Megan Fox: If only we didn’t have these white-trash Bible-beating hillbillies in middle America
posted at 6:15 pm on June 8, 2009 by Allahpundit
So says the girl from Tennessee who’s covered with garish tattoos. Sigh.
Our straight male readers may consider this further proof of the cardinal rule of atheism: Anyone you worship is bound to let you down eventually.
The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Like Karl says, at least she’s consistent. Bartering with Megatron is precisely what a lefty would do. (Without preconditions!) I guess it’s comforting to know at least that she has a long career in Hollywood ahead of her. Exit question one: How seriously should we take the opinion of a woman who could have any man in the world and settles for the nerd from “90210″? Exit question two: “Transformers” boycott? Eh, I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not saying no to those cutoffs, dude.
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Meh. I never got the obsession over her. She’s pretty, but a horrid actress, and clearly not very creative.
Emily M. on June 8, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Coming from a girl who’s about as “Whiskey Tango” as it gets, this is pretty laughable.
They don’t call it a “tramp stamp” for nothing…
SuperCool on June 8, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Count de MonAY!
And, of course, my wife — the high school and college cheerleader, now aid worker, fluent in 4 languages.
People are endlessly surprising.
DrSteve on June 8, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Sarah Palin, Megyn Kelly, Michelle Malkin, Michelle Murcio, Mary Katherine Ham, Laura Ingraham, Michelle Bachmann Carrie Prejean and so many more. Those are just my favorites.
I’ve never heard of this girl, but let me make some baseless insulting speculation about her psyche. She is terribly insecure. Her plastic face and body makes her feel like a phony on the outside, and maybe she feels it reveals she is a phony on the inside. She compensates for her sense of inadequacy by denying who she is and pretending to be what she is not. She has limited talents beyond what she has bought in plastic surgery, and she lives in fear of being exposed so she tries to curry favor of whomever she thinks is important, in her case a Hollywood elite that she sees at cocktail parties using big words. She wouldn’t be this way if she had parents that taught her the simple lesson that she must first respect herself or others won’t respect her. You know, those Middle America type values.
Ted Torgerson on June 8, 2009 at 8:50 PM
“That’s HEDLEY!”
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 8:43 PM
Bishop, I have to say, it’s a pleasure to watch you post.
And no, I don’t need you to post a /sarc tag to know you’re not a troll!
ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 8:51 PM
All I gotta say is google “stupid megan fox quotes”
nuff said
CWforFreedom on June 8, 2009 at 8:54 PM
Maybe I just don’t care about Hollywood anymore, but before I read this thread if you had asked me who “Megan Fox” was, I would have guessed a Fox News morning host or something.
Marcus on June 8, 2009 at 8:54 PM
You are on to something–
Megyn Kelly is the real fox
CWforFreedom on June 8, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Oh, sure we can. They’re not mutually exclusive always.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:59 PM
:-(
lanesmerge on June 8, 2009 at 8:59 PM
I was trying to remember that term.
This is all about the gay marriage issue. The jetboys of hollywood, such as megyn fox, are interested in bullying people into agreeing with the homosexual agenda by name calling, insults, etc, or in megyn’s case, having them killed, if they won’t agree with them.
TTheoLogan on June 8, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Looks is a good thing to have – if you can back those looks up with performance. And, I don’t mean acting. There is a certain air of confidence a woman has when she looks at a man that says….Well, you get the picture. When a woman doesn’t have that, all you get is a look that says, “Well, don’t you want me? I’m hot!”
I pity such women. As they age and loose that superficial allure, all they have left is personality. A vacant personality will leave them – and any mate they corner – high and “dry”. I know. I fell for one and lost too many years of my life to misery. (Happily, I’ve grown and learned how to make better choices.)
I’ll give her a couple more years to wake up. Repercussions from this expose’ of her inner self just might do the trick. We shall see. Her marketability will probably take a hit as well and that might help out her lessons in humility. Too bad, too. I think she as some talent. Oh, well. Sooner or later all of Hollywood will realize that their looks and talent are not the only components of acting success. The public’s perception of them plays a bigger role. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart come to mind…
If her publicist sets up a “Mea Culpa” interview, you can believe it’ll be as much acting as any role she has done.
Woody
woodcdi on June 8, 2009 at 9:01 PM
I’m pretty sure she’s 100% organic. If she’s stepped foot in a cosmetic surgeon’s office and not had someone throw in a dermabrasion for that outwash plain she hangs her nose on, I’d be shocked.
DrSteve on June 8, 2009 at 9:03 PM
Meh…Who cares what her opinion of middle America is. She is after all just an actor, so its hardly devastating news that she would share the same narcissistic opinions that the rest of the leaches in Hollywood have. The only consolation here is the fact that in a few years time people will be saying Megan who? once the next dimwitted starlet with a nice rack comes along for the Zeitgeist to drool over.
Dreadnought223 on June 8, 2009 at 9:04 PM
you know, this talk gets old. But I really expect nothing new from the Richard Craniums in hollyweird.
jdsmith0021 on June 8, 2009 at 9:06 PM
Ignore the bimbette’s lack of thinkbone and just enjoy the ass.
It’s what I do when Angelina putz’s up in front of GOD and everyone. She’ drippy sexy, and that’s all I need out of her. Same for this broad.
44Magnum on June 8, 2009 at 9:07 PM
And no, I don’t need you to post a /sarc tag to know you’re not a troll!
ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 8:51 PM
Every once in a while I go fishing and get a bite, though it’s usually people who claim to have been here for years. Go figure.
My inner 12 year old demands that I milk their outrage for all it’s worth.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 9:10 PM
PS:
I wonder why she left us gun nuts out of her diatribe…
Woody
woodcdi on June 8, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Just remember, no matter how hawt some babe maybe, someone, somewhere, is tired of her crap.
locomotivebreath1901 on June 8, 2009 at 9:10 PM
Not to put too fine a point on it, but this is precisely why the Marquis invented ball gags…
hburns on June 8, 2009 at 9:11 PM
Oh, I’ll still watch the movie, but I won’t part with any money now to do so.
Dusty on June 8, 2009 at 9:16 PM
Allah -
You have to be one of few males over 18 who “reads” Playboy.
bw222 on June 8, 2009 at 9:19 PM
haha, yeah it’s funny from her since she’s pretty much “white-trash” hot.
brak on June 8, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Keep it up…it’s a pleasure to watch you hook your catch..
ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 9:22 PM
~ Most of my conservative friends (Bible thumping southerners) have college degrees
~ I can’t think of one man I know…and I know a lot of manly men…who would give her more than a glance and a brief mental movie…and that, while holding their noses.
LEBA on June 8, 2009 at 9:23 PM
Just one more to add to my list. My list of people that can kiss my white trash, hillbilly, super bible-beating Middle American ass. For the record Megan, I’m not anti gay person, just anti gay lifestyle.
Major Nuisance on June 8, 2009 at 9:26 PM
It’s all because Tennessee rejected AlGore and cost the dems a monarchy.
Allahpundit, do you ever question your faith? Could there be something to God maybe, since so many undesirable people are trying to silence the believers?
eaglesdontflock on June 8, 2009 at 9:27 PM
I just ain’t feeling the “hot” vibe guys.. she just seems so plastic to me, and as I don’t care about her opinion that’s the impression I’m left with. Something ain’t right about that woman… she reminds me of Pelosi, actually.
BKennedy on June 8, 2009 at 9:33 PM
She’s just too damn hot. Her brain is obviously fried. Pity.
hepcat on June 8, 2009 at 9:39 PM
Why is it that leftists fail to realize we “white trash [I'm actually Hispanic, so I guess that makes me a traitor to my race, or something ~O], hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating [that's "Bible thumping", not "Bible beating" ~O] people in Middle America” are the only thing standing between them and a burka, a flogging or a hanging?
OscarSchneegans on June 8, 2009 at 9:40 PM
Amen, bro. AMEN.
And they’re wishing they’d not been so dismissive of the geeky chick who’s now CEO of her own tech company.
BacaDog on June 8, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Hi,
Could we just give Ms. Fox a pass on this one? I really try not to hold entertainers’ views against them unless the entertainer in question has no redeeming value. Like Sean Penn. Or Tim Robbins. Or Susan Sarandon. Or Mr. Demi Moore.
Ms. Fox, I think, has obvious attributes of redeeming value.
Thanks,
misterpeasea on June 8, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Anyone remember the episode of That 70′s Show where Hyde was telling Eric how he finds Jackie to be hot? All you see if Jackie in a coconut bikini talking…but there was no sound.
Same thing applies here.
Pcoop on June 8, 2009 at 9:44 PM
Obama and Clinton are both against gay marriage. Put them in the same category you’d put Barack and Hillary.
hepcat on June 8, 2009 at 9:44 PM
What a revolting tart.
Maybe if asking an alien to murder Christians doesn’t work, she can move on to the Jews.
I’m close to joining the “de-fund Hollywierd” movement.
Merovign on June 8, 2009 at 9:44 PM
So many answers:
- Transformers?! She made a cartoon movie with the clown from Even Stevens, and now I care?
- Boyfriend is a moussed sissy?
- Wait…last I heard she was talking about nibbling other chicks?
Jaibones on June 8, 2009 at 9:48 PM
I just ain’t feeling the “hot” vibe guys
Seeing her pic on a blog caption, yeah maybe.
Stark, birthday suited, naked in front of you…”hot” would probably take on an entirely new meaning.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Just another actor/actress I won’t pay to see.
Star20 on June 8, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Buy this good man another scotch!
daesleeper on June 8, 2009 at 9:51 PM
She’s a slut for crying out loud.
pat on June 8, 2009 at 9:51 PM
In 5 years she’ll look like Amy Winehouse or any other white heroin addict at the homeless shelter. This is a skank waiting to blossom.
Jaibones on June 8, 2009 at 9:53 PM
I’m confused: Is she trying to replace Pamela Anderson (long line of ex-boyfriends) or Angelina Jolie (some pretensions of class)?
mad scientist on June 8, 2009 at 9:54 PM
I find this funny
From the girl who said
“Who gives handj*bs after 7th grade?”
Talking about trash
F*CK YOU!
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 9:54 PM
This girl doesn’t hold a candle to Salma Hayek, who is unfortunately another Libidiot.
mad scientist on June 8, 2009 at 9:55 PM
IS THIS A BAD TIME TO MENTION HATE F**K?
faol on June 8, 2009 at 9:57 PM
In 5 years she’ll look like Amy Winehouse or any other white heroin addict at the homeless shelter. This is a skank waiting to blossom.
Jaibones on June 8, 2009 at 9:53 PM
Lucky I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this; I’d need a new laptop.
mad scientist on June 8, 2009 at 9:57 PM
she’s beneath contempt. And a good object lesson of the tolerant left’s true feelings on the rights of those with whom they disagree.
patriette on June 8, 2009 at 9:57 PM
she even admitted the only reason she’s an “actress” is because she’s got a slammin’ bod
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 9:58 PM
Em – see above. She’s not pretty, talentless, and apparently stupid and culturally poisoned, as well. But the cutoffs are magic.
Thing is, how long can a rear end like that last? Until she’s 22?
Jaibones on June 8, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Touché, ms. She’s a lot of expensive surgery away from either one.
Jaibones on June 8, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Good looks and brains are a rare combination. Case in point.
watson007 on June 8, 2009 at 10:06 PM
I guess next Megan’ll be drawing upon references from Aristophanes and Ionescu and Beckett to mock her intellectual inferiors?
You only milk those rich Transformers metaphors just so far.
However …she can thump my bible any day.
profitsbeard on June 8, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Tattoos. Add Hep C and it’s the former.
Feedie on June 8, 2009 at 10:08 PM
white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
I is one!
DougDavis on June 8, 2009 at 10:09 PM
So, basically, you’re wasting $10 to see her in cutoffs for 5 seconds. Didn’t you already seen it in the trailer…?
Oh, and what’s with the “Em”? >=(
Emily M. on June 8, 2009 at 10:12 PM
For emily
or maybe your initials
EM
I’m going to see the movie, not for her though.
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 10:16 PM
She’s one of those “Shut up or you’ll ruin the moment” kind of girls.
mizflame98 on June 8, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Yeah, I know. If it’s initials it’s fine, but I don’t know about nicknames. You could use it, but not him.
Emily M. on June 8, 2009 at 10:22 PM
Do you like nicknames?
Em?
Emmy?
Emolly?
I had a friend who HATED “Emolly” — drove her nuts
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 10:25 PM
So Allahpundit found someone else who agrees with him. Hooray for him.
fossten on June 8, 2009 at 10:29 PM
Most people just use Em. I hate Emmy. I wouldn’t even call a little girl that.
As for “Emolly” – I feel sorry for your friends. ;)
Emily M. on June 8, 2009 at 10:30 PM
Who let her take the Ball Gag off?
dmann on June 8, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Ok, who is a Megan Fox and what is a Transformers bombshell?
RedbonePro on June 8, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Megan Fox: Wait Megatron, don’t destroy the world! Let’s barter instead.
Megatron: And what do you propose?
Fox: Don’t destroy the world. Destroy all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America.
Megatron: You want me to destroy a small part of the world rather than the entire world?
Fox: Yes!
Megatron: That is not bartering–that is unilateral compromise.
Fox: Like, whatever. How about it?
Megatron: What do you have against these “white trash”? Are these the worst people on your planet?
Fox: Well, duh. They’re like so ignorant and junk.
Megatron: So you want me to destroy them, but not, for example, terrorists, pirates, genocidal dictators, practitioners of female circumcision, the sex slave industry, and so forth?
Fox: I don’t see your point.
Megatron: You have convinced to take a new course of action.
Fox: Yay me!
Megatron: I’m not going to destroy you.
Fox: Yay me again!
Megatron: Instead, I am now going to destroy all of the world except the white trash of Middle America and you.
Fox: Wait, I’m confused.
Megatron: The world will be theirs, and I will take great pleasure in knowing that you now have to live amongst the people you hate. The irony is that you won’t realize that your fate could have been far worse–I could spare the Taliban, for example, and give you to them. Goodbye Megan.
Megan: I still don’t understand …
Bill Ramey on June 8, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Aw, that’s not fair at all. AP never said he’d like an evil robot to mass murder the Christians of Middle America. Although the atheist threads are taxing…
Emily M. on June 8, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Quality work B. Ramey! lol
daesleeper on June 8, 2009 at 10:34 PM
I’m sure someone has already said this, but all I could think was “huh. That’s funny. What I’d have told the transformers was ‘instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the sleazy, narcissistic, amoral, super self-superior people in Hollywood?’”
Seriously, I’ll start being concerned when someone like her doesn’t hate me.
RegularJoe on June 8, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Yea Emmy is not appropriate for a teenager or older.
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 10:36 PM
AP, you letting that slide?
TexasDan on June 8, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Why do I remember more about transformers from my half sentient cereal binges then this bimbo does from her job of the last few months?
I mean, how stupid do you have to be to not know what megatron is… he’s a stereotypical cartoon bad guy. He always lies, betrays, is rude, is arrogant… basically does everything on a regular basis to convince you he’s a bad person. Not even his own henchmen actually like him. He controls through fear and shared hatred more then anything.
That is who he is… that’s the character. So you’d start a civil war by feeding your own people to the grinder in the entirely futile hope that Megatron would spare your helpless segment of the world? Really? Just dumb.
Look, we all have segments of society we don’t like all the time. But when you’re getting invaded by giant alien robots is THAT the best time to start a schism? The whole writing team for transformers, after wiping the Cheetos out of their beards, have got to be saying the same thing… just stupid stupid woman.
I can’t even be upset with her she’s so dumb. I feel sorry for her.
Karmashock on June 8, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Oh well, in a few years she’ll be giving table dances in some s*it-hole strip club outside LA.
mizflame98 on June 8, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Awesome.
TexasDan on June 8, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Hollywood really doesn’t care what Middle America does these days. They get most of their money from international audiences.
Speedwagon82 on June 8, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Hey, hey, hey! Don’t be dissing my state because she’s an idiot who happens to look hot.
Women like that are, in fact, easily found in this state.
ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Sorry lig… I let my east coast liberal upbringing get the best of me… :(
n0doz on June 8, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Who, owning a brain bought at discount from Toys-R-Us or born with a real one, listens to Hollywood types?
If this girl manages to get into Playboy in five years, we’ll have known for sure just how great she is/was/has-been.
Liam on June 8, 2009 at 10:50 PM
She is white trash and stupid. I care not for her opinion.
TXMomof3 on June 8, 2009 at 10:52 PM
I guess she has a whole bunch of money now, and can say anything without it hurting her career…NOT. Why do these cookie cutter Hollywood types say the same predictable thing time after time? No mystery here folks, it’s kind of boring when they speak. I bet she has to bleach her hair for her next acting job, odds on favorite, casting will want a blond.
Dr Evil on June 8, 2009 at 10:54 PM
Oh good. That doesn’t sound like the Nazi’s at all. Letsee…. some people are arbitrarily determined to be undesirable in society so therefore we should get rid of them!
Rightwingguy on June 8, 2009 at 10:58 PM
BTW she makes my Tennessean heart burn. I think Megatron would look beyond this situation and quash Megan Fox while she was stupidly trying to barter with him. After all, Megatron is an equal-opportunity destroyer.
Rightwingguy on June 8, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Megan who?
csdeven on June 8, 2009 at 11:00 PM
It always comes down to this when I talk about these people in Hollywood; what an asshole. And the lefties wonder why we hate them.
RWLA on June 8, 2009 at 11:01 PM
It’s a type of fox from what I gather, but I still don’t know what this transformer bombshell is. Sounds dangerous to me…
RedbonePro on June 8, 2009 at 11:05 PM
She’s cute but why would use the word “worship”. Is it because you don’t believe in anything?
roux on June 8, 2009 at 11:08 PM
she obviously forgot her role. Oh wait, she was dressed like a prostitute while saying this? Never mind…
Metro on June 8, 2009 at 11:10 PM
LOL!
Nice touche.
________________________________________________________
Megan: The Tally-who? Are they related to Talia Shire? I’m lost… and I don’t mean the character I played in the movie “Whore“, either!
profitsbeard on June 8, 2009 at 11:14 PM
She can barely act. Her opinion was in regards to a giant fighting robot. I doubt she will sway many youngins’.
She is a moron. Pity her.
Chubbs65 on June 8, 2009 at 11:14 PM
She definitely missed a promising career in porn….
Tim Burton on June 8, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Ehhh…I believe the evidence does not support your contention.
Not startin’ a fight…just sayin.
;)
soundingboard on June 8, 2009 at 11:30 PM
I’ve been a hollyweird boycott person for at least 5 years. Why help put a dime in the pockets of these losers?
funky chicken on June 8, 2009 at 11:39 PM
She can move to D.C. and start now.
Feedie on June 8, 2009 at 11:39 PM
Bishop, even ugly liberal women, don’t want to fu** a fu**tard like you. Even that skank, Genine Gerafalo would kick a pussy like you.
luvstotango on June 8, 2009 at 11:39 PM
I never have been all that enamored with her. Mostly because I strongly dislike tattoos on women, especially in excess (like she has).
Miss California is way the hell hotter, and because she’s pro-life WOULD have your children :)
wildcat84 on June 8, 2009 at 11:42 PM
Give it time…
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 11:44 PM
shut up and
singput ‘em on the glass, megan.Metro on June 8, 2009 at 11:45 PM
I’m not going to say she isn’t attractive, she’s just not that attractive, there are definitely hotter women and most of them with more brains. Lately in fact, whenever I see people in Hollyweird open their mouthes, all I can see are those loser emo-thesbian types that couldn’t get good grades in school but sure were dramatic about their lives, I wouldn’t listen to those idiots then, why should I now? Anywho, I wouldn’t do her, I’ve had enough to know I respect myself too much. BTW, my dad worked for GM for 35 years and I wouldn’t take a GM car if you paid me its sticker price…principles, you know?
Too bad you don’t understand how the election works then. Most idiots get confused when you tell them that their candidate could “win” the popular vote and still not win the presidency. Electoral college, representative republic…some words you need to bone up on. Oh, and do give us a little evidence of how Bush lost, unless you think that the laws should be discarded because you didn’t like result? I can’t believe that the left is still crying about 2000.
Geministorm on June 8, 2009 at 11:47 PM
Hey, I didn’t mean nothin’ by it, Megen, you’re a big star now, I was just bustin’ your chops a little, if you wanna see the vast majority of people who buy tickets to your movies murdered, that’s fine.
Now go home and get your @#$# shinebox.
/Goodfellas off.
DrAllecon on June 8, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Her only claim to fame is being an appetizing piece of meat. When she hits 40 and her plastic surgery starts to melt like waxworks the no talent hack will be just as big a nobody, but nobody will be staring at her tush when she makes bigoted remarks. Sorry, I like my women to have some common sense.
chicagojedi on June 8, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Wow,look who’s channeling Jenean Garafolo.
Genius here will probably look just like her in 10 years to.
I love it when the super smart,open minded liberals that pride themselves on their inclusiveness and lack of stereotypical,bigoted judgments of people express themselves
by being……..
Ignorant,stereotypical,bigots.
Maybe Megan and Perez can get a show together where they combine their ignorance and bigotry against anyone who does not agree with them politically (but are also not democrats since Obama,Hillary,and Biden get a pass on the hate from the smart ones) and they can air it in between Olberman and
Maddow.
A full three hours of stuck on stupid liberalism.
Would fit for MSMBC perfectly.
Baxter Greene on June 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Megan Fox? I had to Google her to find out who she is. By the way, just who the hell is she? No worries, a year from now even the grocery store check-out line tabloid readers won’t know who she is. Just what is the definition of “is”?
scullymj on June 9, 2009 at 12:03 AM
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