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posted at 9:45 pm on May 19, 2009 by Allahpundit

It was too good to be left moldering in Headlines. I can’t do better than Andy Levy so I’ll give you his to start you off: “Uh, Sir, that’s not the King of Saudi Arabia.”

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Knock on wood….

fbcmusicman on May 19, 2009 at 10:16 PM

“It wasn’t a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he’s taller than King Abdullah,” the aide is quoted as saying, suggesting that President Obama was just bending over to maintain eye contact with the King and not, in fact, bowing.”

Seven Percent Solution on May 19, 2009 at 10:17 PM

“When you grow up, you could speak with empty rhetoric, stoke class warfare and racial disharmony, attend the finest schools because of affirmative action and one day become the fifth black president (after Michelle’s, Sasha’s and Malia’s turns).”

/sarc

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 19, 2009 at 10:17 PM

Barack tries out his new FloorPrompter 2000.

LibTired on May 19, 2009 at 10:18 PM

“When you hate your country as much as I do, you have to bend over and look at the floor so you don’t see just how great it is.” -B. Hussein Obama.

HornetSting on May 19, 2009 at 10:19 PM

“So then I told the bank and car company CEOs to bend over like this…….. and then grab their ankles……..”

JeffinOrlando on May 19, 2009 at 10:20 PM

Obozo “Finally, someone with more intelligence than Biden.”

txag92 on May 19, 2009 at 10:20 PM

Obama: You ever been in the Oval Office before?
Joey: No sir, I’ve never been up in the Oval Office before.
Obama: You ever seen a grown man naked?

TMK on May 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM

TMK on May 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM

Hey! You ripped me off! Check out my 10:07 PM comment!!!

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 19, 2009 at 10:25 PM

“I told you we should have replaced his batteries…”

JetBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:27 PM

“Pull my finger………”

Seven Percent Solution on May 19, 2009 at 10:27 PM

“Wow daddy! You’re right! He IS a nappy-headed ‘O’!”

*rimshot*

:)

(With apologies to Don Imus)

wearyman on May 19, 2009 at 10:29 PM

“Sir, what happened to your nads?”

“Uh.. er.. I don’t know, we better check Michelle’s purse”.

Hog Wild on May 19, 2009 at 10:29 PM

“Hey Dad, there’s only rocks in here.”

HornetSting on May 19, 2009 at 10:29 PM

“Why is ‘Made by Soros’ written on your head, Mr. President?”
jencab on May 19, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Six-Six-Soros?

Feedie on May 19, 2009 at 10:29 PM

“Don’t forget who’s really running things around Barack!”

TheBigOldDog on May 19, 2009 at 10:30 PM

“Yes, I think it IS lice”

MikeA on May 19, 2009 at 10:30 PM

See, Mom? I told you. Made in Kenya.

Ronnie on May 19, 2009 at 10:30 PM

This just in from the White House Press Corps: the Ghost of Taxpayers Future has appeared, and President Obama is too ashamed to make eye contact.

CarpeFishem on May 19, 2009 at 10:30 PM

‘…and here I thought it would be made of wood. You are, without doubt the worst President I have ever heard of.’

Obama: ‘But you have heard of me!’

austinnelly on May 19, 2009 at 10:31 PM

“Local school children enter the oval office for a photo op and unexpectedly walk in on President Obama in the middle of preparation for an economic meeting with Fed Chairman Bernanke.”

LevStrauss on May 19, 2009 at 10:32 PM

“This is the correct way to grab your ankles children. Pay close attention, your grand kids will be doing this every April 15th for the rest of their lives”.

repvoter on May 19, 2009 at 10:33 PM

” I thought they were joking when they said you were a ‘knot-head’”

thomasaur on May 19, 2009 at 10:34 PM

“Just tying my shoes,” commented President Obama after a staffer pointed out that the child was not in fact the next king of Jordan.

The four other times President Obama bowed towards Mecca were explained later by White House Press Secretary Mr. Gibbs as glute stretches, dropped a penny and two really deep farts. Journalist Helen Thomas asked Gibbs if the Gaseous emissions were a sign of peace to the Iranians since any intellectual knows their quest for nukes is harmless. Gibbs gave the pro forma “no comment”.

chicagojedi on May 19, 2009 at 10:35 PM

“When you grow up, you could speak with empty rhetoric, stoke class warfare and racial disharmony, attend the finest schools because of affirmative action and one day become the fifth black president (after Michelle’s, Sasha’s and Malia’s turns).”

/sarc

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 19, 2009 at 10:17 PM

“… all named after me, of course!”

ToddonCapeCod on May 19, 2009 at 10:35 PM

Fereze Hillstone about to bitch slap the punk you gave Miss California the correct answer to the gay marriage question.
-

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:36 PM

Fereze Hillstone about to bitch slap the punk you gave Miss California the correct answer to the gay marriage question.

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:36 PM

“See, this is how the country will be when I’m done with it”

Techie on May 19, 2009 at 10:37 PM

Fereze Hillstone about to b*tch slap the punk you gave Miss California the correct answer to the gay marriage question.

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:37 PM

“The One continues to maintain the dignity of the Oval Office.”

It is a cute story. But, er, couldn’t he have done this somewhere outside this historic room?

cs89 on May 19, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Kid says: “…Yer head smells like poopy and….HEY! Why is there corn and nuts in your hair?”

(Michelle passes gas from off screen..)

Handel on May 19, 2009 at 10:43 PM

“I wish Cotton was a monkey.”

Star20 on May 19, 2009 at 10:45 PM

What if the President really does have bad gas and we’ve all misjudged him? He could have picked up some nasty intestinal parasite in Kenya, the Phillipines, or some other third word cesspool where he learned to worship Allah and hate America. All this he wasn’t bowing and disgracing the power of his office. He was just straining from punting out a nasty beef injection. Poor little guy. Get the man some pepto bismol!

chicagojedi on May 19, 2009 at 10:46 PM

“See, there’s no 666 on my head.”

Mister Ghost on May 19, 2009 at 10:46 PM

This is the proper position at a San Francisco fund raiser….

Don’t worry, when you get married, you too can take this position with your husband.

Tim Burton on May 19, 2009 at 10:48 PM

Playing a game of “duck, duck, messiah”.

unwashed minion on May 19, 2009 at 10:48 PM

See, this is the position that the economy is in. I’m standing behind the economy.

Tim Burton on May 19, 2009 at 10:48 PM

well kid, that dna test came back and it looks like michelle really is your father.

UNREPENTANT CONSERVATIVE CAPITOLIST on May 19, 2009 at 10:51 PM

Obama doubled over in pain after small child pops him in the groin after realizing the POTUS and the Democratic Congress have saddled the little tot with debt that will never be repaid.

Oink on May 19, 2009 at 10:51 PM

“Hey! It’s not wood… It’s all soft and squishy.”

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:52 PM

In North Korea it was a once-in-a-lifetime extremely rare event to actually touch the hand of Kim Il-song.

The new rubric for the Age of Obama…to be deemed worthy to touch the head of state the Socialist Revolution.

coldwarrior on May 19, 2009 at 10:53 PM

“Hey! It’s not wood… It’s all soft and squishy.”

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:52 PM

Is that a Michelle Obama quote?

coldwarrior on May 19, 2009 at 10:53 PM

“No, I pinned the tail right here on the donkey’s ass.”

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:53 PM

“Yup, Sh*t for brains… Just like daddy said.”

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Is that a Michelle Obama quote?

coldwarrior on May 19, 2009 at 10:53 PM

lol… +100

RalphyBoy on May 19, 2009 at 10:55 PM

“This President stuff’s pretty simple, kid. You just get the whole country to bend over like this.”

Yoop on May 19, 2009 at 11:00 PM

“Hello, McFly?”

650 Thousand Americans Jobs lost each month and you are going to Egypt to read a speech from a teleprompter…

TN Mom on May 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM

“Thanks for pulling my head out of there, kid! Now maybe you better go wash your hands…”

2ipa on May 19, 2009 at 11:03 PM

Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 19, 2009 at 10:25 PM

Whoops!

Great minds, I suppose.

BTW, do you like gladiator movies?

TMK on May 19, 2009 at 11:05 PM

“Ahh, GM and credit card companies in my back pocket…yep, that clears off my desk for the day. What’s up, Joe! My schmaltz factor’s waning today. What’ll get the peasants to love me some more?”

“I dunno, Barry—photo op with one of the staffer’s kids?”

“Great idea! Whatsyername, c’mere for a sec. Is that your son?” (whispers) “Uh, Joe, get me my Gold Bond, will ya?” (to boy) “Heyyy, kiddo! Wanna feel my head?” (5.2 seconds later, to photographer) “You get the shot? Good. Now run along and get that on Flickr aysap.”

Fourteen weeks later, the children’s book Me n’ the King goes straight from release to the top of the NY Times Bestseller List.

CO2 Producer on May 19, 2009 at 11:12 PM

Sir – allow me to present the Lilliputian King! Sorry, that wasn’t my line… roll it forward! Damn teleprompter!

Hey … I’ll even bow to the King of Lilliput!

justice4ddd on May 19, 2009 at 11:19 PM

President TelePrompter interviews his replacement for:

A. Nancy Pelosi

B. Joe Biden

C. Harry Reid

D. Robert Gibbs

Correct Answer: ALL OF THE ABOVE!

TN Mom on May 19, 2009 at 11:22 PM

“Hey kid, how much money you got?”

TN Mom on May 19, 2009 at 11:27 PM

Young child rubs the head of an ass

pjf626 on May 19, 2009 at 11:38 PM

Practicing for meeting Hosni Mubarak

suburbanite on May 19, 2009 at 11:41 PM

TN Mom on May 19, 2009 at 11:27 PM

Would have been perfect if you added, “let me help you check your pockets”.

Hog Wild on May 19, 2009 at 11:42 PM

Hello! McFly! Anybody Home? Anyone in there?

WashJeff on May 19, 2009 at 11:42 PM

Kid: Yeah, down there is where your economy is headed.

csdeven on May 19, 2009 at 11:43 PM

“See kid, er, um, if you, er, um, look at that penny on the floor. Er, eh, um, er, um. That’s how much a share of, um, er, eh, um GM will be when I am, er, uh, um, finished with it. See the penny, er, uh, um, down there on the floor.”

Branch Rickey on May 19, 2009 at 11:54 PM

After looking at the headline picture i must confess i’m sure thier are many in the Democratic party that must be inspired at how naturally Obambi bends over./Practie makes perfect.

heshtesh on May 19, 2009 at 11:54 PM

Kid: the power of christ compels you! the power of christ compels you!

javamartini on May 20, 2009 at 12:10 AM

KID: Hey! This pinata is empty!!

Doctor B on May 20, 2009 at 12:11 AM

“…and for anti-American dictators, I do this!”

commenter on May 20, 2009 at 12:14 AM

“anybody home?”

bloggless on May 20, 2009 at 12:16 AM

Larry Sinclair banged on obamas head also (sorry)

DieHippieDie on May 20, 2009 at 12:30 AM

Do I have fleas? Damn that dog!

kringeesmom on May 20, 2009 at 12:58 AM

Any one of these comments is soooo much better than the stupid worship on the article comment section. What do people see in this idiot?

petunia on May 20, 2009 at 1:14 AM

This official White House photograph is being made available for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way or used in materials, advertisements, products, or promotions that in any way suggest approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.

Odd. But OK, have it your way. Folks, you can use or manipulate this photo only for disapproval and rejection of the President, First Family, and White House! Only!

jusgottabeme on May 20, 2009 at 1:17 AM

Daddy, daddy, I knew it! There is a 666 on his head!

roxi618 on May 20, 2009 at 1:35 AM

Kid looking for the puppet strings to Soros’s office upstairs.

Christian Conservative on May 20, 2009 at 1:38 AM

how come it sounds so hollow?

Spiritk9 on May 20, 2009 at 1:42 AM

Crisis averted Obama had witnesses!

heshtesh on May 20, 2009 at 1:54 AM

Obama: Man, that kid just kicked in the nuts!
Kid: Don’t call me sweetie again! ……..

I hear crickets. :)

NathanG on May 20, 2009 at 1:58 AM

Boy, this is you when my policies go into effect.

radiofreevillage on May 20, 2009 at 2:03 AM

“Rahmie! Does little basturd qualify for aborting?”

Griz on May 20, 2009 at 2:18 AM

Obama gets a patronizing pat on his head by his boss.

{^_^}

herself on May 20, 2009 at 3:25 AM

“Thanks for scratching my @ss.”

nickj116 on May 20, 2009 at 4:21 AM

Once again, Obama loses a round in “Are You Smarter than a 5TH Grader.

DSchoen on May 20, 2009 at 4:37 AM

“Damn that Bill Clinton…I see ANOTHER stain on this carpet!”

malkinmania on May 20, 2009 at 6:48 AM

“Mom, you’re right… it IS empty”

Texas Rainmaker on May 20, 2009 at 6:57 AM

Barry’s got lice! Barry’s got lice! Na-na. Na-na. Barry’s got lice!

jimmy2shoes on May 20, 2009 at 6:57 AM

Look, Ma!

I think I finally found that WMD they’ve been looking for.

HonestConservative on May 20, 2009 at 7:07 AM

Look, Ma!

I think I finally found that WMD they’ve been looking for.

HonestConservative on May 20, 2009 at 7:07 AM

“I don’t hink installing the teleprompter on the floor was a good idea.”

sdd on May 20, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Is that Jerry Curl?

therightscoop on May 20, 2009 at 7:23 AM

Mini Barry……”Who needs a teleprompter. Just open his head like so and feed the script directly in…… he’ll say anything Mr. Soros says”

donabernathy on May 20, 2009 at 7:32 AM

Barack tries out his new FloorPrompter 2000.

LibTired on May 19, 2009 at 10:18 PM

Heh…

right2bright on May 20, 2009 at 7:47 AM

‘This’ is not supposed to be stuck up your ass.

blish on May 20, 2009 at 7:54 AM

Raise taxes again and I’ll be back and next time I won’t just kick you in the nads! I’ll put a cap in your ass, bitch!

sabbott on May 20, 2009 at 7:54 AM

Crap,I think the tire guage rolled under da desk!!

canopfor on May 20, 2009 at 8:04 AM

Hello, McFly, Anybody home??

Gwillie on May 20, 2009 at 8:13 AM

“I dub you SIR Robin of Loxley.”

DethMetalCookieMonst on May 20, 2009 at 8:18 AM

“My mama says you’d look better in a dress than the First Lady”.

albill on May 20, 2009 at 8:26 AM

“Wow, when you thump his head it sounds just like a ripe watermelon.”

boomer on May 20, 2009 at 8:45 AM

POTUS bows to Mayor of Munchkin Village.

Akzed on May 20, 2009 at 8:51 AM

“That’s nothing. Watch me read a teleprompter with my head up my a$$.”

Right_of_Attila on May 20, 2009 at 8:53 AM

You’re getting colder, but good guess. I actually got the budget numbers from somewhere lower.

brainy435 on May 20, 2009 at 8:55 AM

Okay, I’ll hold him down like this. You do the cavity search for the Clinton hard drive.

Daggett on May 20, 2009 at 9:08 AM

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