Poll: Obamateurism of the Week?
posted at 8:50 am on May 3, 2009 by Ed Morrissey
It’s been a week full of Obamateurisms, but what was the best? TOTUS hiccupping again? Warning against his own deficit-exploding policies? Vote in today’s poll! We’ll announce the results tomorrow with Kevin McCullough on the Ed Morrissey Show.
Previous winners:
- Torture proble flip-flop
- Obama covers up IHS while quoting Jesus
- Austrian is a language?
- Obama bows to the Saudi king
- 1908 Model T got better gas mileage than today’s SUVs

Got an Obamateurism of the Day? If you see a foul-up by Barack Obama, e-mail it to me at obamaisms@edmorrissey.com with the quote and the link to the Obamateurism. I’ll post the best Obamateurisms on a daily basis, depending on how many I receive. Include a link to your blog, and I’ll give some link love as well. And unlike Slate, I promise to end the feature when Barack Obama leaves office.
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The Churchill thing is amazing. This guy really will say anything.
Jim Treacher on May 3, 2009 at 8:55 AM
Torn between Churchill quote & deficits he’s created.
jgapinoy on May 3, 2009 at 8:56 AM
The Obamateurisms of the week is a layup. How often does a POTUS terrify NYC, sending people fleeing high rises and running in the streets screaming?
TheBigOldDog on May 3, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Deficits with a swagga. Dats cool.
OkieDoc on May 3, 2009 at 8:58 AM
Toughest ‘Obamateurism of the week’ yet. The first one and the last one need to both win. Can I have two votes?
Kevin M on May 3, 2009 at 8:58 AM
TOTUS with an attitude, every time.
Marcus on May 3, 2009 at 8:59 AM
you can only vote twice if you have friends in ACORN.
kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 9:02 AM
As always, it’s a tough choice among screw-ups that got exactly zero play in the Enchanted Media.
I voted for the bogus Churchill quote, because it betrays the One’s specious superficiality so completely, but it was a close race with the “FBI’s first 100 days” because that so clearly lets the listener know that it’s all about the One.
cruadin on May 3, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Maybe Obama could send Air Force One to attack and intimidate the Crysler bondholders. General Buck Turgidson comes to mind.
gordo on May 3, 2009 at 9:03 AM
Well, the Obamateurisms have to be explicitly something Obama himself does or says publicly. If it’s everything his administration does, I’d have to create another blog. Hillary Clinton alone would keep me busy full time.
Ed Morrissey on May 3, 2009 at 9:06 AM
“In too tao-sand one, Skynet Totus became self aware”
-Terminator 3
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:06 AM
when can dick cheney be president?
kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 AM
YAY! I’m all alone with the “Default credit card” choice. Apparently, I have no clue how this works.
LastRick on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 AM
The deficits line is classical doublespeak from Obama. Waiting for the press to do its job and call him on it.
(Or maybe they are doing their job by not calling him on it?)
amkun on May 3, 2009 at 9:08 AM
blatantblue: how are you doing?
kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Yeah, too bad POTUS hasn’t done the same. /S
Oldnuke on May 3, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Do we need any more proof Obama is ignoring his oath of office and committing TREASON?
Check this out;
http://www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9-2488
Cybergeezer on May 3, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Quite well, you?
blatantblue on May 3, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Come on Ed, you think anybody would have the guts to do that w/o his knowledge and approval? No way.
TheBigOldDog on May 3, 2009 at 9:16 AM
blatantblue: just checking on you.
bigolddog: as bad as the bambi admin is, it seems unlikely that every stupid act is directly attributable to the Won. however, he never takes responsibility for his administration’s missteps.
kelley in virginia on May 3, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Easy. There is no POTUS without TOTUS.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Ed, I don’t find anything enchanting about this poll.
Dr.Cwac.Cwac on May 3, 2009 at 9:23 AM
Decisions….. decisions…….
Shy Guy on May 3, 2009 at 9:29 AM
“the man who tortured grandpa” — according to grandpa, who apparently told the story to step-grandma, who repeated it to Barry O? But did it actually happen, or is it just another self-created Obama family myth?
If somebody can find some actual historical evidence that Churchill or one of his subordinates ordered the torture of a Luo tribe Kenyan for some reason, then let’s hear what that evidence is. Otherwise, let’s not continue to perpetuate Obama’s myths. He already has enough help with that from the MSM.
AZCoyote on May 3, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Obama is relying on the word-smithing of a wet-behind-the-ears speech writer. The kid behind the kid has no knowledge of history, economics, and the law. Like Obama, his speeck-writer has only ideology–and an historically disproven one at that– to rally support through vacuous rhetoric delivered by the Reader-in-Chief.
The media (or equally ill-informed) must be hypnotized if they accept Obama’s words as fact-based.
onlineanalyst on May 3, 2009 at 9:34 AM
I voted for the last because of the overwhelming hypocracy but the deficit is the bigger issue. It should be the theme for the tea parties. Send everyone you know the budget deficit picture wapoobamabudget1.jpg.
Make bumper stickers of it, plaster it on T-shirts, make posters for July 4th. It speaks for itself and will end the media’s ability to spin the message.
doctormom on May 3, 2009 at 9:35 AM
I think one of his worst was slamming the tea party people and making that crack about Fox News. (Or was that the week before? This nightmare is blending all together.)
Regardless, both were way beneath what used to be called the “dignity of the office”.
KS Rex on May 3, 2009 at 9:44 AM
And he has a compliant press that will not challenge him.
Geaux team O! /sarc
lsutiger on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 AM
The fact that Obama got the Churchill flub from Andrew Sullivan begs the question: Is teabagging torture?
RedRedRice on May 3, 2009 at 9:45 AM
Nevertheless, I voted for “we cannot rish [sic] a future of rising deficits…” — the sheer gall of that one is flabberghastly!
KS Rex on May 3, 2009 at 9:46 AM
I went with the Churchill/torture gaffe, and I see it’s winning going away. So clearly, we here see how duplicitious this guy is, but what explains the collective amnesia of the press? Hmmm…
it is so pathetic that seating in the press conferences, and getting that shot of “your” reporter asking his puffball question, has become so much more important than getting and reporting the facts. Never thought I would long for the days of that asshat Sam Donaldson.
OneEyedJack on May 3, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Since he seem’s to serve no other real purpose, at least Obama is good for 5 laughs a week….
Hog Wild on May 3, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Progressives don’t know what they believe or why. Honestly if you listen they are clueless talking heads.
Hillary Clinton stated she admired Margaret Sanger….Margaret Sanger a Racist…she admires her. WHAT!!!!
They are nuts, they all need check ups from the neck up.
At least Joe Biden has an excuse for his brain -mouth lack of filter.
Dr Evil on May 3, 2009 at 9:55 AM
Not just a racist. She singlehandedly started a holocaust on the entire black race, Planned Parenthood, because of her eugenicist beliefs.
PPA still works under that guideline, destroy as many black babies as possible, and there’s tons of evidence, yet liberals treat it like the Holy Grail. Strange.
amkun on May 3, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Leftwingers like Obama have to believe they are morally politically superior creatures, but they are the epitome of smug self righteous vain politically and historically ignorant narcissistic people. We can’t give Obama a pass on his gaffes because the democraps incessantly told us and still tell us he is a mental genius the most intelligent President ever to inhabit the Oval Office. Thus when he makes statements like this, it must be a brazen lie perpetrated to the media and to the american public because otherwise the press would be lying to us about an ignoramus they foisted on the public and the press would never desire to put such an doofus in office, no siree.
eaglewingz08 on May 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Tough choices this week, but I chose the “default” credit card thing not just for the utter stupidity of word choice, but also for it being a prime-rate example (pun intended) of government overregulation, as evidenced by the desire to make the fine print on statements not so fine and easy to understand.
I almost picked the Churchill thing, but I consider The One’s invoking of Churchill as another example of namedropping, which he is wont to do at every opportunity. That’s been getting old.
I’d consider a new feature, an “Obamsmarterthanyou List,” where he tries to educate/impress us with his plethora of quotes and knowledge regarding famous people and events in history. “Like Churchill said,” “like Lincoln said,” “like FDR said,” “like Reagan said,” et al.
CO2 Producer on May 3, 2009 at 10:19 AM
From Barry’s lips, “Just Words”.
lasertex on May 3, 2009 at 10:33 AM
They would have at least had to ask him if it was going to be “date night” in Chicago and he’d need AFO.
One of humanity’s most amazing achievements has been the development of truly accurate historical records. When I was getting my history degree, I would often read authors from way before the development of this capability and what people considered history back then was a combination of fact, myth, hearsay and outright impossibility. The left, and its ignorant minions, is dragging us right back to that level of primitive understanding. Winston Smith’s job in “1984″ as the keeper of a continually revised history that suits the Party’s present needs is not a random thing, after all. “Who controls the past, controls the future. Who controls the present, controls the past”.
venividivici on May 3, 2009 at 10:35 AM
And the problem with this is what? I think it’s a great idea. Even if you just linked all the articles that demonstrate the incompetence and leftward lurch of this administration, with as much or as little analysis as you want. It will generate a lot of comments and page views. Just keep here at Hot Air in a special room. You could call it:
adults are in charge now
(in memory of the troll it will attract to defend them), or
The Red Room
(for their politics or the anger it incites). Or, whatever you want to call it. But there definitely should be a special Hot Air shrine for episodes like:
Scare Force One.
And thanks for the Obamateurisms. They are one of the few things that give me a laugh about this administration.
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 10:49 AM
thomasaur on May 3, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Bingo . . . spot on . . . right you are!
Trochilus on May 3, 2009 at 11:08 AM
I have to say, it is the made up quote that gets my vote. Anyone can say something stupid, or have their lifesaving equipment screw up on them, but it truly shows the arrogance, the belief in total Media cover, to purposely misquote a great hero like Winston Churchill and never expect to be called on it.
GunRunner on May 3, 2009 at 11:13 AM
But I want to be able to visit! And what about blatantblue, and so many others here?
Loxodonta on May 3, 2009 at 11:16 AM
How about that he got this particular gem from a far-left, anti-Palin fanatic Andrew Sullivan?
It’s pretty pathetic when one demagogue turns to another one for ideological support.
Richard Romano on May 3, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Is everybody STIMULATED yet? /BARF
byteshredder on May 3, 2009 at 11:24 AM
My vote: 150,000 jobs saved or created.
Daggett on May 3, 2009 at 11:42 AM
Ultimately TOTUS because when the layers get peeled away we find the emperor has no clothes and is actually unable to stand on his own two feet.
FireBlogger on May 3, 2009 at 11:46 AM
My vote was for the default credit card thing. The others were more malevolent or deliberate lies (like the Churchill thing) that don’t betray amateurism so much as a disdain for his subjects.
AZfederalist on May 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM
The smirking apology should qualify.
Disturb the Universe on May 3, 2009 at 12:27 PM
The Chruchill thing wins hands down. And that it has Sullivan connections makes it all the better.
myrenovations on May 3, 2009 at 12:55 PM
AZCoyote
Well, given the rate at which Churchill rubber-stamped almost anything his subordinates did against the revolt without question, that shouldn’t be too difficult. While the Luo were relatively uninvolved with the uprising general, they WERE pro-Mau Mau. It isn’t too outlandish to believe that many of them went under the knife of British interrogators, and that their treatment was authorized by Churchill.
Proof would be nice, yes. But somebody’s going to have to dig, and dig deep, and dig out of sight for a while.
Turtler on May 3, 2009 at 1:00 PM
I didn’t see all those. How about capsule summaries for the out-of-touch?
MrLynn on May 3, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Barack Obama’s grandfather was imprisoned and brutally tortured by the British during the violent struggle for Kenyan independence, according to the Kenyan family of the US President-elect.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article5276010.ece
RedRedRice on May 3, 2009 at 2:21 PM
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Oslime-a is too black to fail!
csdeven on May 3, 2009 at 2:35 PM
So hard to pick just one.
free on May 3, 2009 at 3:03 PM
C’mon people. FBI’s first 100 days?????? Now that’s funny right there.
oakpack on May 3, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Just a passing thought with so many excellent choices this week:
The beginning of life is above his pay grade, but it seems nothing is beneath his dignity.
InTheBellyoftheBeast on May 3, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Well, I voted for the deficit thing, but I would have included the 150,000 jobs the Won single handedly saved…and the entire joke that was the Wednesday night presser celebrating the “The First Wonhundred Days of the Wonderfulness of Barry”.
Barb Dwyer on May 3, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Speaking of WWII, has anyone told BO what Eisenhower did to captured German soldiers who were in American uniforms in the Battle of the Bulge?
18-1 on May 3, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Because we all know that court of appeals is where policy gets made.
/Ace of Spades, SCOTUS nominee
maverick muse on May 3, 2009 at 4:35 PM
18-1 on May 3, 2009 at 4:23 PM
Do tell.
maverick muse on May 3, 2009 at 4:36 PM
They were shot.
18-1 on May 3, 2009 at 4:38 PM
I had to go with the Churchill thing, only because Scare Force One wasn’t on the list. C’mon, Cap’n! That one was a slam-dunk!
gridlock2 on May 3, 2009 at 4:38 PM
The Nazis also infiltrated saboteurs along the Eastern Seaboard early on in the war. The ones who were captured were convicted in a military court and swiftly hanged. There was no access to American courts for enemy combatants out of uniform back in FDR’s day.
Whether or not they were waterboarded, I don’t know. I would not be surprised if they were, though.
gridlock2 on May 3, 2009 at 4:41 PM
RedRedRice: Good detective work. Thanks for the source. While there are obvious issues with the timeline (arrested as part of a “growing revolt” in 1949, released 1952, Mau Mau Revolt broke out later that year…) and the source is too close to be considered impartial, but it’s a starting point.
Nice digging.
18-1:
I believe that they were shot in units that could spare the ammo, but if not, it was allowable for one to decapitate them with a bayonet or knife or to simply hang them.
Not pretty, but perfidy demands punishment.
Turtler on May 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM
I agree. O’bama’s claims that he didn’t know about it in advance ring hollow.
BTW NY Fishwrap’s Drama Critic, the estrogen-addled Frankie Rich, had a typically hilarious column this morning, where he compared the jet incident to Chimpy’s “Mission Accomplished”.
Del Dolemonte on May 3, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Has anybody seen anything that indicates the attitude of New Yorkers, or people from DC, specifically, on aggressive interrogation techniques? I’d also be curious to see what people in L.A. think, since one plot was foiled, there.
I also can’t help thinking about what would be said in the aftermath of another big attack. How many newspapers or TV stations would be crying; “Let’s make sure we don’t mistreat these guys when we catch them!”
Star20 on May 3, 2009 at 5:38 PM
I’m a New Yorker living on Long Island. My husband and son were both working in Manhattan on 9/11, my son only 4 blocks from the WTC. It seemed like forever before I got information that they were both okay…sadly, we did lose several good friends in the Towers.
A month or so after 9/11 we flew to Los Angeles to visit our daughter. The folks in CA simply could NOT understand how terrifying it was. We were more or less told to “have a drink and forget about it”. As long as I live, I will never, ever forget the absolute horror of that day.
Normally I’m a fairly gentle woman. However, I would like to see enemy combatants shot dead on the battlefield rather than imprisoned and brought to trial, even a military trial — except for the possible information that could be extracted.
In my opinion, it’s only torture if you’re bleeding buckets of blood and missing body parts. If permitted, I believe I would gladly tear KSM into tiny pieces with my bare hands.
Does that answer your question?
Barb Dwyer on May 3, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Haha. You’ve got comments on the comments.
long_cat on May 3, 2009 at 7:02 PM
Not only does Obama weasel with words and misinterpret Churchill’s words and actions, Obama has little understanding of Abraham Lincoln.
In these two paragraphs of Cesar Conda at NRO’s “The Corner,” the writer pays tribute to Jack Kemp, who was an admirer of Lincoln.
Mwntored by Kemp, Conda reflects
Obama needs to improve his comprehension skills, as well as his knowledge of history.
onlineanalyst on May 3, 2009 at 7:13 PM
Drunk w/ power now – drunk like his da soon enough.
BHO Jonestown on May 3, 2009 at 7:51 PM
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More than twice, I’m sure!
JeffVader on May 4, 2009 at 1:01 AM
The phony Churchill quote, while being factually incorrect, and intellectually outrageous, just doesn’t create any outrage in America’s common man. Lying to an American always does.
DannoJyd on May 4, 2009 at 8:19 AM