Together at last: Zo and Crowder on what it means to be Republican
posted at 7:50 pm on June 11, 2009 by Allahpundit
An almost exhaustive list of grotesque-yet-mainstream conservative stereotypes, dutifully mocked for your edification and amusement. There’s one obvious omission and I have a hunch why that is: Because when it comes to this particular stereotype, each of our leading men is only too happy to embrace it. Ah well. After years of nonsense like this, you learn to laugh about these oversights. Ha. Ha, I say.
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This is amazing.
nickj116 on June 11, 2009 at 7:53 PM
I tried to run it, it says ‘invalid parameters’
right4life on June 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
OMG, dreams DO come true!!! THANK YOU OBAMA! Hope N Change!
El_Terrible on June 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
worked after a few tries…
right4life on June 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
I do wish more people would embrace the sweater knotted over the shoulders look…
myrenovations on June 11, 2009 at 7:56 PM
was crowder on RedEye last night?
or is he on tonight?
(hey redeye, put zo on next)
battleoflepanto1571 on June 11, 2009 at 7:57 PM
The “fat lip” line has made it hard for me to breath.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Get it youself,(flying bird gesture),hehe!!
canopfor on June 11, 2009 at 7:58 PM
The Dynamic Duo? But which one is Batman and which one is Robin. My money is on Zo being the lead. Plus, Crowder would look just marvelous in crimson tights.
Aquateen Hungerforce on June 11, 2009 at 7:58 PM
Okay.What’s invalid parameters?
ohiobabe on June 11, 2009 at 7:58 PM
That’s funny. When I heard that, I thought of you, Madison!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 7:58 PM
This is funny as h#ll,
me love it!!
canopfor on June 11, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Awesome.
Purple Fury on June 11, 2009 at 8:00 PM
loveded it.
moonbatkiller on June 11, 2009 at 8:00 PM
lol.
DrRansom on June 11, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Looks like Kevin Jonas and Emmitt Smith.
SoulGlo on June 11, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Hey hey hey now. As Chris Rock once said “I’ll never ever hit a woman…but I’ll shake the s*** out of her!”
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:01 PM
AP, if you’re referring to the omission of Christians–well, I for one am glad they didn’t add that.
Special K on June 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Don’t you have a tv!lol.
canopfor on June 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM
So, uh, was that a wolf sandwich or a pony sandwich, Madison? I don’t want to get hit again.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:02 PM
Last night. He seems a bit defensive about his sweater, but someone had to stage an interention.
Hollowpoint on June 11, 2009 at 8:03 PM
Overpopulation!
Dr. Manhattan on June 11, 2009 at 8:03 PM
FUNNY!!!!
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Instant Reaction to The Photo:
OOOOOooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!
I’ll watch the video and come back. So.Damned.Funny.
Jaibones on June 11, 2009 at 8:05 PM
It’s awesome, but goes on about 45 seconds too long.
DaveS on June 11, 2009 at 8:05 PM
I said MOOSE! Do I need to open your other ear???
Content warning.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:07 PM
I’m in heaven!
D2Boston on June 11, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Zo/Crowder or Crowder/Zo 2012?
Or even better the Late Show with Alphonso Rachel and Stephen Crowder.
Hellrider on June 11, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Spot on!
christene on June 11, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Breaking News….
Senate defeats detainee photo records protection act.
Nancy wins again.
Knucklehead on June 11, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Hehehe…”afraid of teh gays”. LOVE IT!
And that girl’s pumps were to die for!
SouthernGent on June 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Dissapointing for a Crowder – Zo effort. On target, but I expected to laugh more. But I still love those guy’s in a man hetro type of way….
Hog Wild on June 11, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Are you serious?
christene on June 11, 2009 at 8:11 PM
no can do…”Invalid Parameters”
Mike D. on June 11, 2009 at 8:11 PM
You might be disappointed, Madison. I don’t have a weave. Moose, on toasted rye, lite on the mayo. You know, you should just put that ‘content warning’ before your name ALL THE TIME!
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Ah yes…Now, when do they, including Ziegler as the straight man, hit primetime????????
Roger…are you listening?
jerrytbg on June 11, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Yep, BOR just blew a gasket. Nancy wanted it, she got it, will Obama veto it?
Knucklehead on June 11, 2009 at 8:13 PM
L O L
WisCon on June 11, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Like you’d heed it. ;)
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:14 PM
I don’t think Zo was “white” enough.
madmonkphotog on June 11, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Can’t find a link for it,..Drudge, or Fox.
What the H-E-double hockey sticks is Nancy trying to do?!!?
christene on June 11, 2009 at 8:17 PM
Go with the pony.
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Never understood the long-sleeve shirt with shorts look – but it does make me think of yuppie a-holes, so Crowder nailed that part. It was funny, but not laugh-out-loud funny, like they were trying just a tad too hard. Still, good to see them working together at last.
Anna on June 11, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Ah’ll kick yo’ in yo’ teeth!
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:20 PM
I coughed up a lung last night, laughing so hard about the pizza pony bagel bites…..I have it all on paper and it will be a conversation between alligators in my new children’s book.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:20 PM
Trolls like me have no teeth
Pony, brown mustard, sauteed onions, all on beautiful pumpernickel bread
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Pipe down, old man. ;)
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Or a guy. Not that there’s anything wrong that.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 8:22 PM
I’m so stealin’ that “fat lip” line.
Great job, guys.
The Ugly American on June 11, 2009 at 8:23 PM
that was great, in other news cher’s daughter chasity is haveing a gender change, must have been sumthin w did?
SHARPTOOTH on June 11, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Sharptooth! Land Before Time!
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Ah do buhleeve, thet boy is a bit light in the loafers.
I’m not old. Call me that again and I’ll chuck my walker at you.
Deviant. You’re goin’ ta hell.
(sounds HOT though)
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Good first effort with the two of them. Zo was kinda too mellow for me, but I understand why. Crowder is obviously the more professional of the two. But I like them both, each for different reasons.
cjtony97 on June 11, 2009 at 8:24 PM
I can’t find it either but BOR was just talking about it and it’s scrolling on the bottom of Fox.
Knucklehead on June 11, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Don’t chuck your walker at Hornet Sting
She’ll like it
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:25 PM
BOR is talking to William Long’s father right now
so sad
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:25 PM
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:24 PM
yeah, and?
SHARPTOOTH on June 11, 2009 at 8:26 PM
It must be Bush’s fault.
Knucklehead on June 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM
I actually love the long sleeves with shorts look. I dunno, maybe it’s a southern thing. I usually roll the sleeves up though.
I’ve been waiting for this video for awhile now. Glad to see it lived up to expectations.
Sir Corky on June 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM
I’ll tell you after this weekend. A beautiful, southern CA gal awaits my arms with some very interesting ideas.
Face it. Your life sucks. You wish you were me.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 8:27 PM
just sayin
:/
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:28 PM
A dream come true! I want more!
Savrielle on June 11, 2009 at 8:30 PM
California…hmmm, she’s probably a liberal, Madison. Sorry, wccawa, Madison usually sleeps with TWO women. Madison puts the D in deviant.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:30 PM
Wow, anger issues.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:30 PM
This is highly unlikely.
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Very sad. I wish they would give Pvt. Long’s father five minutes in a cell with that sh*t stain that murdered his son.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Thanks for the laugh!
freeus on June 11, 2009 at 8:32 PM
And Abdulhakim Mujahid Muhammad puts a great perspective on Islamic doctrine in his phonecall to the AP.
“We as Muslims don’t turn the other cheek”
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:34 PM
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:30 PM
no not at all, just try’n to feel my way around w/out pissn you fine folks off.
SHARPTOOTH on June 11, 2009 at 8:34 PM
Just took me back to my good old Land Before Time days, watching Littelfoot search for his mother
…yesterday.
O_0
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:36 PM
Amen HornetSting! Mr. Long has been nothing but classy during all this. I fear I would not have reacted with the same levelheadedness.
freeus on June 11, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Sleeves rolled up wouldn’t be too bad. I don’t know why it bugs me, though. Just does. :)
Anna on June 11, 2009 at 8:37 PM
You should have heard him on Laura Ingraham’s show discussing how hurt he was by the President. I cried for 30 minutes.
freeus on June 11, 2009 at 8:38 PM
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:36 PM
it’s my 4 year old favorite, and i am carniverous.
SHARPTOOTH on June 11, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Actually, after several long talks, she voted McCain.
Hmmm… well yeah, now I see your point.
Madison may sleep with two women, but one is there to change the bedpan.
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 8:38 PM
I’ll bet she has one ravishing adam’s apple.
Two women? Pshaw. I live in Madison, babe. A regular night out is three women, two men, a Filipino shemale, a midget, a woman with one leg, and five goats.
Being behind enemy lines is a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Conservatives playing liberals playing Republicans.
Victor/Victoria II?
eforhan on June 11, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Well, welcome Sharptooth.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:39 PM
LMAO!
*Wipes keyboard that is covered with iced tea*
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:40 PM
Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:40 PM
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:39 PM
thank you,great to finally be here.
SHARPTOOTH on June 11, 2009 at 8:42 PM
I actually picked up a gal one night MANY YEARS AGO that had one leg.
When we got to her house, she took it off. What was I supposed to do?
Tripod time, BABY!
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Sheesh, couldn’t Crowder find any Topsiders?
califcon on June 11, 2009 at 8:44 PM
I’ll pick up a one-legged woman
As long as the other fake leg is an M-16
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:44 PM
My husband prefers Death Proof.
HornetSting on June 11, 2009 at 8:45 PM
You just tell her you’ll loan her your third leg for about 30 seconds. 40 if you grit your teeth.
MadisonConservative on June 11, 2009 at 8:45 PM
Land Before Time????
Good grief…I’m gonna shoot myself…that movie series with the screaming sara tops….
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Great flick
I LOVE Tarantino and Co. films
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:47 PM
I’m a sharptooth deep down
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:48 PM
You knowwwww…………….
………… if some political savvy Conservative had a clue, they would hire these guys and go international.
Just sayin”……
Seven Percent Solution on June 11, 2009 at 8:48 PM
You’re a shit. Imagine romancing a girl… a NICE looking girl… for hours, only to have her remove her leg when she invited you home?
What would Jesus do?
wccawa on June 11, 2009 at 8:48 PM
I love death proof…Kurt Russell gets his ass kicked by girls….
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 8:49 PM
O
M
G
Yea if wccawa ran naked down the beach
there’d be two footprints going up the beach
and a line running between them
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:49 PM
The first time I watched it
I stopped at “The End”
then I watched it again
and after, Rosario Dawson BOOT CRUSHES Russell’s face
blatantblue on June 11, 2009 at 8:50 PM
That’s because Madison put the P into bedpan.
Loxodonta on June 11, 2009 at 8:50 PM
nope…i got nothin’…nothin’ i can say here that won’t get me banned…LOL
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 8:51 PM
yeah, don’t be messin’ with that biatch…
…she was great in Sin City…
ladyingray on June 11, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Where were the bitter clingers???
Keith_Indy on June 11, 2009 at 8:53 PM
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