Video: Colbert mocks Meghan McCain ruthlessly for her RINOism

posted at 8:05 am on May 19, 2009 by Allahpundit

No no, I’m kidding. It’s every bit the pattycake session you’d expect, talkin’ sex and fun and jewelry and licking faces and how she’s “a lot more religious than I let on” despite her, er, anti-abstinence, pro-gay marriage attitudes. Oddly enough, Colby didn’t think to explore the fact that’s she’s pro-gun or pro-life or pro-anything else that kids who watch his show simply aren’t supposed to be.

Credit where it’s due, though: He did have the stones to ask her why she refuses to talk publicly about Sarah Palin. I’ll leave it at that to let the suspense mount.


The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Meghan McCain
colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Gay Marriage

Blowback

Note from Hot Air management: This section is for comments from Hot Air's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Hot Air management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment just because we let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with our terms of use may lose their posting privilege.

Trackbacks/Pings

Trackback URL

Comments

Comment pages: 1 2

Allahpundit back to slobbering all over the spoiled brat I see…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:07 AM

What a stupid ditz!

GrayDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:12 AM

Abstinence:

It’s realistic – it’s called personal responsibility. She just wants her rhetoric to match her libido.

Prediction: Look for little meggie to arrive before she is married.

therightscoop on May 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM

Ick….when will she go away??

becki51758 on May 19, 2009 at 8:15 AM

She really has no rhetoric…she just keeps saying crap she thinks will make her more popular because that’s what she thinks is the rave with all the cool kids….

and that’s nothing more than being completely ignorant.

Spiritk9 on May 19, 2009 at 8:15 AM

Is that huge ring supposed to make her look smaller?

Allahpundit back to slobbering all over the spoiled brat I see…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:07 AM

Actually, I’m sensing some tension. Can we hope he’s moved on?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Prediction: Look for little meggie to arrive before she is married.

therightscoop on May 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM

Ahhh, but will mini meggie call Allahpundit daddy?????

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:16 AM

AP, just let it go. She’s never gonna love you. (And the rest of us are getting really sick of these never-ending posts about her). Enough already.

AZCoyote on May 19, 2009 at 8:17 AM

I have better and more important things to think about than Mags.

I do have to say though, Allahpundit, that you are doing a bangup job holding down the fort and we appreciate that.

BigD on May 19, 2009 at 8:17 AM

Abstinence:

It’s realistic – it’s called personal responsibility. She just wants her rhetoric to match her libido.

Prediction: Look for little meggie to arrive before she is married.

therightscoop on May 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM

In Meggy’s case, I think she doesn’t believe in Abstaining from visiting an IVF clinic…

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:17 AM

Two fine people to ignore. McCain was a long shot and considering his compromising record and lack of appeal, he did much better than expected. I think there are 3 other candidates that could have displayed courage and beat the One/zero

seven on May 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Actually, I’m sensing some tension. Can we hope he’s moved on?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:16 AM

Thats not tension, it’s sexual frustration… ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Thats not tension, it’s sexual frustration… ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Oh, that leaves an ugly picture.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Ick….when will she go away??

becki51758 on May 19, 2009 at 8:15 AM

Not for a while. She is still useful to the MSM and Democrats.

Asher on May 19, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Actually, I’m sensing some tension. Can we hope he’s moved on?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:16 AM

I think he is in the process of letting go.

He’s at the angry break up song stage. Just about to enter the drawing devil horns on pictures stage.

myrenovations on May 19, 2009 at 8:19 AM

(And the rest of us are getting really sick of these never-ending posts about her). Enough already.

AZCoyote on May 19, 2009 at 8:17 AM

Yeah, I couldn’t bring myself to finish the video. Between her and Colbert I felt as though every human on earth was losing a brain cell.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:20 AM

I think he is in the process of letting go.

He’s at the angry break up song stage. Just about to enter the drawing devil horns on pictures stage.

myrenovations on May 19, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Now, that sounds like something that AP could use to boost posts. Let everyone submit their favorite photo-shopped MegMac Devil Horns picture…

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:21 AM

Allah this little damsel in distress needs rescuing. Keep fighting for her. DD

Darvin Dowdy on May 19, 2009 at 8:21 AM

Look for little meggie to arrive before she is married.

therightscoop on May 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM

That would assume someone (besides AP that is) to, er, touch her.

bikermailman on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

Meghan McCain and Colin Powell have influence in the Republican party only in the minds of Democrats. They will continue to get nods and interviews from the media in an attempt to forcibly rebrand the GOP.

BohicaTwentyTwo on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

AP, your obsession with this young woman is disturbing.

CarolynM on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

I was this stupid when I was 24. Wait no I wasn’t.

That’s what I love about Sarah. She pisses off all the right people.

Ted Torgerson on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

Now, that sounds like something that AP could use to boost posts. Let everyone submit their favorite photo-shopped MegMac Devil Horns picture…

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:21 AM

Just had to go and make a suggestion that would feed AP’s meggie meg addiction didnt you… ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

Err, you people do understand that AP is just fooling around.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Just had to go and make a suggestion that would feed AP’s meggie meg addiction didnt you… ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

Hey, if it involves photo-shop and MegMac, I’m willing to tolerate the pain. It’s worth it.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Credit where it’s due, though: He did have the stones to ask her why she refuses to talk publicly about Sarah Palin. I’ll leave it at that to let the suspense mount.

Credit where credit is due? You do realize why he asked that question, right?

DethMetalCookieMonst on May 19, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Err, you people do understand that AP is just fooling around.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Do you realize that we might be fooling around? It’s kind of an inside joke.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Err, you people do understand that AP is just fooling around.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:23 AM

No, actually he is just fantasizing about fooling around (with Meggie)…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:24 AM

She is as dumb as a rock.

jencab on May 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM

She is as dumb as a rock.

jencab on May 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM

Hey now, she went to Columbia… She is at least as smart as a box of rocks.

myrenovations on May 19, 2009 at 8:27 AM

She is as dumb as a rock.

jencab on May 19, 2009 at 8:25 AM

How dare you………. You apologize to those poor rocks right this second then go wash your keyboard out with soap. Those poor rocks have done nothing to deserve having their reputation denigrated in such a vicious and insulting manner…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:27 AM

And more confusion from the Mutiny Tour of
Meghan McCain,the ongoing,neverending attempt
at re-tooling the Republican Party,the McCain
way!!(Sarc).

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:28 AM

I thought we agreed herein no more Meghan McCain stories? What’s the attraction between Allahpundit and above-named blonde bubblehead? Can we at least set some percentage standards here; ten (10) pro SARAH PALIN stories for every one (1) Meghan McCain story? At least when Allahpundit was lusting over iPhone the subject was interesting…

IntheNet on May 19, 2009 at 8:28 AM

Please, somebody fix her up with a steady boyfriend — if only to keep her occupied and out of the public arena.

Barb Dwyer on May 19, 2009 at 8:28 AM

Please, somebody fix her up with a steady boyfriend — if only to keep her occupied and out of the public arena.

Barb Dwyer on May 19, 2009 at 8:28 AM

SpongeBob is dating a squid already.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:24 AM

I don’t know sometimes AP gets so much grief that I am beginning to think people take it seriously.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:30 AM

I don’t know sometimes AP gets so much grief that I am beginning to think people take it seriously.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:30 AM

I think some people do sincerely get frustrated by some of his posts. They’d prefer the focus be on something else – more serious.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:31 AM

My only questions is, would it be worth the money to be stuck with her for the rest of your life?

I couldn’t take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother’s grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don’t think that I can really survive
I’ll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I’m praying for the end of time
It’s all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:31 AM

I’d tap it.

angryed on May 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM

I don’t know sometimes AP gets so much grief that I am beginning to think people take it seriously.

Gaurav on May 19, 2009 at 8:30 AM

AP is like the old punk band “The Clash”… He thrives on grief and anger… They are his version of coffee and toast for breakfast… ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM

Me thinks,AllahPundit is running a Physc-Ops,
and is running Meghan posts to bamboozle the
Liberals into believing McCain has a shot in
the GOP!

But there’s one hurdle,Meghan has to go through
SaraCuda,and it won’t be pretty!(Snark).

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:35 AM

I’d tap it.

angryed on May 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM

You couldn’t afford to tap it even if you could afford to tap it.

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:35 AM

HotAir has an odd fascination with Ms. McCain.

Very odd.

jake-the-goose on May 19, 2009 at 8:36 AM

Give Allahpundit some respect. It has been a couple of days since our last edition of Adventures With Meghan.

And he did not hesitate to post about her DYKWIA moment. That probably hurt quite a bit.

I am willing to help him on his journey to let go.

myrenovations on May 19, 2009 at 8:37 AM

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:35 AM

Bad canopfor, bad canopfor…. I just had the visual image of SaraCuda reclining on a Meghan McCain skin rug in the Oval office… Oh dear I am soooo in trouble for sharing that…. ;p

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:38 AM

Who gives a damn about Meghan McCain?

therightwinger on May 19, 2009 at 8:38 AM

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:32 AM

Should I stay or should I go

Darling you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I’ll be here ’til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
You’re happy when I’m on my knees
One day is fine, next day is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:38 AM

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:38 AM

ROTFLMAO….. ;)

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:39 AM

Interesting how Megan tries to take on Bristol’s message of abstinance. This coming from a young woman who has been campaigning for the last two years and has recently said that she did not date during the campaign. Its almost like she keeps advertising that she is ready, willing and able.

texasconserv on May 19, 2009 at 8:40 AM

Rock The Casbah

Best 80s video evah!

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:40 AM

Best 80s video evah!

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:40 AM

Man were those guys ahead of the curve on that one…. Sharia dont like it….

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM

I am willing to help him on his journey to let go.

myrenovations on May 19, 2009 at 8:37 AM

Any good break-up music?

Oh, AP, I liked Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. Might help you out there…

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Meghan is really cute! And she’s right about how to get the youth vote.

thuja on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM

I was just thinking, if they made that video today they’d probably burn London to the ground!

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Meg Mac is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Its almost like she keeps advertising that she is ready, willing and able.

texasconserv on May 19, 2009 at 8:40 AM

She’s saving herself for Prince Charming Allahpundit Charming…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM

Liberal and RINO women cause many a man to go abstinence once they have a good luck at them!

will sass u on May 19, 2009 at 8:43 AM

I got a brilliant idea?

How about,AllahPundit and Meghan McCain co-blog
together,that way,they could kill two birds with
one stone,er sumpin like dat!!!!!!!!!
(AllahPundit,Im kidding!):)

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:44 AM

Meg Mac is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

Ha! It’s not the first time I’ve heard it, but it doesn’t get old with her.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Meg Mac is so fat she wears neck deorderant.

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

I was just thinking, if they made that video today they’d probably burn London to the ground!

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 8:42 AM

True dat…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Deodorant

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

I’d so get on that — Call me a whaler, I don’t care!!!!

“hop awwwn it!”

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

I’d so get on that — Call me a whaler, I don’t care!!!!

“hop awwwn it!”

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Captain Ahab still trying to harpoon that white whale are ya???

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM

I’d so get on that — Call me a whaler, I don’t care!!!!

“hop awwwn it!”

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM

OK, since you set your standards a little lower… who’d you pick. Mom or Daughter?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Anyone who would have sex with Meghan McCain is too lazy to masturbate.

Jdripper on May 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Bad canopfor…

doriangry on May 19,2009 at 8:38AM

doriangry: I will keelhaul myself for besmirching the Cuda!:)Hehe.

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:49 AM

Meg Mac is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Captain Ahab still trying to harpoon that white whale are ya???

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Normally I don’t go whaling, but in her case, I would.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:48 AM

But I prefer mom-hunting instead of whaling.

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:50 AM

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:50 AM

YO MAMA SOOOO FAT, WHEN SHE GOES OUT SHES GOTTA CARRY EUROS IN ONE POCKET AND PESOS IN ANOTHER!!!

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:51 AM

But I prefer mom-hunting instead of whaling.

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:50 AM

That’s what I thought. Cougars any day over whales, eh?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:51 AM

AllahPundit,

The Number 1,

Three Dog Night!!:)

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:51 AM

Meg Mac is so fat she puts mayonaisse on her diet pills

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:52 AM

Why do most of the folks here insist on remaining Republican even when the Republican party relentlessly abuses your conservatism and flips you its collective bird?

This girl is gaining a voice in this party? Are you kidding me? The Republican party is no longer conservative and no longer values the same things that most conservatives value. The Republican party values only one thing: POWER.

What will it take for people to say “piss off” to this disgusting, unprincipled, and gutless party? They have already thrown conservatives under the bus on almost every issue. Is it the name you cling to?

King of the Britons on May 19, 2009 at 8:52 AM

That’s what I thought. Cougars any day over whales, eh?

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:51 AM

Oh hell yea
Hungry like the Wolf, man

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Oh hell yea
Hungry like the Wolf, man

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Whatever does it for you.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Rainbow in the Dark,

Rainbow,or Scorpions!!

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Rainbow in the Dark,

Rainbow,or Scorpions!!

canopfor on May 19, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Ronnie James Dio…

doriangrey on May 19, 2009 at 8:55 AM

Whatever does it for you.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 8:53 AM

Bear in mind, I’ve never actually gone cougar hunting, and if I did..

I’d most likely be wholly unsuccessful.

blatantblue on May 19, 2009 at 8:56 AM

I am still waiting for her to attack Obama **tapping foot on the floor**

Can anybody tell me, do any of you know what the eff happened during the campaign that p’off the Palins and the McCains? Joe the Plumber knows…Can Michelle get that juicy red meat from him? I mean, she attacked Bristol!! Single mothers out there who are going through the same thing-are they gonna be “Republicans” now because of this snotty remark?

Note to chicks out there: Don’t invite her to your parties. She is just like O – me, me me and theeen ME. Wonder if there is a teleprompter around her too.

ProudPalinFan on May 19, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Meg Mac is so fat, when God said let there be light, He asked her to move out of the way.

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 8:58 AM

The ONLY way Meghan can help the GOP is to become a democrat. RINOS unite and leave the party. Unless the GOP can provide the voters with a choice, there is no hope. RINOs = Dim-Lites.

volsense on May 19, 2009 at 8:59 AM

I betcha some of you have that “Yo Mama” app on your iPhone or iPod Touch, and of course I DO! I am not gonna go there, I let chips fall where they may.

I just know that what she is saying is one of the main principles of a liberal; I believe there are more out there. With regards to the Republican Party/Conservative principles, do I need to bring here vids of Jonathan Krohn? *other posters squirming*

ProudPalinFan on May 19, 2009 at 9:03 AM

How many abortions do you think she has had?

ctmom on May 19, 2009 at 9:04 AM

How many abortions do you think she has had?

ctmom on May 19, 2009 at 9:04 AM

That’s implying that’s she’s been impregnated. I think Meggy is going to be one of the 40 yo IVF single moms.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 9:07 AM

That’s implying that’s she’s been impregnated. I think Meggy is going to be one of the 40 yo IVF single moms.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 9:07 AM

OK, OK, I relent. She’ll also find a gay guy to be the father for the child.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Oh, AP. I think you need to seek counseling, my friend. This fixation of yours on Miss Piggy is unhealthy.

ErinF on May 19, 2009 at 9:13 AM

I refuse to watch. What did she tell him about not wanting to speak about Palin?

deidre on May 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM

I refuse to watch. What did she tell him about not wanting to speak about Palin?

deidre on May 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM

Eh… couldn’t get to it. Too boring. I find the comments way more amusing.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 9:17 AM

MMc is the voice of a new generation, but Palin is a dangerously vapid siren, a fatal cancer on Republicanism.

Riiiiiiight.

DrSteve on May 19, 2009 at 9:20 AM

That’s implying that’s she’s been impregnated. I think Meggy is going to be one of the 40 yo IVF single moms.

Upstater85 on May 19, 2009 at 9:07 AM

If she is, it will be by choice given the kind of money she has…

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 9:23 AM

“So, like, I, like, feel that, like, um, everyone should, like, be like me. Like, um, like like. Oh yeah, hijack, extreme, and gay marriage. (giggle, giggle)… Sex.”

All her interviews are the same. For her constant talk about how inspired she was by her father, she should really ask herself how many people voted for him and how many voted for Sarah Palin. I know I was in the latter category.

I feel like I get dumber everytime I watch her. I want my 6 minutes back.

simon on May 19, 2009 at 9:25 AM

Take the pledge with me, folks:

In an effort to deprive this attention whore from further headlines, I pledge that, after this thread, I will NEVER click on, read, or post to another Meghan McCain thread.

Signed…
…Daggett

Daggett on May 19, 2009 at 9:27 AM

It takes me forever to load any video(dial up) and so have given up on any longer than a minute. Will someone PLEASE tell me what MM said about Sarah?

jeanie on May 19, 2009 at 9:29 AM

Chubby still runs around asking people, What’s your sign? And she thinks adults should take her seriously??

Blake on May 19, 2009 at 9:30 AM

So she thinks the way to attract young voters is to promote promiscuity? This advice from a chubby rich girl who doesn’t care if her parents know she is a slut? Great.

ctmom on May 19, 2009 at 9:31 AM

OT:

On Drudge right now: 47-MILLION-YEAR-OLD MONKEY: THE LINK IN HUMAN EVOLUTION OR JUST ANOTHER NANCY PELOSI PICTURE?

Daggett on May 19, 2009 at 9:34 AM

She’s, like, a pig, like, you know. Oh wait, can I compare her to an animal without being banned, or is that just MO? AP, you really need to post all the rules.

mossberg500 on May 19, 2009 at 9:35 AM

Meghan McCain (pro sex party) it’s called “hedonism” pleasure seeking with no responsibility. The idea that abstinence should be abandoned because it isn’t realistic? Only if everyone stops parenting their children (Meghan showing immaturity at least she isn’t raising -parenting a child like Bristol Palin). This is what lack of experience and maturity sounds like. The NEW direction of the Republican Party? Really this is a joke. Why do the McCains keep letting their kid make a fool of herself.

Dr Evil on May 19, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Meg Mac is so fat that when she goes out to eat she looks at the menu and says okay

redrock on May 19, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Comment pages: 1 2