In referring to his Vice President, Lyndon B Johnson said, “All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.”

Slow Joe needs a lot more erasers.

On second thought, Slow Joe shouldn’t be trusted with a sharp pencil.

When Jumpin Joe says that he has seen the actual, real copy of Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soweto’s American Hawaiin birth certificate, then we know he beyond any hope…

How do you feel about foisting these losers on our country??

You went after Sarah Palin like crazy but during that interview with plugs on the bus or train (can’t tell which), he makes a huge boner and you stay right in your fourth estate/fifth column sycophant mode.

nice job idiot!!

“A friend told me that if I voted for Sarah Palin for Vice President we would end up with a bumbling, scary, insane, idiotic, moronic clown as Vice President and an incompetent idiot as President….. well.. I voted for Sarah Palin for VP and ….. guess what… MY FRIEND WAS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT IN HER PREDICTIONS!!!!… AMAZING!!”

Oh, a Jumpin Delusional Joe is just a hearbeat away from the presidency… what could possibly go wrong????

Too bad dummy wasn’t shot down…

NRA Lifer on May 21, 2009 at 9:37 AM

Even though I could totally agree… I’d hate to see innocent heroes killed along with him. I guess it’s moot, though. This incompetent boob (and his incompetent boss) is going to get a whole lot of innocent people killed.

As you know, after my recent slightly embarrassing gaff, in which I revealed that there is a top secret secured bunker in the Vice Presidential residence, I have had to be a little more careful in my off the cuff remarks. Thank goodness I did not also reveal the bunker’s highly classified entry codes, which are my birthday followed by the name of my favorite childhood pet. That would have been really embarrassing.

Vice President Joe Biden

And he will need to be replaced as VP – by someone. Someone the Obots didn’t even vote for.

Biden believes these ludicrous hallucinations and confabulates facts to fill in memory gaps – you think he is fantasizing, he thinks he is telling the truth. This joke is not going to be so funny pretty soon.

Every day Biden proves Palin’s critics were looking at the wrong joke, because the joke is Him, and America lost.

George Constanza to Jerry Steinfeld

Anyone who has a job or have been in the military should be well aware of this.

I guess that once upon a time our country was great enough to absorb the damage done by the idiots but I’m not so sure we can survive much more of them from Washington all the way down to the grass roots.

The rest of us always end up paying their way and taking up their slack. These days, it could cost us our very lives.

But, we’re always sure that while standing in the meadow chewing our collective cud that the lightning will strike that ram over there, or the wolf will eviscerate that ewe on the other side of the flock…never us.

I kind of like the way that… rolls out.