Megan Fox: If only we didn’t have these white-trash Bible-beating hillbillies in middle America
posted at 6:15 pm on June 8, 2009 by Allahpundit
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So says the girl from Tennessee who’s covered with garish tattoos. Sigh.
Our straight male readers may consider this further proof of the cardinal rule of atheism: Anyone you worship is bound to let you down eventually.
The “Transformers” bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates — reluctantly — what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Like Karl says, at least she’s consistent. Bartering with Megatron is precisely what a lefty would do. (Without preconditions!) I guess it’s comforting to know at least that she has a long career in Hollywood ahead of her. Exit question one: How seriously should we take the opinion of a woman who could have any man in the world and settles for the nerd from “90210″? Exit question two: “Transformers” boycott? Eh, I’ll believe it when I see it. You’re not saying no to those cutoffs, dude.
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It’s easy to boycott Transformers; the first one stunk, and Megan Fox didn’t help. For the life of me, I don’t understand what the heck John Turturro is doing in these films besides embarrassing himself.
Dumbest. Dialogue. Evah.
Ed Morrissey on June 8, 2009 at 6:13 PM
PS. Good thing Fox is so tolerant, unlike all of those Americans in the Midwest she hates.
Ed Morrissey on June 8, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Whatever.
She is pretty hot
But the ridiculous “ugh — I’m so f*cking hot” faces she makes in every picture of her is a turn off.
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I won’t boycott Transformers.
I’ll just scream an obscenity when she first comes on screen
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Funny how much the left hates people then projects its because we hate them.
Just because I think a gay union is a different thing than a hetero marrage I deserve to be hated ?
The true hatrid and intollerance comes from the other side.
William Amos on June 8, 2009 at 6:18 PM
seriously
go google photos
every face in all the photos is her making some stupid half squinty — oh my hotness is reflecting off that car – face.
its obnoxious
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Screw her and Transformers….
My kids and I will not see this scrap heap.
izoneguy on June 8, 2009 at 6:19 PM
No boycott necessary. The first one was so bad, I don’t want to see the second one.
I can see why Brian Austin Green broke up with her, now.
Nethicus on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Oh Megan, haven’t you figured it out?
Nobody knew who you were a few short years ago and the only reason they do is because of how you look in those shorts and that top. Nobody cares what you think, honey.
Just keep bouncing around, looking pretty, and don’t talk about things you know nothing about.
We have the girls of “The View” for that.
NC Cop on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Am I surprised? Nope. Not a bit.
I knew there was no brain in there, so even being that she’s marginally pretty I’d pass on this idiot biatch.
I’d much rather drool on the shoes of Mila Jojovitch (sp?)
I just hope SHE isn’t an idiot lib.
Spiritk9 on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Thank you for that, Miss MENSA.
hillbillyjim on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
At least she’s an honest Lefty.
Asher on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
It could of been worse,
she could of been a blonde!!
canopfor on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
I may be a white Bible beating hillbilly in middle America, but I be damned if I am trash…
d1carter on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Hey Ed– You ever going to tell us what the song was in the TOTUS piece?
Nethicus on June 8, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Who gives sh!t what she has to say. Just another bimbo. When are we going to stop even caring what an actor has to say about anything.
dpierson on June 8, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Ed you are quashing Allah’s hopes and aspirations on the “Fox”. Besides, you can’t bash transformers… many of your readers are OF that ERA!
The poor guy has these crushes and gets crushed in the end.
Which Transformers would Allah be? StarScream?
upinak on June 8, 2009 at 6:21 PM
She’s not really hot, you know that, right, Allah?
myrenovations on June 8, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Oh..who cares?
therightwinger on June 8, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Agreed. I didn’t think the first Transformers was all that great to begin with. Way to long and Shia labeouf character was just annoying. I’ll watch it on video when it comes out.
Lance Murdock on June 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Boom. And just like that, my Twitter account is linked on the front page of Hotair. Yes yes you can touch me. I said who wants to f*cking touch me!
Jeff M (Formerly Jeff_McAwesome) on June 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Oops. My mistake. According to Wikipedia, they’re still together.
Nethicus on June 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Does this little Mensa candidate realize that the primary people who buy tickets to Bruckheimer “let’s blow sh*t up” movies are said “white trash, Bible beating hillbillies”?
Moron.
Reminds me of the Dixie Chicks biting the hands that feeds them….
mjk on June 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM
She is soooo hot and sooooo dumb – An all to common coupling in Hollywood.
Scrappy on June 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Not that it’s a good metric, but how many oscars is it going to get if I fail to Boycott it?
fronclynne on June 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM
This woman tries so hard to be edgy. She is a poser and a wannabe Angelina. I am waiting for her to adopt a child from a foreign nation.
jencab on June 8, 2009 at 6:23 PM
The chick is a known slut who’s likely been filled out like a credit application, so her saying that is no surprise.
DethMetalCookieMonst on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
P.S. They’re are an awful lot of “white trash bible beating hillbillies” that vote Democrat.
therightwinger on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Yeah Megan… make fun of the people who pay a fortune to see your bad acting in crap movies. You are so clever…
lexhamfox on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Just another uneducated idiot on the left coast. What a surprise.
txag92 on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
P.S. I don’t really believe that people in flyover country are white trash Bible beating Hillbillies. I’m just repeating her idiotic statement….
mjk on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Transformers!
The Camero is the star of the movie!!
canopfor on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
“middle America”… Where are these middle Americans located? Is middle America somewhere in middle Earth? The problem with Megan Fox is she has no idea who she’s insulting or where they live. And by the way, who is Megan Fox again?
4shoes on June 8, 2009 at 6:24 PM
a hot hollywood actress is a clueless lefty.
in other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and the sun rises in the east.
at least now i know not to pay to see transformers.
homesickamerican on June 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM
I liked her before this too. :(
Well Megan, one day your looks will fade. You’ll droop, go gray, get wrinkles, and sag. Your career will be but a footnote, if that. Perhaps then, you’ll be beating your bible, praying for a boost in your career, you judgemental moron!
capejasmine on June 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM
But come see my move anyways, suckas!
SouthernGent on June 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Good for a ride
Not for a cruise.
(good to have a fling with — not to date).
idk how guys are in relationships with brick walls like this girl
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM
BTW, she is confirmed “bi”. Will the sane gays (and there are many, MANY out there) please tell the more extreme of the gays to STFU!!!!
DethMetalCookieMonst on June 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Clearly, there’s only one thing that can settle this. A jello wrestling match with Carrie Prejean on pay-per-view.
trubble on June 8, 2009 at 6:26 PM
If “all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America” stop buying movie tickets, megan fox would just be pretty face with tatoos. Careful Megan, Al Gore turned his back on the hillbilly’s and we voted him off our island!
TN Mom on June 8, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Apology in 3, 2, 1…
Patrick on June 8, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Middle America is somewhere between Europe and Hawaii I think.
And Megan….she’s just a dumb blonde in a brunette costume.
Spiritk9 on June 8, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Here is a quote from yet another Hollywood dolt on my “Why Should I Care What You Think” list:
“Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.”
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 6:27 PM
So when is the Prejean vs Fox deathmatch?
Mrrrrreeeeeooowwww!
Scrappy on June 8, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Related news: SCOTUS rejects challenge to “don’t ask, don’t tell”
It’s been quite a Monday, hasn’t it?
Timothy S. Carlson on June 8, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Another genius from Hollywood speaks. She won’t ingratiate herself with the anyone making movies with that crap. Why would anyone want to give a job to a moron that attempts to alienate 1/2 of the potential audience for the film? She is interchangeable with any number of other Hollywood whores, she is only hastening her own expiration date.
echosyst on June 8, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Ha! You don’t barter with Megatron.
What a dummy!
NTWR on June 8, 2009 at 6:28 PM
Speaking of white trash…..
Terrye on June 8, 2009 at 6:28 PM
great minds….
Scrappy on June 8, 2009 at 6:30 PM
NO WAY!
I have long ago become comfortable with putting aside politics when I walk into a theater. Otherwise, it would be tuff finding good movies to watch.
That and I just assume they are all libtards so I am never let down when it is confirmed.
Joe Caps on June 8, 2009 at 6:30 PM
I can’t decide if that is an unfortunate or fortunate choice of words when speaking about MFox.
Mallard T. Drake on June 8, 2009 at 6:30 PM
A story as old as dating itself…she goes and spoils the hotness by opening her mouth and talking. No matter how hot you think she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her, um, schtick.
I’m glad the hot brainy (and classy!) ones are on this side of the aisle.
ornery_independent on June 8, 2009 at 6:30 PM
Only if she has brains and can act otherwise her shelf life is about 5 to 10 years tops.
And with the advances in CGI (that Transformers depends so much upon) pretty soon the movies won’t need her – uh, talents – at all.
PackerBronco on June 8, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Does movie-making California (Prop 8) also count as “middle America”?
ornery_independent on June 8, 2009 at 6:32 PM
im unsure as well
blatantblue on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Courage.
Sincerely,
Dan Rather
thirteen28 on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Yeah, that’s why I go to Transformers… political commentary.
Bless her heart.
simon on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
And she’s what? High school drop out, tats all over her body, 50-50 chance she will OD before age 30, white trash from Florida? Megan doth protests too much!
Blake on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Scum.
rplat on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Guns. Clingers. She left out the gun clingers. Those could somehow affect the outcome of her requested purge.
Yoop on June 8, 2009 at 6:33 PM
I remember a time when a woman with THAT many tatoos could ONLY be found at the circus.
My collie says:
Resistance is futile, collie.
Out: GOP
In: POG
(Pathetic Old Geezers- for those of you that were wondering)
CyberCipher on June 8, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Career over.
She’s dead to me, as is every movie she does from here on out.
Gregor on June 8, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I know the nerd from 90210 better now as the badass from the Terminator series.
frankj on June 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Sigh… now I’ll have to think of this when I see her leaning over that motorcycle.
AbaddonsReign on June 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Nature compensates when you lack in one area you are gifted in another. Case in point. Ms. Fox has diarrhea of the mouth and no brains, but she is obviously hot. When her beauty fades she will still be a stupid woman with a dirty mouth.
Kuffar on June 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Meh. That’s what gagballs are for.
Kid from Brooklyn on June 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM
Megan Fox is hot, but not so hot that she couldn’t be replaced with someone found on a 5 minute trip to any beach community.
progressoverpeace on June 8, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Two words: Liz Taylor
Mr_Magoo on June 8, 2009 at 6:36 PM
And Megan Fox hails from….
TENNESSEE. Really!
Pretty, all right…. pretty dumb.
So, if her mommy and daddy get divorced, are they still brother and sister????
n0doz on June 8, 2009 at 6:37 PM
What does this bimbo have against honest, hard working, Christian Americans?
She sounds rather ignorant to me!
GFW on June 8, 2009 at 6:37 PM
It is after all National LGBT month, and I hear she is Bi.Must really feel confident that we all think like her. Sorry Megan but that ain’t entirely so.And by the way, I get the Gay, Lesbian,and even Trans gender life style being maybe from Birth, but Bi-sexual? To me that is just being deviant.Could be I’m wrong about that but I don’t think so.
sandee on June 8, 2009 at 6:37 PM
I’ve started taking a page from the liberal playbook and blowing lefties comments out of proportion. So the new meme is that Megan Fox gave an interview stating she wished Christians and Midwesterners were killed.
Maybe Jews too, she didn’t clarfiy if the Torah was included in the “Bible-beating.”
Seriously though, she makes money looking hot, not for having opinions. Who cares.
BakerAllie on June 8, 2009 at 6:37 PM
She speaks?
Temporary heartache.
JammieWearingFool on June 8, 2009 at 6:37 PM
I wonder if AP told Tapper and Levy on twitter, “watch what happens when I post this.” What a cool mofo.
V15J on June 8, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Can’t believe I’m saying this but, I have to stick up for Brian Austin Green. He made me a fan with his work on the Sarah Connor Chronicles and in interviews he comes across as a genuinely nice guy who is thankful to be working at all.
Codec717 on June 8, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Why does Allahpundit qualify as some kind of political commentator? He ought to be working for Tiger Beat or even People magazine, though the latter might be a bit too upscale for him.
atheling on June 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(cough cough deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!
Defector01 on June 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Obviously she attended the ‘Sean Penn/Susan Sarandon School of Acting’……………….
Seven Percent Solution on June 8, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Exclusive Photo: Megan Fox immediately after negotiating with Megatron.
John on June 8, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Note to Megatron: those hillbilly folks are the ones with guns, military training, and the guts to wanna get it on!
littleguy on June 8, 2009 at 6:41 PM
We’re not paying you to think, baby.
Chuck Schick on June 8, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Well, at least we know PR work is not in her future. Good grief. I wonder if the movie studio stands by her comments?
elduende on June 8, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Why Megan? Why?
theguardianii on June 8, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Than your films would make about 100 grand and you`d be in the s**thouse. I watch for the robots, explosions and all that. I`ve have a gf who`s got a brain and a body.
ThePrez on June 8, 2009 at 6:43 PM
meh…she aint all that, and the smallness of her mind makes any physical beauty a moot point.
NY Conservative on June 8, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Hey… whatever makes it easier for her to get down with that whole lesbian orgy thing I’ve been hoping for.
If the hillbillies are standing in the way, they’ve got to go.
12thMonkey on June 8, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Tramp.
D2Boston on June 8, 2009 at 6:44 PM
What a waste! Such a beautiful exterior matched with a hideously ugly inside.
I will never understand why these people continue to say such asinine things, after watching idiots like the Dixie Chicks ruin their careers.
Just entertain us, flaunt your hot body and STFU!
TampaBayBull on June 8, 2009 at 6:44 PM
Clearly she is decepticon filth. Oh sure, Hotrod over there looks shiny on the outside, but inside she’s a soulless beast. Fortunately she only transforms under the light of a camera.
BKennedy on June 8, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Sorry for asking the obvious, but how is this a heartache for “Allahpundit”, since, from what I’ve read on these boards, she is uttering his sentiments to the letter?
Phildorex on June 8, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Professor Meghan also said this:
“Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
Megs, do you even realize how many times you hit the nail on the head in that statement?
Bishop on June 8, 2009 at 6:45 PM
…then we’d be soooo sophisticated…
Thank goodness their stupid mouths can be plastered shut.
Schadenfreude on June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Who would I want in the trenches next to me to battle robots from another planet here to kill us?
A.white trash, hillbilly, gun totting, super bible-beating people in Middle America?
B.Elite Arugula eating, anti weapon,bike riding,sissy-fied, Nihilist?
I’ll take A please.
See how far those “B” types get you Ms. Fox.
portlandon on June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Bite me, you loser! You couldn’t act your way out of a paper bag. Go back to your hole!
hopefloats on June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Wow white trash calling out other white trash! What is this world coming too?
xler8bmw on June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
The fact that she took a question about what she would say to Megatron and politicized it is pretty hilarious. Maybe next week she can talk about how the bailouts would be neccessary to stop Cobra Commander.
BakerAllie on June 8, 2009 at 6:46 PM
LOL You gotta be kidding me! What will she do when her good looks fade away?
TampaBayBull on June 8, 2009 at 6:47 PM
She forgot breeder. We do right good at it too. Besides, Megatron would stand a chance against a pair of Daisy Dukes.
Limerick on June 8, 2009 at 6:47 PM
Who?
MadisonConservative on June 8, 2009 at 6:47 PM
LOL.
“Ms Fox, who would win this battle: My little Ponies or CareBears?”
portlandon on June 8, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Let me repay her in some way.
lavell12 on June 8, 2009 at 6:48 PM
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