Megan Fox: If only we didn’t have these white-trash Bible-beating hillbillies in middle America
posted at 6:15 pm on June 8, 2009 by Allahpundit
So says the girl from Tennessee who’s covered with garish tattoos. Sigh.
Our straight male readers may consider this further proof of the cardinal rule of atheism: Anyone you worship is bound to let you down eventually.
The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Like Karl says, at least she’s consistent. Bartering with Megatron is precisely what a lefty would do. (Without preconditions!) I guess it’s comforting to know at least that she has a long career in Hollywood ahead of her. Exit question one: How seriously should we take the opinion of a woman who could have any man in the world and settles for the nerd from “90210″? Exit question two: “Transformers” boycott? Eh, I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not saying no to those cutoffs, dude.
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Sure! I’m an Equal Opportunity trash-caller. Stupidity is the great equalizer.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:35 PM
What about California blacks who voted for Ogabe but also voted for Prop 8? What category are they?
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Worshiping women, any woman is sooo beta.
Also, she’s gone Hollywood-Skeletor so – pffft.
It’s all over but the train wreck.
Inevitable.
Stephen M on June 8, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Those stars and their fancy book-learnin’! By the way, have you seen my chests?
BakerAllie on June 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM
People who don’t suffer from the birth defect. Next?
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM
Hey, hey, hey! Don’t be dissing my state because she’s an idiot who happens to look hot.
Women like that are, in fact, easily found in this state.
ladyingray on June 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM
That’s what you think. I know it’s unfair, but I’ll be forever grateful that we have 99.9% of the MSM on our side. Additionally, I’m even more grateful that 99.9% of people are so unmotivated that they allow the MSM to form their opinions for them.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:29 PM
AAAHHH, lol yeah great retort, Miss CA was asked abut her stance on gay marriage by a judge in a contest and she answered respectfully without insulting anyone. The fact that miss CA’s opinion coincides with the majority of America, and our current President is a totally unrelated factoid. Exppressing your opinion is anyone’s right, Absolutely freaking out over that opinion is also everyone else’s right. It’s such a shame that the majority agree with Miss Ca and disagree’s with Miss hotpants-Mctransformer.
Mord on June 8, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Didn’t Megan Fox top the list of “Liberal-Minded Women with Whom We’d Enjoy Angry Coitus” in an article by T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII for this month’s National Topsider?
ScottMcC on June 8, 2009 at 7:39 PM
I’m offended by what a lot of people say. I don’t call them “stupid bitch”, though, or try to check to see if their dads were gay.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Less threads about not so bright hollywood bimbos!
More threads about how crappy Obama is!
Go!
therightwinger on June 8, 2009 at 7:40 PM
Wow. That’s some creativity there. I always thought conservatism was a birth defect. Ah, well.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:40 PM
So you are saying it isn’t? Want to talk like a grown up for once, neck?
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Wait… Miss California was ASKED for her opinion on a highly political subject in a forum where she HAD to answer to compete. Ms. Fox inserted a political death wish on a large segment of her viewing audience when asked about a character in a movie. There’s a wee bit o’ difference there…
NTWR on June 8, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Umm..yeah. No they don’t. Obama won. Elections have consequences. If you don’t like living in a liberal country…um…move to…Vatican City?
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:42 PM
I thought you were all for Equal Opportunity? If you make fun of my group, can i make fun of yours?
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Come on, wvu, don’t dance around; how would you categorize blacks who voted for Ogabe and for Prop 8?
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:44 PM
I don’t live in a liberal country. I’m in the US.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Or move to an EU country Apparently, conservatives are gaining there. I suppose that makes them all racists, huh?
You racist (poke)
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
By all means I’m down for good humor. Everyone should be made fun of. Just don’t be lazy about it. I mean, at least try to reach for the comedic stars.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Which proves her point.
YYZ on June 8, 2009 at 7:46 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Who said anything about Obama winning? The conversation is about same-sex marriage — which, I hate to break it to you bud — your tin god ALSO disapproves of. Way to hijack the subject.
And BTW, you can take California – which is your whole “liberal country” – and secede with it.
We won’t miss you.
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 7:46 PM
He is from West Virginy…he has never seen any of these “black” people you speak of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxgcgNeFik
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:46 PM
If there’s anything useful here it’s this:
Moderating won’t make us any more likable to people like this.
Chaz706 on June 8, 2009 at 7:46 PM
I don’t live in a liberal country. I’m in the US.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:45 PM
Yah, I didn’t understand that either. Leftonians had to rename themselves as “progressives” to ease the stink of the word “liberal.”
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:46 PM
Well, if she doesn’t like the presence of “Middle America”, I’m sure she’ll give back the portion of her salary that she gets from those bible-beating hillbillies.
hawksruleva on June 8, 2009 at 7:47 PM
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:44 PM
You forgot, they’re for equal opportunity for people who think like them.
You’re chatting with someone cut from the same cloth as the losers that pelted Mike Steele with Oreo cookies.
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 7:47 PM
What…? Megan Fox can speak? I had never noticed before.
Hog Wild on June 8, 2009 at 7:47 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:42 PM
You do know that Obama and the rest of America are against Gay marriage right?
Every single state that has had a vote on gay marriage has turned it down.
California turned down, gay marriage, tax hikes and liberal spending spree’s a couple of weeks ago, yeah sounds real liberal to me. I guess I’ll move to the UK.
Mord on June 8, 2009 at 7:47 PM
What you’re forgetting is that “conservative” in Europe does not mean the same as it does here. Conservatives in the EU are not religous extremists who hate women’s choice and gay people. They just want smaller government. They’re the “cool” kind of conservatives over there that Meghan McCain would dig. You get it now?
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:48 PM
This coming from the kid who just used the timeless playground classic…
“and then you woke up”
Please don’t lay the dreaded “I know you are” dig at us.
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Awesome! When can Liz expect you for tea??
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Ok dc, you had me here . . .
but you lost me here . . .
That is retarded on so many levels that I can’t even begin to explain them all.
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 7:50 PM
That’s a riot. Prop 8 was on the ballot just like Obama. I elections only have consequences when you like the consequences? Anyway, Obama won by tricking Americans into thinking he was just slightly less moderate than John McCain. Now that Americans see the truth, they’ll fix their mistake.
hawksruleva on June 8, 2009 at 7:50 PM
Um, yeah I’m nowhere near West Virginia. But nice attempt to crack the code, Inspector Gadget.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:50 PM
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:48 PM
You forgot “I’m rubber and you’re glue . . .”
That always works. :D
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 7:50 PM
I`ve always gotten it. Except I don`t hate gay people and believe in life beginning at conception.
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Care to review those Prop 8 vote totals again?
I actually disagree strongly with Carrie Prejean on gay marriage, and I think Obama’s position is chickenshit. It’s pure cowardice (and it gets more ridiculous the more he tries to explain it), but you go right on supporting him like a good little idiot.
Thanks, also, for your words of gratitude for the media’s manipulative attitude towards your fellow citizens (you’d make any lib-fever-dream Straussian proud). Oh, and for outing yourself as a bigot. This thread’s been a real breakthrough for you.
DrSteve on June 8, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Who the hell is Megan Fox
Vince on June 8, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Still waiting for the categorization of blacks who voted for Ogabe and Prop 8.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Oh yeah? So gay marriage is legal all across the EU?
You’d just LOVE Geert Wilders.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Seriously, she’s just not that hot. Standard cookie-cutter girl.
Knuckledragger on June 8, 2009 at 7:53 PM
I`d assume dcwvu would call them homophobes. He`s such a racist. :)
(poke)
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Not surprised, too much nature for most homegrown libs who spend 90% of their lives on carpet or concrete.
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Conservatives in the EU are not religous extremists who hate women’s choice and gay people.
You mean like the blacks who voted for Prop 8 or the Hispanics who are against abortion?
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Is “black trash” a term? Should we vote on it and make it one here and now?
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Added for accuracy. :)
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Why do you hate black people?
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:56 PM
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 7:54 PM
He’s dodging like crazy around all the cracks in his carefully constructed ice.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:56 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM
“Black trash . . . ?”
You out yourself as a racist! AWESOME! Thanks for playing!
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Nah, I don’t hate black people. I love all people who are Dems — black, white, brown, yellow and even those red ones. We are all God’s children, brother!
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Why are you asking us? Do libs ALWAYS have to have outside validation?? Be bold, man!
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 7:58 PM
Is “black trash” a term? Should we vote on it and make it one here and now?
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Good question since you are the only one here who approved calling whites “white trash” and blacks “black trash.”
With that in mind, I’m simply trying to ascertain how you would classify black California voters who voted for Ogabe but also for Prop 8.
Anytime you’re ready.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Speaking of trash, hello Megan. The line starts two blocks down.
MaiDee on June 8, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Bible thumping, white trash.
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Hey, Brian Austin Green was great in “Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles.” For that, well…. I guess he deserves Megan Fox….. NOOO!!!!
zerodamage on June 8, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Wow. Now you’re just reaching. There are trash of every color — if not, that would be racist.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:59 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:57 PM
You really are a piece of work . . . Did God say “Love thy neighbor as long as he is a Democrat?”
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 8:00 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 7:48 PM
You ignore the entire argument, this is why liberlisim will eventually fail and always has failed. Nobody can take you seriously once you are confronted with a serious point about the folly of your thinking and you pretend they said something else. Oh well, you seemed like a lively one who was just a little misinformed but you won’t respond to my actual main point.
Mord on June 8, 2009 at 8:00 PM
As if that vapid bimbo had any room to talk…
Dark-Star on June 8, 2009 at 8:00 PM
From the party of tolerance, ladies, and gents. I see all the standard talking points here, and the sudden emegence, when one feels threatened by current events.
As for the comment about Miss Prejean….it is correct. A majority in this country, are against gay marriage. Even Obama!
capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 8:00 PM
So, Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice are “black trash”…how do your intellectual credentials stack up against theirs?
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:01 PM
We like things done democratically, without the aid of Katherine Harris.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 8:01 PM
She can’t have me, not with that lack of brain power and lack of tolerance she displayed.
Besides, even if she could have me, my hot kentucky fiance would kill us both and I’m not sure which one she would end in a more gruesome fashion. So yeah, she can’t have me ;)
aikidoka on June 8, 2009 at 8:02 PM
In all fairness, no one said he was perfect. But BOY…does he ever come close!!
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 8:02 PM
We like things done democratically, without the aid of Katherine Harris.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 8:01 PM
The old bitterness resurfaces. Oh man, I will admit to laughing.
So…still no answer?
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 8:03 PM
cs89 on June 8, 2009 at 8:05 PM
No, you just need validation. It’s called “lack of conviction”. “Lack of courage”. Come on, use the term if you feel so moved.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Or big foot, or skunk ape, or nessie. Or any other myth.
Now ACORN on the other hand…
ClassicCon on June 8, 2009 at 8:05 PM
Is this sarcasm? I’m hoping even libs aren’t actually this dumb.
cs89 on June 8, 2009 at 8:06 PM
We got a smart one here, fellas.
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
I’m not going to pay to see her…I’ll just wait for Blockbuster online to send it to me…
CCRWM on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
If you think you’re convincing anyone, think again. If you think you’re fooling anyone, it is only yourself, son.
capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Tell that to the gay mafia and leftards. They are the ones who thought her opinion was so important and so influential they tried to crucify her and her family.
And any one finishing up her degree in Special Education and who regularly performs volunteer service with special ed kids, is not vacuous.
If you were not vacuous yourself, you would know that.
Blake on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Is this sarcasm? I’m hoping even libs aren’t actually this dumb.
cs89 on June 8, 2009 at 8:06 PM
Crap in one hand, hope in the other….
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
Really?? Well then maybe you’re JUST the lib to explain to me how Obamanomics is geared toward high public-sector employment, increased tax revenues and increased income. I was waiting for that answer in another thread.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:08 PM
Smart a$$ doesn’t count.
capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 8:09 PM
dcwvu on June 8, 2009 at 8:07 PM
So you admit you’re a troll?
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 8:09 PM
*ooops, I meant “PRIVATE sector employment”. “employment” and “public sector” just seems to go well with “Obamanomics”.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Repeat after me: Gore lost; Bush won. No matter how many times you say differently, it does not change the fact that Bush had more votes than Gore. If you aren’t over it 9 years later, you are seriously delusional.
Blake on June 8, 2009 at 8:10 PM
Miss California answered a question at a pagent. That answer was foisted on the public, by the dimwit Perez. Big difference here.
capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 8:10 PM
There, that’s better.
infidel4life on June 8, 2009 at 8:11 PM
I’ll repeat it just for you, dcwvu, so you can explain to a trashy type like myself:
Really?? Well then maybe you’re JUST the lib to explain to me how Obamanomics is geared toward high PRIVATE-sector employment, increased tax revenues and increased income. I was waiting for that answer in another thread.
Come on, dcwvu. You can make it several separate posts if required.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:11 PM
You won’t get an answer, wvu painted himself into a corner about fifty times on this thread, now he’s going to slink on outta here.
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 8:11 PM
Nobody’s gonna give me props for a Playboy/Iowahawk combo callback joke?
Oh C’MON!
ScottMcC on June 8, 2009 at 8:13 PM
*I’ll wager dcwvu has left the building*
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:14 PM
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:14 PM
And thank you very much!
Ryan Gandy on June 8, 2009 at 8:15 PM
ROFL…yeah.
ddrintn on June 8, 2009 at 8:16 PM
I guess the last two groups that it’s ok to be bigoted and prejudiced against are Christians and Southerners.
Capitalist Infidel on June 8, 2009 at 8:17 PM
Damn…. :-(
I can’t wait till she ages and has nothing left but memories…
Tim Burton on June 8, 2009 at 8:18 PM
I HATE HOLLYWOOD, BUT I HAVE AN IMAGE THAT GETS ME THROUGH THEIR COLLATERAL DUTIES OF SPEWING CRAP.
You’re at the zoo. You’re watching the monkeys. One of them throws crap at you. Do you get upset with the monkey? Nope. It’s a monkey there for your entertainment. Megan Fox, Tim Robbins, and Alec Baldwin are monkeys on TV that dance for my entertainment. I may not agree with them throwing their crap around, but I’ll stay amused just like I stay amused when a monkey does something funny.
CFL on June 8, 2009 at 8:19 PM
I’ll never understand the fascination with her, she looks like every other adult film star. Am I wrong here?
Ingenue on June 8, 2009 at 8:19 PM
I” wager dcwvu is an ignoramous.
daesleeper on June 8, 2009 at 8:20 PM
What about Federalists?
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Of course, everyone in the world hates the two greatest people groups in the world. I’d hate them to if I wasn’t at least one of them (and in my heart of hearts, both of them).
Tim Burton on June 8, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Wow.. Meghan Fox is a bimbo… Shocking. I’m sorry boys but you don’t get both brains and looks.
Illinidiva on June 8, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Ms California was asked a specific question about same sex marriage. This dimwit was asked a question was asked a question about her stupid movie and she went off on a bigoted rant.
I’d ask if you can tell the difference but, from what I’ve seen from you so far, I already know the answer.
landshark on June 8, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Sure you do. Piper Perabo, for example. Mira Sorvino. Hedy Lamarr.
DrSteve on June 8, 2009 at 8:38 PM
Sure you do. Piper Perabo, for example. Mira Sorvino. Hedy Lamarr.
DrSteve on June 8, 2009 at 8:38 PM
“That’s HEDLEY!”
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 8:43 PM
Dear Megan:
I know you won’t find this very difficult to do, because I believe you’re very experienced:
SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE, OFTEN AND HARD!
byteshredder on June 8, 2009 at 8:46 PM
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