Video: Obama forced to drastically scale back Hopenchange after visiting Denny’s
posted at 7:31 pm on June 8, 2009 by Allahpundit
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Sort of an “America through the eyes of Megan Fox” vibe going on in this one. I’ve never been to a Denny’s but I have been to IHOP, which I liked notwithstanding the number of drunks and the uncanny sense I had that the place hadn’t been cleaned in months. Where do those two rank relative to each other in the pantheon of great American low-rent chain diners, I wonder. My guess: Somewhere below Friendly’s and above Howard Johnson’s. And way, way above the Waffle House. Abandon all hope, ye who enter there. Content warning.
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s
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Some IHOPs haven’t been cleaned in years, and rank just slightly below Denny’s. Others are remodeled and much better maintained, and are more on par with Country Kitchen and Perkins.
Sweet crackers, I’m a loser.
MadisonConservative on June 8, 2009 at 9:52 PM
That was hilarious
karenhasfreedom on June 8, 2009 at 9:56 PM
In a Denny’s or IHOP, you have no idea what condition the kitchen is in. At a Waffle House the kitchen is behind the counter in full view of the patrons. When I walk into a WH, I look first at the prep counter, the grill, the floor, and the cook. If I don’t like what I see, I go elsewhere. I have only walked out once.
I love Waffle House. The food is good, the waitress is friendly (if somewhat ugly), the store is clean, and the prices are low. What more do want from a hash slinger joint?
Random Numbers (Brian Epps) on June 8, 2009 at 9:57 PM
Allah:
You are such an elitist.
TexasJew on June 8, 2009 at 9:58 PM
shut up you loser – you have no idea what real southern cuisine is like. only a snob would mind getting a fingernail or chunk of hair in their hash browns.
poppieseeds on June 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Generally speaking, I’m not a Denny’s fan. But they do have a breakfast sandwich with the eggs, cheese and bacon on Texas toast that is pretty tasty.
Before I moved to Ohio, I was a regular during the late night hours at Eat ‘N’ Park, which is the official place for smiles.
myrenovations on June 8, 2009 at 10:08 PM
I loved it! *L*
Eyvonne on June 8, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Freakin’ awesome!!
And, thanks for that culinary tip, myrenovations. I clearly don’t get out enough, because I was unaware of that Texas toast sandwich. Now I have a new goal . . . and, no, I’m not kidding.
califcon on June 8, 2009 at 10:15 PM
I’m a Cracker Barrel fan myself but since most are on the interstate, my dining is limited to long road trips. As for the Denny’s/IHOP comparison, I’ll take Denny’s because they tend to be cleaner. I was at an IHOP in Key West a couple of months ago and almost lost a flip-flop due to the sticky floor. Oh and our waitress kept blowing her nose. And don’t even get me started on the Awful House. I wouldn’t go into one of those unless I was looking for a MRSA infection.
Redneck Woman on June 8, 2009 at 10:21 PM
I’ve been to that Denny’s — It’s the one on Sudley Road :-P
whtabtbill on June 8, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Thanks. I needed that! (still chuckling.)
ErinF on June 8, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Denny’s for the picture menu – hands down baby!
Ghoul aid on June 8, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Never been to a Denny’s?!?!? My gawd…is that Skeletor?
Dr. ZhivBlago on June 8, 2009 at 10:39 PM
I must say:
The Original Pancake House for the win.
MadisonConservative on June 8, 2009 at 10:43 PM
Watch it…Waffle House pays the bills around here.
tbradshaw on June 8, 2009 at 10:56 PM
I am really tired of these anecdotal stories of visiting a single low-brow business and suddenly the entire country is full of Neanderthals except for the coasts, and Chicago.
I personally think it would be okay if we nuked the coasts with all their yuppy latte-drinkin’, butt-sexin, atheist non-believing elitists.
Neo on June 8, 2009 at 11:19 PM
I used to love the waffle house. When I was pregnant we stopped at a waffle house I was craving it. I got a bowl of fruit and it was covered in mold. Needless to say I’ll never eat at another one again. I stay away from Denny’s too. Pretty soon I-hop is going to be joining the list. I can’t stand to eat in dirty restaurants. Where we have to send the food back because it’s not cooked right. Yuck.
Brat4life on June 8, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Gee-yod, AP. You’ve been to IHOP????
J.E. Dyer on June 8, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Democrats already think Americans are morons and that the country is a “sh*thole” full of characters like this.
How was this funny again?
Asher on June 9, 2009 at 12:26 AM
Ahhh, Eat ‘N’ Park! Best hash browns ever!
Plus they have blackberry pie. Good times.
You know, the McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito isn’t half bad.
Rosmerta on June 9, 2009 at 12:27 AM
Did you ever notice that the waitresses at the Waffle House are usually named after semi-precious gems…like Pearl,Ruby and Opal? Just a thought.
oldsalt on June 9, 2009 at 12:55 AM
We love Denny’s, it’s quiet, friendly, affordable, and the food is pretty good.
Their burgers are better than Red Robin and their Veggie-Cheese Omelet is wonderful.
Common Sense on June 9, 2009 at 1:14 AM
Dude. Posting that link was just wrong.
On so many levels.
soundingboard on June 9, 2009 at 1:15 AM
I also like the fact that I can watch my food being prepared.
Less chance of an, “adulteration” by the cook.
And I’ve picked up more than a few gigs at Waffle House.
The place is usually crawling with musicians scarfing after their shows.
soundingboard on June 9, 2009 at 1:20 AM
I agree which is why I sit at the counter if I can and I love their hash browns!
I avoid IHOPs but I do know a few – you can count them on one hand minus a couple a fingers – that are quite clean and the food tasty.
I must admit the two times I’ve eaten at a Crackle Barrel I have enjoyed it.
Company policy; the managers keep a copy of Firefly’s Guide to Gems in the back.
It has been years since I’ve set foot in a Denny’s, and it will be many more years before I set foot in one again.
Perkins…..ah Perkins!
Bubba Redneck on June 9, 2009 at 1:25 AM
As coast dweller I say no to nuking, except NY, LA, SF and Chicago.
As for lattes, I suggest you try one first, with whole milk.
Personally, I’m a mint moche man.
Don’t worry about atheists, freedom of religion and all that. Yes, faith in no higher power is still faith as much as they try to deny it.
Bubba Redneck on June 9, 2009 at 1:36 AM
Well, you must admit the Waffle House isn’t exactly known for its fruit bowls.
The Ugly American on June 9, 2009 at 1:36 AM
Never been to a Waffle House but that explains why there’s never been a Girls of Waffle House spread in Playboy.
sanclemman on June 9, 2009 at 2:10 AM
DUDE!
Does it come with a park ranger to give guided tours???
Wanderlust on June 9, 2009 at 2:34 AM
Being a Chi-ca-GUH-an I’m not very familiar with Waffle House.
Around here it’s not IHOP and there’s not that many Lennys-I mean Dennys-so the place to be is a local joint called The Egg & I. There’s no better place for breakfast ANYWHERE!
As far a chain restaurants Cracker Barrel rules.
annoyinglittletwerp on June 9, 2009 at 3:37 AM
Bubba Redneck
Could ya please hold off on nuking Chicago-at least until we can get out of dodge.
LoL
Btw-Chai Tea Frappachinos are a food group for me.
Starbucks unsweetened black iced tea is great too.
annoyinglittletwerp on June 9, 2009 at 3:43 AM
Best Onion video ever HERE(let’s see if it’ll work)
BIG TIME content warning.
annoyinglittletwerp on June 9, 2009 at 3:50 AM
Onion clip-second try.
Content warning.
annoyinglittletwerp on June 9, 2009 at 3:53 AM
Denny’s downtown is ghetto.
The IHop in the suburbs is nice and the kids like the pancakes.
I like Waffle House but have too many horrid memories from college to step foot in one again. Anyway, I am trying to survive for awhile and entering a WH guarantees a 50/50 percent chance of immediate smoke inhalation death. I can’t take the risk.
Mommypundit on June 9, 2009 at 5:03 AM
If it didn’t reflect the impression I get of how 0bama really views this country (particularly that part at the end where his “assistant press secretary” called it a shithole) it probably would’ve been funny.
If you think this was parody, you might want to rethink it.
SuperCool on June 9, 2009 at 5:08 AM
Make sure to read the ticker tape headlines at the bottom of the clip.
Shy Guy on June 9, 2009 at 5:16 AM
Cracker Barrel. I’ve planned vacations around them. My B choice is The Village Inn.
Mrs. Happy Housewife on June 9, 2009 at 7:44 AM
One of the great things about America and its economy is the diversity of restaurants.
I have dined at most of the chain restaurants and the food has normally been ok. Cleanliness – if you don’t like the look of the place when you arrive – leave.
davod on June 9, 2009 at 7:45 AM
No but at the Waffle House I frequent, there is one young waitress who likes to wear low riding jeans and show off her thong and tramp stamp.
I make sure I don’t sit where I can see behind the counter.
ladyingray on June 9, 2009 at 8:02 AM
Not in Tennessee, and coming to you soon, Virginia…no smoking in restaurants. YaH! I love my state.
ladyingray on June 9, 2009 at 8:04 AM
You say that as though it’s a bad thing……
conservativecaveman on June 9, 2009 at 8:08 AM
love how the blowback turned into a debate over all nite diners. somewhat telling…especially that some were even serious.
mdgwiz on June 9, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Going to a Waffle House for a fruit cup is sorta like going to a steakhouse and ordering a tofu burger. It just isn’t what they do. :0
highhopes on June 9, 2009 at 9:09 AM
IHOP is stickier because of all they syrup. Other than that they pretty much are the same place.
highhopes on June 9, 2009 at 9:11 AM
More elitist east coast funny at the expense of middle America. Do you ever get tired of the smugness?
Bill C on June 9, 2009 at 9:28 AM
Did you ever notice that the waitresses at the Waffle House are usually named after semi-precious gems…like Pearl,Ruby and Opal? Just a thought.
oldsalt on June 9, 2009 at 12:55 AM
Not sure it’s a good idea to use “Waffle House” and “semi-precious gem” in the same sentence.
(Unless it’s after last call at your local pub, at which point some smothered and covered hashed browns are worth their weight in gold.)
cackcon on June 9, 2009 at 9:31 AM
All of those from the Northeast really got to quit the hatin’ on the Waffle House.
I’ve got an annual event every year in Atlanta at which I make it a point to visit the nearby Waffle House at 2am.
I’m tellin’ you fellas, if you’ve never been, you really ought to go. Its like walking into the Star Wars bar scene.
Of course, I’ve also been to the Boston Dunkin’ Donuts/Sushi Express joint, so what do I know?
azlibertarian on June 9, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Can’t play the video – even off the Onion site.
landlines on June 9, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Ahhhh… the good old comedic standby.. fat people…. You know, just once, I’d like to watch some “comedy” that wasn’t hateful. Oh, I’m sorry, I fogot, it’s not hate because it parodied the “appropriate” minority……..
KMC1 on June 9, 2009 at 9:56 AM
“Going to Denny’s and complaining about the food is like going to a hooker and complaining that you don’t feel loved.” I forget the comedian…
sabbott on June 9, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Rock and Roll Denny’s on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood was a very trendy place in the 80s and 90s. Allah, you just aren’t hip enough it seems….
Ann NY on June 9, 2009 at 10:42 AM
For some reason, I have a sudden craving for a pound of eggs covered in syrup.
MHoffpauir on June 9, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Cute.
AnninCA on June 9, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Not possible. Just…not possible.
BlackCross5 on June 9, 2009 at 11:54 AM
There was a Denny’s near me that used to serve grits (I’m outside Philly). That was a regular stop until it closed. Now, I’m stuck with local diners that haven’t heard of grits yet. Gotta have grits w/ sausage gravy late at night.
either orr on June 9, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Waffle House got it’s name only because they couldn’t get “Runny Eggs, Burnt Toast and Stale Coffee on the sign.
ceegardave on June 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM
AP, you’ve never been to a Denny’s? That’s where my family went most of the time back when we were kids in the late 70’s because that’s all we could afford at the time. For you young ones who don’t remember Carter’s version of Hopenchange, get ready. You may be spending a lot of time in a Denny’s, too, by the time Obama is done with you.
Kim Priestap on June 9, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Denny’s after the bars close…an obscene exposure to abject Americana.
Wyznowski on June 9, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Cracker Barrel continues to top the ratings for “family restaurants” in Consumer Reports despite the fact that the Gay-stapo hates it because it long ago fired a waiter for refusing to remove his earring.
L.N. Smithee on June 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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