Report: Obama to reestablish diplomatic ties with Evil Clown “in the coming days”
posted at 9:24 pm on June 24, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Well, why not. There’s an opening for a repressive Jew-hating dictatorship on our July 4th barbecue guest list and it’d be a shame to see all those extra hot dogs to go to waste.
The two nations expelled each other’s envoys last September in a dispute involving allegations by Bolivia, a close ally of Venezuela, that Washington was meddling in its internal affairs.
The normalisation of diplomatic ties “will take place in the coming days, and as soon as the ambassadors have resumed their functions we will move forward to a more fluid communication,” Nicolas Maduro, the Venezuelan foreign minister, said on Wednesday.
Ian Kelly, a US state department spokesman, said it was unclear when an ambassador would return to Caracas or who it would be.
We’ll be sending an ambassador to Syria soon, too. With all that’s going down in Tehran, this may seem like a curious moment to hold “hug an evil douchebag” week, but there is a method to Obama’s madness. Syria and Venezuela are, of course, chief allies of Iran; peeling them away with a charm offensive is designed to further isolate the regime (and could help seriously weaken it in Lebanon), although why that would discourage them from building nukes rather than spur them on to an even greater paranoid nuclear frenzy isn’t clear to me. You see where this is headed, though. There’ll be a nice thaw between the U.S. and these megalomaniacs for a few months or years, then Chavez will order a pogrom or do something similarly vicious and nutty and we’ll be treated to the same excruciating spectacle of disapproving Obama half-measures that we’ve seen this week. “Grave concern,” “this is not the dictator I thought I knew,” the whole nine yards. Can’t wait. Oh, and if you think I’m exaggerating about Chavez ordering a pogrom, think again. As the photos at the link demonstrate, the writing’s on the wall in Venezuela. Literally.
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No moral compass whatsoever….
Starlink on June 24, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Plenty of leftover hot dogs to be had.
Fletch54 on June 24, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Barry lives vicariously thru these guys. Oh not to have to put up with Fox News or Major Garrett.
GarandFan on June 24, 2009 at 9:29 PM
Wow. Just wow. Un-farkin-believable.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 24, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Wake me up from this nightmare.
hippie_chucker on June 24, 2009 at 9:30 PM
Its a hug a dictator foreign Policy thanks Winnie the Pooh !
William Amos on June 24, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Apparently, since Teh One has become TOTUS, that sulfur smell must be gone.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 24, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Be fair to our Dear Leader. It’s obvious He’s still young and inexperienced. The One does need to learn from the likes of Chavez, Assad and Dinnerjacket.
However, He does show promise by pissing off our democratic allies.
rbj on June 24, 2009 at 9:32 PM
Well, why not.
they hug and kiss like there back on the block in chicago, oboobi feels perfectly at ease with the evil clown…i wonder if oboobi read his book…
SHARPTOOTH on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 PM
My compliments on that line.
mikeyboss on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Barack, Mahmoud and Hugo: The Three Amigos.
MB4 on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 PM
Are you sure about that? I’m starting to think he just likes these guys.
AUINSC on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 PM
“Chavez, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!”- Obama
Fletch54 on June 24, 2009 at 9:34 PM
ITS A COOK BOOK !
William Amos on June 24, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Washington Times Inside Politics
AHMADINEJAD ALLIES
Smooth move, Barry. Would like to outsource the nuclear football while you are at it?
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 24, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Never mind dumbest president evah….just dumbest HUMAN evah!
Well, he didn’t want to break, uh, weenie, with one dictator, so he decided to replace him with another.
Weenie Diplomacy
Dictatorship….I’m calling it.Someone please PULL THE PLUG!
HornetSting on June 24, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Obama’s Teleprompter has the worst judgement evah. Can’t we just unplug it or is it like HAL in 2001. The Teleprompter probably knows the launch codes.
Geochelone on June 24, 2009 at 9:36 PM
shameful…that is all I can say without profanity.
bazil9 on June 24, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Just the other day a poster named Terry Silver demanded that someone name one dictator that Obama has actually snuggled up to…well, here you go.
Terrye on June 24, 2009 at 9:37 PM
The Trolls have been crying in their Custard. Obama has become undefendable. The Trolls can’t even male up enough stuff to cover Barry’s azz.
The Obama Regime is the Axel of Evil.
Geochelone on June 24, 2009 at 9:37 PM
If only we had a “Free and Independent” press to inform the American public on what this as%-clown is doing……….
………….. I am finally starting to get really worried.
Seven Percent Solution on June 24, 2009 at 9:38 PM
FIFY.
HornetSting on June 24, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Its 1984,for 3 more years,and six months or so!
canopfor on June 24, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Bambi’s mentors. Oh, so thats how you run a dictatorship. Thanks guy’s!
New proclamation: ACORN will now handle the censusu and gun registrations.
faol on June 24, 2009 at 9:40 PM
It’s time to end the charade. Fire Hillary and appoint William Ayers as Minister of State. Next week we’ll be changing the National Anthem to Gimn Sovetskogo Soyuza.
BottomLine5 on June 24, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Clusterfarking unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, and the Syrian deal is also to bring Hamas to the “peace process” talks! No lie!
This is not diplomacy. Diplomacy is done from a point of strength.
The stars are aligned for us to reap the wild wind on this! God help us!
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Wow, could this guy get anymore transparent or weak?
church on June 24, 2009 at 9:42 PM
How about Spicoli?
fogw on June 24, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Adults are in charge.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 24, 2009 at 9:42 PM
This guy makes Jimmuh Carter look like Churchill.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 24, 2009 at 9:43 PM
He must have really loved the gift….
PaCadle on June 24, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Obama never meet a dictator he didnt listen to….
Keep in mind that Cuba is also probably in the mix
William Amos on June 24, 2009 at 9:44 PM
I keep wondering when this nightmare is going to end.
church on June 24, 2009 at 9:45 PM
The world burns and President Present cannot decide between ice cream, skateboards, or golf.
Are we going to have a nation left for 2010? Seriously! At this rate we are going to be glowing! Dittos to Israel!
Who is watching Pookistan? Norks? Anyone? Anybody?
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Who is watching Pookistan? Norks? Anyone? Anybody?
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 9:47 PM
That would be the Taliban. Obama is busy impressing dictators with the sheer force of his personality.
church on June 24, 2009 at 9:49 PM
What a terrible president. Though Americans should have known what they were getting when they voted for him. He wasn’t exactly shy about it.
I guess some of those schmucks who voted for him thought he was kidding.
dave c on June 24, 2009 at 9:49 PM
No fair… stealth link to New Majority.
Lehosh on June 24, 2009 at 9:50 PM
Oh, has Obamao already read the tome that Chavez, his book buddy, gave him? They will be ready then to discuss the nuts and bolts of how to seize a country’s assets and enslave their subjects.
onlineanalyst on June 24, 2009 at 9:50 PM
That photo of Barry and Hugo just kills me every time. I think there’s another one Allah highlighted at the time, where Barry has a grin a mile wide. Ugh, they just say it all.
It’s hard not to use profanity when talking about these people.
Missy on June 24, 2009 at 9:50 PM
obama never revealed his full health records…….mental health records. seriously, this dude loves dictators, all dictators are sociopaths, ergo….?
Ris4victory on June 24, 2009 at 9:51 PM
How dare he associate with that socialist aren’t the people of venezula upset with their leader associating with a socialist?
lavell12 on June 24, 2009 at 9:52 PM
0bama is the same as Chavez.
Schadenfreude on June 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Cool ot/
Fox news beating the snot out of all the competition
William Amos on June 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
I guess some of those schmucks who voted for him thought he was kidding.
dave c on June 24, 2009 at 9:49 PM
They didn’t think he was kidding. They seriously did not understand what he was saying, they just thought it sounded pretty and made them feel good. It’s not what the man says but how he says it. Never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter. Most people don’t even know what socialism or marxism is. I know that may be hard to believe, but they don’t. I’ve asked many of my friends who are not politically aware, which are the majority of voters, and they can’t tell you what these philosophies are.
church on June 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
You know I joke, and we all joke about this insanity. It is about all we have left. Our sense of humor. But this is really getting serious. You are so right, and that is what I fear. The bad guys are watching this, and just waiting in the weeds. The Taliban did announce this week that they are jonesing for Pakistan’s nukes!
And you are right again with the ego thing. It is as if he is the Wicked Witch in “Sleeping Beauty” looking into the mirror and asking, “Who is the fairest of them all?”
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
My mentor, second only to my Uncle Jeremiah Wright, is my new friend, Hugo.
petefrt on June 24, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Aw, could Obama be anymore adorbs? Oh, Barry, you had me at:
RightWinged on June 24, 2009 at 9:55 PM
Let’s not forget that Bill Ayers thinks that Chavez is the cat’s meow, too.
onlineanalyst on June 24, 2009 at 9:56 PM
Well this is what happens when those who did not vote for McCain because he was not Conservative enough. He was the one and only person who could have stopped this well….
Election have consequence.
tjexcite on June 24, 2009 at 9:58 PM
I could if I wanted to. I’m just a little lazy right now.
You’re obviously not an American Jew. Obama might be backing all these Jew-hating regimes around the world, but we know why he’s doing it. It’s so he can give us all of his love. Obama might have, as Harry Reed would say, the biggest heart in the world, but there’s only so much love to go around. Like everything else, there’s only so many pieces of the pie. He doesn’t want it to go to waste on foreigners.
At least that’s what I tell myself in between building my safe room and avoiding being seen near a Temple.
Interweb Troll on June 24, 2009 at 9:59 PM
And you are right again with the ego thing. It is as if he is the Wicked Witch in “Sleeping Beauty” looking into the mirror and asking, “Who is the fairest of them all?”
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Yeah, you are right, this is getting very scary and I think his ego is going to be our downfall, whether it be the Taliban or some other terrorist group getting ahold of those nukes or Obama spending us into a hole that we can never climb out of. But take heart, don’t he sound so good as he sells this nation down the river?
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Barack, Mahmoud and Hugo: The Three Amigos.
MB4 on June 24, 2009 at 9:33 PM
How about: The Three Stooges?
yoda on June 24, 2009 at 10:00 PM
Fake news from BendOver BackWards News(BBN).
The US President has extended a hand in friendship,to all
Dictators for the Fourth of July!
Place: White Sands Proving Grounds
Time: 6:00PM-8:00PM Cocktails,and refreshments.
8:00PM-9:00PM Laser light show
9:50PM-Sharp! All US Personnel to bunkers.
*10:00PM Sharp- 10 Megaton Airburst at percisely
4000feet!
11:00PM Dancing,and more refreshments!
*(It is mandatory for foreign guests,to attend,
or risk losing out in the all paid expense trip
to an Island paradise of your choice).
——-Snark!hehe.
canopfor on June 24, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Let’s have a seance and call James Monroe back from the dead!
SouthernGent on June 24, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Why? Did the Minnesota Supreme Court finally rule in favor of Al Franken?
JohnGalt23 on June 24, 2009 at 10:05 PM
JohnGalt23 on June 24, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Love the name. Just read the book. So very appripoe for the times. But I suspect you already know that.
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I miss the days when the POTUS was on America’s side.
ronsfi on June 24, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I miss the days when the POTUS was on America’s side.
ronsfi on June 24, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Yep, me too. I love the old military industrial complex controllled by that power grabbing executive branch who only had the safety of the American people, not third world dictators, as its number one priority. Those were the days. By the way where are all those libs who were screaming about Executive power grabs now that their guy is destroying the constitutinally mandated checks and balances of powers? Czars anyone?
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:12 PM
couldn’t help myself
thomasaur on June 24, 2009 at 10:15 PM
That’s gonna be one Hell of a BBQ!
TheBigOldDog on June 24, 2009 at 10:16 PM
I hope we have satellite criss crossing their country. North Korea, Hamas, Syria, Iran, and Russia all love Venezuela and seem to be setting up shop there and Chavez loves them back. Wouldn’t it be ironic if we are all watching for a missile from North Korea or Iran and instead it comes from Venezuela? DC looks so tempting from Caracas.
journeyintothewhirlwind on June 24, 2009 at 10:16 PM
I need some Cheerios.
LibTired on June 24, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Treason is so ugly.
progressoverpeace on June 24, 2009 at 10:18 PM
This administration is a JOKE
WisCon on June 24, 2009 at 10:19 PM
No my friend, this is the pain of a correction we need to go through. If McCain had been in there there would have been a myriad of other problems, likely more serious, that we would have had to deal with and we wouldn’t be able to YACK as loud. Suck up, swallow and get to work……
PaCadle on June 24, 2009 at 10:19 PM
My sources tell me Obammy sent a pair of his used panties to Chavez.
guntotinglibertarian on June 24, 2009 at 10:26 PM
notice how all these left-wingers HATE JEWS…they all have that in common…and yes NAZIS are left-wingers too…
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Ian Kelly, Ian Kelly…sounds so familiar. Where have I heard that name before? Ah yes, this Ian Kelly!
Missy on June 24, 2009 at 10:29 PM
HEY, thats an INSULT to the STOOGES!!!
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:30 PM
The 3 Enfermos
William Amos on June 24, 2009 at 10:32 PM
with the Return of the King…
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:32 PM
notice how all these left-wingers HATE JEWS…they all have that in common…and yes NAZIS are left-wingers too…
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:29
Yep, I’m with ya on that. My in-laws are libs and they are always talking about the Jewish Lobby and the Zionists. Go on DailyKos and you will see the most antisemetic tirades in the posts you could ever image Why do Jewish people vote for them in such overwhelming numbers? If Obama has his way there will be no Israel to speak of when he is thru not meddling in the internal politics of crazy Islamic states.
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:34 PM
And the reason for this re establishment is why? Nobama would do far better to mend some fences with the U.K., and others.
GFW on June 24, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense…its like black people voting democrat all the time…look at the ‘paradise’ of detroit…they still vote democrat….all I can figure is a spiritual darkness and deception.
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:39 PM
with the Return of the King…
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Great, but before that we have to suffer an invasion, massive slaughter and a near annihilation.
How about we just impeach Ogoof and skip the bloodshed?
Bishop on June 24, 2009 at 10:39 PM
no pain no gain!
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Why does Nobama wish to deal with these despot runts from around the world rather than kicking them in the backside? He handles fly’s pretty well tho.
GFW on June 24, 2009 at 10:40 PM
This would be no different than as if FDR kissed Hitler’s ass.
izoneguy on June 24, 2009 at 10:43 PM
he did that with stalin…
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM
I don’t know, it doesn’t make sense…its like black people voting democrat all the time…look at the ‘paradise’ of detroit…they still vote democrat….all I can figure is a spiritual darkness and deception.
right4life on June 24, 2009 at 10:39 PM
I don’t know about that. But the idea of whole demographics voting in a block for one party amazes me. I mean you can’t get two people to agree on pizza toppings but somehow millions of blacks and jews vote enmasse for Dems.
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:47 PM
It is so cool to be POTUS. Now instead of chillin’ with just the domestic terrorists, Barry O’ Hussein gets to hang with the international crowd.
Hening on June 24, 2009 at 10:52 PM
OBAMA: Yo Rahm…..I think we got at least three for Friday night poker. Myself, Hugo, and Dinner Jacket. See what you do for a few more seats.
Rahm: Well Barry I can get Fidel and the Supreme Leader but thats about it
Obama: Come on man we are playing with tax payers money….surely you can round up some more guys…
Rahm: Fine sir, I will go get Helen and Michelle
proudteadrinker on June 24, 2009 at 10:53 PM
I would have
morerespect for Obama if he would just admit to being a post-national socialist.Right now it is simply contempt bordering on hatred…
daesleeper on June 24, 2009 at 10:54 PM
And look where that got us. At least Stalin helped crush the Germans.
Iran tried crushing Iraq – one million dead.
Iran is the modern day USSR. The problem is that bummer loves communists
and now loves Radical Islam. In a way bummer can relate since he is a radical.
izoneguy on June 24, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Actually it would be like FDR inviting the Japs for Christmas Dinner just after 12/7/41
Jeff from WI on June 24, 2009 at 10:55 PM
I would have more respect for Obama if he stopped trying to implement Obamacare, Cap & Tax, and Amnesty, as well as resign the presidency.
church on June 24, 2009 at 10:56 PM
You confused me for a sec since Obama is an evil clown sock puppet….you meant the evil clown with sharpie drawn hair.
Spiritk9 on June 24, 2009 at 10:57 PM
+1
And now we get to do it with ALL the Stalins of the world!
freeus on June 24, 2009 at 10:58 PM
This would be no different than as if FDR kissed Hitler’s ass.
izoneguy on June 24, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Didn’t you get the main stream media’s memo? Obama’s position is “nuanced”. Translation wait and see who wins, then support the winner, regardless of how many people are murdered and left in enternal bondage to despots.
church on June 24, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Where can I get my IMPEACH OBAMA bumper sticker?
Cicero43 on June 24, 2009 at 11:15 PM
It’s different because it would be like FDR being on Hitler’s side.
At least FDR fought Hitler. Obama seems more inclined to side with US enemies.
BottomLine5 on June 24, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Russia just signed a huge deal with the Evil Clown.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.1debc0c644600c07a24e054a4ded5f8d.71&show_article=1
jgapinoy on June 24, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Assassination anyone?…err…that is Chavez of course!
All hail The ONE. Now resume your viewership of the regularly scheduled Orwellian programming.
awake on June 24, 2009 at 11:45 PM
Aliening allies like the UK while cultivating some of the most vile leaders on the planet…..Obama is a moron.
coyoterex on June 24, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Read it? He probably already had it memorized. (The English version of the book, that is. As we know, the ever so multi-cultural Barry is embarrassingly monolingual).
That kind of blame-America-for-all-the-world’s-ills crap is required reading at schools like Columbia and Harvard.
AZCoyote on June 25, 2009 at 12:41 AM
I’m surprised he didn’t do the black panther knuckle bump with this a-hole.
ErinF on June 25, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Way too much credit, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar…he is chummy with these guys because he is more comfortable with them, they think like him, they govern how he wishes to govern, they have similar political thoughts.
It has nothing to do with strategy, and everything to do with choosing who he wants as a ally.
right2bright on June 25, 2009 at 1:14 AM
Did I miss something? Has Chavez said something good about America or done something in his own country to allow his people more freedoms and real democracy? Has he disavowed his ties with Putin and his love affair with Ahmadinejad?
No?
Didn’t think so.
Dr. ZhivBlago on June 25, 2009 at 1:17 AM
Reach around parlance for his back door foreign policies.
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Their are no prophylactics anywhere for the new Obateersman.
Americannodash on June 25, 2009 at 1:34 AM
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