Meghan McCain at WHCD: “Does he even know who the f*** I am?”
posted at 5:25 pm on May 11, 2009 by Allahpundit
Sadly obligatory. I’ve been monitoring her Twitter feed all day in hopes of an angry denial, but no dice. What are the odds that the daughter of a senator and a millionaire heiress would turn out to be a brat?
After all my Meggie Mac boosterism, you guys deserve a proper thread to rub my face in this. Go on. Do your worst.
She had only two tickets, but brought two friends.
“The security guard sent her to talk to someone to sort out the situation, but Meghan got bratty and nastily told him, ‘We’ll just stand here then,’ like an insolent child,” our source said, adding that after dealing with the guard, “She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’ ”
An insider told us, “Those tickets were harder to get than gold dust and Meghan blatantly only had two and thought she didn’t have to follow the same rules as everyone else.”
The vocal McCain “was complaining about everything from the air-conditioning to the wait,” says our leak.
Maybe it’s all an act designed to drum up controversy and increase sales of her book when it comes out? Or maybe Meggie’s actually a hardcore Limbaugh Republican and this is all part of a clever false-flag operation designed to discredit “progressive” conservatives? Help me out here; I’m grasping at straws. I feel like a guy who just found out he has a little sister he never knew about — and it’s Paris Hilton.
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I’ll put this in words Meggy Mac can understand;
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oink Oink Oink
RWRrrrRRRrrrruuuuhhhh (RINO speak)
MOOO Oink MOOO
*plop* (Sound of a turd falling from her mouth…again)
Oink.
There, I think she now understands perfectly.
Spiritk9 on May 11, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Enough with this moron.
Daddy-O on May 11, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Really don’t think that’s Megan’s problem. A little humility can go a long way towards making someone more attractive. The less Coulter yells, the better she gets, in my opinion anyway.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 5:49 PM
OK, so we’ve suggested
S.E. Cupp
Andrea Tantaros
Kristen Powers is OK too
For something more exotic, I’m going to also suggest Fatima Bhutto…
Any other suggestions? He needs help guys.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
She looks just like Jo Polniaczek but cuter. Look at those gums!
Blake on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
A single woman who thinks the world revolves around her. Whoda thunk?
faol on May 11, 2009 at 5:34 PM
You sound bitter!
txag92 on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Who is that?
Red Cloud on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
I’m sure I speak for 90% of the Hot Air audience here when I say that we NEVER would have fathomed Meghan McCain could be a brat…
Hawkins1701 on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
How’s this for a comparison point? Valerie Jarrett and Desiree Rogers were stopped on their way into the ballroom at the hotel and had to show their ID’s in order to get in. They could not have been more polite about it.
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
I remember going clubbing with AP, and got some “wait in line” treatment at some posh nitespot. AP got all mad, and started saying, “Doesn’t he know who the F*** I am?”
And I looked at him and said, “No, he doesn’t. Matter of fact, neither does the Right-o-sphere. Even I don’t even know who you are. Can you take the bag off your head now?”
:)
Nethicus on May 11, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Really? naaaaaaa.. I don’t see it.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Sorry Allah. I don’t want to tell you I told you so. I’m actually surprised you posted this. Way to be willing to take your lumps. Thanks for not completely falling for the MM kool-aid. You should stick to KP, for a Dem, she’s got 100x the beauty and brains as MM.
I’ll second that as well. Andrea is awesome and gorgeous. I wish she had more face time on Fox. I heard her guest hosting on Brian and the Judge the other morning and she was great.
davek70 on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
I like her S.E., but her book is one of those where if you’re really a conservative and pay attention to the news, you pretty much know everything in it. If you come to sites like this everyday and read all the stories, it won’t tell you anything new.
Sir Corky on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
I guess that rules out many of us…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
No, that would make it harder.
Allahpundit on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
She’s an ass. And a fat one.
Please stop reporting on her every idiocy.
Gaunilon on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Nesto totally got hooked with a woman 10 years his senior.
Allah has the charm. I can tell — I think it’s all a matter of implementation.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Eh… OK… thanks for the heads up.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Sorry AP, I think your exactly on the mark with your “Paris Hilton” remark.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Well, ya could have said something…worse…
Li’l Mav isn’t fat tho…she’s lost a lot of weight. If Meghan is fat, then Rush deserves some major chub jokes.
JetBoy on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Jesus. Noone cares about Meghan McCain….what is so hard to understand about that? She’s irrelevant.
therightwinger on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Oh come on.
Just drop the cheetos for two months, don’t take any subways or taxis in NYC for a few weeks, and you’ll be ready to go.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
LOL so wrong!
Ok.. so what is the comparison of Allah.. Erkle?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Just watch Red Eye and whomever the lady is they have on that night, she’s better than McCain.
Sir Corky on May 11, 2009 at 5:52 PM
I
If you can’t keep up wish a early 30 yr old woman… then why try? :)
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Robin Williams?
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Hilarious!
youngO on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Allah, how so?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Hey, I’m not saying I love Coulter here… but I think it would be kind of fun to watch her bust some balls… Same goes for Rush…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:53 PM
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!
– Sir Walter Scott
Loxodonta on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
We know who you are… we just wish we didn’t.
E L Frederick (Sniper One) on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Good point.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Hey now. Allah hunts every night. Copper River Salmon is $29.00 per pound at Whole Foods & Truffles are VERY hard to hunt for.
portlandon on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
She muttered to her friends, ‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’
Lucky devil…
drunyan8315 on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
In a sick and sad way, I think Robin Williams is a good looking guy. Yeah he has hair.. all over. But there are items to get rid of it.. or most of it. :)
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:54 PM
It has been said that Allahpundit is the poor man’s Jeremy Piven.
Blake on May 11, 2009 at 5:55 PM
I DO know who you are! A spineless, rich, spoiled, ignorant, moronic RINO!
You REALLY need to go far far away so I never have to see another post by your large rotund RINO BUTT!!!!
SDarchitect on May 11, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Hey, if I can land one, you can land one.
And if I knew why the hell she ended up with me, I’d let you know. I’m thinking “dance moves and beer gut”.
Nethicus on May 11, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Ehhhh… The Cougs… I shouldn’t make fun, must of my friends are 3-6 years older than me…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:55 PM
Could this “I can’t get a woman, I’m an animal” act be for sympathy screws?!?1?
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
No little girl…
They knew EXACTLY who you were, a non entity sired by a Politican…
So, how does that make you special again? What exactly have YOU done?
Of course, that does mean she is part of the Washington Oligarchy… so expect some Washington insider appointment or MSM job in 3… 2…
Romeo13 on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
I have a feeling AP is George Costanza, with more hair everywhere, except on his head.
lorien1973 on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
You know what I bet happen? MM thought that she would be immmediately recognized due to all of her TV appearances but no one has bothered to explain that ratings and viewship thingie to her. I am done being mean now.
Cindy Munford on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
True.. but slimey and frozen to a patte consistancy? Or caught fresh and cooked in foil 2 minutes after you gut it on a open fire?
Who do you think will win the “cool” points?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
Like I said, no idea why, that’s just how I picture him.
See? A poorly groomed Robert Spencer might not be too far from reality. (I hope Mr. Spencer is not reading this thread).
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 5:57 PM
This is like the day you find out your friend broke up with that b*tch you never liked, but couldn’t tell him you didn’t like… You get all happy… Then the next day he tries to get back together with her.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Allahpundit, based on Meghan’s behavior, if you suddenly had a little sister you never knew about — it owuld be Perez Hilton.
Lockstein13 on May 11, 2009 at 5:57 PM
DUDE, are you WILL FARREL!?
/s
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Imagine her Dad saying that while he was in the “Hanoi Hilton”. Boy, must he be proud of her…
Blaise on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Could this “I can’t get a woman, I’m an animal” act be for sympathy screws?!?1?
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
I think so. I think AP’s already with a chick and he just wants us to make fun of him. Heck he’s prob with KP as we speak
youngO on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
If anyone can help the lad with his withering romance
It would be me who can at least give him a fighting chance
AllahP, if you would only listen to me
There may be one last chance with Meagan for thee
Have you twittered her that you think that she is not at all fat
And that for her you would wear your most rakish hat?
That you carry several whips
With all the beautiful women at your fingertips
That you are nearly seven feet tall
And yet quite graceful……all in all
That although you eat your breakfast in the nude
With her you would not be that crude?
PercyB on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Even Costanza did better than MeggyMac
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
Reminds me of my days as a bouncer.
Me: “10 Bucks.”
Jackass: “Do you know who I am?”
Me: “Yeah, yer the guy who needs 10 Bucks.”
Jackass: “I’m E-Man.”
Me: “I’m Doorman, 10 Bucks.”
TMK on May 11, 2009 at 5:58 PM
does anyone on this thread know what allahpundit looks like? really.
kelley in virginia on May 11, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Spencer is a rather well-groomed person. Definitely well dressed, too. To the T.
I felt like a fool with my shi’itty suit when I met him at my school.
Anywho, AP, listen:
You can score many babes. You seem to have a sense of humor, and seem to have personality (unless you use some program that algorithmically creates a personality).
Like I said, maybe this is all an act — a fake persona. But in the case it isn’t, just be yourself, look the part with a little style, some confidence, and you’ll be fine.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Someone suggested George Costanza…
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 5:59 PM
‘Does he even know who the f— I am?’ ”
Mama Cass.
faol on May 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM
NO! We need to rejoice more in this sudden revelation of the bleeding obvious.
Loxodonta on May 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM
Nope. AP posted a pic (or another blogger did one time, I forget) of part of his ear or something. Bigfoot came to mind when I saw it. It was taken from his iphone I think.
lorien1973 on May 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM
I found his identity! AP is really this guy!
I knew that “I don’t get chicks” thing was all a ruse..
Nethicus on May 11, 2009 at 6:00 PM
It is like that enigma, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
The world may never (want too) know!
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Hiding in plain sight.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Ohhh Allah, she could be a teeny bit dominate.
Cute to the power of ten and abusive too, you’re definitely in love now huh?
Speakup on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
True, but AP is probably at the “george costanza dates his cousin” phase right now. :P
lorien1973 on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
I’m trying to reacall all the pejorative adjectives I’ve used to describe Meggie over the last few weeks so I can list them here: Mean spirited, spoiled, attention seeking, childish, chubby(though I really don’t care for this one but I did write it) and the worst one of all: Democrat. And make no mistake, she is. Now I am forced to add conceited, self absorbed, nasty, infinitely bad mannered, snobbish and thoroughy unlikeable. If this is the kind of child John McCain raises, God preserved us.
jeanie on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
Well AP, MeggieMac’s actually a very pretty girl. But she’s got some maturing to do, and maybe a little exercise too. I likes ‘em plump-ish, so I can relate somewhat. But GEEZE LOUISE, she’s got a serious attitude prolem that needs an ALPHA to sweep in there and pop her cork.
SO, if you’re still enamored of MeggieMac,
1. quit shaving your chest.
2. Mon, Wed and Friday, get on the Chuck Norris “Total Gym”.
3. Lay off the Rosey and her 5 sisters for a couple months.
4. start networking with her more public contacts so you can sniggle some intel out of them as to her party schedule.
5. Roofies. LOL!
6. ski mask if you’re going with #5.
7. get your heat seeking moisture missle vulcanized. (DNA)
8. On the odd chanced you DO get to meet her, DON’T say “Your mom is HhhOTTT!!”
9. Pheronome aftershave. Lots of it.
10. Did I mention Roofies? LOL!
44Magnum on May 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
So that would make MegMac a 1 bagger?
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Depends. Though if he never leaves the house and tells no one who he is, kinda hard to cash in unless he’s into the stalker type.
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
http://files.neilgaiman.com/DSC00839-761656.JPG
I heard AP is in that photo.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
No. I’m funnier and better looking.
Nethicus on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
This is TRULY surprising! Does AP also think that Richard Simmons is a ladies man?
Speedwagon82 on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
NO! More, please!
Loxodonta on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
True. I tend to think he is nothing like who we think he is.
So hard to get a read on this mofo. If only he were more open like Edward is.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
All right, I give up, who the F***k is she?
right2bright on May 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Isn’t that Waldo?
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Wow, you call that mean?
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
Chris Farley?
Man I miss that guy!
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
I met Mr. Spencer once too. But picture him with cheetos and dried milk in his beard and mustard stained sweatpants.
That’s how I picture AP.
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
A fat, thirty-something Eric Roberts in a “Ghostbusters II” t-shirt (signed by Ernie Hudson) with a yellow i-Pod clipped to it.
TMK on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
I’m glad you did! LOL the mental image is funny
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
She’s seriously writing a book about her life as a Republican — the whole one year she’s been a Republican?
Seriously?
Jimmie Bise, Jr on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
M.McCain is nothing more than a fat little spoiled brat that thinks leaning to the left is the ‘in’ thing to do, and she loves loves LOVES being the popular girl with her fat ass stuck in the camera lens.
She really doesn’t know what she looks like. Just another fatass spoiled hypocrite.
/snort
/spit
Spiritk9 on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Wonder if AP gets his groceries shipped to his front door.
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
She does wear the BIG TENT why be surprised at the circus.
jdkchem on May 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
I keep trying to get to the gym but I’m having way too much fun reading these comments.
BadgerHawk on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Eh… I’d take a hairy Costanza any day over Edwards…
I sure hope AP is nothing like him.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
I’ve heard him say he had a handlebar mustache…and THIS is all I could think of…
JetBoy on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
You just now figuring out that Meggie Mac is a spoiled little brat kinda reminds me of Frum today, just now figuring out that BO really means it when he says he wants bigger government.
Some of us knew it all along, why didn’t you figure it out?
thirteen28 on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
I am done being mean now.
Cindy Munford on May 11, 2009 at 5:56 PM
I am because for the moment I have gotten it all out of my system. Can make no promises for the future though.
jeanie on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
I’ve been compared to Farley and Benny Hill. Both very funny, although the hardest drug I hit is ibuprofen.
Nethicus on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
In glasses I can see it!
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
Wait a minute.
Wait just one minute.
What if Allah is actually Arthur Kade? That would explain the Kade updates. Allah…Arthur…sounds similar….
DUDE.
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 6:06 PM
TORTURE!! Oh Upinak, you do know how to speak to a persons inner carnivore. My late cousin’s husband was a commercial fisherman in Alaska. He would bring back the best fish. I asked him how the fish could taste any better, he said “try it about an hour after pulling it out of the water.”
In an ironic twist, I actually watched “Deadliest Catch” last night and watched the coast guard trying to rescue him. He didn’t make it.
portlandon on May 11, 2009 at 6:06 PM
With crates of Perrier.
Upstater85 on May 11, 2009 at 6:06 PM
Nope I asked him about the grocery thing, thining he was a shut in. He goes to the grocery store a block away from his apartment.
upinak on May 11, 2009 at 6:06 PM
He once posted a picture of his ear and a portion of his beard, but then later said he’d shaved it. So no, not at all.
Anyone even know his age range?
Esthier on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
The self-absorbed shut in
blatantblue on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Eric Roberts is insanely hot?
SnarkVader on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
Paris Hilton is heeped with class and integrity compared to your Meggie Mac.
Griz on May 11, 2009 at 6:07 PM
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