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Megan Fox: If only we didn’t have these white-trash Bible-beating hillbillies in middle America

posted at 6:15 pm on June 8, 2009 by Allahpundit
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So says the girl from Tennessee who’s covered with garish tattoos. Sigh.

Our straight male readers may consider this further proof of the cardinal rule of atheism: Anyone you worship is bound to let you down eventually.

The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”

Like Karl says, at least she’s consistent. Bartering with Megatron is precisely what a lefty would do. (Without preconditions!) I guess it’s comforting to know at least that she has a long career in Hollywood ahead of her. Exit question one: How seriously should we take the opinion of a woman who could have any man in the world and settles for the nerd from “90210″? Exit question two: “Transformers” boycott? Eh, I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not saying no to those cutoffs, dude.


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We white trash hillbillies will get what we deserve from the leftist hatemongers if we silently take this crap without boycotting, protesting, rising up, or fervently labeling these jerks as the bigots they are. Seriously, we could take a clue from the left and start being a litlle more vocal on the national scene.

This anti-Christian/middle America bashing is on the rise and it usually doesn’t stop at just words…just see the history of any nation that has experienced REAL persecution of a hated class.

Class warfare coming soon to a location near you

Goodeye_Closed on June 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM

That’s what you get when one becomes popular…

CynicalOptimist on June 9, 2009 at 11:51 AM

Dear Serious Intellectual Starring In Film With Giant CG Transforming Robots:

Shut up and act, twit.

TheUnrepentantGeek on June 9, 2009 at 11:54 AM

In 20 years, when the affect of drugs kicks in she is going to be wondering why no cares what she says. Just a future Hollywood burn out.

Oil Can on June 9, 2009 at 10:27 AM

Oh, I beg to differ. In 20 years, with the way this culture is headed, she will most likely be elected President of the US.

And I say that with all seriousness.

Joe Pyne on June 9, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Well I guess that makes another movie I wont go see.
I refuse to support these dip-sh*t actors.
I am sure they wont miss my pennies, but its the principal that matters.

ColdWarrior57 on June 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Where are the activist groups calling for the boycotting of this film due to her hate speech?

bentman78 on June 9, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Oh, I beg to differ. In 20 years, with the way this culture is headed, she will most likely be elected President of the US.
And I say that with all seriousness.
Joe Pyne on June 9, 2009

Oh, I totally agree Joe. You are probably not too far off the mark there. You really need to see the movie “Idiocracy”…hilarious and insightful.

The next 20-years are going to be really, really bad I’m afraid

Goodeye_Closed on June 9, 2009 at 12:02 PM

She’s not too bright.

mmcnamer1 on June 9, 2009 at 12:03 PM

I think she is an air head as much as you guys but that doesn’t change the fact that she is good lucking.

lavell12 on June 9, 2009 at 12:10 PM

I wouldn’t be one bit surprised to find out that she’s a stone’s throw from the trailer park herself, originally.

Just another example of our failed govt. school system – the indoctrination is working, apparently.

ontheright on June 9, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Gawd… she’s so much hotter when she doesn’t talk.

creatocon on June 9, 2009 at 12:37 PM

This is what happens when you have town-burning, woman raping, disgusting Yankee city filth that moves to the south, eventually you will have a generation that wants to return to the filth that their disgusting family came from.

Stay the hell out of the south, Meghan Fox.

leetpriest on June 9, 2009 at 12:38 PM

Gawd… she’s so much hotter when she doesn’t talk.

creatocon on June 9, 2009 at 12:37 PM

No kidding. Her mouth really shouldn’t be used for talking purposes.

Wyznowski on June 9, 2009 at 12:44 PM

Not a mental giant. Just to think though, this is what we are thought of by the majority of those who have made millions from us.

hypno2013 on June 9, 2009 at 12:45 PM

she is a babe though

The Final Cut on June 9, 2009 at 12:46 PM

RadClown on June 9, 2009 at 11:21 AM

Itd be interesting to know if anyone actually has emailed her manager yet.

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 12:53 PM

We white trash hillbillies will get what we deserve from the leftist hatemongers if we silently take this crap without boycotting, protesting, rising up, or fervently labeling these jerks as the bigots they are. Seriously, we could take a clue from the left and start being a litlle more vocal on the national scene.

This anti-Christian/middle America bashing is on the rise and it usually doesn’t stop at just words…just see the history of any nation that has experienced REAL persecution of a hated class.

Class warfare coming soon to a location near you

Goodeye_Closed on June 9, 2009 at 11:48 AM

I’ve got my Kevlar, My AR-15, Ammo, an LBV with Sappy plates and my bible.

I’m good to go.

leetpriest on June 9, 2009 at 12:53 PM

She’s hot, but she needs to get some implants. And I’ll bet my bottom dollar she never has gotten it on with another chick like she yaps about all the time.

LtE126 on June 9, 2009 at 1:00 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455538/

Fitting movie for Fox to have played a part in. Now that I think of it, a lot of it must have rubbed off on her.

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 1:00 PM

BTW…born in Oak Ridge Tenn.

LtE126 on June 9, 2009 at 1:02 PM

Hollywood tends to make one vapid.

exiledelephant on June 9, 2009 at 1:09 PM

Not surprising for me… typical Hollywood bubble-minded, elitist. Personally, I’ve learned to ignore my favorite entertainers’ political views. If I held them to a higher political standard, I’d be forced to never watch another television show, movie, or listen to pop music! I am very excited about this movie, and this dim-wit comment will not affect my enjoyment of the film.
BTW, I just got myself registered here on HA; it’s something I’ve been waiting for a long time and I am so happy to be here! And on my birthday no less! 8^)

LeperKhan on June 9, 2009 at 1:11 PM

Ms. Fox –
You are 13 minutes in to your 15 minutes of fame. If your movie tanks like Land of the Lost has, you are 14:30 in. I repeat again. You’re not real bright, are you?

kingsjester on June 9, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Why not instead take out all the pretentious, morally bankrupt, depraved, treasonous f***s on the coasts? I wouldn’t shed a tear.

quikstrike98 on June 9, 2009 at 1:36 PM

If only we didn’t have these amoral, uneducated, arrogant hollywood actors giving their idiotic views on subjects they know nothing about every single person in the USA would be better off.

DixieSue on June 9, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Just put a bag over her brain. It’s all good.

FerfeLaBat on June 9, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Allahpundit, are you ever going to stop thinking with your hormones?
Megan McCain and Megan Fox, both idiots of the first degree and their looks makes them even MORE contemptable because they think they can’t be held accountable BECAUSE of what they look like.
Not ALL people on either coast are elitist assbags, but it’s a VAST majority whom are.

nelsonknows on June 9, 2009 at 1:47 PM

quikstrike98 on June 9, 2009 at 1:36 PM

Y’know, for a bunch so obsessed with AGW, its unclear to me why the major leftist concentrations in the US lie on the coasts. You’d think they’d want out, being concerned about rising sea levels and all.

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 1:49 PM

nelsonknows on June 9, 2009 at 1:47 PM

Excuse me . . .

Its a vast majority “whom” are?

[/elitist]

:P

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 1:52 PM

I wouldn’t be one bit surprised to find out that she’s a stone’s throw from the trailer park herself, originally.
ontheright on June 9, 2009

I live in a trailer park…it’s not as bad as you might think.

What I don’t get is the trailer parks that are that bad….the resdients, while mostly poor white, are living off of the government and voted for Obama in hopes of getting their “stimulus check” and other handouts that the One promised. Believe me, “trailer park trash” (a favorite racial smear of the left wing)are not typically right wing. Just more orwellian double speak and most definitely left wing tactic in labeling groups for their all important class warfare.

Goodeye_Closed on June 9, 2009 at 1:56 PM

Why not instead take out all the pretentious, morally bankrupt, depraved, treasonous f***s on the coasts? I wouldn’t shed a tear.

quikstrike98 on June 9, 2009 at 1:36 PM

What an angry hillbilly!

simplesimon on June 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM

What an angry hillbilly!
simplesimon on June 9, 2009

Is that a banjo I hear?

Goodeye_Closed on June 9, 2009 at 1:59 PM

One of the few hot liberal women.

rlongstrat on June 9, 2009 at 2:04 PM

All the money in the world can`t buy class. I hope someone in her circle lets her know they do have meds for people who suffer from delusions of grandeur. Its always sad when beautiful children are`nt taught to rise above the stereotype and end up conforming instead.

LSUMama on June 9, 2009 at 2:05 PM

Wait is middle America above or below the Mason Dixon line?Guess we are safe in the deep south, what a relief. Whats that song about only stupid people are breeding?

LSUMama on June 9, 2009 at 2:11 PM

There are times in life, rare but precious, when unearthly beauty trumps politics, reason and intelligence. This is one of them. Let this goddess say whatever she d*** well pleases, and just enjoy her. Life’s way too short, guys. And it’s for visions like this.

Halley on June 9, 2009 at 2:14 PM

and a lot of “these’ are the one who pay her salary.

chestypuller on June 9, 2009 at 2:18 PM

Anybody see the ESPN commercial with Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins and Scott Van Pelt, an anchor for Sportscenter?

Van Pelt tries to act like he knows something about Minnesota and mentions the movie Fargo (ND) and the UPers (Michigan Upper Peninsula). The commercial is funny, but it underscores the tension between the east/west coast and middle America, notably the lack of acknowledgment from the former.

budorob on June 9, 2009 at 2:23 PM

LSUMama on June 9, 2009 at 2:11 PM

Flagpole Sitta

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 2:40 PM

Anybody see the ESPN commercial with Justin Morneau of the Minnesota Twins and Scott Van Pelt, an anchor for Sportscenter?

Van Pelt tries to act like he knows something about Minnesota and mentions the movie Fargo (ND) and the UPers (Michigan Upper Peninsula). The commercial is funny, but it underscores the tension between the east/west coast and middle America, notably the lack of acknowledgment from the former.

So true. hence the 50-50 divide in our country.

rlongstrat on June 9, 2009 at 2:42 PM

simplesimon on June 9, 2009 at 1:57 PM

Yay, open registration! I was getting bored with the old trolls.

Jim Treacher on June 9, 2009 at 2:47 PM

thanks Ryan Gandy

LSUMama on June 9, 2009 at 3:10 PM

I wish Megan would be politically newsworthy every day of the week. I’ve really enjoyed her pic on the main page, she just makes be feel all warm inside and junk…

NickelAndDime on June 9, 2009 at 3:17 PM

“…and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America..”

Wow. And I’m willing to bet she’d call herself “tolerant”.

EarthToZoey on June 9, 2009 at 3:21 PM

I was already planning on boycotting “Transformers”…two words: Shia LaBeouf.

CheeksMagee on June 9, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Y’know, for a bunch so obsessed with AGW, its unclear to me why the major leftist concentrations in the US lie on the coasts. You’d think they’d want out, being concerned about rising sea levels and all.

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 1:49

It’s because they are afraid of us rednecks and all of our guns and bible-thumping… Plus not to mention to lazy to move.

Charger73 on June 9, 2009 at 3:38 PM

I guess that I am getting a bit old, but who the heck is Megan Fox?

SC.Charlie on June 9, 2009 at 3:39 PM

Guess she don’t get home to often.

the Coondawg on June 9, 2009 at 3:47 PM

This just goes to show that just because you can act, sing or look good, does not mean that you are a good person. It seems that some of the biggest loons are attracted to Hollywood and fit right in with its lifestyles. But fortunately I do have some say in your foul agendas and lifestyle. I can vote with my money, by not going to whatever you act in, sing in or support. I can also voice or post my opposition to your lifestyle like I am doing now.

SGinNC on June 9, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Toxic twit. No Transformers movie here I guess. It sucks anyway.

dogsoldier on June 9, 2009 at 4:05 PM

No matter how hot a girl is…someone, somewhere has gotten sick of their s#it.

Shut up and entertain me, idiot. DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

Black Adam on June 9, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Another bulimic with a boob job. This gal looks like a beanpole with two oranges strapped to it. I saw her in cutoffs in that trailer Allah, and I’ve got to say that she has the most angular rear chassis I’ve ever seen on a woman. Barney Fife (Don Knott) from Mayberry RFD had a shapelier derrier than hers.

Add to that emaciated frame a half dozen tramp stamps, a foul mouth, a diseased sluttishness, a stated preference for girls but a willingness to lay anything, and crown it off with a weapons-grade stupid libtard mind… well, you’ve got the full package there, Allah. Me, I wouldn’t touch her with waldoes while wearing a sealed biohazard bunny suit.

theCork on June 9, 2009 at 4:19 PM

She’s a low rent version of Angelina Jolie. Kinda like a knock off product one would find at the 99 Cent store.

Savrielle on June 9, 2009 at 4:23 PM

Well, I usually attribute a tattoo fetish with roots in the trailer park. I mean, ever been to a trailer park lately, lots of similarities to the hollyweird crowd.

That’s a lot of trash talk coming from a Tennessee girl who attended a Christian acadamy.

caygeon on June 9, 2009 at 4:35 PM

As much as I’d like to hang on every word from this greatest philosopher of our time, I long ago decided that she has a screw loose, so to speak. Maybe she’s a loose screw, too, for all I know. Pity that such a gorgeous girl wants to cover herself in tattoos, like a billboard, and spews inane comments. It just goes to show that God has a sense of humor.

NNtrancer on June 9, 2009 at 4:36 PM

She totally negated any argument by getting a tattoo of her ex fiance tattooed on her in big prominent letters. My moron detector goes wild on this one. Not too mention she looks disgusting and has zero acting ability.

scrubbiedude on June 9, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Apparently, both she and the transformers are products of artificial intelligence. The transformers have bigger brains, however.

NNtrancer on June 9, 2009 at 4:43 PM

Stop looking at my boobs!

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

Stop looking at my boobs!

I’m an intellectual!

Stop it!

How dare you not acknowledge my mind!

- Megan Fox

panzerkardinal on June 9, 2009 at 4:44 PM

Just put a bag over her brain. It’s all good.

FerfeLaBat on June 9, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Now that was funny!

Joe Pyne on June 9, 2009 at 4:45 PM

FerfeLaBat on June 9, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Honestly she couldn’t be dumber if her brain were to have a heart-to-heart with a RYOBI.

Ryan Gandy on June 9, 2009 at 5:04 PM

Not surprising for me… typical Hollywood bubble-minded, elitist. Personally, I’ve learned to ignore my favorite entertainers’ political views. If I held them to a higher political standard, I’d be forced to never watch another television show, movie, or listen to pop music!

You say that like it’d be a bad thing.

salfter on June 9, 2009 at 5:37 PM

What can I add that hasn’t already been said? Megan….we hardly knew ye… now we know ye all too well.

Gebirgsjager on June 9, 2009 at 5:56 PM

Sometimes you should say nothing and smile…

This would be one of those times.

Real Debate Wisconsin on June 9, 2009 at 6:11 PM

Women who are as smugly delusional as this twerp are rarely attractive and never beautiful.

Undaunted on June 9, 2009 at 6:32 PM

Doofus is as Doofus does.

TennDon on June 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM

If thumping bibles and preaching against gay marriage were the “in” thing in Hollywood, she’d be a part of the Westboro congregation. An empty plastic doll desperate to fit in. She even made up some story about having a lesbian tryst with a Russian stripper…the stripper never existed. She has mental issues.

Basically, she needs to shut up and look sexy.

Daemonocracy on June 9, 2009 at 7:23 PM

Megan Fox is not worthy of wiping my butt after I had my prostate checked today…… Sorry, this is a Marine who served in Nam talking…. sue me.

MNDavenotPC on June 9, 2009 at 7:42 PM

skank…

RepubChica on June 9, 2009 at 7:44 PM

From what source does her venom come? Why the abject hatred?

paraff on June 9, 2009 at 7:50 PM

Don’t know who she is…so I guess I’ve been boycotting her work all along!!!

Stillwaiting on June 9, 2009 at 7:57 PM

I don’t know who she is…so I guess I’ve been boycotting her work all along!!!

Stillwaiting on June 9, 2009 at 7:58 PM

Well, is this really any worse then Michael Moore’s statement that he wished Al Qaeda was killing people in Middle America instead of NYC?

To the Left we conservatives are a greater enemy then Islam, communism, or apparently sentient robots looking to enslave the planet.

18-1 on June 9, 2009 at 8:32 PM

I clicked on Sigh, and it linked to another website.Is that a picture of her? Gawd she’s unattractive.

Jeff from WI on June 9, 2009 at 8:40 PM

Megan Fox? Who? She said what? Strange, she doesn’t look blonde.

Jeff from WI on June 9, 2009 at 9:18 PM

Who would have thought that all of that beauty could be rendered useless without a brain…Poor young chit she knows not what she comments on. Maybe it was one too many sticks with the tattoo needle.

Bailey14 on June 9, 2009 at 10:09 PM

Is there something special in the Hollywood water that makes these people believe they are so superior. In the old days, the studios would keep these people from making stupid comments, such as these, alienating potential movie goers. Apparently, Ms. Fox doesn’t understand how her bread gets buttered.

bflat879 on June 9, 2009 at 10:11 PM

According to IMDB shae was born in Rockwood, Roane County Tennessee. Wiki says Oak Ridge. Apparently she grew up in Rockwood or Kingston. I say she “grew up” meaning physically, not mentally. It is understandable that a woman would want to have her child in Oak Ridge, Knoxville is another 25 miles from Rockwood. She is not from Oak Ridge, and she did not attend Oak Ridge Schools. We make them smarter than that

Pelayo – ORHS Alumnus

Pelayo on June 9, 2009 at 10:19 PM

Addendum – She and her family moved to Florida when she was about 10 – explains a lot.

Pelayo on June 9, 2009 at 10:21 PM

Unfortunately I’m unable to boycott this movie, since I was never going to see it in the first place. I’m not optimistic at ever being able to find a Megan Fox movie interesting enough to be boycottable. *sigh*

azkag on June 9, 2009 at 10:24 PM

Maybe she needs to lay off the maryjane? just a thought

NYflack on June 9, 2009 at 10:36 PM

As a bible believer, I have never “beat” my bible. A girl with hideous tattoos all over her really has a lot of nerve saying that I am a “hillbilly”. It does remind me of a couple of her favorite ex-presidents and their brothers, though. Jimmy and Billy, the real hillbillies.
As for boycotting, though, I already would not pollute my mind or the minds of my family with the tripe they pass off as entertainment. With the level of intellect and the extreme lack of morals, why would I want anything to do with them at all?
I do believe it’s time for America to stop wasting our collective time financing these twits. Even the conservative right has the corrupt values that the left and the 6Th column in the USA have been carefully cultivating for the last 60 years. As J. Wright said, “The chickens have come home……to roost.” It really is time to boycott all of this junk. Start enjoying life with your family, not Hollywood’s. Maybe it’s time to stop being part of this post literate society we’re involved in and get back to the values that made this nation great. Read the works of our founding fathers. Man, those guys could really think. Their minds were engaged. Ours, not so much.
Don’t just “go Gault.” Leave pop culture behind. Engage in micro evolution. Adapt to a world where very few people can really think their way out of their own paper bag lives.
We’ll need thinkers when these commie usurpers are put out of the house.
It really is time to get back to reading our bibles. God is still God, and this country has been stacking up sin for a long while, now. He is a personal God, and it is no wonder to anyone who knows Him personally to be very afraid for those in our culture who don’t know Him.

DKEN on June 9, 2009 at 10:41 PM

Wow,an actress in “The Transformers” (Thought it was a documentary about electricians)…right up there with “Gone With The Wind”

Jeff from WI on June 9, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Apart from the Daisy Dukes how can you possibly boycott ‘Transformers’ when Mr “Red Meat” Jon Voight is in it.

I wonder what it was like on set.

PunditFight on June 9, 2009 at 10:50 PM

Am I the only one who doesn’t think she’s that hot? She’s easy to look at, but those eyes betray an inner ugly that I want no part of and have no problem ignoring.

Pat Meebles on June 9, 2009 at 10:52 PM

“If only we didn’t have these white-trash Bible-beating hillbillies in middle America.”

As far as your career is concerned, I think you got your wish.

Star20 on June 9, 2009 at 11:03 PM

How about we get rid of all the drink-driving illegal immigrant KILLERS instead:

http://wcbstv.com/local/brewster.dwi.zacaria.2.1038434.html

Another family wiped out, an 8 year old girl on her way home from a dance lesson, another drunken South American illegal with no license.

Sharke on June 10, 2009 at 12:02 AM

Oh, I beg to differ. In 20 years, with the way this culture is headed, she will most likely be elected President of the US.

And I say that with all seriousness.

Joe Pyne on June 9, 2009 at 11:56 AM

You saw the movie Idiocracy, right? This is how it all begins…the dumbing down of America.

Geministorm on June 10, 2009 at 12:54 AM

Megan Fox is overrated. And her boobs look funny!

JaqobJackson on June 10, 2009 at 1:36 AM

Was she wearing clothes when she made those tony remarks or was she in her usual state of undress when she appeared in films.

bayview on June 10, 2009 at 3:20 AM

Who is she trying to impress with such drivel?

What’s wrong with a person thumping a bible?

Are they as bad as homosexuals stalking supporters of Proposition 8, or as bad as Islamofascist Militant Jihadis killing innocent men, women, and children in the name of “Allah,” or as bad as pedophiles who act on their impulses and actually sexually molest children, some molesters getting only one year in prison?

Are white bible thumpers as bad as drugged out rockers, hip-hoppers, and rappers who cannot put two sentences together, and who cannot help but call women foul names?

Are white bible thumpers in middle America as bad as abortionists who rip the bodies of innocent babies to pieces by the hundreds and even the thousands?

Those bible thumpers must be nasty people. I’d bet they eat babies for breakfast, run down innocent women and children in the International Harvester farm equipment, fire their shot guns and rifles as innocent men, women, and children, take over airlines and crash them into buildings, and rape innocent children, or beat and murder women in honor killings, or because they were not wearing the proper head dress, or because they were raped, etc.

Yeah. That must be it. Otherwise Megan Fox wouldn’t have a reasonable or rational complaint against them.

William2006 on June 10, 2009 at 6:25 AM

Bible thumping Middle America? Where in the middle is THAT? We have Illinois in the middle that gives us such clean political elections, and our President, The Satanic One, we have Wisconsin and it’s leftist state government run from the capitol, the Moscow On The Mendota, Madison, we have leftist/union run Michigan and it goal to stuff more unemployed in a state than any other, to be a cancer on this country, We have Minnesota, and it’s crazed loons that seem to want to elect every on of the states major morons for political office. So when Ms Fox says middle America, she’s actually talking about the SOUTH, where she’s from.

Jeff from WI on June 10, 2009 at 7:33 AM

I guess that I am getting a bit old, but who the heck is Megan Fox?

SC.Charlie on June 9, 2009 at 3:39 PM

Just a hot hillbilly girl running away from her past.

Ed Laskie on June 10, 2009 at 7:52 AM

She’s a Hollywood trollop, she’s not paid to think, she’s paid to appear semi-nude and shut up.

Jeff from WI on June 10, 2009 at 8:07 AM

Who the hell is/was Megan Fox?

Coronagold on June 10, 2009 at 8:10 AM

Sharke on June 10, 2009 at 12:02 AM

Garcia was driving without a license, in the country illegally: AND HE WAS DRUNK.

I bet he voted for Obama too, twice.

Geochelone on June 10, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Another bulimic with a boob job. Barney Fife (Don Knott) from Mayberry RFD had a shapelier derrier than hers.

Add to that emaciated frame a half dozen tramp stamps, a foul mouth, a diseased sluttishness, a stated preference for girls but a willingness to lay anything, and crown it off with a weapons-grade stupid libtard mind… well, you’ve got the full package there, Allah. Me, I wouldn’t touch her with waldoes while wearing a sealed biohazard bunny suit.

theCork on June 9, 2009 at 4:19 PM

I just wanted to repeat that one for fun. She is a gooey mess, ain’t she? One correction – she surely has not had her cupcakes filled. That’ll be any day now, and why not? If you’re going to go The Full Monty with the tats, the mouth, the leftard opinions, and constantly talking about how you want to sex this girl or that girl, a really over-the-top Pam Anderson boob job can’t possibly hurt your career, since all you’re going to do is B films, anyway. Go for it Megan!

She’s a low rent version of Angelina Jolie. Kinda like a knock off product one would find at the 99 Cent store.

Savrielle on June 9, 2009 at 4:23 PM

Well played.

Jaibones on June 10, 2009 at 8:46 AM

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