Video: World’s most inexplicably famous blogger gets punched in the face or something
posted at 6:50 pm on June 22, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Posted for three reasons. First, as an endurance test: I made it to 2:39 before I could take no more. Try and top that. Second, for the PC nuance involved: As you’ll see from the clip at TMZ, the confrontation with will.i.am escalated when Hilton called him … a “f***ing faggot.” It’s not okay for non-minorities to use slurs towards minorities and it is okay for minorities to use slurs towards each other, but what about minorities using a slur designed for their own group on someone not part of that group? Bold new innovation in political rhetoric or confirmation that Hilton’s as massive an idiot as we all suspect?
Third and finally, this must be the purest example of a palate cleanser we’ve ever posted. No joke: Take all the drama, nobility, and sacrifice you saw in Tehran this weekend, distill it to its essence, then imagine the precise opposite of that — and this is what you’d have. Behold the most famous blogger in America.
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meh
John the Libertarian on June 22, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Too bad he didn’t get kicked the the balls as well. But then, maybe Paris doesn’t have any.
GarandFan on June 22, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Perez who?
Dr B on June 22, 2009 at 6:53 PM
karma
cmsinaz on June 22, 2009 at 6:53 PM
Will.i.am. doesn’t want Perez to be able to get married, or something.
notropis on June 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
AW MAN! I can’t see it!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
May I say, it couldn’t have happened to a bigger douchebag.
Oh, and seven seconds.
You got rocks of titanium, Allah.
MadisonConservative on June 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
I think Dave Chappelle already did this with the blind black KKK member.
jimmy the notable on June 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
Since this happened in Canada, aren’t there human rights and hate crime laws being violated when one uses slurs?
rw on June 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
lol wut?
Perez called will.i.am a faggot? Ok. So what’s the beef? At first (I heard this on the background on the radio in my car today) I thought it was the other way around.
So Perez goes around using these words, gets punched in the face, and the problem is…?
lansing quaker on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
You missed the best part of the story (aside from him being a major hypocrite – re: Carrie Prejan being a bigot). When he was allegedly beat up, he TWEETED his followers to phone 911.
He didn’t call 911 himself!
YYZ on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
All the fags I know call each other “fag” all the time. Other terms of endearment we use: girl, bitch, slut, c***, whore. It’s rare to hear “faggot” these days, though.
Minority on minority violence is so damn fun!
SouthernGent on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
He called somebody a “faggot” and the guy punched him. Why would a homosexual call somebody such a terrible term and not expect somebody to get upset?
This freakshow is like Jerry Springer,Sally Jessie Rafael,Ricki Lake,Maury Povich & Tyra Banks all rolled into Rue Paul.
portlandon on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Who is that ?
Wade on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
Oh, and his lengthy diatribe about violence is purely because he knows that if assault were legal, his attitude would have him in the hospital nightly.
MadisonConservative on June 22, 2009 at 6:55 PM
what a maroon…
cmsinaz on June 22, 2009 at 6:56 PM
I got through 2:53 of it, and I’m pretty sure all he said was:
Leave Britney Alone!!
trubble on June 22, 2009 at 6:57 PM
Can we issue him immediate deportation to Iran?
Please?
MadisonConservative on June 22, 2009 at 6:58 PM
It is about freaking time someone punched this stupid a$$hole in the face. They only thing I wish is he would have punched him in the mouth resulting in a lot of swelling so this pr!ck couldn’t talk. He/she/it is a waste of skin and air and needs to go away faster than Vanilla Ice.
Word to your mother.
milwife88 on June 22, 2009 at 6:58 PM
I couldn’t even click it to watch…the mere sight of that smug, entitled, whiney assed, twit makes me want to wretch.
AUINSC on June 22, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Perez Hilton called Will a “disgusting human being”? Um, look in the mirror much? What a freak.
jjraines on June 22, 2009 at 6:58 PM
I don’t get it – did he call him a faggot as an insult, or a compliment?
Either way, he’s moron.
landshark on June 22, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Fun fact: On his pic on the HA homepage, use your thumb to cover up his hair. He then looks a heck of a lot like Lon Chaney Sr. in Phantom of Opera. Seriously, he does. Try it.
splink on June 22, 2009 at 6:59 PM
I saw that too! He tweeted over and over for someone to call the police and then tweeted that they finally arrived so everyone could stop calling now. What a moron, I guess he forgot his cell phone could actually make phone calls. I would love to hug whoever punched that idiot.
heatherrc77 on June 22, 2009 at 6:59 PM
*SNORTS*
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Violence is never the answer, no matter what anyone says. Unless of course it’s Miss California saying she doesn’t support gay marriage and Perez Hilton claims he’d snatch “that tiara off her head and run out the door”
MrSteve on June 22, 2009 at 6:59 PM
Little B!tch.
Firebird on June 22, 2009 at 7:00 PM
That was hilarious.
Also hilarious, apparently Perez tweeted instead of dialing 911.
Esthier on June 22, 2009 at 7:00 PM
See?
splink on June 22, 2009 at 7:00 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
nickj116 on June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
You win.
LibTired on June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
No joke.
Esthier on June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Lol, seriously. By default.
nickj116 on June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
I can’t wait to see Steven Crowder’s take on this.
Dave Shay on June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM
Completely crazy. He’s such an attention whore. Why was he telling his twitter followers to call the police instead of doing it himself?
jimmy the notable on June 22, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Karma’s a beeatch, huh?
Bwahahahahahaha!
Geronimo on June 22, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Leviticus 20:13
:P
As they say on the interwebs.
fronclynne on June 22, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Does 911 work in Canada?
SnarkVader on June 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Are we supposed to pretend to be outraged or something because there was violence involved? Sorry, can’t muster it up. LOL!
Heck, my only regret is that he didn’t smack his head on the pavement and end up a veg. I can not think of many more people I’d like to see get punched in the face.
So to whoever slugged that fat pig, thank you! And nice shot!
moonbat monitor on June 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Perez Hilton… She’s so last year.
Key West Reader on June 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM
can we stick “IT” on the same boat as Megan McShame and forever banish them from the Internet…..
SDarchitect on June 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM
By the looks of that ‘big ‘ole shiner’…what did will.i.am hit him with? A nerf ball?
AUINSC on June 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM
I made it through 1:51. I need to sue someone for that.
Daggett on June 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM
yeah baby, what comes around goes around, you little b*tch!
SHARPTOOTH on June 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Made it to 2:50. Stopped when he said he doesn’t want drama in his own life or something.
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM
only wish we had been blessed at the end with Cary Prejan biatch slapping “IT” after it was punched…..now that would have been funny….
How sad is this creature that he posts on TWITTER saying call me 911…..DUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!
SDarchitect on June 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM
After seeing something like that, I always have to watch on youtube “The Godfather” scene where Brando slaps the crying singer and says ‘You can act like a man!”‘
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oof60kDFqAc
Chubbs65 on June 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM
And still no word from Obama, says he doesn’t want to *meddle*.
redrock on June 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM
I’m waiting for one of those annoying banner games where you have to punch Perez to win a free iPod
rogue780 on June 22, 2009 at 7:06 PM
But I thought Perez liked the rough stuff…No?
My other thought was…What a PuZZy!
PappaMac on June 22, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Perez and Will.I.Am are typical Obama supporters: idiots.
jencab on June 22, 2009 at 7:06 PM
I watched BOTH clips LOL
ArmyAunt on June 22, 2009 at 7:07 PM
I’m waiting for one of those annoying banner games where you have to punch Perez to win a free iPod
rogue780 on June 22, 2009 at 7:06 PM
I would be willing to play that. Hell you can keep the iPod. Just make him scream like a girl everytime you punch him. That would be awesome!
milwife88 on June 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM
this really needs to be posted as a companion.
I_C on June 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM
That makes Trump look bad.
Firebird on June 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM
45 second Allah. Holy cow you’re amazing.
Notice how it’s usually the weak, pathetic, loudmouths that love to talk about how violence isn’t the answer?
Stomper on June 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM
I bet Will I. Am. had his thumb tucked in his fist.
They should have handled this the non-violent way… a dance-off!
Squarestate on June 22, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Karma…I second that
hmfearny on June 22, 2009 at 7:09 PM
splink on June 22, 2009 at 7:00 PM
I think you’ve got something there.
Except Lon Chaney is by far better looking as the Phantom.
tru2tx on June 22, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Perez Hilton vs. Neda Agha Soltan.
Man the US has gone downhill. Our Revolutionary War soldiers are spinning in their grave.
rbj on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Ohmigod, I spend all day every day making my living saying the absolute worst things I can think to say about people and I’m just shocked, SHOCKED, that something like this could possibly ever happen to me.
CookeyD on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Would someone PLEASE f that bitch
easyone on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
I could barely restrain myself from punching the screencap on my computer screen.
SteakRules on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
He got beat down. If you say you aren’t going to respect someone in the rap business, that means you are going to get beat down.
He should feel fortunate they didn’t put him in the hospital. Maybe instead of going to the blog or video, he should learn how to fight. He said he ‘wasn’t afraid’. . . but he was.
A MAN would have stood up for themselves at the time. He is not a man.
ThackerAgency on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
All we can do hope it escalates and Perez takes a knife to the gun fight.
GoodBoy on June 22, 2009 at 7:10 PM
It used to. Now all emergency services are routed through social networking sites. If you have an emergency, you’re supposed to update your Facebook status as soon as possibly (or send a tweet), so your friends can alert the local authorities.
YYZ on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
Heh, he said “He came at me like a heat seeking missile”, at around 5:30 or so.
What-A-tool.
Geronimo on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
I made it all the way through the first video.
(OK, I had the sound off and was not in the room, but still….)
notropis on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
What a pu**y.
Terrye on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
+1
I refuse to watch the video.
He should perpetually be on Olberman’s “Worst Person in the World!”
freeus on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
So Funny!
Firebird on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
That’s just so ripe for a spoof. South Park could do an incredible one, and they wouldn’t even have to embellish.
Esthier on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
I can see why the only date he can get is with a brautwurst.
LarryG on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I_C on June 22, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Hilarious…sponge bob band aid!!!! LOL
milwife88 on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Just leave Perez Alone!!!!!!
sniff.
Terrye on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Pigface is as pigface does
Spiritk9 on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Already topped you on #1 as I saw the whole this morning. For the record, I had just woken up and my brain was still half asleep so that might explain it.
Also, Karma’s a bitch ain’t it Perez?
Savrielle on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Wow. That’s impressive. 5:30? So you actually listened to 5:29 of it before that? You have one iron-clad stomach.
notropis on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
1:50. I’m a stud.
Professor Blather on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
Laugh? I thought I would die.
FerfeLaBat on June 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
I think we have a world record!
Esthier on June 22, 2009 at 7:13 PM
You just can’t beat the ugly out of Perez Hilton.
1 out of 4 Black Eyed Peas agrees.
omnipotent on June 22, 2009 at 7:13 PM
You see Mario that’s what happens in real life when you insult people to their face. They get upset and slap you around like the little B**ch that you are.
My advice, stick to insulting people from the safety of the Internet and your lame blog and you wont find yourself being slapped around in public by irate celebrities and their henchmen on a regular basis.
Dreadnought223 on June 22, 2009 at 7:14 PM
Turn it on turned it OFF. dud
easyone on June 22, 2009 at 7:14 PM
WHY DOES ANYONE CARE WHAT THIS FOOL DOES?
afotia on June 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM
Geronimo on June 22, 2009 at 7:11 PM
“911, how may we help you?”
“I . . . I was ravaged! I don’t know what to say!.”
“Do you have an emergency?”
“I might need an abortion provider . . . wait, can you make butt babies by rape?”
. . .
fronclynne on June 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM
I can’t click play.
V15J on June 22, 2009 at 7:16 PM
I, for one, would like to celebrate the joyous irony of this wanker getting belted for calling another homosexual a “faggot”.
Please, sir, may I have some more?
Jaibones on June 22, 2009 at 7:16 PM
*drama queen*
He said he knew it would set the guy off to call him a f*g..
Then he is shocked.. whatever
bazil9 on June 22, 2009 at 7:16 PM
Hmm, I smell a challenge here. . .
rbj on June 22, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Similar reactions on MediaTakeOut.com (the world’s largest black-oriented site…so they say)
SouthernGent on June 22, 2009 at 7:17 PM
Does this mean he’s no longer Miss California?
ronsfi on June 22, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Truth be told, I had to run out of the room for a few minutes to fan the smoke alarms and open doors.
I couldn’t bear the second video. I’ve seen enough horror the last few days.
Geronimo on June 22, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I have MANUFACTURED OUTRAGE!
canopfor on June 22, 2009 at 7:20 PM
Wow, that little mouse under his eye??? That’s it???
YER DOING IT WRONG!!!!
BigWyo on June 22, 2009 at 7:21 PM
A friend of mine called me today to tell me about a music festival in SF in august that the Black Eyed Peas are scheduled to perform at.
Now, I’m no big fan of the BEP’s, but i might fly into SFO to attend just so I can find Polo Molina and buy him a drink.
JohnGalt23 on June 22, 2009 at 7:22 PM
I think it’s because freaks of nature are always intriguing. Outside of that, I don’t believe anyone really cares.
sherry on June 22, 2009 at 7:23 PM
When two grown men named Perez and Will.I.Am get into a cat fight, I’m a happy guy.
RobCon on June 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Ya know, we have these Iranians in the street losing their lives in a revolution and it occurs to me, the kids/young adults/Perez Hiltons that are SO entitled don’t have the balls it will take to stand up to ANYTHING that is coming to our shores.
mimi1220 on June 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
Perez darling.
Go have a cry, a dump and a wank and you’ll feel better.
LMFAO
RobCon on June 22, 2009 at 7:25 PM
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