Quote of the day
posted at 9:30 pm on June 27, 2009 by Allahpundit
“We stand corrected, the truth is every Democrat hopes Governor Palin is in the public eye for a long, long time, especially on the 2012 presidential ballot,” Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth says. “Lately it’s been Vice President Cheney that everyone hopes would lose the cameras and go for a long leisurely hike on the Appalachian Trail. And good grief, if anyone thinks John Kerry is afraid of strong, smart women, they sure haven’t met his brilliant wife and two independent daughters. It sounds like getting crushed these last two election cycles cost some of these Republicans their sense of humor.”
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Well we finally agree on something. Now I need to go take a shower to wash off the shame.
trs on June 27, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Cute.
Captain “stuck in Iraq” presumes to lecture anyone about a sense of humor.
Long face, indeed.
Hawkins1701 on June 27, 2009 at 9:34 PM
John Kerry is a phony.
Zorro on June 27, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Sure, it’s why everyone is so deathly afraid of making a joke about Ogabe, because it’s the Republicans who have lost their sense of humor.
Heard a funny joke the other day about a professional baseball player and one of Ogabe’s daughters….what, why are your frowning, Jodi, come on you haven’t even heard the joke yet?
Bishop on June 27, 2009 at 9:35 PM
Says the party of Al Franken.
Emily M. on June 27, 2009 at 9:38 PM
MB4 on June 27, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Well, his “two independent daughters” did provide entertainment for me when I read the behind-the-scenes first hand stories from election returns 2004 and every other word out of their mouths seemed to be “f***!”. A couple of princesses who could – not – believe they weren’t moving into the castle.
Marcus on June 27, 2009 at 9:41 PM
First time in a long time I’ve agreed with a Democrat, although I bet we’re agreeing for different reasons. ;)
And no one associated with John Kerry should ever talk about a sense of humor.
irishspy on June 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM
The democrat retorts are getting weaker and weaker each and every day. A year from now, the desperation of their failed leadership will be so obvious, one of them is just going to stick out their tongue at the camera.
sherry on June 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM
No he is just afraid of the extremely wealthy woman that bankrolls his political career.
Dreadnought223 on June 27, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Did you hear the one about how John wanted Teresa to dress up as a Ben Bernanke and drop money on him from a helicopter?
MB4 on June 27, 2009 at 9:43 PM
John Kerry is the joke.
txag92 on June 27, 2009 at 9:44 PM
have to borrow ed’s word for kerry, ASSHAT.. it’s perfect…
SHARPTOOTH on June 27, 2009 at 9:44 PM
I live in California.
I can see Mexico from my house!
SilverStar830 on June 27, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Freudian slip by Kerry. He WANTS Sarah to win 2012!! I totally agree with Longface in this only instance.
jencab on June 27, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Kerry`s wife,is Ilsa,she crack`s zee whip,
and has the keys,to Kerrys testicle lock box!
Kerry probably has a nervous breakdown,the sweats,
when the wife calls!!
Kerry,probably has to post his daily,coming and goings,
in a list,properly posted,a week in advance for Teresa!!
———————————————
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Kerry is his wife’s puppet.
jeanie on June 27, 2009 at 9:47 PM
What’s she talking about… I wake up and want to laugh the day away every time I see what Barry wants to spend money on.
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 9:47 PM
what a arse…
SHARPTOOTH on June 27, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Isn’t he married to Teresa Heinz?
Since when did “brilliant” become a euphemism for “shrewish?”
PoodleSkirt on June 27, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Kerry is as phony as the bag full of medals he managed to steal during his 4 short months in Vietnam. This bum is a sick joke.
rplat on June 27, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Yeah, John…whatever dries the tears, sweetie…
ladyingray on June 27, 2009 at 9:48 PM
“The latest issue of GQ magazine, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry is going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn’t it be in Fortune or Money magazine?” –Jay Leno
txag92 on June 27, 2009 at 9:49 PM
HEADLINE: JOHN KERRY ENDORSES PALIN FOR 2012
TimeTraveler on June 27, 2009 at 9:49 PM
What is this all about? She took it in stride and joked back. Who is that can’t handle it?
XWing5 on June 27, 2009 at 9:49 PM
I notice she didn’t say “strong, smart beautiful women.
Buford Gooch on June 27, 2009 at 9:50 PM
I know you are but what am I?
Knott Buyinit on June 27, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Ketchup puppet!
He can go and blow it out his rice riddled arse!
Be afraid, be very afraid Lurch!
freeus on June 27, 2009 at 9:51 PM
There was an embarrassing moment at a Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, “I do.”
txag92 on June 27, 2009 at 9:51 PM
John Kerry doesn’t know how to say ‘Sorry.’ Instead he digs himself a bigger hole. What an idiot.
Watch how the great Tony Snow explains what a dummy Kerry is.
jencab on June 27, 2009 at 9:52 PM
The one he put in a lock box right after the 2004 Democrat convention never to be seen again? That brillant wife?
Caper29 on June 27, 2009 at 9:53 PM
This, from the clown that couldn’t beat W. Halp us, indeed.
Kid from Brooklyn on June 27, 2009 at 9:54 PM
wow — u guys been storing up the j forbes k slams or is it just that simple with him?
:-)
:-)
Buckaroo on June 27, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Ya know,humour is a great thing,
but,when the Liberal Party,and ACORN
steal the election,with massive fraud,
it tends to dampen the humour some what!!
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 9:55 PM
John Kerry is mentally ill. A classic case of paranoid schizophrenia. He was denied the presidency by an overwhelming urge by American women to puke at the meer sight of the Norville “Shaggy” Rogers look-alike. Or was the character “Shaggy” actually based on Mr. J.F.K.
Which reminds me… anyone who would change their name so they could adapt the initials J.F.K. inorder to advance their political career has already inadvertently declared their mental illness for the world to see. Sad, sad
manP.O.S.Griz on June 27, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Palin more of a contender for the White House than Kerry?
Seems Ms Seth missed that tiny detail.
Liam on June 27, 2009 at 9:55 PM
John Edwards, for one, sure could’ve used MORE BALLONS!
Christien on June 27, 2009 at 9:55 PM
err…BALLOONS
Christien on June 27, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Addendum: John Kerry is a pussy, and the “strong women” in his life have pussy-whipped him.
onlineanalyst on June 27, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Pssst, John, Jenjis Khan called, he wanted to know if you’d be free to go windsurfing in Cambodia this Christmas.
For the Record, 20 seconds of googling seems to reveal that the other JFK has a history of this crap:
Well, John, I guess you didn’t kick hard enough. Perhaps we could find some volunteers to do it for you…
trubble on June 27, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Brave words indeed from someone who lost the 2004 election. The guys is desperate to remain relevant and so he makes snide remarks that show how classless and moronic he is.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 9:57 PM
LOL. That’s hysterical. Who are these morons?
progressoverpeace on June 27, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Oh and speaking of humor (which others have also touched upon) I’m wondering when Mr. Kerry is ACTUALLY supposed to be funny. I’m thinking us conservatives are approaching his humor from the wrong aspect. What he says aren’t supposed to be jokes. He is, in fact, the joke.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Just when I start thinking that maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad if John Kerry won in 2004 just so Obama wouldn’t be President now, he gives me a healthy reminder why I should be glad Bush kicked his butt.
Speedwagon82 on June 27, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Heh. Kerry’s Catsup Queen can’t hold a candle to lovely Governor Sarah Palin. There’s not a Dem politico male or female (and more than a few male and female Republican politicos – pundits too, not to drop any names or anything) who wish they had the capabilities and positives which which Sarah is naturally blessed.
Eat your rotten tomato hearts out. Sarah Palin is gonna be a player whether you like it or not.
Serr8d on June 27, 2009 at 10:00 PM
I think they were won over by her French accent. Because everything said in a French accent sounds a million times better than in an American one.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Balloons
Christien on June 27,2009 at 9:55PM.
Christien: Oh that brought back memories,haha,!
Summed up Kerry`s demise!:)
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Jon Carry’s legacy?
DON’T TASE ME, BRO!
Christien on June 27, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Funny thing …
Kerry takes the cheap shot personally …
then he sends his woman flack out with the “oh, yeah ….”
what courage!!!! what wit!!!!
BD57 on June 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Call Kerry a “Communist” and let me know about his sense of humor.
Truth hurts.
Barrack on June 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Undoubtedly, she ran and hid after this, because nothing scares dems like a Cheney. He tore their idiot messiah a handful of new orifices over the GITMO treason that the left tried to pull – and Cheney was being nice to the idiot.
I’d love to see Liz Cheney rip into Kerry and the lunatics around him. Liz should call for a public debate with the retard.
progressoverpeace on June 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Halp us jon kery,we stuk in irag.
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Cindy Munford on June 27, 2009 at 10:03 PM
For me the hallmark moment is John Kerry marching his butt up to the podium at the DNC salutes the crowd and says in his wonderful velvet voice: “John Kerry reporting for duty!” I have never heard anyone with any pride in the military saying that phrase, EVER.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 10:03 PM
A nun, a rabbi and John Kerry walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
alliebobbitt on June 27, 2009 at 10:04 PM
N tersa kary wen needa yo help
yo go reel klass tats for shore
lern us how
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Oh yeah, almost forgot that one. The picture of that is hilarious.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 10:06 PM
why do we care about his wife? she got her money from her 1st husband. did she get herself elected governor of a state?
and she probably thinks 1st clydesdale is stylish too.
kelley in virginia on June 27, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Halp us jon kery, we r stuk with u.
Rightwingguy on June 27, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Crushed?
Winning by a few million votes when the entire universe was aligned in your favor and the opposition had a candidate mildly unpopular with his own base is not a crushing.
You want the definition of political crushing, see Ronald Reagan.
Bishop on June 27, 2009 at 10:09 PM
“we stant corektd da truf is ery damokrat hops govornor pailin iz in da pubik eye 4 a reellee reellee long long tim espeshelly on da big yeer prezidenshal ballet” Kerry spokeswoman Jodi Seth says.
FIFY Jodi…
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:10 PM
Why do these stiff windbags think they need to get into a public snarkathon with Sarah Palin?
She is so much better at that sort of thing than blowhard zombies like Kerry.
His so-called “humor” is a blunt club, clumsily wielded, while she has a surgeon’s scalpel, so sharp you don’t feel the cut until you’re losing blood pressure.
Where was he when she gave that convention speech?
She sliced and diced Obama with such charm, it was fascinating to watch her do her thing. That speech is being proven prophetic more and more everyday.
She was right all along.
Keep underestimating her at your own peril, morons.
Brian1972 on June 27, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Kerry’s fuzzy foreigner wife always reminded me of a very ugly version of Lily Von Shtupp from Blazing Saddles.
progressoverpeace on June 27, 2009 at 10:12 PM
John Kerry before & after humor transplant
msmveritas on June 27, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Someone forgot to tell Kerry that the 2004 Election is over already (and he LOST). The Democratic Party and Kerry are in for a rude awakening come 2010 and 2012 when the
RepublicansConservatives return to govern.RedRobin145 on June 27, 2009 at 10:14 PM
John Kerry only likes strong women if they give him access to their vast fortunes.
zmdavid on June 27, 2009 at 10:14 PM
There, that’s more accurate.
You’re welcome, horseface commie loving traitor spokesperson.
Brian1972 on June 27, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Yoooooouuuu Raaaaaaang?
- The Cat
MirCat on June 27, 2009 at 10:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
John Kerry hides behind the skirt of his spokeswoman Jodi Seth, and sends her out to the podium to tell the world John FN Kerry isn’t afraid of women.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You can’t make this stuff up. I don’t think he’ll ever grow a pair. Definitely a mommy’s boy.
fogw on June 27, 2009 at 10:17 PM
When I saw this earlier, I couldn’t help wondering if Kerry is trying some kind of weird reverse psychology.
jix on June 27, 2009 at 10:17 PM
Anyone remember this………?
Seven Percent Solution on June 27, 2009 at 10:17 PM
She really does make the left go crazy doesn’t she? It makes me laugh because he felt the need to comment on her joke about him!
deidre on June 27, 2009 at 10:18 PM
A priest, a rabbi, and John Kerry went into a bar. The bartender asked, “The usual, guys?”
They all nodded. So the bartender whipped up a guinness for the priest, a schnaps for the rabbi, and a douchebag for John Kerry.
Moral of the story: Don’t drive and wind-surf.
MaxMBJ on June 27, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Yeah, that’s my favorite part also.
Cindy Munford on June 27, 2009 at 10:19 PM
I think Kerry has sunken to such as low that he’d be more successful claiming the 2004 election was stolen from him than to try to swat at Palin. She’s too big a fly and he has not been taught by the master…
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Actually, it never occured to me that he was actually afraid of women … but since you bring it up, lots of things make sense, now.
With Kerry’s grades, everyone looks to be brilliant.
I still can’t figure this part out. Is Kerry’s spokeswoman trying to say that Kerry isn’t scared of his daughters? And what does “independence” have to do with anything? I that the best she can say for them?
I’d be offended if I were one of those daughters. “Independent”? It was like saying a blind date has a good personality.
progressoverpeace on June 27, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Is that Kerry’s beautiful wife?
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:25 PM
He really is a strange-looking man with a long face.
redwhiteblue on June 27, 2009 at 10:27 PM
What I said about Sarah having a scalpel, just to add, don’t make her pull out the Katana!
Brian1972 on June 27, 2009 at 10:28 PM
And in Alaska — “Little Diomede Island off the west coast of Alaska is only 2.5 miles from Russia‘s Big Diomede Island.”
Dasher on June 27, 2009 at 10:28 PM
I’d rather be “crushed” with Sarah than win in a landslide with John “He served in Vietnam” Kerry who threw someone else’s medals over the fence. What a chicken s–t
Herb on June 27, 2009 at 10:28 PM
John Kerry–he served in Vietnam,didn’t he?
Special K on June 27, 2009 at 10:29 PM
remember this….?
Seven Percent Solution on June 27,2009 at 10:17PM.
Seven Percent Solution:If memory serves me correctly,
it was the TAN!!!:)
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Yes, but fortunately his wife learned him how to reed’n'rite.
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Gotta love how these liberal sissy’s can dish it out but can’t take it.
Keep punching Governor Palin. Keep punching back.
Hog Wild on June 27, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Crushed my behind. You know I can remember when Democrats were the ones who were crushed.
If they really want this woman to be in the news and all that it seems they would shut up about it and just let the Republicans hang themselves, doesn’t it?
Terrye on June 27, 2009 at 10:32 PM
STEP #1 FOR MAKING THE GOP STRONGER AND MORE CONSERVATIVE:
Kick out ALL atheists so none of us have to worry about ever making them feel part of the GOP or anything like that.
STEP #2 FOR MAKING THE GOP STRONGER AND MORE CONSERVATIVE:
Prayer in Jesus Christ’s name at the start and end of each GOP meeting.
What are the atheists gonna do, go form a third party?
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JaqobJackson on June 27, 2009 at 10:34 PM
OK, then…
Upstater85 on June 27, 2009 at 10:35 PM
“I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for…er, on second thought, let the snarky little skirt do it.”
guntotinglibertarian on June 27, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Me thinks,John Kerry,is actually Jeff Dunhams
Halipino on a stick,tee-hee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47DT41m86N4
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Did you get hit by an airplane propeller when you were a baby?
blatantblue on June 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Heck, if it weren’t for strong, smart, rich women, Kerry would have been homeless.
morganfrost on June 27, 2009 at 10:44 PM
goodness…i think you need to have your doc check your med levels….
ladyingray on June 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Of course John Kerry is terrified of strong women, they’ve abused him all of his life, still are and his treason and cowardice after his attempt to prove himself far away in SE Asia follows.
Like many of the old hippie libs, they belong in jail, not in office.
Speakup on June 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Step
JaqobJackson on June 27,2009 at 10:34PM.
JaqobJackson: You missed step 3!
THE GREAT PURGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
canopfor on June 27, 2009 at 10:46 PM
Yeah, all that chest-thumping really betrays some deep insecurity. They know they’re on thin ice. And this after conservatism is dead and all. The Democrats are more crushed by their victory than we are.
ddrintn on June 27, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Two things worth remembering;
1. The line about the 2012 election is their snarky, dismissive way of saying “we can beat her; she’s not a credible candidate.”
2. The independant daughters were raised largely by Julia Thorne, Kerry’s first wealthy wife. You know, from the marriage he wanted anulled.
As usual, he screws up, and puts out a non-apology.
Just once, just one time, I’d like to see a real apology in one of these situations.
But, I’m not waiting.
massrighty on June 27, 2009 at 10:47 PM
MirCat on June 27, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Thanks for the laugh!
NebCon on June 27, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Lurch
blatantblue on June 27, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Especially since every time Cheney opens his mouth, Obama’s ratings go down.
ddrintn on June 27, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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