Video: World’s most inexplicably famous blogger gets punched in the face or something
posted at 6:50 pm on June 22, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Posted for three reasons. First, as an endurance test: I made it to 2:39 before I could take no more. Try and top that. Second, for the PC nuance involved: As you’ll see from the clip at TMZ, the confrontation with will.i.am escalated when Hilton called him … a “f***ing faggot.” It’s not okay for non-minorities to use slurs towards minorities and it is okay for minorities to use slurs towards each other, but what about minorities using a slur designed for their own group on someone not part of that group? Bold new innovation in political rhetoric or confirmation that Hilton’s as massive an idiot as we all suspect?
Third and finally, this must be the purest example of a palate cleanser we’ve ever posted. No joke: Take all the drama, nobility, and sacrifice you saw in Tehran this weekend, distill it to its essence, then imagine the precise opposite of that — and this is what you’d have. Behold the most famous blogger in America.
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Is that a pentagram behind his head in that photo?
I refuse to look at it/him again by choice. The dude is revolting on every level.
FireBlogger on June 22, 2009 at 9:31 PM
It’s a pity the shot wasn’t a little wider. I want to see if there’s bite marks on his pillow.
Sharke on June 22, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Is his name really Perez Hilton? Because that’s amazingly similar to Paris Hilton, that celebrity girl? Oh. I get it now. Huh, that’s really clever.
Mr. Pickles on June 22, 2009 at 9:34 PM
Perez Hilton calling someone else a “f***ing faggot”.
Now THAT’s rich!
That takes irony to a…whole…nuvva…levva…
thebronze on June 22, 2009 at 9:39 PM
This lump of feces is crying out for attention. Maybe he could troll for cabbies with George Michael and Boy George. At least they could sing.
Perez is a disgrace and if I were gay I would not want him representin me. Why are they all such drama queens? He doesn’t help their cause.
Geochelone on June 22, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Dear Mr. Trump,
I have always admired you and if you would kindly fire this POS I would be eternally grateful. Your act would no doubt go a long way toward charting a bright future for the human race. Millions would cheer at the mere sound of your name.
Geochelone on June 22, 2009 at 9:48 PM
I watched the whole thing. Even the second one. You’re all a bunch of pansies. Bring on the waterboarding!
Nethicus on June 22, 2009 at 9:52 PM
Damn. Someone beat me to it.
bigtexmex on June 22, 2009 at 9:52 PM
I just couldn’t do it…Sorry AP.
d1carter on June 22, 2009 at 9:53 PM
This idiot is an attention whore, plain and simple. Getting up in someones face and trying to start something is pretty stupid, especially where alcohol is involved. I seriously doubt that he thought he would be punched; that is even more stupidly arrogant than someone else we know.
I hope that getting b*tch-slapped and reported on the national news will make it think twice before the next confrontation. He got off easy this time; he needs to learn that starting drunken bar fights is hazardous to your health.
mad scientist on June 22, 2009 at 9:54 PM
That was exactly my point. Alexander the Great, was one of history’s greatest warriors, and he was gay. The gays like Perez Hilton think that they can go around as teenage girls just because they are gay. That is wrong. They have testicles, they are men, and they should behave as men.
keep the change on June 22, 2009 at 9:55 PM
OK, somewhat OT here, but how does a piece of sub-human filth like this become a judge in a Miss USA/Miss Universe/Miss Whatever-the-hell-it-was — or ANY beauty pageant for that matter???
infidel4life on June 22, 2009 at 9:57 PM
“If you are a victim of violence, speak out!” ~Perez Hilton
Sorry, but maybe if you didn’t “speak out” atop your high horse and call someone a faggot in a derogatory way, then maybe your ass wouldn’t have been beat down.
Hell, I’m gay, and all of my friends are straight men and women. You get pissy, you fight and if you’re gonna talk big you better be prepared for more. I would NEVER call a straight man a fag, because last time someone called me that in a bar, I punched his ass out and came after him with a pool cue. Had to be held back and at that point, so did he. What happened was “you shouldn’t have called him a fag!” And this was a straight bar!
Cuts both ways, Perez. So shut your mouth and maybe you won’t get beat. I just LOL at him trying to be some victim pariah.
lansing quaker on June 22, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Perez looks like a gorilla being violently sodomized, which I think he would take as a compliment.
alliebobbitt on June 22, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Perez Hilton has a blog? Get outta here. Who would read that?
MikeA on June 22, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Wait, so is [REDACTED] when used by a gay guy like when black guys use the word [REDACTED]?
SuperCool on June 22, 2009 at 10:26 PM
I fell out of my chair laughing! the only thing that makes me mad is someone punched this scumbag out before I could.
Message to “Perez Hilton”, stay away from the Santa Monica Pier, if you get caught trying to sodomize little boys…someone is eventually going to feed you to the sharks.
nelsonknows on June 22, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Are we sure he didn’t get a dick in the eye?
Kini on June 22, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Palate Cleanser:
He 100% deserved it.
Though it’s too bad it wasn’t Carrie Prejean who delivered it.
Lady Heather on June 22, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Funniest videos ever!
B!tch is trying for an academy award…or a razzie…not sure which.
Is about time someone punched that loud mouthed jerk in the face.
And the fact that it was a the manager of a super Liberal who made the Obama YEAS WE CAN music Videos is EVEN FUNNIER!!!!
YOu know, maybe there is something to that hope and change…hahaha
BillaryMcBush on June 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM
11 Minutes
45 Seconds
Life cannot get back
Kini on June 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Is Perez Hilton the mutant offspring of Bwawney Fwank and Elton John? It sure looks like it to me. My how science has advanced.
DeathB4Tyranny on June 22, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Sometimes violence is the answer.
Sometimes a guy deserves a punch in the face.
Gaunilon on June 22, 2009 at 10:50 PM
I just ordered every Black Eyed Peas album i could find on amazon!
Go WIll!!!
BillaryMcBush on June 22, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Looks like a case of “Justifiable Butt Whoop’n” to me.
He was asking for it.
Hmmmmmm……where have we heard that before? I’m sure Sarah Palin has.
.
GT on June 22, 2009 at 11:04 PM
Dang. I think she’s a little upset. And spot on.
- The Cat
MirCat on June 22, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Speaking of twitter. This is from John McCain’s
Talk about Irony.
- The Cat
MirCat on June 22, 2009 at 11:13 PM
I have no doubt whatsoever that Hilton *wanted* to get attacked in some fashion.
This remarkably unremarkable waste of skin lives *only* because of this kind of crap.
Attention, and no doubt a legal suit/settlement that will further feather his nest pending the next self-created 15-minutes of fame. His original allotment is up; now he has to rent his own spotlight, so expect to see this kind of manufactured nonsense in the future unless people get enough sense to simply ignore him.
Midas on June 22, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Daddy must be so very, very proud.
mugged on June 22, 2009 at 11:20 PM
To steal quotes I have heard used by my two nephews…I will go with the little guy first
DATS SWEET
Older Nephew
Takes one to know one
proudteadrinker on June 22, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Perez Hilton is an attention whoring little teenage girl trapped in an overweight middle-aged man’s body.
I didn’t even have to click the play button to figure that one out.
SilverStar830 on June 22, 2009 at 11:26 PM
I made it thru both, and, as the father of a 12 yr old, I realized how familiar it all was. He sound like nothing so much as a pre-teen girl bitching to her girlfriends.
Thanks Allah. My palate is thoroughly cleansed. The chaos in Iran seems so far away and trivial now.
mugged on June 22, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Oh…… you got me shaking my head wondering what my Dad would have said if this is what he had raised. Scary stuff to have going through my mind as I go to sleep.
proudteadrinker on June 22, 2009 at 11:33 PM
Perez on his twitter
That’s not true. In Ohio at least saying something like, “Wanna go?” is considered the first punch.
MirCat on June 22, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Perez,
Where are your postings of the people in Iran being shot?
Where’s your support for freedom and liberation your’re always shouting about?
Where’s Neda’s memorial and bless her soul on your site ?
So, are you a one-issue voter?
Only gay-rights interests you?
You never hesitate to ridicule the Palins, or Cheneys, Bushs, or Miss California.
Or, are you really not proud of THIS president, for the first time?
Tell us what you think, since your voice is so important, not only in gossip but in the political arena as well.
Tell us Perez, people are getting shot and all you have on your website is pathetic little Lohan.
Even dolphins have more space on your website.
You’re such a fraud, just like your president…you’re both pussies!
luvstotango on June 22, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Neda was a woman, to Perez she deserved it.
- The Cat
MirCat on June 22, 2009 at 11:39 PM
If you punch Perez in the nose, go wash the hand. No telling where the nose has been.
seven on June 22, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Not to everyone. Somebody somewhere manages to have – well you know what I mean.
And even CC’s collie knows what getting warm and cozy means.
It means somebody likes you, even if it’s only for a few minutes. Otherwise, he can’t really be a sodomite.
platypus on June 22, 2009 at 11:50 PM
When Perez Hilton called someone a f—ing fa–t, was he trying to get hook-up with that guy? Was he hoping the guy would carry through with the described action with Perez?
bayview on June 22, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Perez, bubula.
B_U_T_C_H_U_P (to the tune of Respect, by Aretha Franklin)
Regrettably, it requires talent. But, there is a dance number.
Arbalest on June 23, 2009 at 12:01 AM
So Perezth, violence is never the answer? I assume since you just got sucker-punched, you’re talking about the “physical kind? What about the “emotional” kind? The kind that is produced by verbal darts that pierce the heart and soul of another human being? Like calling a woman c*%t or bit#h on national TV? Violence is violence you tart. If I were you, I wouldn’t be calling on God for help, you might get some of the fallout on you!
hopefloats on June 23, 2009 at 12:01 AM
If anyone lately has been in need of a beatdown, it’s this “f***ing faggot.” Carrie Prejean should be given a shot to knock his block off.
…but I can’t watch this piece of trash, and I won’t give him the benefits of a click…
ornery_independent on June 23, 2009 at 12:11 AM
normally I don’t advocate or condone violence of any kind, but…
thank you will.i.am and your manager polo for taking one for the team. I am eternally grateful to both of you.
bombos on June 23, 2009 at 12:28 AM
If I were his “Daddy”, I would’ve changed my name and address long ago.
This worthless piece of worm-ridden filth deserves everything he gets.
…except the attention he craves.
Sterling Holobyte on June 23, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Ok, I’m weak – I couldn’t make it past 30 seconds.
NPP on June 23, 2009 at 12:39 AM
LOL. I’m surprised he doesn’t get hit more often.
So dramatic.
emilykathleen on June 23, 2009 at 1:08 AM
When you consider how many verbal punches he threw at Miss California and she took it standing tall, and maintained her dignity. This snively, little man child is just such a total loser.
This is called karma. Too bad he didn’t get punched more often and harder by that band person, and I don’t even condone violence.
karenhasfreedom on June 23, 2009 at 1:38 AM
I guess we should all breathe a sigh of relief that Perez is unattractive. Imagine the beating of breasts and tearing of hair that would result had an attactive person been punched in the face.
Oh, such a tragedy…beat an ugly person to death with their own arm if you must..but to give a pretty girl (or boy) a black eye…waily waily waily! Every time a supermodel bruises her bony a** falling down on the runway, an angel loses his wings..or something.
austinnelly on June 23, 2009 at 1:48 AM
Perez:
Hmmmmm, after watching his videos, both, and Will.I.Am’s as well, I’d have to say that poor Perez is in “implosion” mode at this point. He’s become too full of his own self and the power he can wield as well as damage he can do to reputations and stature with his mere words……..
Perez claims that violence is never the answer, but by words alone he inflicts violence of a more lasting and devastating form than sometimes happens with physical altercations. Yet somehow that doesn’t qualify as “violence”. That’s just an opinion, take it or leave it, but hey don’t look too closely at the lives that are ruined because a lot of people take me and my words too seriously…..
Perez, you’re a wuss, and a waste of oxygen. I hope your followers and fans get a clue real soon at how completely out of control you’ve become, and how badly you’re behaving. Not to mention the bad name you’re giving to real, honest, decent human beings!
KendraWilder on June 23, 2009 at 2:13 AM
Absolutely!
He’s such a drama queen…with emphasis on “queen.”
He’s a media whore.
Carrie, as beautiful as she is, is way more manly than him.
kakypat on June 23, 2009 at 3:03 AM
^ 5!
+ 1000
kakypat on June 23, 2009 at 3:05 AM
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
- The Cat
P.S. Make a girl cry. When her guy friend calls you out on it get in his face. Yeah it’s cause he’s ugly alright.
MirCat on June 23, 2009 at 3:12 AM
Sorry… Can’t watch. I try hard not to let this kind of A*hole into my day. Carrie’s dad should toss him a smack down and that would be fine with me.
RalphyBoy on June 23, 2009 at 3:44 AM
Does 911 work in Canada?
SnarkVader on June 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM
Unfortunately yes that’s why will.i.am did’nt have time to put the boots to him.
heshtesh on June 23, 2009 at 4:18 AM
This guy sounds like a 12 year-old girl!
My God I wanted to punch him half way through the first vid!
DSchoen on June 23, 2009 at 4:37 AM
Okay. For what it is worth, **I survived the whole thing. All the way. For what it is worth and this ain`t worth much, that is. After a tirade like that, I wonder how the guy can show his face in public. May be a good time for PH to get in touch with a good–a really good–effects person to . . . uh . . . rig up a disguise. Barring that, some invisible man potion might be useful.
**Okay, I cheated. I admit it. I did not actually WATCH the whole thing, but I listened to it. Does that count? I kept the volume up, though. Okay, I come clean: I was scrubbing the commode and couldn`t risk my keyboard with caustic chemical drippings. I value my keyboard way too much it appears. I begin to feel the pangs of shame . . . .
Sherman1864 on June 23, 2009 at 5:01 AM
AP I like the way you felt you had to justify the post and provide three reasons just to be safe. They were all hilarous and logical. I vote Reason #2 as the most amusing
PunditFight on June 23, 2009 at 5:51 AM
Watched both vids and…..Can we say “Drama Queen?!”
Someone has a host of anger management issues particularly with strong women (he screamed Fergie was a “fugly b***%$!” at the end of vid 2 – dude, you need to seek help).
But he seems to have a good lawsuit claim fwiw anyway.
sarahpalinfan99 on June 23, 2009 at 5:57 AM
Oh, yeah…will.i.am is the Obot who made those star studded “hope & change” music videos for Obama.
Perez Hilton is a big time Obot and hater of Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean and all things Conservative.
Maybe we can title this When Obots Attack! or Obots Gone Wild!
sarahpalinfan99 on June 23, 2009 at 6:06 AM
i actually feel like punching him in the face after watching his vid.
the most hypocritical thing i’ve seen. calling someone a faggot, when your totally against being called one.
It goes to show that when your angry you say things that you actually feel.
tannerroman on June 23, 2009 at 6:34 AM
well i think he’s a faggot.
well in the context that Perez uses it.
he’s lowest of all things.
tannerroman on June 23, 2009 at 6:42 AM
Aren’t these just your typical every day Democrat males.
Jeff from WI on June 23, 2009 at 6:49 AM
Well, I just jumped to the last minute of the second video, knew he’d either be crying or screaming or both. May he follow the “Leave Britney Alone” gal into obscurity.
Marcus on June 23, 2009 at 6:51 AM
10 seconds… I am eating… well WAS eating. I kinda feel sick now…
BadBrad on June 23, 2009 at 7:24 AM
Instead of giving this loudmouthed parasitic character assassin a black eye, I wish the manager of the Black Eyed Peas had slammed this clown in the mouth with a cinder block and knocked every tooth out of his empty head.
Sorry, but if there is just one human being other than Kim Jong II or the assclown in Iran who richly deserves to have the living crap kicked out of him with extreme prejudice, it is Perez Hilton.
This has been a long time coming and it is now time for someone to offer Hilton a nice piping hot cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!
pilamaye on June 23, 2009 at 7:37 AM
Dear Perez,
You spent your 15 minutes of fame. Get off the stage, you hack.
itsspideyman on June 23, 2009 at 7:40 AM
I love how he whines about abuse for 11 minutes in in the last 5 seconds of the video he verbally assoults Fergie and calls her a fugly b!tch. Yeah, thats how to end your appeal for mass sympathy after getting punched…attack a girl.
Perez Hilton & Hope Floats…Flush Twice!
BillaryMcBush on June 23, 2009 at 8:06 AM
These days I put nothing past Hollywood to get press and attention. Can I predict in weeks this cretin “Perez Hilton” and the other musical group mentioned will be the best of friends after having milked this until the well is dry?
Marcus on June 23, 2009 at 8:27 AM
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOONE!!!
Coronagold on June 23, 2009 at 8:30 AM
Who doesn’t want to punch that freak in the face?
sonofdy on June 23, 2009 at 8:51 AM
I wouldnt mind feeding a knuckle sandwich to the gay guy with a black eye.
maintenanceman on June 23, 2009 at 9:16 AM
The persistence of minority hypocrisy in America. Perez Hilton calls a woman “stupid b***h” and someone else a “f’ing f****t” but he’s still blogging about tolerance. Jesse Jackson calls Jewish people “hymies.” Al Sharpton goes on acerbic anti-Semitic rants, but both get all the air time they want and are still hard at work extorting companies in the name of “racial justice.” Obama attends a racist church for 20 years, derisively calls his grandmother “a typical white person” but gets the White House and demigod status from the press.
Michael Richards, an ex-sitcom actor with no politics or influence on public policy, tells off a couple of hecklers in a comedy club but he’s ostracized from society for life.
Future historians will look back at the American people of this era and declare that we were insane. And they will be correct.
Crusty on June 23, 2009 at 9:30 AM
LOL. He looks like the young grinch from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY2ODg3NTI2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDI1NTEz._V1._SX485_SY359_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1133615616/tt0170016&usg=__Iv7D3-xNjLeCdOi2SPPvIiYm9Bc=&h=359&w=485&sz=32&hl=en&start=75&um=1&tbnid=vS3rj5Gyh5NBgM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bgrinch%2Bmovie%26ndsp%3D18%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den-us%26sa%3DN%26start%3D72%26um%3D1
Someone should photo shop this guy green and lets have a side by side comparison – or “caption this.”
What a loser.
Virginia Shanahan on June 23, 2009 at 9:30 AM
“Violence is never the answer . . . ” except it took violence to gain our freedom, end slavery, defeat fascism . . .
Seeing perverted punks like this almost makes me look forward to the days of shariah law. Might be worth putting on a burqa to see what happens to him . . .
Special K on June 23, 2009 at 10:01 AM
This is the Feel-good story of the day. Bravo, Will-i-am. Hope you gave this drama queen a good one for Carrie Prejean, too.
ChrisB on June 23, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Flaming lib-on-lib violence? I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t bring a smile to my face.
Cylor on June 23, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Hmmmm Lets see there are gay men & women in our Military and they must be doing a good job because you cant tell they are gay and dont flaunt there illness,They arent FLAMING FAGS like The Paris Hilton WANNA-BE…Waaa Waaaa Waaaa-I watched the video of this disgusting Flamer crying like a B!%#C because he got what he deserved for talking badly about others….
Roadking85 on June 23, 2009 at 11:21 AM
It was only a matter of time. I though that when it did happen, he would have gotten a bone broken.
Greek Fire on June 23, 2009 at 11:25 AM
Geez, talk about flaming hystrionics!
Big John on June 23, 2009 at 11:45 AM
What a huge waste of space this guy is, it is amazing to me that someone like him can be famous by being so hateful toward other people. He seems to promote hatred and selfish projects that do nothing for society. He should be ignored and if this idiot has anyone funding this madness, they should be told goodbye as well.
workingforpigs on June 23, 2009 at 11:48 AM
I didn’t know that EXCREMENT could speak
hamradio on June 23, 2009 at 11:52 AM
So self-absorbed.
CynicalOptimist on June 23, 2009 at 12:27 PM
He wanted to get fisted but couldn’t get turned around quick enough.
TrickyDick on June 23, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Mario: “I’m a big boy, I can dish it – I can take it”
You dished it and got punched in the face, Mario, so take it.
By the way, your mascara looks like it’s running a little bit.
pain train on June 23, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Two more observations:
1) On the TMZ page Hilton claims Will went after him like a “heat-seeking missile”.
Probably not the first time that phrase and Hilton’s name have been used in the same sentence.
2) After the alleged bi*ch slapping, was that Hilton crying in the background? Or was that a little girl somewhere?
pain train on June 23, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Pretty funny…..would have enjoyed it much more if Carrie Prejean had B*#CH Slapped him, scratched his face/eye(s) and maybe had a good old hair pulling contest. She could clean his clock. He’d still be whining. But, she has too much class.
keldog on June 23, 2009 at 2:30 PM
George Washington roles over in grave. WTF happened to our country? We are worried about the thoughts of some insane flamming fag.
lavell12 on June 23, 2009 at 2:39 PM
I just turned this on Fox News and he was crying…now that’s much watch TV, stop picking on Perez….too funny.
Dr Evil on June 23, 2009 at 2:51 PM
“I could have said whatever I wanted”
Uh, not really. See, Perez, there’s this thing called “Fighting Words”. Laws about them exist in the US as well as Canada. Since the incident took place in Canada, I’ll cite the Canadian law:
s. 319[1], Criminal Code of Canada
So, legally, no you could not have said whatever you wanted. And I’m pretty sure that what you did say constituted a crime.
Kelli_D on June 23, 2009 at 3:07 PM
Butt Mario, “Will I Am” punched “Perez Hilton” not youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
DSchoen on June 23, 2009 at 3:46 PM
I’m SO SICK of gay topics. I’m sick of seeing them, I’m sick of hearuing them, I’m sick of talking about them. If I never see or hear one again it’ll be too soon.
Jeff from WI on June 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM
You guys are missing the point here.
This video is comedy gold!
OMG! Every time i watch it i go into fit of laughter
EVAR!
NEVAR!
BLEEDING FROM MY EYES!
GOD KNOWS AND I KNOWS AND YOU KNOWS!
A fat out of shape obnoxious physically repulsive odious barfbag of a gossip trashman calling Fergie FUGLY? OMG hahahahah
His face contorts in so many omg never make that face again poses during this glorious 11 minutes…
…i believe that the reason US americans can not identify the united states on a map, is um because they read Perez Hilton.
BillaryMcBush on June 23, 2009 at 5:27 PM
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