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Hahaha
Upstater85 on June 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM
It’s a fake!!!!
It’s only 1:43 and he takes longer than that excusing himself to go to the can.
Hog Wild on June 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM
He hasn’t been this funny since the Stephanopoulos interview.
KingGold on June 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Boy,is ImWearingaDinnerJacketCrazyGuyNutJob,
PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
canopfor on June 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
LOL!
Laura in Maryland on June 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM
HIGH-laroius!
therightscoop on June 22, 2009 at 10:37 PM
LOL!!
bazil9 on June 22, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I love how he says “Twitter”.
CarolynM on June 22, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Longest Tweet Evah
Fluffernutter! HAH!
Kini on June 22, 2009 at 10:38 PM
ROFLMAO
Dreadnought223 on June 22, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Too bad there’s not a 7.62 out there with his name on it. Amazing, a street thug can become president of a country. But then, a ‘community organizer’ can become president of our country.
GarandFan on June 22, 2009 at 10:40 PM
You know, I just wonder how those dipsticks at Columbia who cheered the guy feel now…lessee…ruthless dictator, puts down opposition brutally, can’t stand people having freedom….guess they’re even more okie dokie with the guy now!
Fluffernutter…snicker…
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Funny stuff.
That voice reminds me of –who was the priest on SNL a long long time ago?
Italian guy. Ahhhh. It’s on the tip of my tongue.
sleepyjean on June 22, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Don Novello as Fr. Guido Sarducci.
KingGold on June 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Father Guido Sarduchie
Kini on June 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Achmatwitterwad.
katy on June 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM
bwahahaha, this is good :}
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Fr Guido, or Rosanne Rosannadanna!
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Ah yes. Father Guido. Thanks guys.
sleepyjean on June 22, 2009 at 10:42 PM
“For extra scary a**hole effect”…that line is a keeper.
CarolynM on June 22, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Imadinnerjacket’s eyes are too close together. Maybe they are squeezing his brain.
txag92 on June 22, 2009 at 10:42 PM
That was great. Keep up the great work AP.
Lance Murdock on June 22, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Only difference is Ahmadinejad told his people to get in people’s faces and cause trouble in public while Barry did it during a speech.
Rbastid on June 22, 2009 at 10:44 PM
He looks so greasy all the time. You can almost smell him through the screen..
I know… eeeeewwww.
katy on June 22, 2009 at 10:45 PM
I’ll bet he hasn’t sent a “Lez Be Friends” to Parez Hilton.
They both need friends, now more than ever.
Kini on June 22, 2009 at 10:46 PM
That’s hilarious!
Bob's Kid on June 22, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Same thing, different name.
I do kinda feel sorry for him about the friend requests though… ;o)
infidel4life on June 22, 2009 at 10:47 PM
What?!?!? Don’t tell me the ladies don’t dig the sweaty greasy Iranian cab driver look.
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 10:47 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks!
freeus on June 22, 2009 at 10:48 PM
I’m so glad you posted this. was wondering all day if it would make it in. :)
I_C on June 22, 2009 at 10:48 PM
What?!?!? Don’t tell me the ladies don’t dig the sweaty greasy Iranian cab driver look.
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 10:47 PM
Maybe sweaty but definitely not greasy.
txag92 on June 22, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Time for a “bunker buster” for this nut-job!
tomswid on June 22, 2009 at 10:49 PM
That was almost a Rick-roll, but I LOL’d anyway.
Spiritk9 on June 22, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Twittering Twits,and tw#ts in a torrent of tweeting!!ahem.
(#=a).
canopfor on June 22, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Allahpundit: Good job.
Loxodonta on June 22, 2009 at 10:51 PM
Yah, sweaty is ok. It’s the smelly…. blahhh
katy on June 22, 2009 at 10:51 PM
They are rather Road Warrior bad guys.
- The Cat
MirCat on June 22, 2009 at 10:53 PM
I always that it was pawned, like you were borrowing something. Funny stuff.
Ted Torgerson on June 22, 2009 at 10:53 PM
ImaDinnerJacket is gonna be ticked when nobody will send him a cow for his FarmTown on Facebook.
sybilll on June 22, 2009 at 10:54 PM
With twitter,I wonder what Tweety Bird thinks of this!!
canopfor on June 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM
LMAO. Oh…shit that’s funny.
Jaibones on June 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM
No, no… I have to disagree.
Hohoho
Loxodonta on June 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Sorry Allah…………..
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 10:57 PM
i wonder how many caffeine binges AP has gone on while covering shit
blatantblue on June 22, 2009 at 11:02 PM
Facebook sucks – ROFL !
nagee76 on June 22, 2009 at 11:04 PM
He can have my share. I kicked the nicotine, now I’m working on the caffeine…
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM
I like to dress them up like transformers and put them on dirt bikes because I am a assyhola.
CLASSIC!!! LFMAO
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s secret MySpace entry:
Hi there fellow Islamic bloggers and Islam bloogers to be. My name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and I am the great and fearless President of the Islamic Republic of Iran and soon to be the defacto President of Iraq too! Soon I will add another feather to my cap by humbling the new American President as he comes on bended knee to apologize for all of America’s sins agains Islam and it’s new great leader – me!
I was was born one of seven children to a humble blacksmith and when I was a child growing up I worked on a farm to earn extra money for my poor father and I got to know a lot of the farm animals very well. I was real nature boy back then. I was a real animal lover. My favorites were the goats of course. I still have such fond memories of my boyhood.
Later I excelled as a student, earning my master’s degree and a Ph.D in civil engineering. I have only three wives, but as the leader of such a great Islamic country and soon to be the dominate power in the Middle East I feel that it is time for me to take my fourth wife. If any nice Islamic ladies are reading this you should email me some time soon. You must be between the ages of 12 and 28 years old. If you are under 12 that would be alright too but you must have a note from a male relative of course.
In addition to my continuing very important duties as the Great President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, which I have just won reelection to in a great landslide, Allah be praised, I am now working on my post graduate science project, which when completed in a very few years, I will test on Evil Israel and the Great Satin America to get back at them for trying to brainwash just a very few of my loyal subjects into rebelling against me their beloved leader.
Who I would like to meet … …
In addition to my fourth wife, and remember if you are under 12 years old, you must have a note from a male relative, I would like to meet other dedicated members of the Great Religion of
SlaughterPeace, Islam of course. We can all get together after work and spend time reading inspiring passages from the Koran and comparing notes on our mutual love of farm animals. We can also go over a list of priority test sites for my developing science project. It will be a blast! It will make much bigger holes than the little one in New York!MB4 on June 22, 2009 at 11:05 PM
upinak, did you feel the rumble today? I was watching Shep (I know, but I was cooling off, waiting on Glenn to come on), you could tell he’d never seen the name ‘Talkeetna’ before…gave me a chuckle.
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Why does everyone reject my friends? LOL!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Dawsome
unwashed minion on June 22, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Bikey… honestly I didn’t feel anything as I was stuck in a freaking box called the vault. I left the office and everyone was freaking out.. DID YOU FEEL THAT? I am like.. no, who fell?
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:08 PM
LMFAO I had to watch it again!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Ahmadinejad is probably saying, “Stealing this election was a piece a’ cake, piece a’ crumb cake.” (Remember Casper the Movie?) :)
I know, not funny, but I just had to say it.
NathanG on June 22, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Glad you’re okay. The devastation that is still visible after the ’64 (?) quake….sheesh.
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:11 PM
“…putting them on dirt bikes for extra scary @sshole effect.”
Tears are streaming down my faces. Heh.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 22, 2009 at 11:12 PM
I didn’t hear of any damage.. but I am going up to the cabin this weekend maybe in Talkeetna to check for damage as it is on pilings.
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Need a tissue?
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“Achmadijadawhatta”
alexraye on June 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Stayed a couple of days near there, waiting on an opening in the clouds so we could fly up around McKinley. Montana Creek. What passes for a creek in your parts, is a full blown river, even in Colorado. Here in Texas? What passes for a river would barely add an inch to your ‘creeks’…lol
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Yes. Thank you!
It was a palate cleanser from the lecture I’m preparing for tomorrow.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on June 22, 2009 at 11:15 PM
Ahmadinnerjacket will always be my favorite, but Ahmaneedinjihad is a close second!
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:16 PM
LMFAO @ it took me 5 hours to show the allatohla how to use google.
my stomach hurt!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Thanks for that.
Thank you AP/Ed for the excellent job you have done to keep us informed about world events, and also keeping us entertained when we need it most.
Posts like this allow me to brain dump for a few minutes and forget about the evil in the world.
F15Mech on June 22, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Aww man.. you do know we are having GREAT runs on Salmon right now. You can the WRONG YEAR!
And I like Glen Beck Gualcomole Jihad name LOL
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:18 PM
We fixed the last election
Like we always do
How were we to know
That the people would see through?
Now I’m hiding here in Tehran
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The sh!t has hit the fan
Once president of Iran
A real stud duck
But if Obama doesn’t save me
I’m sh!t outta luck
I’m sh!t outta luck
Now I’m hiding her in Tehran
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and underage women
The sh!it has hit the fan
–Mahmoud Ahmadenijad (with apologies to Warren Zevon)
Percy_Peabody on June 22, 2009 at 11:18 PM
LMFAO is it on an Inconvient Truth LMFAO!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:18 PM
There goes my rim shot
:*(
FontanaConservative on June 22, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Did you get paid to link to this?
/government
LibTired on June 22, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Love that!
ladyingray on June 22, 2009 at 11:23 PM
+10
either orr on June 22, 2009 at 11:23 PM
Ok time for bed I think.
Either coming down with a cold, or the cottonwood dander is getting to me.
Nighter all …. and don’t forget to twitter!
upinak on June 22, 2009 at 11:23 PM
I don’t twitter…it’s pretty bad when Achmadijadawhatta got on twitter before I did!
ladyingray on June 22, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Twit…..
Seven Percent Solution on June 22, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Yeah, I did miss getting in on that. OTOH, I also missed out on the skeeters!
bikermailman on June 22, 2009 at 11:31 PM
I can find humor in bug bites, kidney stones, sharp sticks in the eye. I cannot bring myself to laugh at this Cro Magnon. He needs more then waterboarding. He needs to explore the Mariana Trench without equipment.
Limerick on June 22, 2009 at 11:32 PM
darn funny stuff there
HawaiiLwyr on June 22, 2009 at 11:47 PM
We know the gutter and we know the stink of the street
For too many years we have pressed through this festering heat
All you tyrants who towered above us
You who gave us the smack of your rod
Soon now we will give you the gutter
We will give you the judgment of God!
Vengeance victorious
These will be glorious days
Women of Tehran, come gather your bloody bouquets!
Soon now they will gaze on our goddess of justice
With her shimmering, glimmering blade
As she kisses these tyrants she will sing them a last serenade
Sing, swing
Savor the sting
As she severs Ahmadinejad and Khamenei, our Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
They’ll be smitten with our Madame Guillotine
The world may be ugly, but each man must do what he must
Give in evil ones, in a year you will be dust
Now come let our Lady of Justice possess you
In her breathtaking, hair-raising bed
She will tingle your spines
As she captures your hearts and your heads
Sing, swing
Savor the sting
As she severs you, our Madame Guillotine
Slice, come paradise
Our Delilah will shave you razor clean
PercyB on June 22, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Hawkdriver,stay safe,pleasant dreams,
on behalf of the H/A crew!!:)
canopfor on June 22, 2009 at 11:49 PM
When Mahmoud’s feet can’t reach the ground
the world will be a-twitter.
Good noose for all, to tie things up,
and nothing could be fitter.
Nylon or sisal?
profitsbeard on June 22, 2009 at 11:51 PM
HotAir Poll
Who would you rather go to dinner with and have a drink with and talk politics, issues, etc. if forced due to your kids and wife kidnapped.
Perez Hilton, or
Ahmedinejad
Ahmed all the way man!
Sapwolf on June 22, 2009 at 11:53 PM
May I please change my handle to Superbastard?
Dead Hand Control on June 23, 2009 at 12:00 AM
“Becoming web-savvy is a rude awakening.”
Awesome. Thanks AP.
Fallen Sparrow on June 23, 2009 at 12:04 AM
Limerick on June 23, 2009 at 12:30 AM
If you can get by the Holocaust denial and Israel destruction, he is adorable.
V15J on June 23, 2009 at 12:33 AM
Gold
Oil Can on June 23, 2009 at 12:37 AM
Anything with a friggin’ fluffernutter reference is genius in my book. :-)
cannonball on June 23, 2009 at 12:41 AM
Upon hearing this, my first thought was Borat.
This is hilarious. The frustrating thing for Amadickinajar’s name takes up a lot of those 140 characters for tweeting.
Fed45 on June 23, 2009 at 12:44 AM
I beg pardon to fellow HA comments.
.
Familiar with I Claudius any of you?
.
The character in I Claudius who played Sejanus.
.
The current president of Iran was made to play Sejanus.
.
Sejanis rose thru the ranks under the reign of the Roman Emperor Tiberius.
.
Sejanus believed himself a potential successor of the emperor, and was conspiring against Tiberius whilst removing any other possible candidates to the throne. Tiberius learned of his plot and has his own second in command of the Praetorian Guard dispense with this usurpation.
.
Sejanus was a thug to say the least and could be considered in my view the equivalent of president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
.
May the fate of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad be the same as Sejanus.
Americannodash on June 23, 2009 at 12:48 AM
LOL!
Thanks, AP.
itsnotaboutme on June 23, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Is that The Onion’s flag behind Aquadinnerjacket on the screencap?
HawaiiLwyr on June 23, 2009 at 1:05 AM
“JIHAD!! JIHAD!!”
“DURKA!! DURKA!!”
B Man on June 23, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Ahhhhkkkk (‘scuse me I coughed up a loogie),madinnajacket.
tbear44 on June 23, 2009 at 1:25 AM
Yeah we guys online are seriously a bunch of jerks… takes one to know one.
petunia on June 23, 2009 at 1:27 AM
That’s gold I tell ya, solid gold! +100
Mallard T. Drake on June 23, 2009 at 1:36 AM
Looooove it!!!
I have to show this to everyone I know.
Ingenue on June 23, 2009 at 3:22 AM
Good Morning
VietnamTehran!!!-
RalphyBoy on June 23, 2009 at 3:31 AM
Holy Jeezus that was funny.
Geochelone on June 23, 2009 at 4:13 AM
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