Meghan McCain at WHCD: “Does he even know who the f*** I am?”
posted at 5:25 pm on May 11, 2009 by Allahpundit
Sadly obligatory. I’ve been monitoring her Twitter feed all day in hopes of an angry denial, but no dice. What are the odds that the daughter of a senator and a millionaire heiress would turn out to be a brat?
After all my Meggie Mac boosterism, you guys deserve a proper thread to rub my face in this. Go on. Do your worst.
She had only two tickets, but brought two friends.
“The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation, but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child,” our source said, adding that after dealing with the guard, “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’ ”
An insider told us, “Those tickets were harder to get than gold dust and Meghan blatantly only had two and thought she didn’t have to follow the same rules as everyone else.”
The vocal McCain “was complaining about everything from the air-conditioning to the wait,” says our leak.
Maybe it’s all an act designed to drum up controversy and increase sales of her book when it comes out? Or maybe Meggie’s actually a hardcore Limbaugh Republican and this is all part of a clever false-flag operation designed to discredit “progressive” conservatives? Help me out here; I’m grasping at straws. I feel like a guy who just found out he has a little sister he never knew about — and it’s Paris Hilton.
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I have it on good authority that he is actually a real lady killer.
semloh on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Absolutely… wants to impress Meggy if she happens upon his abode.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Nat King Cole sings that wonderful tune: Unrecognizable…. that’s what you are…. Unrecognizable… from near or far…..”
CynicalOptimist on May 11, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Actually, Allah is Batman… after all, you’ve never seen Allah and Batman at the same time…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Would have to… er… agree!
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I think he’s said he’s 34…
JetBoy on May 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Perhaps she’s been there already.
They baked cookies and made balloon statues.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Yep. The FBI is still looking for that girl from Tucson.
TMK on May 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
Might I add
Then he said he liked her
and she said she wanted to just be friends
and that she loved him like a brother
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
We’ll never know who AP is. It’s part of the mystique of Hot Air. If we were to find out, I bet he would be replaced.
Would I miss him? Yeah, probably, a little, maybe!
jeanie on May 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 6:10 PM
If AP is going after chubbs still, I heard Alley isn’t seeing anyone…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Make it stop…
RedbonePro on May 11, 2009 at 6:10 PM
You sound bitter!
txag92 on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Love stinks!
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:10 PM
SnarkVader,
There was meant to be a question following that quote: Are you a girl?
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM
I wonder if the cookies made it to the oven…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM
so we do know that AP lives in NYC? true? how have i missed all these personal points?
kelley in virginia on May 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Besides, if Allah let out his picture, the Muzzies would be on him like white on rice.
You can’t be “Allahpundit” and be allowed to live… just ask Osama…
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Eric Roberts is insanely hot?
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at
YES
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Hey, I miss getalife, and so yeah, I think we’d miss him.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
There were tell tale signs. But then, I’m a female and we catch these things a little faster than men do. :)
Prima dona exposed! Twitter that.
scalleywag on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
This reminds me of a situation someone had overheard at an airport, not sure if the story is true but it goes something like this:
Some celebrity (can’t remember who it was) was late to his gate to catch a plane and the plane had just departed the gate. The guy was talking to the gate employee trying to get her to call the plane to come back to the gate, which she of course couldn’t do.
So the celebrity getting a bit irate then asks her to book him on the next flight out, she tells him there are no seats available to which he demands someone be bumped and she replied she couldn’t do that but she’d put him on standby.
By this time the celebrity was really pissed and said to her, “do you know who I am?” The gate attendant then quickly got on the loud speaker and announced the following:
“Attention, attention passengers, we have a man at gate 12 that has forgotten who he is, anyone that knows who this man is please report to gate 12…”
The celebrity then storms off pissed and embarrassed. Again not sure if this really happened nor who the celebrity was if the scenario did occur, but it would have been a perfect comeback by the security guard to put MM in her rightful place!
Anyone reading this thread know of the above story, if so did this actually happen and who was involved? The way celebrities act like spoiled children and think they are above everyone else it wouldn’t surprise me if the above story was true!
Liberty or Death on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
Was it rolled out in flour?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
The cookies or Meghan McCain?
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM
All over the floor.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM
hahaha, priceless, who cares who it was or if it’s true.
scalleywag on May 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM
It is absolutely DELICIOUS how she self-destructed right at 14:30 of her fame clock.
Marcus on May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM
I just had a flash insight (that is no doubt 100% wrong, and 180 degrees out of sync).
What if Allahpundit is actually Jesse Malkin, and he has been yanking everyone’s chain about EVERYTHING all these years. He is really the Alpha male that has for a wife one of the greatest and hottest Alpha females of all time, Michelle Malkin; He’s a good Christian, and much more conservative than he pretends to be.
All these other liberal crushes that he has shared with us (KP, Megan, etc.) are all really subterfuges to hide his identity and boost page hits.
LegendHasIt on May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Allah, no question you are a sharp shooter. But you have as your core HotAir audience a smart group of people who with one whiff can smell a RINO in one part per million. We smelled Meggie long ago.
Back to the range with you.
macummings on May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Well after all, PercyB, AP’s an ordinary man,who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance, to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants… An average man is he, of no eccentric whim, who likes to live his life, free of strife, doing whatever he thinks is best, for him, well… just an ordinary man… BUT,
Let a woman in his life and his serenity is dim, she’ll redecorate his home, from the cellar to the dome, and then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling him…
Let a woman in his life, and he’s up against a wall, make a plan and he will find, that she has something else in mind, and so rather than do either he’ll do something else that neither likes at all.
Loxodonta on May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM
She keeps saying is a Angelina Jolie.. I asked her if she was Octomom.. no response!
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Who the f is that? :)
scalleywag on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Could be worse. Could be Perez Hilton.
BKennedy on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
See what you get when you lie down with RINOs? Embarrassed. Now, just drop the anti-God thing and you will be forgiven.
federale86 on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Alright Allahpundit, I just sent the following poem to the object of your affections, under your name of course. She should be begging you for a wedding date at any time now. You can thank me later.
Listen to me, I have beautiful dreams I can spin you
Dreams to linger within you
Close your eyes and we’ll ride my carousel
I’ll sing you stories of lovers whose love used to fill me
And the lovers who will be
For, you see, love is one thing I do well
PercyB on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
No, Allah. I will refrain. If you rubbed yourself anywhere near that pork chop, you have been properly punished.
The security guard probably thought she was the latest spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
Yes sir! And I love me some Eric Roberts. Can’t explain it but oooh baby…
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Lol. I was going to warn her to be careful then. Allah’s got a habit of falling for retarded lefties (that’s more a dig at AP than Snark.)
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM
And guess who was right behind her… the latest spokesperson for Gaza -Jimmeh Carter!
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM
I would so pay to see her doing Jenny Craig ads… Either that, or I’d love to the see the pampered little brat eat bugs on survivor… and then get booted off the island early for being herself.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Agreed. I think he likes the mystery. I also imagine he’s better looking than he claims.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Who the f is that? :)
scalleywag on May 11, 2009 at 6:15 PM
He was the star of “Attack of the killer tomatos” remake. He was tomato 5
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:17 PM
Well Stranglet has a “site” dedicated to Allah. If you think I am joking…. I am not.
I think HornetSting knows what I am talking about. I think she was in the thread when that strange thing said it was Allah’s stalker.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:18 PM
I never caught her saying “stalker,” but she has admitted she has a crush on him — and she absolutely hates Ed.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:19 PM
*Spits iced tea all over new laptop*
Well, I guess it had to happen some time….
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:19 PM
ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
seejanemom on May 11, 2009 at 6:19 PM
when that strange thing said it was Allah’s stalker.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Play misty for me.
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:19 PM
She will either be begging him for a wedding date or she will be asking for police protection from him. Could go either way.
Cheshire Cat on May 11, 2009 at 6:20 PM
Agreed. He loves these threads
–
but so would any one of us!!
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:20 PM
The Famous Jane!!!
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Yeah, true or not it’s a great story with a great comeback line. I don’t work in customer service (because of people like MM and others) but I would love the opportunity to use that comeback before I leave this earth!
Liberty or Death on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Sounds right to me, if true.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Oops! I forgot to go back to that thread. I was only kidding about Angelina, obviously. The only similarity between the two of us is our lips. Well, that and our mutual desire to do filthy things to Brad Pitt but, sadly, that’s only working out for one of us.
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
I would never rub your nose it, Allah.
The mea culpa is satisfaction enough.
Just because you can’t see the elephant for the fleas, nobody could blame you.
“HUMBLE” sorta suits you, anyway. ;)
seejanemom on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Atheist who looks like Jeremy Piven? Hmmmmmmm……
mikeyboss on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
“Progressive conservatism” needs no help discrediting itself. Young McCain’s entire schtick was “Hey, look at me and how enlightened I am by rejecting my own party!” I’m surprised it took this long for Maverick: The Next Generation to prove herself an empty-headed power-hungry bimbo, looking out not for principles but for #1.
“You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything….” Or, as I might put differently, If you spend too much time looking out for #1, you’re likely to step in #2.
cackcon on May 11, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Missin’ you BAD, ELF!!!
seejanemom on May 11, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Well, I for one, would rather see her grazing in Arizona pastures, with her father, retired and shutting his mouth, with Lindsey Graham by his side. But, that’s just me.
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:22 PM
I am a proud member of the Face Book Allahpundit Fan Club….yes, I was under the influence when I did it.
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:12 PM
I sort of do too. Don’t think he/she’s gone, just in jail or re-hab or something. Or using another handle. Remember when he/she said they were leaving implying that we were too evil(I believe that was the word of choice)to be borne. There was considerable celebration but he was back a week later.
jeanie on May 11, 2009 at 6:24 PM
Well, I for one, would rather see her grazing
That’s why she was banned from being on the field at football games in college.
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:25 PM
LOL I’m guilty too
I want to find HA people on FB
so I put my name on there hoping I’d get some friends.
I found ernesto
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Heh. I always like it when people who have no idea what I look like take a stab. I used to run a myspace group, and our trolls kept guessing I was fat.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:25 PM
So are you a MILK or a PUMA/Cougar?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Brad Pitt lost all desire from me when he became a human, walking talking baby carrier.
BTW, watch out for fence posts, you don’t want to get those lips caught in there.
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:26 PM
opps Milf… but milk can have some sort of analogy.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Hehe
I don’t know if you would find me… my username isn’t anywhere near my name.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Kinda like the “food critic” is unknown…
ladyingray on May 11, 2009 at 6:27 PM
I got him thinking I was a hot little coug.
Then he realized it was simply BB — the 21 year old perv.
He cried.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:28 PM
I doubt you are
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:28 PM
LOL
No use in trying!
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Thanks for the notice, guys. I’m in.
mikeyboss on May 11, 2009 at 6:29 PM
I might check it out too…
ladyingray on May 11, 2009 at 6:30 PM
OK, I’ll join right now… then you can figure out who I am.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:31 PM
There now AP—do you feel castigated? Have we punished you enough so that you can pick yourself up and go on? We are all of us weak at times, but I have to say that digging Meggie was almost beyond defense from the start.
jeanie on May 11, 2009 at 6:31 PM
opps Milf… but milk can have some sort of analogy.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:27 PM
Mother
I’d
Like
to
Knob (it’s british)
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:32 PM
The group grows
Like a slithering, sloppy blob
Absorbing everything and everyone it encounters…
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:32 PM
There
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:32 PM
I think Allah is being treated rather nicely on this thread, especially considering how many MM threads he threw up on HA. Talk to y’all later I am heading home.
Cindy Munford on May 11, 2009 at 6:32 PM
Me neither, upstater85. I’ll never tell.
HornetSting on May 11, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Aw, Allah. I won’t rub your face in it. Better late than never man. However, I have to ask…now that you’re officially disillusioned, no more MegMac threads, yes?
Emily M. on May 11, 2009 at 6:33 PM
I am NOT going to the “Allah stalker” website.
But if he ever posts a pic…. you all better let us know!
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:34 PM
‘heartache’, my ass.
Who here *didn’t* know she was this grade-a level narcissistic ‘entitled’ beeyotch to begin with? lol
Oh yeah, I guess one or two of us. ;)
Midas on May 11, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Well, I wouldn’t mind if some of you knew… but I don’t want getalife or Grows Fins showing up at my apartment with a ball gag.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:35 PM
I have no idea what this means so please tell me if I should be insulted so that I can feign the appropriate outrage. :lol:
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
That’s cause you don’t hate me. Most of my life I was an unhealthy skinny. I used to get all sorts of crap from my “fat” friends (girls who only thought they were fat), so I actually like it when they think I’m fat.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Geez.. no toys?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Midas on May 11, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I was fooled. Thought she was the Pillsbury doughgirl
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Email me!!!!
We can be silly FB buddies
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Kinky! what about a cat-o-nine?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
Midas on May 11, 2009 at 6:34 PM
I was fooled. Thought she was the Pillsbury doughgirl
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
*Sigh* I love that movie!!!
Puddleglum on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
*Sigh* I love that movie!!!
Puddleglum on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
So, strangelet actually has a blog or website devoted to AP?
Yikes. Why is Helter Skelter playing in my head?
And don’t say it’s just because I’m old.
By the way, AP. I understand falling for the wrong girl. You live., You learn. You move on.
kingsjester on May 11, 2009 at 6:43 PM
He looks like Ted Bundy?
Sorry. But I had to. And yes, I realize I’m going to hell for it.
And I have no need to gloat over AP’s acknowledgment of his defeat. Bwahahahahaha
rbj on May 11, 2009 at 6:43 PM
Exactly. I like most people here, but there are enough I’d rather didn’t know anything identifiable about me.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:45 PM
CH you do go to Stony Brook, right?
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:45 PM
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:38 PM
lol
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:46 PM
I can only imagine.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:46 PM
Sorry for the double post!
Puddleglum on May 11, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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