Together at last: Zo and Crowder on what it means to be Republican
posted at 7:50 pm on June 11, 2009 by Allahpundit
An almost exhaustive list of grotesque-yet-mainstream conservative stereotypes, dutifully mocked for your edification and amusement. There’s one obvious omission and I have a hunch why that is: Because when it comes to this particular stereotype, each of our leading men is only too happy to embrace it. Ah well. After years of nonsense like this, you learn to laugh about these oversights. Ha. Ha, I say.
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mmmmmore managable hangover???
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Really?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Makes ya wish ya were with a one legged girl, right?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:14 PM
Yea — don’t think I didn’t try.
You’re safe
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:14 PM
you, my good youngerish man, are now deemed a god…and don’t let that go to your head or anything…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Yeah…now worries…harmless as a declawed kitten…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:18 PM
Ketel One
Grey Goose
Patron
Pyrat
Belvedere
etcetc
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:19 PM
Hangar One
Jack D
all cheap
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Ugh. Ketel One.
The reason I won’t add you, my little alcohol vender is because you say have no stinger.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:20 PM
LOL…I’ll send you my order via FB…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:20 PM
I have no stinger…..
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:21 PM
because you say have no stinger
i think you’re drinking
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Which is fine!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:22 PM
You play farmtown, gray?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:22 PM
Can’t say I do…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Oh, I sent you a mango tree.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:25 PM
Trotskyist + cosmopolitans = Seattle drag queen’s dream come true?
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:25 PM
I’ve got one.
But it don’t sting…at least not after the first 10 seconds.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:26 PM
What if that stinger lasts 8
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Hmmmmm. Somebody needs to help MC. He dropped his bedpan.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:28 PM
MC got all hot and bothered when I confronted him over his Twittering…got very defensive…he really should learn to relax….
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:30 PM
It’s okay, sugar pop. They always seem to think I’m their first time.
Take a deep breath…
That’s called “Mission accomplished – jump out the window and flag a cab”.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Then I twittered ladyingray…and I jumped out the window and flagged down a cab.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Hornysting
send me an add
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Like a bullride…..eight seconds……
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:32 PM
Despite you’re desire to Twitter, I LMAO…
*bows* to greatness…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:33 PM
A wha?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:34 PM
Which do you want? An eight-second bullride or a two-hour trek on a donkey?
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:34 PM
facebook
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:34 PM
Well ladygray is liquored up
ask her
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:35 PM
ohmigod…IALMAO…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Facebook. Oh, you want to be added as a friend. Hmmmmm.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Do I really have to drive to LI to kick your ass…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:37 PM
Take his liquor too, lady.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:38 PM
long ride
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Drive to Wisconsin and kick mine. The fiancee’s been out of town all week, I’m drunk, and my morals are play-doh.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Can she dodge a .223?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:39 PM
10 hours to NYC, more to kick your ass…I can do it!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:39 PM
now send a req. hornysting
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:40 PM
ten to nyc
2.something to get to the end of LI.
SO F YOU!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:40 PM
Why yes, I can.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM
If anyone could quantitatively decide between the two, I’d put my 1000 yuan note on you.
Change, anyone?
Or hope?
Oh, the hell with it. I’ll take the change.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM
eh
what does it all matter
im going on a gay cruise soon
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM
I’ll loan her my .303.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Lady, should I friend him?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:41 PM
Look who voted for Obama.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:42 PM
only if the chamber can take it
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:42 PM
ohmigosh…another HA man-whore!!!!! Don’t tempt me!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:43 PM
I hear you, you’re either boned by a bull or a donkey,.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:43 PM
The hornetsting asked you a question
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Enfields never fail, my friend. British engineering FTW.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:43 PM
so, Lady, should I friend him? Is he a good friend?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:44 PM
At least I can tempt you with a non-virgin.
Unlike BB and wccawa.
Well, in wccawa’s case, never having been with a woman.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:44 PM
So, hide, you coward! Hide! Starting the car at this moment…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Aww hell. I think that is a no.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:46 PM
Okay, Voight’s currently having a cup of coffee in a diner.
WTF is that crazy skank doing with the fake mouse?
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:47 PM
Trust me
She’d say yes in confidence
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:47 PM
I’ll leave that up to you…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Appreciate the back up
10-4
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:48 PM
See, that is an affirmative no!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Sheboygan Avenue, off of Whitney Way.
I’ll leave the door unlocked.
And I AM armed, BB.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:49 PM
You are CORRECT, sir!
/McMahon off
I only hang with the angels.
Or one-legged flings from 20 years ago.
But mostly, just the angels. I am a blessed man.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:49 PM
Despite what you’ve been told, Clay Aiken ain’t no angel, boy.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Thats ok
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:50 PM
FTW!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:51 PM
got 7 long rifles in me room!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:51 PM
I still think you should
And there’s always the “de-friend” option
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:51 PM
I have a feeling you’re like herpes, but nice herpes.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:52 PM
WTF is a Clay Aiken? I don’t even do that shotgun… “Pull” thing.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM
….and by then, the cat’s pregnant, my jewelry is missing, and you have sold all my firearms. And I have great aspirations for this cat, she will be president. As soon as she stops licking her butt.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:53 PM
DING! DING!
Finally. A thread winner. Now I can go to sleep.
With vivid memories of MC giving his/her self up to me willingly, all night long.
Nice.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Come on into my apartment and meet my Bersa Thunder 9. Don’t bring a rifle to an enclosed space fight.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Said the Gonorrhea to the herpes.
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:56 PM
Don’t be hatin…you guys live by bros before ho’s…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:56 PM
What was your nickname? Oh yeah…”Finger lickin’ good”.
Sorry. Mittens came onto me, not the other way around.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM
And its nice to be nice to the nice
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Ill remember that
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Put the gun down…won’t be needed…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:58 PM
I’ll think about it, BB. And, ON that note, I better go finish up work and visit with Hubby!
Lady, good to meet you, HA and FB friend.
MC, don’t fall off your chair.
wccawa, don’t get MC pregnant.
Good night and God Bless America.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:59 PM
im out too suckaz
i leave you with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvZOh4OzBs
my life
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:59 PM
what the effen ever…
ladyingray on June 12, 2009 at 12:00 AM
“visit”
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 12:01 AM
there is only one type of “visit” at 12 AM.
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 12:01 AM
ladyingray wah cho mouf
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 12:01 AM
I apologize for interrupting, but at some point I would really appreciate it if someone could translate this conversation for me as I am totally clueless as to what you all are doing.
Carry on.
Loxodonta on June 12, 2009 at 12:02 AM
nightz
suck a fat one democratz
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 12:02 AM
know this
i did not cause a thing
THEY were partaking in tomfoolery before i showed.
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 12:03 AM
Make me!!!!
oh, per the lame video of your life…the best last words of a redneck are…
…watch this shi’it…..
night all…stick a fork in me…I’m done…
ladyingray on June 12, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Whatever dries the tears, darlin’, whatever dries the tears.
ladyingray on June 12, 2009 at 12:06 AM
I’ll put down the piece…but the weapon is loaded and at attention.
You mistake me. wccawa is the one with the ovaries.
Well, was.
MadisonConservative on June 12, 2009 at 12:07 AM
You, my friend, will look very funny eating corn on the cob with no friggin’ teeth.
wccawa on June 12, 2009 at 12:20 AM
FN priceless!
TheSitRep on June 12, 2009 at 12:52 AM
Teh Awesome^2
- The Cat
MirCat on June 12, 2009 at 1:46 AM
Ah, seeing these two men together we now know the truth about Steven’s acting career:
Crowder didn’t have a chance in Hollywood not because of any lack of talent or his political beliefs but because he is a normal-sized person.
Seriously. Casting directors see you as some kind of monster if you’re a guy that’s six feet tall or more.
ScottMcC on June 12, 2009 at 1:50 AM
After a great many drinks and cloves, I must report that Midnight Cowboy, is in fact a quite remarkable story about friendship and the harsh landscape of the big city. You can take the larger themes extracted from the book for what they’re worth, but disregard them and you have a touching story about two men, trying to get along in an unforgiving world.
MadisonConservative on June 12, 2009 at 2:09 AM
I’m trying to picture this thread as a house party
What a mess to clean up in the morning
blatantblue on June 12, 2009 at 7:54 AM
That’s why the floors are concrete…just shovel out the mess and drag in the water hose…
ladyingray on June 12, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Hey Letterman!
These two write their own stuff!
Another unspoken truth about the difference between European Marxists and American Conservatives.
Saltysam on June 12, 2009 at 8:58 AM
I love these guys.
CarolynM on June 12, 2009 at 9:13 AM
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