And speaking of Michelle and that “hotness” factor, well our Michelle is the featured conservative woman of the month, June 2009, on my beautiful Clare Boothe Luce calendar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZMSEBREcX4&feature=channel_page

It also picks up on the DHS’ vague report on right-wing “extremists”

Yes, the vague report which predicted exactly what occurred yesterday in Kansas.

Tom_Shipley on June 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM

Boy, this thread really does have a lot of hilarious comments!

Congratulations, Ed!
If there are black vans or black Dodge chargers parked on your street, you might be on DHS’ list.

kingsjester on June 1, 2009 at 9:39 AM

GOOD NEWS!!
the aforementioned “black” vehicles will now be replaced by government motors “pelosi” model,rated at 26 hp and as visible as it gets. don’t worry Ed, you will see them a mile away, and can probably outrun them on a bicycle.

Are you still sure you want that?

platypus on June 1, 2009 at 1:55 PM

Ack, beware the forward button BEWARE THE FORWARD BUTTON!!

- The Cat

P.S. Keep going, you’ll see what I mean.

Can’t they make a robot of Megyn Kelly?

blatantblue on June 1, 2009 at 9:56 AM

Are you still sure you want that?

Dave R. on June 1, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Thank you for saying, what I couldn’t, in HA-acceptable prose.

The four-letter words I would have used to describe the hypocrisy of that ilk would have gotten me a “getalife” boot.

It also picks up on the DHS’ vague report on right-wing “extremists”

Yes, the vague report which predicted exactly what occurred yesterday in Kansas.

Tom_Shipley on June 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM

Bite me, Shipley.

You brain-damaged lefties have no sense of proportion whatsoever. Of course, that is what happens when linear logic is beyond your capabilities.

You and your ilk care nothing for the 40 million plus unborn children that have been slaughtered in this country in the name of convenience.

You also have little or nothing to say about your precious, morally equivalent (in your twisted, diseased minds) Muslim friends who strap bombs on 10 year old’s and send them running into crowded shopping areas.

You will have nothing to say about the increase in highway deaths that will result once GM and Chrysler CEO Obama start forcing people into minuscule government-issued transportation appliances when they start encountering much larger vehicles on the highways of America.

And you will have nothing to say when medical care is denied to the elderly under you precious messiah and his hideous socialized medical care plan.

Take your sanctimonious, hypocritical BS somewheres else.

-Dave

And yes…I DO want a cookie.

Great work ED and Chris, it’s always fun to see 2 great tastes that go great together!

How can you take Chris’ assertion that you aren’t as hot as Michelle???

You gotta…uh, you gotta,… well, I’m not exactly sure what you gotta do, but whatever it is, it’s going to involve a lot of liposuction.

Yes, the vague report which predicted exactly what occurred yesterday in Kansas.

Tom_Shipley on June 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM

You mean the post-natal abortion?

We don’t lump you and yours in with left wing loones how about the same respect.

Cindy Munford on June 1, 2009 at 11:38 AM

That is not the way their world-view works. Always expect hypocrisy from liberals like that one and you will not be disappointed.

Shipley will work a reference, concerning that incident, into every thread on HA that he visits today. Bet on it.

Tom_Shipley on June 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM

We don’t lump you and yours in with left wing loones how about the same respect.

It also picks up on the DHS’ vague report on right-wing “extremists”

Yes, the vague report which predicted exactly what occurred yesterday in Kansas.

Tom_Shipley on June 1, 2009 at 11:11 AM

I guarantee that the level of left wing activist violence and murder is far higher than the right wing, given the eco terrorism which is the most prevalent form of domestic terrorism.

That still doesn’t justify the murder of Tiller, and unlike the ROP, I will UNEQUIVOCALLY denounce ANY act of violence and murder done in the name of the Pro-Life movement.

Tiller didn’t need to face man’s judgement, when the One Judge who (to tweak the libs and atheists who read this) outranks even the SCOTUS AND Obama would put him and all other child murdering “doctors” on trial for a lot more than their lives…

Abortion is murder, but so is murder.

Biceps or no biceps.

It also picks up on the DHS’ vague report on right-wing “extremists”

Yes, the vague report which predicted exactly what occurred yesterday in Kansas.

I want my very own hot Michelle Malkin, and I don’t want to wait 2 years. She got any twin sisters with really bad taste in men?

Daggett on June 1, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Jesse Malkin is no fool. I’ve got my very own little 99 lb. Filipina gal. Getting hitched to her is the smartest thing that I ever did.

My collie says:

Yeah. Besides — Alec Balwin went out of his way to diss Filipinas with his “mail-order bride” remark. If Baldwin disses them, how much more evidence do you NEED to know that marrying a Filipina is a SMART thing to do?

Michelle’s hotness factor only lasts two more years? I’m sure she’ll be glad to know that.

Welcome to 40, Michelle.

BigD on June 1, 2009 at 8:53 AM

I rather doubt that. Michelle looks at least 20 years younger than her actual age. I attribute that to conservative living :). Really. Check out all the Hollywood type women who live the lib life of drugs, partying and promiscuity who need Botox and plastic surgery at 25…

I’m 36, unmarried, and trust me, I’d far rather end up with someone between 35-40 than 20-25.

Except that they’re not very good at going down stairs.

Michelle is unstoppable.

And let me tell you juveniles something; to the one person who’s opinion matters, Michelle’s hotness has no expiration date.

The one true American art form. Toons, that is ;)

Congrats, and please keep us informed on the progress of Malkin 2.0

Johnson never had a hotness factor, except for his babe Sharmuta.