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Obama: Get ready for 600,000 new stimulus jobs

posted at 3:05 pm on June 8, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
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Uh, sure, just like Christine Romer predicted that Porkulus would prevent unemployment from hitting a stratospheric 8.8%.  And, of course, it did — it’s now up to 9.4% and rising and we have $800 billion more debt on our hands.  Never mind the earlier missed predictions, Barack Obama says, and get ready for Stimu-Jobs!

Eager to show action on the ailing economy, President Barack Obama promised Monday to speed federal money into hundreds of public works projects this summer, vowing that 600,000 jobs will be created or saved.

Surrounded by his Cabinet, Obama emphasized what has become a dominant issue of public concern — an economy that keeps bleeding jobs — on the day after returning from a week of diplomacy and sightseeing in the Middle East and Europe.

He concentrated in his remarks on the billions of dollars from a taxpayer-funded plan that will be disbursed this summer, although much what he was described was already in the works, spurring new debate about just how much the $787 billion stimulus plan is helping so far.

When Nancy Pelosi locked Republicans out of the Porkulus drafting process, the GOP instead told the media that massive government projects would not create jobs in the near term, nor would it stimulate the economy quickly enough to keep unemployment from skyrocketing.  In response, the Obama administration and the Democrats promised that they would expedite the cash to the projects, and that Republican tax-cut proposals would not work as well to get private industry hiring, presumably because employers would sit on the sidelines while the economy tanked.  They insisted on pushing through the massive spending plan in February instead of focusing  on keeping capital in the market.

Give the AP’s Brett Blackledge some credit here.  He at least wonders aloud whether the stimulus has worked as promised.  The employment numbers should have proven that it hasn’t, since joblessness has far exceeded the White House predictions with a stimulus in place.  The US is heading for double-digit unemployment, and thus far the only significant hiring the Porkulus bill has produced is several thousand temporary Census workers.

Mike Pence, meanwhile, points out in a press release that Obama has already run through $112 billion with no job creation in sight:

FictionWhen he signed the stimulus, President Obama said that the legislation “will create or save 3.5 million jobs over the next two years.”

RealityAccording to the Administration, $112 billion from the stimulus has been spent or obligated so far.  Assuming that the President’s unsubstantiated claim that the legislation has saved 150,000 is correct, each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600.  At that rate, the entire stimulus would “save” 1 million jobs—far less than the 1.6 million lost since the stimulus was signed.  At a total cost of $787 billion, that is a net loss of at least 600,000 jobs.

So a gain of 600,000 jobs at this point would just bring us to break-even — a rather expensive status quo ante, even assuming for the sake of argument that the administration’s right.

Don’t hold your breath waiting for those jobs, and certainly don’t expect the media to ask Obama to accurately document them.


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So are these jobs being created, or saved?

flipflop on June 8, 2009 at 3:07 PM

“Get ready for 600,000 New Government Jobs”

I think this is a little more accurate.

PappaMac on June 8, 2009 at 3:08 PM

ACORN’s hiring again???

BigWyo on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Jobs like an “Apology Czar.”

orfannkyl on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

he’s going all in and setting himself up in the process

jp on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Stimu-Jobs!

Sham-Wow!

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

They need to get more numbers on their dartboard.

BigWyo on June 8, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I think his blame Bush excuse is running out of steam and he knows it. So he wants to appear to be doing something. Might be time for another nauseating press conference that will force me to change the channel to Sponge Bob.

gsherin on June 8, 2009 at 3:10 PM

How can the prez “save” jobs? This is baloney. Turkey baloney at that!

SouthernGent on June 8, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I see trees and rainbows and unicorns….

Oh wait those are fake government workers. Keep moving, nothing to see here.

upinak on June 8, 2009 at 3:12 PM

I think they ought to change from “create or save” to “fabricate”. Why use three words when one, with multiple, possibly contradictory interpretations, will do?

progressoverpeace on June 8, 2009 at 3:12 PM

I will happily apply for any food taster jobs that might be available.

BigD on June 8, 2009 at 3:14 PM

What’s he gonna do, march people out in the field by gun point and make them dig potatoes?

TheSitRep on June 8, 2009 at 3:14 PM

And if you believe that, there’s some property in North Korea for sale at bargain price that Obama’s brokering.

As if anyone believes Hillary or Obama have Red China’s blessing or cooperation to get tough on Kim. 600K new jobs? In Obama’s green shirt brigade with training abroad.

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:15 PM

progressoverpeace on June 8, 2009 at 3:12 PM

600K virtual jobs

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

How can the prez “save” jobs? This is baloney. Turkey baloney at that!

SouthernGent on June 8, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Technically, it’s Jive Turkey Baloney.

T J Green on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

Sweet!

Firebird on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

Acorn jobs….

SDarchitect on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

the Economy would be fine if the banks were lending. Plenty of projects are being squashed simply because people can’t get the funding

jp on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

“Stimu Jobs”

Isn’t that the brother of the guy at Apple?

Mr. Bingley on June 8, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Every time I hear this “create or save” crud, I think of a factory worker who tells his boss, “yeah, next shift I’m going to create or save 100 widgets.”

Of course, if it’s a UAW plant, maybe that works….

cthulhu on June 8, 2009 at 3:17 PM

600K virtual jobs

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:16 PM

Heh. And it has that high-tech sound, too.

progressoverpeace on June 8, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Seriously, GOP needs to put out a press release saying that Palin created or saved 1 million jobs in Alaska.

lorien1973 on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

He is betting that the economy if finally reaching the bottom of the bell curve and want to stake his claim for responsibility for the turn around.

tommylotto on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

ACORN is recruiting, then?

bluelightbrigade on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

At best he’ll create a very expensive make work government jobs facade. Give it up Obama the WPA and CCCs have already been tried. Your pull it out of your backside answers to problems will only sell within your cult.

rplat on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

ACORN’s hiring again???

BigWyo on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Damn, you beat me to it lol.

bluelightbrigade on June 8, 2009 at 3:19 PM

Love that photo.

It screams, “That’s right folks, don’t touch that dial!”

Would you buy a used car (or a Sham Wow) from this man?

UltimateBob on June 8, 2009 at 3:19 PM

He could have said one million jobs. There will be no follow up and when the jobs report comes out next month, the media won’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. This statement is the soundbite of the week, nothing more.

sherry on June 8, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Obama: Hey American citizens….watch me pull jobs out of my butt.

capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Stimu-Jobs!

Sham-Wow!

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:09 PM

/Since research proved sponges work better than sham-wow, then in snark, the population sponging on our system produces more waste than fabricated workers contribute to the GDP.

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Seriously, GOP needs to put out a press release saying that Palin created or saved 1 million jobs in Alaska.

lorien1973 on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

Problem is, there are still some in the GOP who like to stick to the facts.

I doubt there’s a single demotard who cares about the truth. They’re all about spin.

UltimateBob on June 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

Hannity is raking BHO over the coals now regarding these lies.

infidel4life on June 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

YAY 600,000 summer jobs that will disapear come august. YAY!!!!

We will save or create 600,000 jobs while losing 1 million!!!!

YAY!!!!

sonofdy on June 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

progressoverpeace on June 8, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Illusion. Tell the public they have but to open their eyes to see Obama’s manna.

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM

UltimateBob on June 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM

That is totally not the point. It points out the absurdity of the claim; that’s all.

If the press calls them on it, just gotta point to Obama “you don’t question that – why question this?”

If they don’t question it, it becomes Palin created more jobs than Obama.

I call it a win-win.

lorien1973 on June 8, 2009 at 3:23 PM

I personaly saved 10 jobs today shovling unicorn waste.

/obama mode off.

sonofdy on June 8, 2009 at 3:24 PM

an economy that keeps bleeding jobs

an economy that keeps bleeding HEMMORAGING jobs

vowing that 600,000 jobs will be created or saved

Acorn will gain at least 600,000 more activists.

UNREPENTANT CONSERVATIVE CAPITOLIST on June 8, 2009 at 3:25 PM

lorien1973 on June 8, 2009 at 3:23 PM

I’d watch a documentary of people whose jobs Palin has saved, and of people whose jobs (and lives) Obama has eliminated.

maverick muse on June 8, 2009 at 3:25 PM

Obama: Hey American citizens Rocky….watch me pull jobs out of my butt.

capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 3:20 PM

But that trick never works.

Daggett on June 8, 2009 at 3:25 PM

That Obama for the averted crisis back in February. Where would the US be without that valuable legislation?

/sarc

cyclown on June 8, 2009 at 3:26 PM

Daddy, what did you do during the great depression?

Why son, I was hired by obama to shove hope and change from the pens in government run pig farms.

sonofdy on June 8, 2009 at 3:26 PM

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much longer are the American people going to allow this flagrant farce to continue?

-Dave

Dave R. on June 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Somebody or something better put the brakes on this administration before we’re plunged into an immediate collapse.

As Rush said today, Obama was not elected to reform the Constitution, to amend the Constitution, to evade the Constitution, or to rewrite it. He was elected to uphold the Constitution, and to preserve and protect this country, not destroy it.

petefrt on June 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

how many jobs are saved by littering in parking lots?

jp on June 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600.

You know, it would actually make more sense to just give every worker $75,000 that they can go spend on goods & services, thus employing other people.

rbj on June 8, 2009 at 3:29 PM

But that trick never works.

Daggett on June 8, 2009 at 3:25 PM

Presto!

McDonalds Jobs again?

(Everybody remember when Bush talk about his stimulus and the ever vigilant Media screamed they’re all McDonald’s jobs? What are they saying now? Oh yeah… we’re SAVED!)

Skywise on June 8, 2009 at 3:30 PM

More from the Wizard behind the curtain…

1. Let’s hold a press conference at the beginning of June hailing the jobs we will create.

2. Let’s not make an issue of the fact that June is the beginning of the Summer job season – schools out, so even with a weak economy, some jobs will be “created”, some unemployment numbers will be better over the next few months.

3. Hold another presser at the end of the Summer, touting the three months of decent (or at least steady) employment, make big show of how “Stimulus” worked.

4. Ignore the unemployment which inevitably comes around September/October.

5. Profit!

catmman on June 8, 2009 at 3:31 PM

each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600.

I will make a deal with the feds. Give me 200k and we will call it good. That saves 576,600. I even promise to use it to pay off my mortgage thus solving that issue.

DEAL???

sonofdy on June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

I’m surprised that the Obama trolls supporters aren’t, bragging about these new jobs…

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

Every wheel has 5-10 lug nuts.

Obama will hire 600,000 people to put 1 lug nut on a wheel, & go home.

Union Jobs. Gotta love ‘em.

portlandon on June 8, 2009 at 3:33 PM

I’m surprised that the Obama trolls supporters aren’t, bragging about these new jobs…

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

obamas poll numbers are starting to fall again. Some of his bitter ex-slaves my show up here on our side. Maybe under a different name.

sonofdy on June 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM

I fear that we are looking at the creation of 600,000 new czars……….

chromium on June 8, 2009 at 3:35 PM

Thousands of NASA jobs lost, thousands millions of extended unemployment benefits…

“Spreadin’ the wealth around…”

DamnYankee on June 8, 2009 at 3:40 PM

Dave R. on June 8, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Sorry Dave, but your job is not done until there are 600,000 “HA’s” in that string.

“Words have meaning. Numbers, not so much.” (BHO)

Yoop on June 8, 2009 at 3:41 PM

I’m surprised that the Obama trolls supporters aren’t, bragging about these new jobs…

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

They’re to busy, sitting at their computers, eyes closed, fingers in ears, chanting over, and over… “Obama is God, it will be ok. Obama is God, it will be ok. Obama is God, it will be ok.”

capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 3:42 PM

I’m surprised that the Obama trolls supporters aren’t, bragging about these new jobs…

ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 3:32 PM

What do you think those 600,000 new jobs are going to be?

PackerBronco on June 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM

So, let’s say President Neophyte manages to create these 600K jobs. Wouldn’t these be exactly the types that the Dems railed about being created under Bush? Except, the Obambi jobs would be short term construction and summer jobs being lifeguards.

William Teach on June 8, 2009 at 3:46 PM

It’s that great new dance craze, The Obama Shuffle.

Bamboozled again. Hoodwinked. ;-)

hillbillyjim on June 8, 2009 at 3:48 PM

DOCTOR’S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

“My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore”.

If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

txag92 on June 8, 2009 at 3:49 PM

I thought we were past the point, after watching what happened to the Soviet Union and North Korea and other socialist countries, that we thought paying people to dig ditches, and then fill them back up, would somehow produce a healthy economy.

12thMonkey on June 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

That covers about 1 month’s worth of newly unemployed. What will he do the next month … and the month after that?

crosspatch on June 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

So, let me see if I have this right. I was hired to my current job in Jan-2008. Since the US is going to collapse tomorrow without porkulus, does that mean since I’ll still be employed tomorrow, Obama “saved” my job? I can’t grasp the genius.

AuH20 on June 8, 2009 at 3:50 PM

That photo says: Used car salesman by day, crappy lounge singer by night.

SKYFOX on June 8, 2009 at 3:51 PM

Wouldn’t the census workers have been hired anyway? I’m not sure even they can be counted as jobs created or saved.

Won’t rushing the spending result in even higher levels of waste in the spending? Just let me know when the truckloads of money head out of Washington, because I want to pick up the leftovers that they spill.

hawksruleva on June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Barry,

Please send over two gardeners, a pool man, and roofer. Stimulus me.

Limerick on June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

$787 Billion for 600,000 jobs? That’s an average of $1.3 million per job! Can I have one of those?

Steve Z on June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

I’m still waiting to be stimulated.

txag92 on June 8, 2009 at 3:53 PM

We should have elected Pelosi. Then there’d be 600 MILLION new jobs!

Sign of the Dollar on June 8, 2009 at 3:54 PM

PIPESTONE, Minn. (AP) — A wind power company in southwestern Minnesota has announced it will eliminate 70 jobs this summer with another 90 layoffs possible by the end of September.

Obama is destroying the green jobs he promised.
LMglasfiber in Arkansas laid off 80 people.
Also green wind turbine blade making jobs.
We are discussing a liar.

seven on June 8, 2009 at 3:55 PM

600,000 new jobs…….In China.

Fighton03 on June 8, 2009 at 3:56 PM

$787 Billion for 600,000 jobs? That’s an average of $1.3 million per job! Can I have one of those?

Steve Z on June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Or take the 1.4 trillion TARP and stimulus divided by 14.5 million total unemployed and get 100,000 dollars per unemployed. Just send them the money and don’t send it to porksters.

seven on June 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

President TelePrompter forgot to mention the loss of jobs when he shuts down GM & Chrysler dealerships…

BTW, SUMMER officially begins in 3 weeks!!!

TN Mom on June 8, 2009 at 3:58 PM

$787 Billion for 600,000 jobs? That’s an average of $1.3 million per job! Can I have one of those?

Steve Z on June 8, 2009 at 3:52 PM

I didn’t hear the whole story, but this morning on the news, there was a blip about Bidens new $2400 dollar suit. Now we know where some of this stimulus money is going. But doesn’t Biden look good? Now he ranks right up there with the pecks, and arms.

capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 3:58 PM

When exactly is someone in the press gonna ask Obama or Gibbs what the hell constitutes a “saved” job? Ok, let’s use for example those cops’ jobs in Ohio(I think) that Obama claimed were saved by porkulus. The federal funding only keeps those jobs around for an additional year. After that, the state is responsible for paying those cops. So let’s the say the state decides to cut those jobs because they can’t afford to keep them. Does that “saved” job get removed from the list? Is it now counted as a lost job?

I realize this entire exercise is absurd since a “saved” job could mean anything, but it’s borderline criminal that the media isn’t even challenging Obama on this one. People are really suffering out there, and none of them seem to give a crap.

Doughboy on June 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM

Obama will next take credit for ’saving’ conan o’brien’s job at NBC

hiyo!

DrW on June 8, 2009 at 4:04 PM

after returning from a week of diplomacy and sightseeing in the Middle East and Europe

More accurate.

KS Rex on June 8, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Man, unicorns are expensive!

aero on June 8, 2009 at 4:15 PM

If the sun stays on it’s current quite path, soon it will be so cold, the snow will be piled so high, the ice getting so thick, that the only one left on the planet who does not think Al Gore is a kook will be Al Gore.

GO for it ZERO …

tarpon on June 8, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Don’t hold your breath waiting for those jobs, and certainly don’t expect the media to ask Obama to accurately document them.

.
Why just the media? Isn’t Congress supposed to play some role?

ronsfi on June 8, 2009 at 4:26 PM

each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600.

Coincidentally, $746,600 just happens to be the new median income for ACORN workers.

Cicero43 on June 8, 2009 at 4:28 PM

each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600

What, are they hiring AIG executives or something? Oh no, wait, that’s the wage of the average GM assembly-line worker. (The guy appointed to run AIG works for nothing.)

BTW, isn’t an exerted effort to speed up stimulus spending an admission that the stupid program was backloaded from the start? And aren’t Leftwing interest groups going to be unhappy that money slated for them in 2018 is being wasted on economic growth in 2009?

cackcon on June 8, 2009 at 4:29 PM

Either Obama is stupid, OR he is sabotaging our country.

marklmail on June 8, 2009 at 4:34 PM

Must be counting all doctors, nurses, etc. to be employed by Obamacare.

Brat on June 8, 2009 at 4:36 PM

each job saved by the first $112 billion in stimulus spending cost $746,600

Dear President Obama: I’m probably gonna’ need a job in September when my contract runs out. I’ll just take check for $746,600. Do you do direct deposit?

Mr_Magoo on June 8, 2009 at 4:43 PM

What’s he gonna do, march people out in the field by gun point and make them dig potatoes?

TheSitRep on June 8, 2009 at 3:14 PM

No… they’ll be picking cotton.

***ducks***

Chaz706 on June 8, 2009 at 4:46 PM

He hasn’t and won’t “create” anything. Summer jobs always peek – part time, retail, tourism destination, hs kids, etc.

Problem for Bambi (amongst other things) is IF June/July/Aug are still net, net down – it will expose just how bad the unemployment situation really is.

I can’t wait for that job forecast graph to be updated.

Odie1941 on June 8, 2009 at 4:47 PM

From Brietbart article:

“We’ve done more than ever, faster than ever, more responsibility than ever, to get the gears of the economy moving again,” Obama said.

Based on the work done across a broad spectrum of federal agencies during the first 100 days of the administration, Obama said, “we’re in a position to really accelerate.”

Unfortunately, it’s date night for me again – gotta ‘nother hot date planned for me and the Mrs. – but I’ll be back with another wowzer announcement next week! – signed, President Above-It-All

Mr_Magoo on June 8, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Mo Money, Mo Problems

Crashpanic on June 8, 2009 at 4:54 PM

So are these jobs being created, or saved?

Creatively saved.

karl9000 on June 8, 2009 at 4:55 PM

Why aren’t the remaining lefties a this site participating in this thread? I want some of them to explain how Obamanomics is formulated to maximize private-sector employment, personal income and government tax revenues.

That would be sooooo entertaining.

ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 5:14 PM

How is ARRA supposed to create 600,000 jobs when CBO says it does more harm than good? Even Speaker Pelosi is talking expectations down.

LFRGary on June 8, 2009 at 5:31 PM

ACORN is recruiting, then?

bluelightbrigade on June 8, 2009 at 3:18 PM

Yes, they need thousands of people to train to become “navigators” once the new health care system is passed into law. “Navigators” will be taxpayer-funded positions under the new law. “Navigators” are individuals who will assist people with understanding their new rights under the federal health care law. (Similar to the way in which ACORN’s taxpayer-funded “mortgage counselors” helped people understand how they could use various federal laws to scam banks and FM/FM to obtain mortgage loans they had no way of repaying).

What could go wrong?

AZCoyote on June 8, 2009 at 5:35 PM

In three months, Obama will say he “saved or created 600,000 new jobs,” the media will report it as fact, and many, many people will believe it. Oh, they’ll know that the jobs didn’t come to their town, but they’ll just figure they went to someone else’s town because, like, that nice Mr. Obama and his friend Brian Williams wouldn’t lie to the American people, would they?

Rational Thought on June 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM

Eager to show action on the ailing economy, President

Barack Obama promised Monday to speed federal money into hundreds of public works projects this summer, vowing that 600,000 jobs will be created or saved.
Surrounded by his Cabinet, Obama emphasized what has become a dominant issue of public concern — an economy that keeps bleeding jobs

WOW! So now the US economy will FINALLY take president over “Operation Rushbo”

Did MSNBC get the memo?

DSchoen on June 8, 2009 at 5:39 PM

I always assumed these would be like Soviet jobs.

“We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.”

And with hyperinflated dollars coming, it will be just like that… remember to buy all your beers when you walk into the bar, for they will cost more by the time you leave.

ajacksonian on June 8, 2009 at 5:40 PM

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