One of Iowahawk’s greatest hits from last December, cynically recycled a few days ago to remind you that he knew the GM meltdown was coming. Dude, I swear to you, I’ve seen these cars on the road already in NYC. They look slightly different — more like this, actually — but the salient fact remains that I could total one of them by taking a running start and diving into the hood. None of you guys own one of these two-seat nightmares yet, do you? I feel obliged to wait and not buy mine until the feds have seized the entire industry.