Oooh-wee, oh he’s out of sight!
Everything he does, seems to come out right!

Once I went to hear him speak at a park outside of town,

I was so surprised, I was hypnotized at the words this cat
put down.

When I saw this young green guy with the world beneath his toes,

Hey I cried so hard cause he took control when they finally reached the polls. Wooh!

Hey y’all, prepare yourself for the rubber band. . . man,
Noone ever changed their mind like the rubber band . . . man,

You’re bound . . . to lose control . . .

Heh! How much of this stuff do he think we can stand?

So much rythm, grace, and debonair from ONE man? Such elasticity of opinion? Holds this way one day, the other the next? That’s the rubber band man, yeah the rubber band man. . .

That is why Demoncrates are so humorless, they have no truthful facts.

They have done some very funny stuff on that show, but not enough to merit spending much time listening on the radio (get their CD’s if you want a lot of the filler weeded out). They appear to be generally libertarian media whores who will trash Bush as an idiot to this day. I’m confident that any fun poked at Ogabe will have to come from guest comics like Mr. Morton and not from them. I will be happy to be proven wrong.

That being said, the video was accurately funny.

Wasn’t “Candy Man” originally a metaphor for a drug dealer.

Ironic.

29Victor on May 24, 2009 at 9:46 PM

Yes, Obama is the biggest pusher evah!!!!

Ironic.

Somehow I get the feeling Obama does not like being laughed at. Hope we don’t find this guy at the bottom of some lake.

It would be funnier if it wasn’t so devastatingly true.

Chaz706 on May 24, 2009 at 8:58 PM

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.
- Mark Twain

If only someone, (MB4?), could write some lyrics (or fable) around this

Kini on May 24, 2009 at 7:32 PM

Yup Our Pres. is indeed a joke!

katy on May 24, 2009 at 8:02 PM

“What’s this?” thought Barack Obama. “I can feel nothing warmer at all! That is terrible. Am I stupid? Am I a flat-earther? Am I a denier? Am I not fit to be President? That would be the most dreadful thing that could happen to me. “Oh, it is very hot!” Obama said aloud. “It has my highest approbation.” And Obama nodded in a contented way, and gazed outside, for he would not say that he felt no Global Warming. The whole entourage that he had with him looked and looked, and felt no warming, any more than the rest; but, like Barack Obama they said, “It is so hot!” and Rahm Emanuel counseled him to always say that he felt hot when he was out in public, even hotter than all the Chicago troubles were making them both feel. “It is warm, hot even!” went from mouth to mouth. On all sides there seemed to be general warming, and Barack Obama gave Al Gore the title of Imperial Master of Global Warming Science.

So Barack Obama went in procession, and every one in the streets said, “How incomparable hot it is! What a hot day it is!” No one would let it be perceived that he could not feel warming, for that would have shown that he was not fit for his office, or was very stupid or a flat-earther or a denier. No day of Barack Obama’s had ever been as hot as this one.

“But I’m freezing my ass off out here!” a little child cried out at last. “Just hear what that innocent says!” said the father: and one whispered to another what the child had said. “But it is cold out here!” said the whole people at length. That touched Barack Obama, for it seemed to him that they were right; but the thought within himself was, “I must go through with feeling all the Global Warming. I do not dare to do otherwise” And so he held himself a little higher, and his aides held on tighter than ever, and proclaimed the Global Warming which did not exist at all.

Al started a hoax. Which started the whole world thinking they were going to be a frying.
But what Al didn’t see was that the joke would be on he.
Oh, no, Al started to cry. Which started the whole world laughing.
Oh, if he’d only seen that the joke would be on he.

Oh, no, that the joke would be on he.

I give it a 9 out of 10. Easy to dance to and statistically accurate.