Your recommended daily dose of irony
posted at 2:15 pm on May 6, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
Man has sailed the seas since antiquity, and has constantly worked to improve the technology in order to make ocean passage safer and more reliable. Give the Fleur credit for pushing the boundaries of sailing technology on behalf of renewables — and demonstrating how useless they are for the purpose. And when the Fleur ran into trouble, their rescue turned into high irony on the high seas (via The Corner):
An expedition team which set sail from Plymouth on a 5,000-mile carbon emission-free trip to Greenland have been rescued by an oil tanker.
Raoul Surcouf, Richard Spink and skipper Ben Stoddart sent a mayday because they feared for their safety amid winds of 68mph (109km/h).
Actually, the situation had become much more dire than just the high winds:
But atrocious weather dogged their journey after 27 April, culminating with the rescue on 1 May after the boat was temporarily capsized three times by the wind.
In one incident Mr Stoddart hit his head and the wind generator and solar panels were ripped from the yacht.
Water was also getting into the boat from waves breaking over it and the crew took refuge in the forward cabin.
Fortunately, salvation was at hand after three capsizes and the loss of their power. Unfortunately for the 40 schools following the Fleur’s progress on its green journey on the blue seas, salvation came from the oil tanker Overseas Yellowstone, hauling precisely the fuel that climate-change advocates dislike. The students in British schools got an unintended lesson on the readiness of wind and solar power to replace oil and coal, fortunately a lesson that didn’t cost any lives.
Now, oil-powered ships get lost at sea, too, including oil tankers, although not nearly at the rate as in decades past. But the Fleur made this voyage as a publicity and educational mission, and its failure — and the nature of its rescue — are certainly fair game for drawing a few conclusions.










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Nice story – I guess the ending will have to be rewritten for the kiddies.
Vashta.Nerada on May 6, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Did they winch them up to the sun deck?
BacaDog on May 6, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Like it or not – Big Oil will save everyones ass in the long run.
izoneguy on May 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Probably cringed after being near that “EVIL” oil.
Sanjoboy on May 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM
This is an excellent lesson for the kiddies. Gaia is trying to tell us something, we just have to listen.
ZenDraken on May 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM
Oh my. This is too good for words.
rockmom on May 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM
lol
therightwinger on May 6, 2009 at 2:22 PM
I love a story with a happy ending.
rockmom on May 6, 2009 at 2:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHA……Ha.
Youngs98 on May 6, 2009 at 2:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I would have said, “Love to bring you aboard but our winch is solar powered and needs to be charged first; it should be ready in about 14 hours. We need to keep going to stay on schedule so you can either get dragged behind the ship until the winch is charged or wait for another vessel to come by.”
Bishop on May 6, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Awesome.
CP on May 6, 2009 at 2:24 PM
What kind of mustard did Obambi order for his burger ?
redrock on May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Does the make the crew of the Fleur, evil, and corrupt, for accepting help, from the crew on board a big bad ship that runs on oil?
I thought they were so resolute, to their “clean” energy sources, that they’d rather die, than accept help from evil fossil fueled machines? Go figure.
Or…perhaps it was just the crea. After all…the Mayflower ran on wind power now…didn’t it?
capejasmine on May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
*snort*
TheUnrepentantGeek on May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Andy in Agoura Hills on May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
I didn’t see the Algore on the list of passengers, but he almost had to be there given the way this turned out.
Scott_in_Simi on May 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
The cherry on top of this story would have been a Greenpeace ship running in between these two…
JetBoy on May 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
they were heard to exclaim – that boat was a sausage fest anyways.
lorien1973 on May 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Almost as Schweeeet as the global warming protests getting snowed out by the Gore Effect. Almost.
iurockhead on May 6, 2009 at 2:27 PM
How appropriate: “May Day, May Day!”
stenwin77 on May 6, 2009 at 2:27 PM
There is no such thing as “carbon free”. It is an ignorant myth sold by modern day hucksters.
Thank you public education.
jdkchem on May 6, 2009 at 2:30 PM
I am
Branch Rickey on May 6, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Reminds me of the eco-tourist cruise that was going down to Antarctica to prove the ice was melting, only to get stuck in the ice. Sweet justice.
kirkill on May 6, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Hit by the clue bat or what?
the_nile on May 6, 2009 at 2:31 PM
And God made the Heavens, and the Earth… Or Gaia… or… something… or… chance…
And put this pretty groovy stuff just sitting in the ground that is a very portable energy source…. and put a whole bunch of it down there.
And in our Hubris… some don’t wish to use the bounty placed here…
And so God made the Heavens, and the Earth… Or Gaia… or… something… or… chance… laid low those who would spurn the gift…
Seems the Dogma got run over by the Karma…
Romeo13 on May 6, 2009 at 2:32 PM
Sailing ships generally do have trouble with storms. All one would need to do is look back at history.
rbj on May 6, 2009 at 2:32 PM
I’m glad nobody was killed or seriously hurt — it makes the richly deserved laughter much more guilt-free.
cruadin on May 6, 2009 at 2:32 PM
they were heard to exclaim – that boat was a sausage fest anyways.
lorien1973 on May 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Bwaaaaa!
Bishop on May 6, 2009 at 2:32 PM
What about Bob? Bob “Bobby” Wiley was he tied to the mast when the tanker pulled aside the Fleur. Was he shouting “look I’m saaaillling, I’m saaaailllling”?
USMCDevilDog on May 6, 2009 at 2:33 PM
I bet that the ride back home was awkward.
Sir Corky on May 6, 2009 at 2:35 PM
This is all the fault of Big Tobacco.
OhEssYouCowboys on May 6, 2009 at 2:36 PM
“So why are you guys out sailing in this harsh weather?”
the_nile on May 6, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Calling the White House for assistance would have been smarter; Ogabe would have parted the ocean for them and they could simply walk home.
Bishop on May 6, 2009 at 2:39 PM
they were heard to exclaim – that boat was a sausage fest anyways.
lorien1973 on May 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Considering the type of people eco-freaks are it was probably by design.
AaronGuzman on May 6, 2009 at 2:39 PM
This story is so freaking hilarious.
Honestly, they should have been left to fend for themselves, even drown. Mother nature eating her own & all that.
Honestly, if tree hugging earth firsters really wanna get carbon free, they need to get rid of themselves, as they are made up of carbon.
Badger40 on May 6, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Lets ee.. you have a little boat with gadgets on it that probably weighs less then my truck… and they wonder why it was overturned during a wind and wave strom?
Then you have a moving city with liquid inside that really doesn’t move a whole lot due to displacement.
Hmmm… I knew I should have wagered on this!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:40 PM
What a bunch of morons
All these envirodumbasses keep talking about mother nature and have no concept of the havoc she can throw at people who arne’t prepared. It’s not some damn disney cartoon out there, but these people keep thinking they can do it
Defector01 on May 6, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Oil tanker, huh?
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
(h/t Larry).
cs89 on May 6, 2009 at 2:41 PM
Solar and wind power have come a long ways for land-based purposes, but oil-powered make their historical counterparts look like rowboats.
Dark-Star on May 6, 2009 at 2:42 PM
ROFL!!!
capejasmine on May 6, 2009 at 2:45 PM
“A is A”
Archimedes on May 6, 2009 at 2:46 PM
I bet the story of the oil tanker rescue didn’t make it to the classroom. The only kids who will hear this are the ones smart enough to ask pointed questions of someone honest enough to tell them. I am certain the greens will make it disappear with no explanation. That is the Orwellian world we live in today.
petunia on May 6, 2009 at 2:46 PM
we keep short circuiting darwin and we’re going to have problems here
Defector01 on May 6, 2009 at 2:47 PM
I would love to see that on youtube!
petunia on May 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Petunia, and the problem si with many of the “green” items is that they don’t work half the time and only work well in some areas of the world.
What would happen if the power went out.. no fridge, no TV, NO INTERNET? I have a feeling there would be mass riots and people would say it is the end of the world.
God Help us!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Hate to ask but what does ROFL stand for?
txag92 on May 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
You know, there was a time when ships were wood and men were steel…now ships are steel and men are wood…these men were twigs….
ladyingray on May 6, 2009 at 2:49 PM
The question is this.
How much extra carbon did they require simply because they tried to be carbon neutral? An oil tanker burns quite a bit of carbon based fuels while taking the time to rescue someone.
If they really cared about the earth, then they would have just let themselves die instead of diverting the tanker.
blink on May 6, 2009 at 2:49 PM
ROFL = rolling on the floor laughing.
redrock on May 6, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Yes. Most of us are aware of this. It’s funny because the “Oil is Evvilll” crowd had to be rescued by an oil tanker.
Joe Caps on May 6, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Not to mention no ATM!
ladyingray on May 6, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Looking at the photos I’d say it’s a fiberglass hull with an aluminum mast and rigging. Dacron sails.
They were less than carbon free before they left the dock.
Stephen Macklin on May 6, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Yes…it will need a little blurb about how Obama was the only thing standing between the crew and Davy Jones’ Locker. And it wasn’t really a nasty old oil tanker, it was a school of dolphins, ever willing to aid stranded well-meaning sailors. Yeah…that’s the ticket!
Onus on May 6, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Funny though that these Eco Experts didn’t know enough about WHEN to sail in the Atlantic…
And apparently didn’t know enough to get out of the way of the storm…
Historicly sailing ships had storm problems because they did not know where storms WERE… which is not a problem today unless these guys would not use modern navigation and communication means…
Romeo13 on May 6, 2009 at 2:51 PM
NO IPHONE!
WTF Would Allah DO!?!?!??!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Ah, yes. Like the carbon free stuff that is powered by batteries charged by electricity generated from burning coal.
Makes me chuckle everytime I hear it.
Joe Caps on May 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Let me get this straight. The wind generator and solar panels were shorn off…by the wind (driven by the sun).
*snerkle*
Oh, Crichton, why couldn’t you have lived to see this?
Noocyte on May 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM
And maybe they used the Flying Unicorns for Search and Rescue to FIND the Boat?
Romeo13 on May 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Didn’t a similar sort of expedition across the Arctic on a dog sled to raise awareness of global warming get canceled because of the weather being too cold? I think this happened a few years ago, not sure exactly when.
aggie13 on May 6, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Welcome to the Internet.
CurtZHP on May 6, 2009 at 2:53 PM
The headlines will be written….Ecologists, boarded by pirates. After securing their boat, the ecologists were forced to board the tanker, for fear of their own safety. The ecologists expect to be released unharmed.
right2bright on May 6, 2009 at 2:53 PM
Stay in his cave?
ladyingray on May 6, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Hate to ask but what does ROFL stand for?
txag92 on May 6, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Rolling On Floor Laughing.
Welcome to the Internet.
CurtZHP on May 6, 2009 at 2:53 PM
LOL
txag92 on May 6, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Oh Man where is TexasJew.. he would freaking crack UP on this!!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:55 PM
an probably go insane! No Internet or IPhone…. can you imagine. **Snorts**
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:56 PM
I sure hope the Captain of the Overseas Yellowstone responded to the Mayday with………….
Seven Percent Solution on May 6, 2009 at 2:57 PM
On reading this right before I left for lunch a half hour ago, I forwarded the link to my hippy coworker that sits next to me. She laughed as soon as she opened it and then yelled at me ‘thats not funny!’
Kelligan on May 6, 2009 at 2:58 PM
And to think they first visited this country with ships as small as this.
shick on May 6, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Ahhhh yes! People would never believe it if we didn’t include how the ship was found. But it’s still missing something…what do we do about all the debris? Can’t let folks think it was just left behind to polute the ocean.
Onus on May 6, 2009 at 3:00 PM
Heh, Steam ships with great big powerful turbines for engines have trouble with some storms. All I had to do was remember. That said I’ll still take my chances with turbines over sails any day in any weather.
Oldnuke on May 6, 2009 at 3:01 PM
you know knock-downs and leaks are pretty common in transoceanic sailing voyages. the solar gen and panels were only needed for operating the radio and electic winches. winches can be manually cranked. so as long as she still had her mast and rudder, she should have been able to carry on. the pic shows her mast intact and she was floating. bilges can be manually pumped and most leaks can be repaired at sea.
i think these eco-blowboaters just wimped out. blue water sailing is not for the faint of heart nor those with weak upper lips.
DrW on May 6, 2009 at 3:03 PM
heh.
Bishop on May 6, 2009 at 3:03 PM
I think they burned carbon credits for a couple of lifetimes on their PR expedition.
the_nile on May 6, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Kelligan on May 6, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Introduction to the Liberal Brain: 2 + 2 = 5, you hateful biggot, racist homophobe, right winger, nazi, war criminal, BusHitlerMcHalliburton Lover *breath* child molester, chickenhawk, etc, etc, etc… ad infinitum
Onus on May 6, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Was their vessel also built 100% carbon free? No power tools? I give them credit but if they did it must have taken a long time.
You can put a puzzle together with your hands tied behind your back too.
shick on May 6, 2009 at 3:05 PM
I look forward to the inevitable PETA protest, “Sharks Gotta Eat Too.”
Rip Ford on May 6, 2009 at 3:05 PM
I wonder if this will even be shown to the kiddes. Or if, after landing they will ‘redo’ their coming into port in victory…
CrazyFool on May 6, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Be glad they lived to tell their tale and eat some humble pie.
shick on May 6, 2009 at 3:08 PM
Stupid carbon-emitting bastages.
hillbillyjim on May 6, 2009 at 3:14 PM
I don’t like horror movies…
ladyingray on May 6, 2009 at 3:15 PM
The rewrite will go something like this.
Carbon-Free Voyage Scuttled by Global Warming
smitgx1 on May 6, 2009 at 3:20 PM
awww, that isn’t any fun!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 3:22 PM
One question,
Don’t they the greenies have a backup system and/or a backup plan?
Sir Napsalot on May 6, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Oh Man where is TexasJew.. he would freaking crack UP on this!!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 2:55 PM
I just got on. Quite a tale..
I’m reveling in the “Schadenfreude”, as they say.
This is like the last page of “Moby Dick”, with Al Gore as the Great White Whale.
TexasJew on May 6, 2009 at 3:29 PM
Sir Napsalot on May 6, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Like what, a solar-powered rescue chopper?
cs89 on May 6, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Isn’t it great! I sent it to a few who would “appreciate” it and put it up on the bulletin board. HEHEHE!
upinak on May 6, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Proof that G-d has a sense of humor…..
mjk on May 6, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Well…as long as there aren’t any zombies or vampires…they give me bad dreams.
ladyingray on May 6, 2009 at 3:41 PM
That’s the gist of my question. Usually these ships/boats have the regular stuff with added solar power panels and what nots.
They use the wind and solar to make them feel good. But bad things happen (i.e., storm), and they revert back to the regular deseal fuel engines.
Unless these are the complete idiots, thinking unicorn fart will be enough for their entire journeay.
Sir Napsalot on May 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Hilariously ironic, yes.
But that’s no reason to take a snarky sh1t all over people trying to explore alternative fuel sources.
Dave Rywall on May 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM
I never have liked blow boats. I need a deep throttle with turbocharged diesel engines when I go offshore.
Sometimes you need to run from trouble quickly. Engines can help on that front.
saiga on May 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Well, 2 + 2 does equal 5, for large values of 2.
Right_of_Attila on May 6, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Priceless!
Aggie85 on May 6, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Look, you whacked out wing nuts, the weather wouldn’t have been rough in the first place if it weren’t for your damned global warming!!! Any idiot could see that!!! Sheesh!
mugged on May 6, 2009 at 3:47 PM
Does anyone realize how much fuel it cost the tanker to maneuver herself into a rescue operation?
Send the Fleur owners the bill, Overseas Yellowstone.
Limerick on May 6, 2009 at 3:47 PM
People seem to think that alternative fuel sources can replace oil, gas, and coal in just a few years. That is naive at best. These little outings show how out of touch the greenies are.
Aggie85 on May 6, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Looks like the deck is painted green. What a compromise.
seven on May 6, 2009 at 3:53 PM
People seem to think that alternative fuel sources can replace oil, gas, and coal in just a few years. That is naive at best. These little outings show how out of touch the greenies are.
Aggie85 on May 6, 2009 at 3:49 PM
———–
They hardly think that. If anything there’s a fairly pessimistic view on how long it will take before alt sources are truly commercially viable.
With your nay-say attitude, perhaps you should not consider a career move into R+D.
Dave Rywall on May 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Ah, yes, that incident with Jonah and the whale..
Wethal on May 6, 2009 at 4:01 PM
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