Together at last: Zo and Crowder on what it means to be Republican
posted at 7:50 pm on June 11, 2009 by Allahpundit
An almost exhaustive list of grotesque-yet-mainstream conservative stereotypes, dutifully mocked for your edification and amusement. There’s one obvious omission and I have a hunch why that is: Because when it comes to this particular stereotype, each of our leading men is only too happy to embrace it. Ah well. After years of nonsense like this, you learn to laugh about these oversights. Ha. Ha, I say.
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Darn it! You’ve made me wish I had some Jager now…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Alright, I have to go do some work…I’ll be back in a few!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Mine? Half Puerto Rican, half Italian.
Why couldn’t I SEE the pain coming my way?
Doomed. DOOMED!!!
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Please do…I need some intelligent convo.
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:07 PM
lata.
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:07 PM
italian!
a curse!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:08 PM
I sent a friend request……okay, really, going to work for a while. be back.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:09 PM
Good, that’ll be my story, too.
Now I’m going to drag you into the bedroom and show you how I handled that Sumatran travel agent.
Why did a tribal society have a travel agency? Why are you asking stupid questions?
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:10 PM
You are so unworthy of your woman…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:10 PM
Dude, why didn’t you come to me? I could have loaned you some testicles.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:11 PM
I accepted!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Third leg it!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:12 PM
My post is in “moderation,” apparently, because I would lube up MC like a llama in a wheat field. With Captain Kangaroo running full bore with a gallon of Wesson.
If I get banned, MC, I blame it on your damn sourdough.
Which, by the way, is the only bread to strengthen your teeth. Dentin, my friend. POE “Purity of Essence” POE
Ok, Mandrake?
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 10:13 PM
My bad.
I didn’t know your boyfriend was in town.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 10:15 PM
‘Twasn’t me. ‘Twas First Mate Thaddeus Thorax.
He stole my hat. I’ll slit his throat one day.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:16 PM
He was. He was also disappointed that you weren’t around to act as his bedpan.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:17 PM
OH SH(T
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:18 PM
No worries. Cheese boy is quickly running out of original thoughts.
Shhh…
Don’t wake him.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Least his clothes ain’t thirty feet away
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:25 PM
I have a right good buzz going…not sure if its the Jack talking or laughing at ya’ll…but either way, I’m very appreciative…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:26 PM
And you know this how….
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Assuming?
:D
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:28 PM
O/T – action movie with Denzel and Travolta opens this weekend…who gives a flying fig if it’s good – it’s Denzel!!!!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:28 PM
Says Starbucks-sucking real-life Frasier over there.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:29 PM
it sounded like you were stating a fact, crawdad…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:29 PM
lady ingray
want a good laugh?
go to the first page of the miss american thread
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:30 PM
I saw that…where the heck are you searching on the net anyway???
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Nothing of that sort!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Well I wouldnt think so…but still…you going on a cruise anytime soon? LOL
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:36 PM
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:37 PM
I’m back! Nice to meet you, ladyingray! I see MC is threatening everyone with his bedpan again.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, BB has two tickets to paradise on Rosie O’ Donnell’s getaway cruise.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:39 PM
you try being the laughing stock of HotAir
:P
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:40 PM
MC is in with the HA gang, he’ll save us all. Or get us banned, not sure which….wheat, wesson, llamas. Damn, I missed a lot while trying to earn a living.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:40 PM
It just so happens to be YOUR day, BB. MC tortures me once a month, I think it’s his ‘man cycle’.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:41 PM
and my friend add, HornySting?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:42 PM
stop pouting, sweetie…you aren’t the laughing stock of HotAir…
…that would be giving you too much credit…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Don’t add him…make him suffer!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Keep calling me hornysting, that helps…. ;{
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:44 PM
:p is not a pout woman
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Strange how said pleasure elicits mouse-like squeals that sound and awful lot like pleasure from you.
Cute.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:44 PM
whatever dries the tears, darlin’, whatever dries the tears.
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:45 PM
Quick
get to the store
that phrase is stale!
need a new one!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:46 PM
He’s pouting.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:47 PM
well sorry…its all i got…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:47 PM
set in your ways
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:47 PM
;{ Nothing like your praying mantis, I’m sure.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:47 PM
In honor of Jon Voight’s impassioned speech this week, I am watching Midnight Cowboy.
Actually a pretty good movie, from an avant-garde standpoint. Then again, I’m also sloshed.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:48 PM
You would think, BB would have figured out who I am already….
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:49 PM
*holds you close, and pats your cauliflower ear*
Shhhh. Don’t you fret now, darlin’. You’re my one and only woman.
…in this zip code.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Not as easy as you think
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:50 PM
You’re walker’s in the way!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:51 PM
you have no idea…but as Bill Murray and Harold Ramis said in Stripes…
…I’m willing to learn.
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:51 PM
cougars teach, dont you know that?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:52 PM
Ouch, an ex boyfriend is on FB with me right now…kind of creepy.
Especially since I dated his friend too.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:52 PM
He needs a spanking for that.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM
I’ve never seen it…but I’ll take care of that this weekend by getting sloshed and watching it…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Mad Con AND wccawa use FB?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:51 PM
cougars teach, dont you know that?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:52 PM
He needs a spanking for that.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM
No…I need some ice for that…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:54 PM
That’s not my walker…
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:54 PM
HISSSSSSSSSS
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM
At minimum, sloshed.
LSD might be a better snack to go with this…film.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM
That’s a good one.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM
I can keep up with you chicas
thats all
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:56 PM
THE HELL YOU SAY, SIR!
I don’t take part in those “social networking” clusterfarks. Facebook, MySpace…MyAss.
Pay no attention to the Twitter link in my name.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 10:56 PM
I’ll stick with sloshed…Lucy can remain in the sky with her diamonds…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:57 PM
:O
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:57 PM
Only because, as a lightweight, you’re the only one not sloshed!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:58 PM
My ass….I hear you have a lot of visitors and friends there, MC.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:58 PM
you guys aren’t sloshed if you’re typing right
buzzed, sho
sloshed?
naw
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 10:59 PM
That’s the scary part, I haven’t had a drop of liquor tonight.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 10:59 PM
Yeah..i clicked your link…GAH, TWITTER…click off.
Please, I thought so much more of you, dude…now, eh, your ust an average dude…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 10:59 PM
its ok
its you we’re talking about, after all
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:00 PM
I can be honest…point to BB…if I’m really sloshed, my speeling gos toooo sheet…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Put your hands on it and get moving.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:04 PM
MC is gone! Go see Jon Voight!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:05 PM
DON’T JUDGE ME.
I was bored.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Its decent so far
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Hm.
You call yours “Walker,” eh?
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:06 PM
I have been known to use FB to stalk unsuspecting strangers.
But apparently my ticket goes only as far as Milwaukee. I hear that’s in Ontario, or something.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Hey BB, we’re talking about you on FB!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:07 PM
He’s busy roughing up Dustin Hoffman.
Meanwhile, I’m requiring more and more edits before I hit “Submit”.
Irish whiskey + Irishman = HornetSting being able to say she’s been around the world.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Hope she isn’t telling you too much
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:08 PM
Hey HEY HEY!!! I’m not hatin…if it’s what you need, man, then go ahead and twitter…you and AP…twitter all you want…seriously, man…TWITTER!
I take it back…you’re much more than the average guy…much much more….
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:08 PM
He would give Chuck Norris quite the bit of competition on CBS, I assure you.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 11:08 PM
Douchebag and + too much cheddar dip = a traffic cop’s dream come true?
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:09 PM
dropped a ‘j’ when talking to MC…otherwise…preeesteene…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Twitter…sounds like a fairy site!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:09 PM
You should look for a new Tequila coming out
It’s from agave worm, and its called Mezcal
supposedly the composition and sugars of it are absorbed differently by the body compared to all other liquor
thus, less harsh and mmore managable hangovers
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:09 PM
Chuck Norris can give the sun a sunburn.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:10 PM
That would be a roundhouse
JEEZE!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Tequila makes my bones hurt.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Uh, ladyingray, you have BB as a friend on FB?
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:11 PM
I’m telling you, watch out for this Mezcal stuff
all the liquor stores are going ape over it
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Yea, but her privacy settings don’t let me see new friends
So don’t fret.
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Tequila??? Any Patron handy…man thats some good stuff…if you can afford it…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 11:12 PM
I HATE Patron. Makes my bones hurt worse.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 11:13 PM
This happens frequently in my area. It’s when there is a collision between a fifth of vodka, a twelve pack of Pabst, and a logging truck losing control on a very bad corner.
We call it: “Thursday night”
Enjoy!
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 11:13 PM
I can get it for relatively cheap
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 11:13 PM
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