and rioted. Female fans committed suicide over his untimely passing. Can you imagine the hysteria that would’ve surround his death had there been round the clock coverage back then on the Internet and television?

But what if these sugary, sentimental, morally empty displays of collective hysteria really do represent the modern soul? Two or three generations have passed in the West who, compared to their historical predecessors, have suffered no real hardship – no wars, no food shortages, no tyrannies.

This isn’t a modern phenomenon. It seems like people have selective memories when it comes to history. There’s a tendency to romanticize their generation’s hardships—overlooking its own moral failings while proclaiming superiority to the younger generation.

No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

She was a real class act that I got to meet in person on one of her American tours. RIP Mollie, you’re already missed.

DrAllecon on July 2, 2009 at 1:16 AM

Did she have her signature bouffanty pink/blue/purple hair?

T-minus 2 days until we get a break from Allah.

I_C on July 2, 2009 at 1:00 AM

Could we hope for guest blogger???

*Oh please!!!*

Upstater85 on July 2, 2009 at 1:01 AM

Most people will miss him.

Quick… somebody call a Whammmbulance…. Satan shall be dining on Waxmans putrid soul soon enough…

doriangrey on July 1, 2009 at 10:37 PM

That’s one source of carbon emissions we actually need to be rid of.

I love that show!

SouthernGent on July 1, 2009 at 10:51 PM

Me too, I’m so sorry to hear of Mollie Sudgen dying. My father and I watched that show for years and practically know the episodes by heart. She was a real class act that I got to meet in person on one of her American tours. RIP Mollie, you’re already missed.