Comments on: Obama: Get ready for 600,000 new stimulus jobs

By: Obama’s Call for Light Bulb Regulation Not a New or Bright Idea | OpenMarket.org

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:33:58 +0000

[...] with his predictions regarding jobs and unemployment, Obama’s stated expectations for this new light bulb bill [...]

By: Obama Wreckovery Act And Stimulus ‘Employment’: The Pathetic Reality « Start Thinking Right

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:28:19 +0000

[...] Obama is now claiming that his administration will “create or save” 600,000 MORE phantom…. Just realize that the US Bureau of Labor Statistics is already on record claiming it has no way to verify Obama’s job numbers. Because they are a fantasy (Michelle Malkin calls it “The biggest most magical makework program ever“). The mainstream media – which adores their new “Dear Leader” – would never haved allowed President Bush to make claims about “saved” jobs. The whole thing is like building a house of cards in the wind. [...]

By: Huff-FluffOpponent

Huff-FluffOpponent — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:32:22 +0000

Dude, you gotta say something like “627,454.3 jobs” in order to make it sound more realistic and that you actually know what you’re talking about…or a facsimile thereof.

Where’d they get that number? Sounds like James Gregory reading a number off of steak sauce bottle.

Dr. ZhivBlago on June 8, 2009 at 10:50 PM

I think it’s because there have been so many jobs save, forgot the number, and so much of the bill has been used. I think they are saying that at that rate, approximately 600,000 jobs will be saved/created. But yeah, an exact number would be funnier, but has a higher probability of being wrong than does an approximation.

By: Huff-FluffOpponent

Huff-FluffOpponent — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:27:59 +0000

If universal health-care passes, how many insurance jobs will be lost? A couple million? All that for 600,000 new government jobs.

By: RealMc

RealMc — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:16:39 +0000

600,000 Jobs GONE by the end of summer, Un-employment will once again spike, suprising the experts.

Come on 2012, it is time for another change in DC!!!!!

By: The Anchoress — A First Things Blog

The Anchoress — A First Things Blog — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:42:38 +0000

[...] Obama is going to snap his fingers and, using the same ideas he proposed before he took office, “create” 600,000 jobs. Or save them, or [...]

By: Tremmy

Tremmy — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:46:37 +0000

I love the fact that the unemployment is really at 16% but that is funemployment and 9.4% is actually a 26 year high. This guy is going to poop more to save jobs at the sewage treatment plant.

By: SuperCool

SuperCool — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:50:48 +0000

Barry does realize that renaming it “Funemployment” doesn’t make it a job, doesn’t he?

By: Rbastid

Rbastid — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:22:43 +0000

I don’t get why none of you people get it, I mean while 350,000 people lost their jobs this month 100 Million didn’t lose their jobs, Barack saved all 100 Million of those jobs, plus the jobs of people working in China, Europe, South America and Mars.

By: J.E. Dyer

J.E. Dyer — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:44:52 +0000

Just let me know when they’re going to show up to adjust my mortgage balance down to zero, and buy me the new car.

By: mankai

mankai — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:55:21 +0000

We should have elected Pelosi. Then there’d be 600 MILLION new jobs!

Sign of the Dollar on June 8, 2009 at 3:54 PM

…per month.

By: Dr. ZhivBlago

Dr. ZhivBlago — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:50:55 +0000

Dude, you gotta say something like “627,454.3 jobs” in order to make it sound more realistic and that you actually know what you’re talking about…or a facsimile thereof.

Where’d they get that number? Sounds like James Gregory reading a number off of steak sauce bottle.

By: Dave R.

Dave R. — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 02:28:54 +0000

Sorry Dave, but your job is not done until there are 600,000 “HA’s” in that string.

“Words have meaning. Numbers, not so much.” (BHO)

Yoop on June 8, 2009 at 3:41 PM

LOL-Its gonna be a long night.

-Dave

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Obama: Get ready for 600000 new stimulus jobs « Employment Now

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:59:31 +0000

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By: El Coqui

El Coqui — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:57:10 +0000

I wonder is that were his new civilian security force is coming from. Brown Shirts as a public works program, who could have think of it?

By: larvcom

larvcom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Barry never was really any good at math.

GarandFan on June 8, 2009 at 7:02 PM

Wasn’t real good at Constitutional law either. Where’s the Birth Certificate, school records and passport records?

By: larvcom

larvcom — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:41:49 +0000

Fiction: When he signed the stimulus, President Obama said that the legislation “will create or save 3.5 million jobs over the next two years.”

But…but, he didn’t say which 3.5 million jobs would be saved now, did he? LOL!

Mission accomplished! The electorate is stone cold stupid thanks in large to public education and the media hags from “news” and reality programing.

By: Obama And Unemployment: Just So You Know How Pathetically Incompetent Dear Leader Is « Start Thinking Right

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:34:18 +0000

[...] Obama is now promising that 600,000 jobs will be “saved or created.” Don’t believe him. He is already a documented liar on this very subject. He is deliberately using statistical gibberish that is designed to allow him to conceal the truth from the American people, and it is in his political interest to continue lying. [...]

By: Timothy S. Carlson

Timothy S. Carlson — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:19:31 +0000

White House Wants 600,000 News Jobs by the End of Summer
06.08.2009 5:27PM by Anne Marie Riha

That’s the headline on Fox News’ Political page.

Freudian slip?

Real wish of the Oministration?

600,000 more reporters kissing his *ss would
help Bubblehead’s popularity.

By: GarandFan

GarandFan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:02:29 +0000

Barry never was really any good at math.

By: dogsoldier

dogsoldier — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:18:12 +0000

How many people does it take to clean the trash on the side of the highway?

Employers are in full freak mode over the coming taxes. They aren’t hiring or spending money. As another astute poster stated, they’re turtling up.

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Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:42:19 +0000

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By: ajacksonian

ajacksonian — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:40:51 +0000

I always assumed these would be like Soviet jobs.

“We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.”

And with hyperinflated dollars coming, it will be just like that… remember to buy all your beers when you walk into the bar, for they will cost more by the time you leave.

By: DSchoen

DSchoen — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:39:43 +0000

Eager to show action on the ailing economy, President

Barack Obama promised Monday to speed federal money into hundreds of public works projects this summer, vowing that 600,000 jobs will be created or saved. Surrounded by his Cabinet, Obama emphasized what has become a dominant issue of public concern — an economy that keeps bleeding jobs

WOW! So now the US economy will FINALLY take president over “Operation Rushbo” Did MSNBC get the memo?

By: Rational Thought

Rational Thought — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:39:11 +0000

In three months, Obama will say he “saved or created 600,000 new jobs,” the media will report it as fact, and many, many people will believe it. Oh, they’ll know that the jobs didn’t come to their town, but they’ll just figure they went to someone else’s town because, like, that nice Mr. Obama and his friend Brian Williams wouldn’t lie to the American people, would they?