Quotes of the day

posted at 9:30 pm on May 30, 2009 by Allahpundit

“Gotta love the internet man, again flattered :-)”

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ForeBidden Fruit!

canopfor on May 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

nope

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

i feel dirty.

homesickamerican on May 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

GoreBiden Fruit?

GoodBoy on May 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

She would be alright…if it was 15 minutes to closing time at some bar and you were already drunk.

Mr. Joe on May 30, 2009 at 9:35 PM

So, the Meghan McCain sex tape has finally hit the internets!

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:37 PM

Doesn’t do anything for me..

Star20 on May 30, 2009 at 9:38 PM

“Gotta love the internet man, again flattered :-)”

Not even 5 minutes ago I read that on your twitter page. Came back here, and here it is up.

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:38 PM

Haven’t even watched the video, but I can say, right now, without the slightest of hesitation, that I for one do NOT want to make love to Meghan McCain. And I could go the rest of my life without ever having to say that sentence again. *shudder*.

TheQuestion on May 30, 2009 at 9:40 PM

That was so bad.

I guess his follow-up will be something equally as putrid – like a wet dream description of Mary Landrieu or Barbara Boxer.

HondaV65 on May 30, 2009 at 9:42 PM

She does have a nice rack…

Yeah, I’d hit it.

Wyznowski on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM

By the way, out of a vague sense of morbid curiosity I read some of MeggieMac’s recent tweets. Anyone else see this?

its the joe the plumber dress cause I was wearing it at the rally he came to us with – btw, I think he is the ultimate tool

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

TheQuestion on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM

Its a surreal video,of the ups and downs of Meghan
McCain,the larger than life offspring of the legendary
‘Maverick’,occasional cheap shots of Laura Ingram,and
its all wrapped up in an orgasmic smut filled romps of
unknown ecstasy of someones mind of fantasy!!(Snark).

canopfor on May 30, 2009 at 9:44 PM

Wyznowski on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Do you just what you just said???

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:44 PM

A part of me just died inside, while all the other parts were violently sick.
I made it halfway through to 1:31. Anyone beat that?

Emily M. on May 30, 2009 at 9:44 PM

Get in line!

daesleeper on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 PM

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

TheQuestion on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM

she thinks Ogabe is oobah kewl as he happily wrecks our auto industry though….so there is that.

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 PM

What? He couldn’t think of anything that rhymed with Pelosi?

Vince on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 PM

Wyznowski on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM
Do you know what you just said???

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 PM

Me thinks,Radar Love might of worked as well!!

canopfor on May 30, 2009 at 9:45 PM

On the bright side, at least Allah’s identity is finally revealed.

Emily M. on May 30, 2009 at 9:46 PM

GoreBiden Fruit?

GoodBoy on May 30, 2009 at 9:34 PM

Funny.

ladyingray on May 30, 2009 at 9:46 PM

You know that in real life she probably never shuts up. That squeaky voice going yakity-yakity-yakity-yak. It would drive a guy nuts.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:47 PM

maybe i have been single for too long, but she is pretty hot.

daesleeper on May 30, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Allah, is she trying to get back to you? Just remember to say no. She broke your heart before. Don’t give in!!!

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:48 PM

You know that in real life she probably never shuts up. That squeaky voice going yakity-yakity-yakity-yak. It would drive a guy nuts.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:47 PM

I hear she is a huge(literally) Dbacks fan

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:50 PM

She would be alright…if it was 15 minutes to closing time at some bar and you were already drunk.

Mr. Joe on May 30, 2009 at 9:35 PM

This is one of the rare times where things would go better if she were drunk. It would remove her ability to do anything but mumble.

blubber, blubber…….blubber…big tent…..blubber…blubber….daddy…

DFCtomm on May 30, 2009 at 9:52 PM

Why no photo of the uber-fat donk Michael Moore? And she is FAT!

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

This is one of the rare times where things would go better if she were drunk. It would remove her ability to do anything but mumble.

blubber, blubber…….blubber…big tent…..blubber…blubber….daddy…

DFCtomm on May 30, 2009 at 9:52 PM

QFT….

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

maybe i have been single for too long, but she is pretty hot.

I’d take her to the county fair.

ninjapirate on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

She said something on Colbert about being a pro at sex parties?? I haven’t listened to her since.

Ted Torgerson on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Wasn’t one McCain enough of a punishment for America? Can’t she take one for the team and just try to stay out of the limelight like that nice Ashley Biden girl?

18-1 on May 30, 2009 at 9:54 PM

Why no photo of the uber-fat donk Michael Moore? And she is FAT!

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

on the bright side she’d be useful in a hurricane…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:54 PM

She said something on Colbert about being a pro at sex parties?? I haven’t listened to her since.

Ted Torgerson on May 30, 2009 at 9:53 PM

she sells Doc Johnson brand oil and toys and tupperware….

“miltitasking”

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:55 PM

She would be alright…if it was 15 minutes to closing time at some bar that no one knows you at and you were already drunk.

Mr. Joe on May 30, 2009 at 9:35 PM

thomasaur on May 30, 2009 at 9:56 PM

by the way AP that pic of her on the front of this reminds me of Col. Kurtz the 300 pound lunger….

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:57 PM

make sure to bring lots of flour.

chasdal on May 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Someone should tell this dummy that Ingraham works out and the only way ChubChub could hurt her is if she sat on her. And if this guy tried to come at her, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ingraham is packing heat. Make her day.

And I wouldn’t compare ChubChub’s brains to Ingrahams.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Meghan McCankles!

BTW racistsforobama, the ideal is “CGWBT,” not “Stupid Girl With Big Everything.”

TMK on May 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM

make sure to bring lots of flour.

chasdal on May 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Peroxide, you pour it on her and stay away from the foamy spots.

thomasaur on May 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM

Man, she really has huge knockers. I see a breast reduction in her future. That must be the attraction: AP is a breast man.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Not even with YOUR penile implant.
no thanks, no way, no how.

Spiritk9 on May 30, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Holy Cow! She is a Corn Fed Little Girl! What a stupid song. Don’t think she could even take a swipe at Laura. Allah, I thought you divorced her? You can do better. To funny to watch.

sheebe on May 30, 2009 at 10:03 PM

yall shouldn’t be talkin bout AP’s lady like dat…

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:03 PM

Peroxide, you pour it on her and stay away from the foamy spots.

thomasaur on May 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM

You sir, win at the internets.

Spiritk9 on May 30, 2009 at 10:04 PM

make sure to bring lots of flour.

chasdal on May 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM

I was going to say that, but you beat me to it. :)

sheebe on May 30, 2009 at 10:04 PM

you know half of these comments make this place look like HuffPo…

you people should take a look in the mirror and ask yourselves if you like what you see…

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM

To quote Woody Allen, “Not even if it would help the space program.”

Terry_Dyne on May 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM

I’d take her to the county fair.

BTW, before anyone accuses me of saying something derogatory, I’m just talking about going to the tractor pull and sharing funnel cake and snow cones.

ninjapirate on May 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM

you know half of these comments make this place look like HuffPo…

you people should take a look in the mirror and ask yourselves if you like what you see…

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM

Come on…consider the topic. It’s a disgusting RINO just prancing around like a line of ducks in front of a legion of popguns.

Spiritk9 on May 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Meghan McCankles!

TMK on May 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM

As a woman, I am offended and LMAO at the same time.

txag92 on May 30, 2009 at 10:08 PM

She ain’t always right, but I like MegsMac.

Something tells me daddy would be less than happy with that vid tho

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:08 PM

you know half of these comments make this place look like HuffPo…

you people should take a look in the mirror and ask yourselves if you like what you see…

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM

My dear german Steve Rogers impersonator….

she brags abouther sexual prowess while feigning being a “rising pundit”….

there is little we can do to embarass her or ourselves more than she already has.

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Allah, is she trying to get back to you? Just remember to say no. She broke your heart before. Don’t give in!!!

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Too late! She’s moving back to NYC.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:09 PM

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM

Anyone that spells America with a ‘K’ belongs at Huffpo.

thomasaur on May 30, 2009 at 10:09 PM

Lastly….

So, we’re to infer from this that Meghan appeals most to dumbass RINO rednecks?

Cool.

No worries then, eh AP?

Spiritk9 on May 30, 2009 at 10:10 PM

I think I’m not going to watch this one. I just ate.

LibTired (KO) on May 30, 2009 at 10:11 PM

I hear she is a huge(literally) Dbacks fan

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 9:50 PM

Forbidden!

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:11 PM

you know half of these comments make this place look like HuffPo…

Kaptain Amerika on May 30, 2009 at 10:05 PM

Particularly your oh-so pedestrian “hypersensitized comment in defense of a liberal” comment.

TMK on May 30, 2009 at 10:12 PM

Forbidden!

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:11 PM

Verboten!

Heh you have to admit that, deal a meal, some hallucinogens, and hush money would make her *almost* tolerable

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:13 PM

From the lyrics:

In a world gone mad with dittoheads
We need Republicans with brains.

LOL WUT?

What does this have to do with Meghan?

Kensington on May 30, 2009 at 10:13 PM

What does this have to do with Meghan?

Kensington on May 30, 2009 at 10:13 PM

she is one of those “strategic geniuses” who think that by bogarting 50% of the mule agenda at 85% of the cost we winz…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM

Not even 5 minutes ago I read that on your twitter page. Came back here, and here it is up.

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 9:38 PM

Are you saying Meghan McCain is Allah? D’oh!

SouthernGent on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM

By the way, out of a vague sense of morbid curiosity I read some of MeggieMac’s recent tweets. Anyone else see this?

its the joe the plumber dress cause I was wearing it at the rally he came to us with – btw, I think he is the ultimate tool

I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

TheQuestion on May 30, 2009 at 9:43 PM

I’m curious as to how JtP qualifies as the “ultimate tool”. Just ‘coz Kos doesn’t like him, I guess.

ddrintn on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM

I never knew allahpundit could sing.

DarkKnight3565 on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM

I never knew allahpundit could sing.

DarkKnight3565 on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM

obviously a Julliard graduate…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:17 PM

SouthernGent on May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM
I was just checking out allah’s twitter page is all. No accusations from me :P

FontanaConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:20 PM

I’m just talking about going to the tractor pull and sharing funnel cake and snow cones.

ninjapirate on May 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Don’t expect to get much of the funnel cake or snow cones.

bw222 on May 30, 2009 at 10:20 PM

Don’t expect to get much of the funnel cake or snow cones.

bw222 on May 30, 2009 at 10:20 PM

to order enough to feed her and have a morsel left over you’d need a Cruiser cake not just the funnel….

ba du dum

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:22 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

how can you not see her???

I hear the shuttle guys were complimenting her sartorial bent…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:25 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

If Rush is eternally fat, so is Ms McCain.

ddrintn on May 30, 2009 at 10:27 PM

If Rush is eternally fat, so is Ms McCain.

ddrintn on May 30, 2009 at 10:27 PM

Mik’Al Moor on the other hand is svelte….

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

I posted a recent unretouched photo of her. She’s fat.

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM

BTW, before anyone accuses me of saying something derogatory, I’m just talking about going to the tractor pull and sharing funnel cake and snow cones.

ninjapirate on May 30, 2009 at 10:06 PM

Don’t worry, we know you are joking. Not like any girls actually date lefty internet nerds.

ClassicCon on May 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Fat girls will always be fat on the inside, no matter how much weight they binge/snort off.

ClassicCon on May 30, 2009 at 10:29 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM
If Rush is eternally fat, so is Ms McCain.

ddrintn on May 30, 2009 at 10:27 PM

Damn you Hot Air Rethuglicans! Why can’t you abide by our liberal double standards? Rush is a fat racist pig and Megs is off limits because name calling just isn’t nice. And forget about the trashy things we said about Carrie Prejean too. We liberals live by our own rules. Damn, don’t you get it?

hawkdriver on May 30, 2009 at 10:32 PM

Remember before Youtube when people kept their jackassery mostly to themselves?

Speedwagon82 on May 30, 2009 at 10:34 PM

You guys are just mean…

I hear the shuttle guys were complimenting her sartorial bent…

I hate to admit it, but I chuckled at that.

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:34 PM

Yeah, so do I.

Then again, I want to nail Britney Spears, too.

I have equal amounts of respect for their political views, and more respect for Britney’s career.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:36 PM

Aside from the content of the so-called “lyrics”, as a musician, I can say that that royally sucked elephant dungheaps. Oh and you stupid punk, Laura Ingraham could take you out easily, in a match of wits or muscle.

Don’t bring a Daisy air rifle to a battle of naval artillery.

Brian1972 on May 30, 2009 at 10:36 PM

hawkdriver on May 30, 2009 at 10:32 PM

Well, hello, Hawk…I realize you won’t believe me when I say I hope all is going well for you.

And that I’m no liberal.

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:36 PM

haven’t you heard? Allah is a leg man. He turns down girls with a rack. and I think Megs is moving back to New York,—this is what AP thinks of the women of said city.

I_C on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

What IS with all the “fat” jokes about Meghan??

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

I have equal amounts of respect for their political views, and more respect for Britney’s career.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:36 PM

Meghan’s career is living off mom’s fortune.

bw222 on May 30, 2009 at 10:39 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

I don’t doubt it. And not the virgins of Islamic martyr fame…or, if there is any justice, they ARE destined to be those virgins!

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:41 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

well I am either:

1) a proud 10%er

2) a cuckold

3) playing the part of Joseph to my wife’s Mary…..

I’ll engage in further analysis and report back…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Meghan’s career is living off mom’s fortune.

bw222 on May 30, 2009 at 10:39 PM

in a snse that is why she and Ogabe are soul mates….Ogabe’s just focused on a “bigger mom’s money”…

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:43 PM

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Number 2. Ask me how I know.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:43 PM

Allah is a leg man. He turns down girls with a rack.

I_C on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

So, AP is repulsed by knockers?

Blake on May 30, 2009 at 10:43 PM

No compact among men…can be pronounced everlasting and inviolable, and if I may so express myself, that no Wall of words, that no mound of parchment can be so formed as to stand against the sweeping torrent of boundless ambition on the one side, aided by the sapping current of corrupted morals on the other.

George Washington
1789 – draft of first Inaugural Address

INC on May 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Not me. Go ask your mother.

HEEEYYYYY!!!

ClassicCon on May 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM

I don’t doubt it. And not the virgins of Islamic martyr fame…or, if there is any justice, they ARE destined to be those virgins!

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:41 PM

Mee-Yow JB….I think Perez would enjoy the punishment more and is just as catty with conservatives as we are with Queen RiNO

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Have y’all seen her lately?

JetBoy on May 30, 2009 at 10:23 PM

Yep. She was helping Goodyear blow up their blimp for the Cardnals/Giants game.

TMK on May 30, 2009 at 10:45 PM

Number 2. Ask me how I know.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:43 PM

you have emissions that would qualify as a ballistic delivery system for MIRV?

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:46 PM

MAN I hope I never get that tense.

The_Lid on May 30, 2009 at 10:46 PM

Not me. Go ask your mother.

HEEEYYYYY!!!

ClassicCon on May 30, 2009 at 10:44 PM

or as they say in Ohio….”son go get me a beer…”

sven10077 on May 30, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Well, maybe 40%-50% of us manage to have kids anyway.

ddrintn on May 30, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Remember, this is the internet. 90% of the people posting are virgins.

MadisonConservative on May 30, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Did you mean to include guys that just have never been with women in the statistic or real virgins?

hawkdriver on May 30, 2009 at 10:48 PM

Why exactly is this on HotAir? Have you been hacked by teenagers? Is somebody drunk-posting? Just wondering….

RBMN on May 30, 2009 at 10:48 PM

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